I have so many people to thank! First Shamy4eva for fixing this for me! Then Stephen-Hawking for pointing out a mistake that actually turned ot to be beautiful! Also to my muse Vamplover 669 this is for you I hope you like drunk Sheldon!
"It looks pretty X-rated to me." Howard sniggers "Who knew what Amy was hiding under all those layers! Those things were way too perky to be on a girl who dresses like a grandma." He laughs emulating pointy breasts with his hands.
"Excuse me, I would appreciate it if you did not talk about my girlfriends breasts in that manner!" Sheldon says angrily stomping into the living room and standing in front of Howard aggressively, not caring that he is still just dressed in a towel
"Oh come on, if you let your girlfriend run around your apartment naked then you are going to have to face the consequences." Howard says defensively.
"That's it! I have had it up to here! You guys walking in on us once is one thing, but twice? This is MY apartment so why are you guys constantly barging in here like you own the place. I thought that judging from what you saw earlier that it was clear I did not desire company."
"Hold on if you remember it is my apartment too, and we were worried about you. You ran off without telling us you were leaving and you would not answer your cell phone! With all that has been going on with you Amy, what were we supposed to think! We thought you had run off to ride the rails again. We really thought that we had given you two enough time to get decent and wondered if you wanted to come to dinner with us." Leonard tells him.
"Or have you done enough eating out for today?" Howard giggles. A flash of white hot anger courses through Sheldon. They think of him as a child. That he does not get their innuendoes, but he most certainly does, and even if he does not know what this one means, he is sure it is implying something inappropriate about Amy and that is definitely not acceptable. He grabs Howard by his shirt and pulls him up roughly, lifting him up so that his feet dangle a few inches of the ground.
"What exactly are you saying?" he asks through clenched teeth shaking him.
"Hey I am sorry man, I was just kidding!" Howard says panicking. He has never seen Sheldon so angry before.
"Sheldon! What are you doing, put him down!" Amy admonishes as she emerges from his room fully dressed. She rushes over to Sheldon and puts her hands on his shoulders to calm him. He puts Howard down and points at him.
"This is not finished." He growls. Amy turns him around and steers him back towards the bedroom.
"What the hell was that? Can you believe him?" Howard asks sheepishly as he adjusts his shirts.
"Yeah, the way his arms looked all rippley and his chest muscles bulged when he picked you up and throttled you?" Bernadette makes a face as if she is taking a bite out of his arm. Penny says nothing but makes a face like she is in agreement with her.
"What?" Howard says whipping back around to stare at her.
"If you can comment about Amy's breasts then I can do the same about Sheldon's toned body." Snapped Bernadette.
"If he had not manhandled you, then I certainly would have. This is not over mister" she whispered angrily.
"Sheldon with a testosterone level is pretty freaky." Raj says and, as if on cue Sheldon comes out of his room fully dressed his head down with Amy prodding him in the back. He stands in front of them and then looks back at Amy who nods her head towards the stunned group still standing there.
"Howard I am sorry that I picked you up like the small toy that you are…" he begins but Amy cuts him off.
"Nicely. Like we practiced." Amy says. He looks back at her with pleading eyes but she just gives him a nod of her head and he sighs.
"I am sorry that I over reacted to your comment. My actions were uncalled for." Sheldon says looking at the floor.
"I am sorry that I teased you, it was not right for me to do that especially as I know it is a sensitive subject for you. Sometimes I use humor as a coping mechanism when I am uncomfortable."
"You would not have been uncomfortable if you had not barged into my apartment unannounced." Sheldon says.
"We knocked like a hundred times! Plus, as I stated before, this is my apartment too. Am I now never going to be able to be in here just on the off chance you will be working out thirty-five years of sexual frustration" Leonard says annoyed.
"Oh like I have not had to be on tenterhooks around you! Remember when you and Penny first got together. I think I walked in on you having coitus on almost every surface in this apartment! Did I yell at you about it?"
"Yes, constantly! You even went on a hunger strike and refused to eat food that had been in the kitchen when you walked in on us while we were enjoying ourselves on the kitchen island."
"Well that is neither here nor there…"
"Oh yes it is. It is exactly what we are talking about!" Leonard yells.
"Leonard, I think you should move out. I really think it is time you found somewhere else to live. You don't have to move out tomorrow or anything but I do think it is time that I started living by myself."
Everyone looks at Sheldon shocked, unsure where this has suddenly come from. How had the situation escalated to this level?
"Are you are really serious? You want me out of the apartment?" Leonard asks quietly.
"Yes. It is nothing to do with you personally, or what has just happened. I have been thinking about it for a while, and I think it is time that I learned to be by myself."
