Watch the dip ch.5

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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The town of gravity falls if you were grunkle Stan or one of the other shysters or local businessmen in town were doing well for themselves after the "masquerade" was shattered...Everyone else...Not so much...

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The Mailman glared at the milkman. "Hello mike...If that is your real name..." He said with a shifty glare. "I could say the same about you..." Retorted the suspicious milkman right back...

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Why do I need a haircut!? Retorted a 7 year old irritably. "What's having nice hair going to matter when we get eaten by monsters?" The mother didn't even look at him. "Well when your eaten, you can do with your hair however you like...Until then you'll do as your told young man."

The boy growled...Then he saw policeman walk by- "My Mom's an alien in disguise!" He shouted. A few seconds latter the woman was being chased by the policemen. The boy laughed at the spectacle...Until already paranoid neighbors heard the ruckus and stoned his mom to death...Suddenly, a haircut wasn't the worst thing in the world...

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"Alright, listen up! Shouted the Principal. After extensive drills and testing. You lot!" He shouts while pointing to the group of kids. "Are the most likely to be turned into Zombies...So you'll be separated from the more capable children...Sorry but it's either you or us." He says while the kids are locked outside...

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And what was dipper doing while the town was falling apart? Well after the "store fiasco", Wendy and the other Teens had new found respect for dipper-

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Robbie chuckled at dipper. Dang kid, you really messed your pants-

SLAP!

"Shut the Slag up Robbie!" Snapped Wendy. "Yeah! Dipper just saved our sorry buts!" Snapped Tambry as well. Robbie got his hands up defensively. "Whoa! Whoa! I was just kidding! Just trying to lighten the mood-"

"DON'T!" Shouted all the Teens at once...

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And that was great and all...But it didn't change the fact that dipper had been helpless! He'd been weak! He hated feeling like that! So...Long story short he sought the help of the Manitours to "Man-up"...But in the end he refused to slay the multi-bear...Now he was begrudgingly walking up to the cave to admit his failure. He sighed, he was really not looking forward to-

SLAM!

Dipper looked dazed at leader-ar's head smashing into him. He looked into the cave and saw all of their bodies...All ripped to pieces. Dipper emptied his stomach and held his breath as he walked amongst the rotting, mutilated corpses. But even the rotting stench wasn't enough of a deterrent to stop him gasping.

The Killer was here! He was towering over a bruised and clothes torn up Wendy! Dipper screamed in rage as he raised his spear and charged him...Only to be immediately curb-stomped.

In hindsight, only training for one day...no matter how musical and quirky...probably isn't enough for me to beat a professional. Conceded Dipper to himself. It was then he realized Wendy was trying to shake him awake. The killer was also still there.

It was then that Dipper learned that Wendy (being concerned about him) had followed him, and was ambushed by the manitours. They were about to rape her before the killer rescued her.

Dipper looked at this strange man and asked: "Can you train me to protect those I love?" The man shrugged. "You'd be better off than what your doing now." He said flatly. Dipper sighed. "I'll take what I can get."

The Man nodded. "Good, I'll swing by your home tomorrow"...And like that he was gone. Dipper helped Wendy up. He then helped the girl walk. "Here, I'll take you home."

Wendy flushed. "Uh...Dipper...you- "I know, and I don't care. Your what's important here, not me." Responded Dipper flatly. So Dipper helped Wendy get immediate medical help. All the while completely apathetic to the townspeople's mockery of the naked boy with the microscopic "junk"...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

Seriously, someone explain to me why their aren't more AU's with Wendy in the "V.S. Manlines" episode!

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