After leaving Chucks with his latest manuscript, they decided to go get lunch. The girls had been complaining they were running out of clean clothes and so they decided to pull into the Laundromat. The girls and Sam began putting clothes through the wash while Dean began reading the manuscript.
"I'm sitting in a Laundromat, reading about myself sitting in a Laundromat reading about myself. My head hurts." Dean muttered
"Not hard is it?" Beth asked smirking
"I knew you were gonna say that" Dean said
"If I decided to hit you, do you think Dean would read it before I did it" Beth asked Samantha raising her hand.
"Yes, but it says here you don't so I don't care" Dean said
"Oh" Beth said lowering her hand "you're no fun Deanio"
"Don't blame him, blame Chuck" Jess said smiling "Oh I mean God" she added quickly
"He's not God" Dean said
"How would you know?" Samantha asked
"Maybe he's God" Beth said pointing at Dean
"I'm not God" Dean said glaring at the girls who grinned and turned around to do their washing.
"There's got to be something this guy's not telling us." Sam said turning to toss his darks into the machine.
"Sam tossed his gigantic darks into the machine. He was starting to have doubts about Chuck, about whether he was telling the whole truth." Dean continued reading.
"Gigantic and Dark? Best summary of Sam ever" Jess said grinning
"Stop it." Sam turned around frustrated.
" 'Stop it, Sam said.' Guess what you do next." Dean said amusement on his face. Sam turned away scowling
"Smokes a blunt" Beth said seriously. Dean smiles and shakes his head continuing reading.
" 'Sam turned his back on Dean, his face brooding and pensive.'" Dean continued reading. "I mean, I don't know how he's doing it, but this guy is doing it. I can't see your face, but those are definitely your 'brooding and pensive' shoulders." Sam sighed exasperated, Dean looked down at the manuscript.
"You just thought I was a dick." Dean said looking up. Sam turned around impressed
"The guy's good." Sam said before going back to his washing. Dean was offended.
"Everyone thinks you're a dick" Samantha stated
"Knew you were gonna say that" Dean smiled.
...
The five of them had returned to Chuck's house later that day. Dean went to knock on the door when it flew open revealing Chuck.
"In!" Chuck ordered, walking back into his living room expecting them to follow. Sam and Dean shared a look of bewilderment and followed Chuck in, with the girls close behind.
"So... You wrote another chapter?" Sam asked as Chuck paced nervously across the room holding sheets of paper.
"This was all so much easier before you were real" Chuck muttered to himself, shaking slightly.
"We can take it; just spit it out" Dean said getting impatient.
"You especially are not gonna like this" Chuck admitted.
"I didn't like hell" Dean spat, gaining a glare from Sam
"Low blow Dean, low blow" Beth said, Dean just glared at Beth.
"Just a question, before your devastating news, are we in this?" Jess asked. Chuck nodded slightly wanting to get on with this.
"Ok, and now back to the news" Jess said, imitating a news reporter.
"It's Lilith" Chuck said quickly "She's coming for Sam" he continued when no one reacted or yelled.
"Wait, why is she coming for Sam when we're here" Beth asked
"Yeah not to say you're not important Sam, but we're more important" Jess said
"Isn't her whole mission to get Lucifer to rise?" Samantha asked "Which you do by killing seals"
"Yeah, Seals not Sasquatches" Beth said
"She's really got her animals mixed up" Jess said laughing at her own joke
"They're more annoying in person" Chuck stated
"Back to the point" Dean said glaring at the girls "Is she coming to kill Sam?" Chuck nodded sadly knowing Dean was bound to get angry and he didn't want to be the one Dean lashed out on
"When?" Sam asked
"Tonight." Chuck said quietly
"She's just gonna show up? Here?" Dean asked confused, his anger rising. Chuck slowly sat at his desk and shakily put his glasses on.
"Hey glasses buddies" Beth said causing everyone to glare at her.
"Uh... let's see, uh" Chuck started reading from the manuscript 'Lilith patted the bed seductively. Unable to deny his desire, Sam succumbed, and they sank into the throes of fiery demonic passion'"
"No. Nope. No. No." Beth yelled
"Lalalalala" Jess said covering her ears.
"You're kidding me, right?" Sam said laughing at how stupid that sounded.
"You think this is funny?" Dean shocked at Sam's reaction.
"No! I think this mentally scarring" Jess yelled
"You don't?" Sam said, his smile fading "I mean, come on 'Fiery demonic passion'?"
