I would like to Thank Vamplover669 for being my muse, I was really stuggling then she gave me an awesome idea and I was able to continue. It is kind of long but I hope you enjoy, I own none of this!

The next day at work Raj and Howard are greeted at their cafeteria table by Leonard who is wearing a giant smile. He sits down at the table with his tray with a dreamy far off look in his eye.

"Hello everybody! Great day today isn't it?" Leonard says dreamily as he pours sugar into his coffee.

"Fantastic!" Howard's says sarcastically. "I take it that you and Penny made up." He asks scooping up a bite of cereal. His weekend had been boring, married life while satisfying could be very dull. Leonard had clearly had a much more exciting time this weekend than he had. Howard missed spending time with the guys.

"Yeah we did!" Leonard says then mouths "Three times." Holding up three fingers, Penny was determined not to be shown up by Amy last night in more ways than one. They had made love twice last night and then again in the shower this morning.

"Three, that must be like a record in the Hofstadter books." Raj says smirking but Leonard will not let his good mood be ruined and ignores him. Just then Sheldon walks with a spring in his step looking just as pleased as Leonard had. Howard sighs, seems like everyones weekend was more interesting than his had been.

"Gentlemen!" he says saluting them as he sits down and digs into his breakfast a grin still on his face. Amy had offered to cook a breakfast for him but he had told her not to worry about it. It was his custom to eat breakfast in the cafeteria on Monday mornings and he had already been thrown off track enough by spending the night at her place. He has too admit ,staying at Amy's place definitely had its advantages. Despite his efforts he can not seem to wipe the smile of his face as he thinks of last night. Subconsciously rubs his cheek where she had kissed him goodbye as the separated to go to their prospective buildings.

"God, happy just got laid, Sheldon is creepy." Raj whispers to Howard and Howard nods in agreement.

"I don't know I think the ' I just got my freak on' face , is a good look on him." Howard whispers back sniggering.

"I heard that, and I do not approve of your vulgar terminology, it is disrespectful to Amy." Sheldon says shooting them a look. It makes him uncomfortable them thinking of he and Amy like that, their filthy minds imagining Amy that way.

"Speaking of Amy, tell your girlfriend that she is a genius and I love her." Leonard says turning to Sheldon patting him on the back, friendly. Sheldon look at annoyed he has not forgotten their argument from yesterday that went unresolved.

"Well, she already knows she is a genius, and I sincerely hope you mean you love her in the platonic 'I love you man' way,lest we almost come to blows again."

"Wait you two almost came to 'blows' over what." Howard exclaims looking wildly between the two of them.

"We did not almost come to blows, he saw me touch Amy's hand and went all berserk." Leonard tells Howard dismissively "Of course I mean in a platonic way! Her little story gave Penny to write on about us, and let me just say, Penny may not be the best at writing history papers… but wow she can write." Leonard says in an attempt to change the subject not wanting to get into with Sheldon again and ruin his good humor. Leonard has also been anxious to share that piece of information with the guys. Penny's story had blown Amy's out of the water, it was most defiantly not a virgin writing about sex. Leonard had barely been able to let Penny get through the first chapter before he was attempting to rip her clothes off. Hearing her read what she wrote about them, and her desires had been a huge turn on.

"I can only assume that you mean that Penny took a page out of Amy's book and wrote some tawdry sex drivel about you two? Hardly surprising she would horn in my Amy's idea I doubt Penny has had an original idea in her life. Revisiting your first statement though I was not upset that you touched her hand. I was upset that when I came out of the bedroom I saw you ogling her body, like a sex fiend." Sheldon did not wish to hear any more about Penny's story which was sure to be even more vulgar than Amy's had been.

"I was not 'ogling her body', I have Penny why would I look at Amy? It was just weird seeing her in just your pajama top."

"Say What!" Howard exclaims "You mean the prim and proper Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler was prowling around the apartment in just Sheldon's pajama top?" Howard just can not picture Amy outside of her buttoned up attire.