Leonard unexpectedly grabs him around the middle and hugs him. "Thank you! I feel like the Genie when Aladdin released him from his lamp! I am free! Did you hear that everyone I am free!" Leonard yells turning around to face the group.
"You know what? This is cause for celebration!" Penny says clapping her hands.
"Agreed, we have had enough tension for a while, why don't we all go out get some dinner and blow off some steam." Raj says.
"Sounds great, where do you want to go?" Amy asks.
"What about The Cheesecake Factory, we have not been for some time, and I kind of miss the place. I am sure that by now they employ waitresses that bring you the correct food the first time." Sheldon says.
"Oh no no no… Anywhere but there! I have not been back since I said 'I quit, see you at the Oscars'. I cannot go back there and let everyone know I have given up on acting completely."
"Well, what you do is kind of being an actress! You have to pretend to like people and sell yourself and the product! Plus you make ten times more than those bitches now." Bernadette tells her.
"Do you think I can drop that fact into casual conversation?" Penny asks
"I don't see why not." Bernadette says. "I do it all the time."
"Come on guys we are going to The Cheesecake Factory." Penny says as she moves towards the door.
"I wonder if anyone I know still works here." Penny looks around the restaurant as an attractive dark haired waitress approaches the table.
"Penny! Long time no see, in fact I have not seen you in anything lately." She states snidely "Guess what, I have a call back tomorrow for an anti-depressant commercial"
"Is that so…" Penny says evasively
"Yeah, I play a mom who is too sad to even lift her coffee cup, or I will do when I get the part." She says "How about you, are a famous actress yet?"
"Well I am currently working for the company that makes the anti-depressants that the commercial you have just auditioned for is advertising. And you know what I bet make more in a week than you do in a year. So that is probably why you have not seen me lately." Penny beams widely at her. "Now why don't you bring us two bottles of your best champagne?"
"My treat of course." She says looking around at her friends. The waitress smiles tightly and leaves. "You are right Bernadette that was fun."
"What is the point of being successful and making a butt load of money if you cannot lord it over people's heads?" Bernadette shrugs her shoulders.
"I think as a woman the point of being successful is to better yourself and to set the example for women everywhere, that we can succeed, even in male dominated fields." Amy tells her.
"Oh stick a sock in it girl scout." Penny tells her and jokingly sticks her tongue out.
"Actually Amy, the world of pharmaceutical reps is a widely female dominated field owing to the fact that they rely on charm and good looks to sell their product." Sheldon tells her.
"Sheldon are you sticking up for me?" Penny says touched.
"You know I think hell must be freezing over. First he wants me to move out then he takes your side over Amy's?" Leonard laughs.
"No, I was just pointing out that Amy and Bernadette are examples of women paving the way for future females in their prospective fields. Penny is just perpetuating the female stereotype of relying on looks and perceived charm to make it in the world." He smiles at Amy making her blush with pride.
"What do you mean perceived charm? I have charm coming out of my ass!" Penny tells him glaring.
"Oh and it shows." He says rolling his eyes, as the waitress comes back and sets two champagne buckets on the table.
"So Penny, is this company you are working for now, are they still hiring?" she asks as she pops open a bottle and begins pouring everyone a glass.
"But sweetie, you are just about to make it big with your sad coffee mom commercial! I could not let you put your dreams on hold like that." Penny crows and the waitress stalks off again.
"Well, I for one will not be ordering food, as she is sure to spit on all our hamburgers." Sheldon pouts, tossing his menu down.
"Oohh Penny this champagne first class thanks for treating us." Raj says taking a bottle out.
"Yeah about that, I was just showing off. I really cannot afford this so we are going to have to split this cost kapesh?" Penny says looking around the table.
"Penny this stuff is like five hundred dollars a bottle!" Howard says incredulously shaking his head.
"Well to quote Sheldon, Bazinga. I was just joking. What I said to her was true, and you are all welcome! Come on everyone lets toast, to my success, to Leonard moving out, Sheldon and Amy getting it on and we finally have the answer to the question what is Amy hiding under her cardigan! Very nice by the way Amy." Penny says winking at her and lifting her glass. Everyone lifts their glasses however Sheldon just stares at his with disdain.
"Sheldon one little glass of champagne will not kill you!" Leonard tells him.
"Come on Sheldon you are a man now raise your glass." Raj tells him.
"I have been a man since February, 26th 1998, having sexual relations does not make you a man." Sheldon scoffs.
"Fine, then drink to the end of an era. Things are changing and for once you are okay with it and that takes courage." Leonard says patting him on the back and Sheldon looks at him and smiles.