"Don't remind us" Beth yelled
"It's just a first draft" Chuck said
"well your first draft need to be burnt in fiery demonic pa- OH GOD! I can't even say it"
"Wait, wait, wait, wait. Lilith is a little girl." Dean said slightly disgusted
"Sam that is disgusting, she is young enough to be on Disney" Samantha yelled
"She's young enough to be your daughter!" Beth yelled
"So are we" Jess added
"Not needed information" Beth told Jess
"No, uh, this time she's a "comely dental hygienist from Bloomington, Indiana."" Chuck said looking at the manuscript
"She's gonna drill you" Jess said smirking
"I'm no expert but I think it's Sam who's gonna drill her" Beth smirked
"SHUT UP I DID NOT NEED THAT MENTAL IMAGE!" Samantha yelled
"Great. Perfect. So what happens after the... "fiery demonic"..."
"Don't say it"
"Whatever?" Dean continued
"I don't know, it hasn't come to me yet" Chuck said
"Dean, look, there's nothing to worry about." Sam said reassuring Dean "Lilith and me? In bed?" he added laughing slightly
"Do not joke about the thing that has mentally scarred me for life!" Jess yelled
"How does this whole psychic thing of yours work?" Dean asked
"You mean my process?" Chuck replied
"Yes, your process." Dean said
"Well, it usually starts with a headache. A really bad headache. Aspirin is useless, so... I drink. Until I fall asleep. The first time it happened, I thought it was just a crazy dream." Chuck explained
"The first time you dreamt about us?" Dean asked perplexed
"It flowed. It just, it kept flowing. It still does. I-I can't stop it, really." Chuck said
"You can't seriously believe –" Sam scoffed
"Humour me." dean said "Look, why don't we, we just..." He said taking the manuscript Chuck handed him "Take a look at these and see what's what. You –"
"...knew you were gonna ask for that. Yeah." Chuck said smiling slightly
"Okay well girls you stay here..." Dean said turning to the girls
"What? No!" Jess yelled as the other two girls looked at him shocked
"We can't afford to have you anywhere near Lilith. Me and Sam are going to go find a motel." Dean argued
"Yeah no" Samantha said putting her hands on her hips.
"Yes, you're staying here and that's final" Dean said angrily
"Do I not get a say?" Chuck asked
"No" Dean "now stay" Dean said following Sam out of the door.
...
The girls sat on the sofa awkwardly staring at Chuck who stared back
"So..." Jess said drawing the word out
"Chuck" Samantha said also not knowing what to say
"How are you?" Beth asked smiling
"Fine" Chuck said unsure
"Is there a Mrs Chuck?" Samantha asked
"Does it look like there is?" Chuck asked slightly angry
"Well there might be I dunno" Samantha said grinning. Chuck sighed and left the room leaving the girls on their own looking around the room not sure what to do with themselves
"Chuck I'm bored" Jess yelled not sure where in the house Chuck was
"Not my problem" Chuck said walking back into the room with a coffee and sitting at the desk. Jess folded her arms leaning back into the sofa sighing and Chuck went back to writing. The only noise in the room was the keys and Jess singing quietly to herself.
"How did you describe us in the book?" Samantha asked, Chuck sighed and stopped typing
"With words" he answered sarcastically
"Can we read the book we get introduced in?" Beth asked sitting up
"Yeah ca-" Jess started
"Yes" Chuck said pointing to a pile of paper "Chapter four" he said as Beth picked up the pile of paper that was the book that the girls are introduced. The girls read quietly until the came to where they came in
"Tall angry one?" Jess asked "I'm not that angry" She said angrily
"Short sassy one?" Samantha asked "I'm not really that short"
"Angry British one that sums me up perfectly" Beth said grinning. The girls fell into a silence again reading until they reached the end of the book and Chuck continued to write the latest chapter. After finishing the book the girls sat in silence for a few moments before Samantha's stomach grumbled.
"Chuck I'm hungry" Samantha said staring at her stomach
"Kitchen" Chuck said not looking away from his computer screen and pointing in the direction of the kitchen. The girls got up and wandered into the kitchen Samantha started rooting around the fridge looking for food while Beth and Jess searched the cupboards
"There's no food" Samantha stated closing the fridge
"Whenever we're told there's food there isn't" Beth whined "I should stop getting my hopes up"
"There's always alcohol though" Jess stated grinning. The other girls smiled at Jess
"Chuuuuck" Jess called. They waited for a few moments but there was no answer "Chuck! Chuck come here" she yelled again, they heard movement from the living room and Chuck stumbled into the kitchen "Chuck are you going to put some clothes on. That's really inappropriate to wear pyjamas in front of Miss Princess over there!" Jess asked gesturing to Samantha.