"Plus her cardigan and tights right?" Raj asks confused, giggling at the mental image he has of Amy standing in the kitchen wearing Sheldon's pajama like a dress with her usual attire.

"No just the top." Leonard in an amused voice and looks at Howard and Raj who both look in shock.

"She most certainly was not 'prowling' she was innocently in the kitchen cooking breakfast and this over sexed nut-ball could not stop staring at her legs! I had to cover her up with my robe she had no idea the affect she was having on this lecherous creature." It still fills him with rage every time he thinks about Leonard tilting his head to get a better view.

"Fine! Looked at her legs, so sue me, but it was only because it was the first time I have seen them and I was surprised that she had them. I have Penny, there is no reason for me to make a move on your girlfriend" Leonard tells him saying "your girlfriend" with a tone that says he did not find Amy attractive. He was getting a little sick and tired of Sheldon badgering him about it. It' not like he berated the other guys every time he thought they looked at Penny inappropriately.

"First off, I could sue you for it you signed my Room mate agreement and the contract is legally binding." Sheldon says, he had been waiting to use this piece of information against him.

"There is no girlfriend clause in that agreement, when you wrote it the last thing on earth you thought you would ever have would be a girlfriend." Leonard says exasperated.

"Yes, but then your dalliance with Priya forced me to put quite a few amendments in the contract which you agreed to sign sight unseen. In the new girlfriend amendment it states that either room mate is subject to punishment and fines if the other is found to have amorous intent with the others significant other."

"You were not dating Amy then, why would you put in a girlfriend clause?"

"Leonard, Relationship Agreements do not write themselves over night, I had long considered Amy to be my significant other before we put it in writing. Amy just forced my hand early with her little trick she pulled with Stuart."

"Forced your hand early?That was like six months after the fact. How long was she going to have to wait otherwise?" Raj asks curiously

"That is neither here nor there, what I would like to discuss is the second part of Leonard statement where he implied that his girlfriend was better than mine when clearly the winner of the two would be Amy by a landslide."

"Oh here we go." Howard says excited always ready for some excitement in their relatively boring academic world.

"Excuse me? Just because you have to be the best at everything does not mean you have the better girlfriend. In what world is Amy as better than Penny?" Annoyed, Sheldon has long thought himself to be superior to him and this was the one instance where Leonard thought he had the upper hand. He worshipped Penny, thought she was the most beautiful and entertaining person on the planet, he could not fathom how Sheldon could possibly think Amy was better.

"In every world,Amy is highly educated, she is at the top of her field a noted neuroscientist, she is beautiful, and if you noticed yesterday morning she can cook , unlike some other people." He says looking at Leonard. Thinking that he had clearly won the argument this time, Penny while attractive had no other qualities one would want in relationship. Sheldon thought that Amy's beauty was just the icing on the cake it had been all her other redeeming factors that had enticed him at the first.

"Penny is extremely beautiful and she may not have a Phd like Amy but she is very smart. Also she has a great job now, hell she makes more than either you or I do! " Leonard says hotly.

"Oh please! I have no respect for Penny's career, sure it is better than 'actress ' or waitress at The Cheesecake Factory, but when it come right down to it she is just a glorified drug dealer." Sheldon says dismissively

"Oh snap!" Raj says and it is Leonards turn to look like he is about to punch Sheldon. "Gentleman, you are being ridiculous both of your girlfriends are very beautiful and very intelligent. There is no reason for you two to keep bickering, I am sure you can settle your differences like adults." Raj's says reasonably.

"Or we could settle this the old fashioned way… paintball tournament this weekend!" Howard says shrugging his shoulders.

"That sounds agreeable..." Sheldon muses. "Leonard?" he ask wanting his opinion

" Actually that sounds great, it has been a while sine we all got together and played. One question though how is that the old fashioned way?" Leonard asks.

