Of Mice and Dragons ch.13
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Deep within Chor-Gum prison, Gideon smiled satisfied as the feather clicked the last tumbler into place. Soon, his restraints were shattered!
Quickly the alarm was sounded and the rhino's were on the warpath!
"Gideon is free!" Shouted Zheng. "I must warn Stan!" Suddenly he was grabbed by Vachir.
"Your not going anywhere and neither is he!" He turns to his men. "Fire crossbows!"
Gideon effortlessly dodged them as he made sure his body hadn't atrophied after all those years of captivity. Seeing that it hadn't, he smiled.
Well he kept his end of the bargain, so I guess I'd best keep mine-
Quickly he kicked the crossbow bolts into the nearby cages. Freeing their occupants.
The Guards watched entranced as Scorpions hypnotic song and dance robbed them of their will and brought them closer-
STAB!
Bringing them within distance of her sting...
She moaned with pleasure seeing them foaming blood at the mouth while writhing in agony...
The Rhino's tumbled this way and that. Which way was up? Which way was down? They didn't-
GAAAHHHHHH!
They screamed as they fell to their deaths
Gecko laughed. His power to give/take from himself and others the power to walk on walls as well as their senses of direction and equilibrium was a merry jest indeed!
Gellick yawned. When's lunch? He thought as the rhino's attacked him.
-Perhaps I'll have dumplings smothered in soy sauce?
He thought to himself as the Rhino's broke their weapons on the giant toads seemingly indestructible hide.
-Then have noodles wrapped in dim-sum stuffed in won-tons, stuffed in egg rolls?
He continued to muse to himself, oblivious to the guards trying to grab him by hand-
-Then have nightingale eggs mixed with sheep's bladders, stuffed in bear testicles, smothered in tadpole gizzards, wrapped in skunk stink-sacks, smothered in baby seal semen?
He nodded to himself, agreeing that all of that would make a fine appetizer.
-Now what to have for the main course?
He thinks to himself completely unaware of the effect his poisonous acid sweat was having on the Rhino guards that tried to grab him.
-Now what was I doing? Oh, right! Escaping!
He pauses only long enough to gobble down some half-melted guards; he then moves several inches at a snails pace...before stopping and panting in exhaustion.
Meh, I'll escape tomorrow-
And like that, the slothful toad slept...
"Oh, for crying out loud!" Shouted Gideon as he then used advanced techniques to safely carry the toad away...
Rhino's creamed in horror as they were ripped to bloody chunks by the giant mass of centipedes that has formed together into a person-like form.
It screamed like a homicidal maniac as it slashed through everything like a beserker...
Fu-xi effortlessly swam through the carnage. His Fangs broke through even the toughest armor. His Venom of Death instantly killed all it touched. He paused before a giant Rhino statue before biting it with his Venom of Life. The statue roared as it came to life to attack his "masters" enemies...
Vachir paled as he saw Gideon unleash "the poisoned fist" gang.
"Can we run now?" Asked Zheng.
"Yes." Whimpered Vachir.
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5 minutes later the prison was in ruins; and the guards were all either dead, incapacitated, or scattered to the winds.
And now 6 of the greatest Villains china had ever known were loose on the land once more...
…..Meanwhile...
Oblivious to all this Wendy helped nurse the mouse. She really did feel terrible for what happened... She put a comforting hand on the unconscious mouse. She felt it again, that scrawny knife. Wendy then got an idea. I'll get ride of this worthless knife, and replace it with a much better one before he wakes!
She reached down and grabbed Dipper's "knife"-
RIP!
GAAAHHHHHH!
Screamed Dipper in a now very high-pitched voice...
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