"What do you want?" He asked rolling his eyes
"Chuck can we have a drink?" Beth asked smiling
"Chuck give us your alcomohol" Samantha demanded
"Rude" Beth said "ask nicely"
"Can we have some alcohol please?" Samantha asked rolling her eyes
"You're eighteen" Chuck stated
"Well done Chuck you know how old three of your characters are, I'm proud of you" Jess said sarcastically grinning at him
"You're underage" he stated
"No we're not we're eighteen as you previously stated" Samantha said
"Are you having this conversation again?" Chuck asked
"How do you know abo- oh" Beth said
"I won this argument last time" Jess said smugly
"You're not drinking and that is final" Chuck said walking out of the kitchen
"Oooh Chuck's put his big boy pants on" Jess said grinning
"Chuck there's nothing in the fridge" Beth called as she heard the desk chair squeak as he sat down. Chuck let out a frustrated scream. The girls smirked at each other after deciding it was pointless trying to find something to eat in the barren kitchen they went back to the living room sitting on the sofa.
"Chuck what are you writing?" Samantha asked Chuck looked up from the computer and glared at her before going back to writing
"I'm ordering pizza" Beth stated picking up the phone and using the number from the menu by the phone. While they waited for the Pizza the girls talked amongst themselves and Chuck disappeared elsewhere in the house. When the doorbell rang the girls screamed slightly in shock.
"Pizza!" Beth said happily running to the door
"Beth wait, what if it's Lilith?" Samantha asked standing up slowly
"If she's got pizza we can be friends" Beth said happily looking through the peep hole in the door "Besides it's not a little girl or a dental hygienist" she said smiling opening the door.
"Uh that'll be $10" the boy said handing Beth the Pizza's
"Uh" Beth said realising she had no money.
"Chuck!" Jess called walking up the stairs
"Hello Chuck" Samantha yelled up the stairs
"Did he leave?" Beth asked the other two as the delivery boy stood impatiently at the door
"Nope he's gone to sleep." Jess said from the top of the stairs
"Chuck wake up!" Samantha yelled
"Wait there was money by the phone" Beth said smiling
"I got it" Samantha yelled running into the living room to grab it before running back to the front door and practically chucking it at the delivery boy
"Thanks!" Beth said happily shutting the door with her foot as the boy walked away.
"What if he's having a writing dream?" Jess asked walking down the stairs
"Then we'll be in it" Samantha stated opening one of the pizza boxes.
"Wanna raid his paperwork and see if we can find more story with us in it?" Beth asked taking a bite of her pizza.
"No let's raid his alcohol?" Jess said grinning
"Both!" Samantha yelled happily. The girls spent the rest of the afternoon eating pizza, drinking alcohol and reading about themselves before Chuck came down stairs looking slightly shell shocked. When he walked into the living room seeing the girls sitting on the floor with pizza his stories and alcohol he stormed over to them. The girls tensed ready for him to start yelling at them but her just took the alcohol they'd been drinking and a couple of slices of pizza before falling on the couch
"Good sleep?" Jess asked grinning
"No, now be quiet" he said putting the slices of pizza on his chest and closing his eyes
"You wanna talk about it?" Samantha asked. Chuck shook his head and took a swig from the bottle he was holding. The door suddenly opened and then shut with a slam, the girls turned around to see Dean standing in the entrance to the living room. The girls cracked up laughing as soon as they saw the plasters on his face.
"Dean." Chuck said like he expected to see him.
"I take it you knew I'd be here." Dean said sounding slightly angry
"You look terrible." Chuck stated glancing quickly at him.
"That's 'cause I just got hit by a minivan, Chuck." Dean stated
"Oh." Chuck said
"That it? Every damn thing you write about me comes true; that's all you have to say is 'oh'?!" Dean yelled angrily
"Please don't yell at me." Chuck said quietly
"Why do I get feeling there's something that you're not telling us?" Dean said still angry
"What wouldn't I be telling you?" Chuck asked shocked
"How you know what you know, for starters!" Dean yelled
"I don't know how I know, I just do!" Chuck yelled back
"That's not good enough." Dean say angrily shoving Chuck into the wall. "How the hell are you doing this?!" Dean yelled louder. A flap of wings was heard and suddenly Castiel was standing in the living room
"Dean, let him go!" Dean released Chuck and turned to look at Castiel. "This man is to be protected." Castiel
"Mr Trenchcoat man." Jess yelled happily upon seeing Castiel
"Cassie!" Samantha yelled
"Cas"
"Why?" Dean asked ignoring the girls
"He's a Prophet of the Lord." Castiel said
"You... You're Castiel... aren't you?" Chuck stuttered
"It's an honour to meet you, Chuck. I... admire your work." Castiel said picking up on of the books and looking through
"I bet Cas is a Dean girl" Beth said quietly to other girls
"Whoa, whoa, what? This guy, a prophet? Come on, he's – he's... he's practically a Penthouse Forum writer." Dean said to Castiel "Did you know about this?" Dean asked turning on Chuck.