"Its not, I just really wanted to play paintball." Howard says deviously looking forward to guys weekend

The week had been rough for Amy, work has been keeping her very busy at the lab. At work she was distracted and she kept losing focus, and she knew the reason why. Sheldon had returned back to his normal self, and she was pining over the man she spent the weekend with. Not that she had expected him to change over night, but she had thought she would see small shifts in him. Yet he seemed content to act like all that had transpired between them had never happened. The only change she got from him was he ate lunch with her one extra day that week, and that was only because he was mad at Leonard and did not want to eat with him.

They ate dinner together four times that week after she drove him home from work, but he did not offer for her to stay nor did he walk her to her car afterwards. Amy was missing the physical contact with him, she was afraid that once she had him alone she was going to frighten him with the ferocity in which she wanted to attack him. It was driving her crazy having to look at those thin beckoning lips, knowing how they felt on her body and not being able to do anything about it.

Amy was really looking forward to spending the weekend with him. Then he told her that he a had plans to play paintball all Saturday and her heart sank. She had been harboring the secret hope that he was planning another sleepover for the weekend. As a consolation prize she makes plans to have brunch with Penny and Bernadette.

Something strange was happening to Sheldon it was paintball day and he did not want to go at all. He could not pinpoint it exactly, it was not Leonard they had more or less repaired their riff. All week long he had been looking forward to today, it had been a very long time since they had all gathered to play. There was something about the male camaraderie of the sport he enjoyed, or the fact it was the only sport he had ever been any good at. Throughout the week he had gotten his equipment ready, pulled out his old coveralls and washed them, even though they had been washed the last time he wore them. Yet here he was on paintball day staring at his coveralls hanging on his closet door as she shines his boots,dreading going.

Then it dawned on him what the problem was it,was the dark haired vixen who had been also invading is thoughts all week. They had not been together since Sunday night, sure they had seen each other. Sheldon even changing his lunch plans to eat with her in the lab three times that week. Amy had driven him home every night that week staying for dinner four times. Yet he felt like he had not seen her at all. They had barely touched all week, he kept waiting for her to take the reins. Tell him that she wanted him, he was suddenly shy unsure of the protocol for proceeding after their eventful weekend. All he wanted to do was to take her into his arms feel her lush curves against his body. Taste her lips, her neck that tender spot right below her earlobe that made her gasp whenever he kissed it. Sheldon can not get the images out of his mind, it is an erotic picture show that plays over and over. He stops polishing his boots and flops backwards on his bed groaning, annoyed with his physical weakness.

Sheldon despised feeling like this, he had gone thirty-five years of his life without it, so why did he feel now like he could not stand another minute without it. He briefly considered calling the whole thing off and calling Amy, begging her to come over. But Amy was out for the day anyway having brunch with the girls, then god knows what else. He could wait a little longer to see her he thought, perhaps they could make plans for Sunday he thinks as he straightens backup and heads out this bedroom door to find Leonard.

At brunch Penny can barely contain her excitement as she tells the girls about her story and how well received it was with Leonard .

"You should have seen his face, when I started reading him that story you guys. At first he was all bored because he thought it was just that screen play that I wrote a long time ago. Then I got to the part where Penelope meets Leon and repays him for the indian food with her body and his jaw dropped to the floor."

"Did you reenact the scene?" Bernadette asks.

"Oh yeah, we have been reenacting scenes all week long, honestly this is the most we have gone at it since we first started dating. Honestly, it kind of makes everything feel new and exciting again."

"Like you are with your first love?" Bernadette asks sweetly and Penny gives her the evil eye.

"Yes exactly like that, Amy you really had something, I think I owe you a drink!" Then Penny signals down the waiter. "Bring my homegirl a mimosa!" she say then she notices that Amy has been awfully quiet.

"You okay Ames?" she ask concerned.

"Yes, well no… First off I am the designated driver so I can not have that mimosa you just ordered me. Secondly its just that while you can not get Leonard to keep his hands off of you, I can not get Sheldon to put his hands on me. I know you are thinking how is that any different than normal, but I really thought after last weekend something would change. Yet it seems like we have gone back to the status quo, he has not even mentioned it. I thought he would have at least presented me with papers to sign, amending coitus into the relationship agreement but, so far nothing."

