Of Mice and Dragons ch.15
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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After Dipper had his genitals reattached, and the five had stopped laughing.
Stan sat them down and explained what had transpired.
"Let me see if I have this straight you want me...The MOUSE, to fight the unstoppable evil super kung-fu warrior?" Asked Dipper incredulously.
Stan suddenly felt very awkward. "Er...yeah...I admit it sounds insane...But Mcgucket believed in you! And when the person that invented kung-fu and gained so much enlightenment they ascended...Well that has to count for something...Right?" He asked with more than a little desperation.
They all just looked at him like he was crazy.
Stan slumped down in defeat. "Oh who am I kidding?...even if it took him a hundred years to get here-"
"Master, please!" Interrupted Dipper. "Let Master Wendy-
Nate gave out an annoyed cough.
"-Er, I mean the five stop Gideon! Said a now flustered Dipper.
After giving Dipper a curious look Wendy too stepped up. "He's right master! This is what you've trained us for!"
Suddenly feeling every year of his long life, the old man shook his head.
"Look guys, I know you all...and I know him...So trust me when I say you can't beat him. He knows all the ultimate secrets of kung fu: The Iron Heart, The Clap of Stillness, Jin-Tean's tempest, The Yangshi Spleen Punch, The Wings of Light, and that's just off the top of my head! He probably knows more!"
Lee quickly speaks up. "But if I use acupuncture the way Mcgucket did-"
Stan again shook his head. Wouldn't work. The freak sucked up skills like a stinking sponge; wouldn't surprise me if he already mastered that technique and figure out how to immuninize himself from it."
Stan sighed as he turned around and walked out. "Get some rest, tomorrow we figure out the evacuation plan of the village and the destruction of the jade palace. We can't allow it's secrets to get into Gideons hands!"
And with that he left the room...and a broken hearted group...
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Gideon growled with impatience as he lead the "Five fingers of Poison gang" into the secret catacombs.
"Okay, here are your servants as promised! Can we get this "additional unnamed favor at a latter date" over with!? I have a scroll to steal!"
The cave suddenly illuminated. "Relax kid, this favor will literally kill two birds with one stone." Cackled Bill Cipher as he snapped the necks of both the bird in his hand and the two that were in the bush...
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