"I, uh, I might have dreamt about it." Chuck said as he stumbled to an arm chair taking a bottle of whiskey and pouring himself some
"And you didn't tell us?!" Dean asked his previous anger back
"It was too preposterous. Not to mention arrogant. I mean, writing yourself into the story is one thing, but as a prophet? That's like M. Night-level douchiness." Chuck explained gulping down the whiskey
"True that" Samantha said agreeing with Chuck causing dean to glare at her
"This is the guy who decides our fate?" Dean asked Castiel gesturing to Chuck who was pouring himself another glass of whiskey
"He isn't deciding anything. He's a mouthpiece – a conduit for the inspired word." Castiel explained not registering Dean's anger
"The word? The word of god? What, like the new new testament?" Dean asked confused
"One day, these books – they'll be known as the Winchester gospel." Castiel said as if it were a normal thing to have a gospel named after you
"People are gonna be quoting Dean in church" Beth said quietly
"And Dean said 'son of a bitch' it will be painted on church walls" Samantha said grinning
"You got to be kidding me." Dean and Chuck both said in unison.
"I am not... kidding you." Castiel said struggling to understand what they meant. Chuck stood up from his seat excusing himself and went upstairs clutching the bottle of Whiskey to his chest.
"Why'd he get tapped?" Dean gesturing upstairs
"I don't know how prophets are chosen. The order comes from high up on the celestial chain of command." Castiel
"How high?" Dean asked
"High in the sky" Jess said grinning
"Humans are under the impression that Heaven is in the sky but really it's not in a certain place it's just there" Castiel said turning to the girls
"Well, whatever. How do we get around this?" Dean asked desperately wanting a way to stop the fiery demonic passion between Sam and Lilith
"Around what?" Castiel asked unsure as to what Dean meant
"The Sam-Lilith love connection. How do we stop it from happening?" Dean
"Don't remind us about that" Jess said quietly
"What the prophet has written can't be unwritten. As he has seen it, so it shall come to pass." Castiel said.
"Great" Dean said rolling his eyes "you girls stay here I'm gonna go see what I can do about Lilith"
"Seriously Dean this place is boring" Samantha whined
"Yeah please don't make us stay" Beth begged
"I'm not letting you wander around town when Lilith is here, do you have a death wish?" Dean asked angrily
"I'm gonna die of boredom" Jess said "That's no fun"
"Yeah at least if Lilith kills us it'll be exciting. I mean if we're gonna die and help Lucifer rise it might as well be an exciting death" Beth explained seriously
"We're not having this conversation again! You're staying here" Dean said storming out of the house leaving the girls and Castiel.
"He has a point, this really is the safest place for you" Castiel said to the girls
"Don't you take his side on this" Samantha said angrily
"Cas!" Dean called from outside. Castiel bid goodbye to the girls and headed out of the house to Dean
"Like I said Dean Girl" Beth lying down on the floor. A few minutes after Castiel and Dean left the girls found out how to work the TV and spent the rest of the day watching TV and eating pizza until Chuck came back downstairs
"Oh Hai Chuck fancy seeing you here" Beth looking up at him.
"Not like this is my house or anything" He said lying down on the couch and watching TV with the girls. The four of them watched TV until Dean came bursting into the house causing everyone, including Chuck to jump.
"What are you doing here? I didn't write this." Chuck asked shocked.
"Come on. I need you to come with me." Dean said pulling him off the sofa.
"What? Where?" Chuck asked shocked pulling away from Dean
"To the motel where Sam is." Dean said "you too girls" he added gesturing to the girls who were still sitting on the floor
"That's where Lilith is." Chuck said confused.
"Valid point Chuck" Beth agreed.
"Seriously earlier you wouldn't let us go anywhere in case we ran into her and now you wanna take us to the motel where she definately is going to be?" Samantha asked annoyed.
"Yeah, exactly." Dean said "I need you to stop her." he told Chuck
"Are you insane? Lilith? I know what she's capable of, Dean. I wrote her." Chuck yelled
"All right, listen to me. You have an archangel tethered to you, okay? All you gotta do is show up and boom! Lilith gets smoked." Dean
"But I-I haven't seen that yet. Th-the story –" Chuck stammered.
"Chuck, you're the only shot that I've got left." Dean said frustrated.
"But... I'm just a writer." Chuck said sadly not believing he could do anything great
"You're a creator, all writers are creators" Beth said smiling
"This isn't a story anymore, man. This is real! And you're in it! Now, I need you to get off your ass and fight. Come on, Chuck." Dean yelled grabbing Chuck's arms again
"No friggin' way." Chuck yelled pulling his arm away
"Okay, well, then, how about this – I've got a gun in my pocket, and if you don't come with me, I'll blow your brains out." Dean said patting his pocket his anger rising
"I thought you said I was protected by an archangel." Chuck said smirking calling out Dean's bluff
"Well, interesting exercise. Let's see who the quicker draw is." Dean smirked.