"You know Sheldon is a slow mover, he probably has been thinking about it and just does not know how to proceed," Bernadette says amiably.

"Or he regrets, it ever happened and is hoping I will forget." Amy sighs.

"That is not it, he probably thinks sex is just for the weekend or something stupid like that." Penny tells her draining the glass that the waiter had sat in front of Amy.

"That's what I thought, but then why would he plan this big paintball thing with the guys? I am sorry, I am being a Debbie Downer, its just that I find myself pining over a man that only existed one magical weekend. It was not just the sex, which was amazing, but he opened up to me, he was possessive of me, and I liked seeing that side of him. I just wonder where it has gone? "

"He is still there trust me, when you are not at the apartment with him, I am and he has been acting like a changed man. I have never seen him so happy, it is creeping all of us out actually." Penny tells her.

"Really?"

"Yes, Howie has mentioned it to, he also told me a little story about how Leonard and Sheldon were fighting over whose girlfriend was better in the cafeteria like a couple of middle schoolers. He said that Sheldon said you were clearly more attractive than Penny." Bernadette tells her, and Amy flushes with pride.

"He said that?"

"Yes and also something about you being better because of your intelligence, education and your career."

"Hey! She is getting a big enough head already!" Penny says jokingly "What did Leonard say about me?"

"That you are beautiful, and you made more money than all of them." Bernadette says and it is Penny's turn to flush with pride.

"Its true, so now that Amy is feeling better what do you want to do after this?" Penny asks.

" I want to read that story you wrote." Amy tells her.

"I don't know, it is pretty raunchy, I don't think you can handle it, I mean I actually say penis, cock,and dick not his quivering member or his manhood." Penny teases . "I never knew there were so many ways to say penis without actually saying it."

"My favorite was 'his turgid point of pride'!" Bernadette chimes in.

"I think I can handle it! I mean I have seen one up close and personal now." Amy says huffily.

"How personal? Did you kiss his nether' yeah ya?" Penny asks not sure how to pronounce it but giving it a go. Amy bites her lip and turns red. "Oh my God! You did didn't you! You little slut!" Penny exclaims clapping her on the back.

"The real question is did he kiss hers?" Bernadette asks and Amy shakes her head yes, then folds her arms and puts her head down on the table to hide her red face.

"Oh my god!" Penny and Bernadette squeal together.

"I never knew he had it in him..." Penny says in awe.

"Well now we know he has had him in her!" Bernadette giggles and Amy glares at them.

"Are you guys done yet? I think I still have some dignity left somewhere?" she tells them.

"Oh, Amy we are just teasing you, on the bright side I deem you mature enough to read my story… Oh crap I just remembered it is on my old laptop and I left that in Leonards room."

"So, Leonard is gone, we will just go to his apartment and get the laptop then go back to your place." Bernadette tells her.

"Okay sounds like a plan, lets just stop off at the store before we go." Penny says

"Why?" Amy asks

"Because I am out of wine, duh."

Paintball had been a bust, he had been killed in the first twenty minutes then he had tripped, fallen down an embankment into a small pond. Luckily a shallow pond, or he may have died with his higher than normal body density. Sitting in the shed brooding, wishing he had just followed his intuition and stayed with Amy. The things they could be doing right now, would easily top being dirty, wet and squatting in a rickety tin structure. Then an idea strikes him, since he is already dead, and the guys will still be playing for the foreseeable future, he decides to leave. He does not bother telling anyone that he is going, he still mad at the lack of coverage that lead to his demise. He would call Amy and ask for a lift but his phone was ruined when he fell into the pond.. So he walks off the grounds and heads to a bus stop to catch a ride back home. The people on the bus look at him oddly a tall thin man, dressed in fatigues holding a rifle.

"Don't worry, it is a paintball gun." He tells the woman next to him who is eying him with suspicion.

"Thank you for your service to our country." Says the old man next to him wearing a veterans cap. He tries to explain to him that he is not a real soldier and this is his paintball gear, but the man just looks at him with milky eyes and says.

"I did two tours one in Korea and one in Nam." So Sheldon stops trying to explain and rides the rest of the way in silence. When he gets off the bus the skies open up and he is soaked once more.

"God, could this day get any worse." He says to himself as he squelches noisily up the four flights stairs.

Sheldon walks into the apartment soaking wet and covered in paint all he wants to do is jump into the shower. Thinking the apartment is empty he starts to undress eager to get the wet cloth off his body. First he unzips his coveralls peeling the arms down then he rips off his white undershirt balling it up in his fist when he hears a gasp.

"Oh my god! Sheldon!" Penny says staring at him unabashed, Penny has never seen him without at least his undershirt on and she is impressed. Amy you lucky girl she thinks as she takes in his lean musculature. Particularly enjoying his shoulders and chest which seem suspiciously built up. Penny has to shake her head and remind herself that this is Sheldon that she is looking at.

"Sheldon, why are you getting naked and where are the other guys? Bernadette squeaks, equally impressed with what is in front of her. Amy has been holding out she thinks as she eyes his body. Just then Amy bursts through the door curious as to what is holding her friends up. Amy had to park the car and had told her friends to go ahead on up with out her and get the laptop. When she got to Penny's door she was suprised to find it still locked.

"Hey guys what's taking so…. Hoo…" Amy says stopping short when she is Sheldon standing half naked in the middle of the room. He looks gorgeous, his hair wet and tousled, the way his coveralls are pulled down hanging off his hips. Amy notices the way Penny and Bernadette are eying him, eat your heart out, he's mine she thinks. "Sheldon! What are you doing home so early and why are you soaking wet?"

"I died twenty minutes in, then I fell in a pond. So I took the bus home, then on the walk from the bus stop it started raining, just when I was starting to dry off." He says dejectedly pulling up the sleeves on his coveralls and shivering as the wet cloth makes contact with his skin again.

"Awww, poor baby, I bet Amy won't mind taking care of you." Bernadette coos

"Yeah, come on Bernadette lets go and let Amy, take care of Sheldon." She says giggling, grabbing Bernadette's hand and leading her to the door."

"Okay, I will be right back once I finish up here." Amy calls as they close the door behind him.

"She is not coming back is she?" Bernadette asks as they head back to Penny's

"Would you? I mean I never knew what was hiding under those layers, do you think he has been secretly working out?" Penny asks.

"I don't know but whatever he is doing it is working. Do you think he could give Howie some pointers?" Bernadette sighs.

"Sheldon, why did you not just call me I would have come and got you, you must have looked terrifying riding that bus like this." Amy says walking over to him and he hands her his water logged phone as an answer. "You could have borrowed one of the guys phones." She sighs setting the ruined device down.

"I did not bother, trying to locate them I just kind of went AWOL and walked of the premise and to the bus stop." He tells her stepping close to her taking her face into his hands, she smells so good, he knows he must smell horrid right now.

"They are going to be worried about you, maybe we should try to call Leonard let him know where you are?" Amy breathes, it is getting hard to concentrate, with Sheldon so close, he is looking at her like he has not seen her in year. His fingers are making slow circles along her jawline and down her neck, is thumb pressing lightly in the pressure point below her ear. He leans down and replaces his thumb with his lips kissing her neck, sending shivers through her body.

"Let them worry." he says as covers her mouth with his own teasing her mouth open with his tongue. Amy tastes like cinnamon and sugar, and english breakfast tea, an he groans with pleasure as he explores the depths of her mouth. Pulling her in close missing the way she felt against his body.

"You are getting me all wet." Amy murmurs against his mouth and he pulls away to look at her, surprised and a turned on by her saucy statement. Then he sees what she means the front of her jacket and button down shirt are soaked. Amy pulls down the sleeves of his cover alls again and his skin erupts in goose pimples as she tuns her hands down appreciatively down his arms and chest. "Did, you see the way, Bernadette and Penny, were looking at you? Imagine if I had gone all alpha male gorilla on them for eying what is mine." She tells him as he pulls the jacket off her shoulders and starts working on the buttons to her shirt.

"I picture you more like a lioness" Sheldon muses as he pulls the shirt off of her " I hardly think they were looking at me like that, they were just surprised to see me in the apartment." He says his mouth gong dry as Amy gets down on her knees and begins to untie the laces on his boots. Looking down at her from this angle she is a vision to behold her breasts heaving over her cups as she tugs each of his boots off then sits up to peel his coveralls all the way off.

"Oh, Dr. Cooper you have no idea what a fine specimen you are, do you?" Amy asks as he tugs on the elastic of his boxers and freeing him. Then she takes him into her mouth testing his length, she teases him and pushes him to his limits until he feels his knees going weak.

"Amy! You are a lioness." he murmurs incoherently and then she stops and he looks down at her stricken, then she pops up and nudges him gently backwards until his knees it the back of the couch and she pushes him gently down so he is sitting. Then she wriggles out of her skirt so he is just standing in front of him in her bra and panties. Sheldon stands at her transfixed eager for whatever she has planned next. Amy gets on his lap straddling him and kisses him grinding her hips against him in a taunting fashion. Sheldon groans against her mouth as his hands work on her bra, then he breaks away from her mouth to kiss her breasts. Amy tosses her head back allowing him full access as he kisses and sucks each nipple to full attention.

Then he surprises her by grabbing her by the waist and flipping her around so now she is sitting in his spot. He sinks to his knees in front of her and removes her panties. Then tenderly kisses his way up her leg before reaching the apex of her thighs and kissing her there. His attentions leave her breathless as he kisses and laps her. Amy feels like she is floating away ,from her body. She is being taken to a higher plane, the feeling akin to floating in the ocean the calm weightless buoyancy. Then the wave comes crashing down sending her reeling and her whole body is wracked with its effects. Before she can even recuperate Sheldon is pulling her up again sitting back in is spot and pulling her back onto his lap. This time there is no teasing and Amy sheathes him entirely and begins to move. His large hands grabbing her bottom urging her on, she looks him in the eye and he looks so sexy, completely enraptured by her body. He pulls her face down and kisses her deeply moving his mouth to her ear and nipping her lightly before whispering.

"I have been wanting to do this all week. I thought I was going to go crazy if I had to wait another day." He moans a she grinds slowly against him.

"Same, I have been wanting you so bad, I have been waiting for you to come to me."

"Well it looks like we need to implement a more effective communication of our needs for each other." Sheldon says as as she bends down and kisses him.

"How about this, if you want me, odds are that I want you too." She whispers into his ear as he moves against her making his his strokes harder each time.

"Seems fairly effective." He murmurs taking on of her hardened nipples into her mouth and she cries out with pleasure. "Amy,I don't know how much more I can take." He moans thrusting deeper into her while grabbing onto her bottom for dear life.

"Its okay come with me." She says moving matching his movements and he lets out a tortured groan and she feels his body shudder beneath her and she feels her body begin to break away as feel as she looks at the look of pleasure etched on his face. She collapse on top of him wrapping her hands around his neck not wanting to break contact yet and he wraps his hands around her waist holding her close. They lay their together for awhile before the front door bursts open and Leonard comes in the door.

"Amy! Thank God you are here, we lost Sheldon!" he says then he takes stock of the image in front of him, Amy in their apartment, sitting backwards on the couch in Sheldon's spot facing the front door. Amy staring at him a look of complete shock on her face, before he can shut the door and let them be Howard and Raj run to the door.

"Did you find him?" Raj asks.

"Come on lets go." Lenard says trying to shut the door, but Howard sees Amy first.

"Amy,did you find…"

"Hello." Sheldon says tilting his head backwards on the couch to look at his friends as Amy ducks down to avoid being seen.

"Shut your ass!"

I hope you enjoyed! and in the wise words of Salt and Pepa "I ain't to proud to beg" please leave me a review. This is my most highly reviewed story yet and I want to thank everyone who made that happen!

If You enjoyed this read my friend Kimbee73's story When Sheldon met Amy, it is so good!