"Alright, but just one sip at the toast and that is it!" Sheldon says raising his glass. He clinks it against the others and takes a sip. "Mmmm that is not half bad it is so effervescent the bubbles tickle my nose!"
Two hours later, Leonard, Penny, Sheldon and Amy are the only ones left at their table. Bernadette still had some issues to resolve with Howard, and wanted to go home, but Howard had persuaded Raj to join them for a meal in order to delay the inevitable showdown. Amy and Sheldon unused to drinking were having too good a time to leave, and so Leonard and Penny had been elected to keep an eye on the intoxicated pair.
"Oh, Sheldon I think the champagne went straight to my head, I feel a little woozy." Amy tells him standing in preparation for leaving the restaurant, and she wobbles a little.
"You are you going to fall. Here I will carry you." He says holding out his arms and she knocks them away playfully.
"You can't carry me!" she says
"I can and I will." Sheldon moves to pick her up making Amy squeal and dance away from him, knocking against a table. "See you need me to carry you!"
"No! I am too heavy." She giggles but he gets in front of her and leans down.
"No you are not. I will carry you piggy back, wrap your arms around my neck." He says bending down in front of her and grabbing her arms around his shoulders and lifting her up. Amy hangs on tight and he reaches around and swats her butt as he gallops out of the restaurant. Leonard and Penny look on in amusement
"How much did he have?" Leonard asks Penny as they watch Amy ride Sheldon.
"I don't know I kind of lost track." Penny admits watching the two of them as Sheldon sets Amy down, swings her around and kisses her deeply. They are like two teenagers, crazy in love, and she feels happy that Amy gets to experience this. She also kind of wishes, that Leonard was tall enough to give her a piggy back ride.
"You know you have to watch him carefully if he has alcohol, he has zero tolerance." Leonard is also watching the happy couple and wishing he could give Penny a piggy back ride. "What are we going to do with them? Amy can't drive home like this."
"I guess we just let Amy leave her car here and we drive them home, he doesn't seem to mind her spending the night with him anymore." Penny says.
"That's just it. So far we have been getting a slightly inhibited but definitely a sober sexual Sheldon and Amy, yet I still need to break out the noise canceling headphones. Can you imagine what this Sheldon and Amy will be like?" He says indicating the couple who are now making out quite openly.
"Err… you are right. How about this, you drive them to Amy's place in her car I will follow in yours. We can dump them off there and don't have to deal with them anymore?"
"Deal, but why do I have to drive them?" Leonard whines.
"Because I had to drive them on their first date and this promises to be even more awkward… so tag you are it!" Penny says sweetly.
"Fine!" Leonard relents as she makes his way to the couple.
In the car Leonard tries to keep his eyes on the road and not in the rear view mirror, but it is hard because of the amount of giggling and whispering which eventually comes to a head when Amy squeals
"Sheldon! Not here!"
"Yes, please Sheldon not here!" Leonard groans.
"Leonard?" Sheldon asks.
"Yes?" Leonard sighs.
"Are you happy that you will be moving out soon?"
"More than you will ever know." Leonard says.
"You know, you were like my indentured servant. You toiled under my tutelage for years and now I am setting you free all the wiser and more seasoned."
"It did indeed feel like I was your servant." Leonard admits. "Now Amy, you get to be his servant, you lucky lucky girl." He says.
"Amy, could never be my servant her will his too strong for that." Sheldon says
"Oh I don't know I would not mind you being my master for little while." Amy giggles her voice dripping with innuendo.
"Hmm.. you want me to be your master?" he asks his voice deepening.
"And would you look at that, here we are at Amy's place you two have fun." Leonard says pulling up to the building and letting them out. They both wobble into the building and make their way to the elevator.
"That is the best thing about your place, the elevator." Sheldon tells her as it dings and they climb inside. "Not that I mind walking up four flights of stairs with you."
"I thought you hated the stairs?"
"I do, but at least with you I get to see your rear end work its way up and down four flights while encased in skin tight denim." He says winking at her causing the pit of her stomach to drop.
"I never knew you paid that much attention to my derriere."
"Oh, me and your derrière are very good friends he says moving against her so that she is pinned against a corner of the elevator. He lowers his head and kisses her deeply. His hands move down to grasp her bottom tightly as he lifts her up, her weight supported by the corner. Amy places her arms around his neck and wraps her legs around his waist. Sheldon pushes against her pulling up her skirt as the elevator pings indicating that they have arrived at her floor.
"We could stop the elevator." He mumbles against her neck sliding his fingers under her panties and stroking her gently.
"Sheldon, what if someone needs the elevator and calls building management?" Amy says.
Sheldon groans as he releases her and they walk towards her apartment hand In hand. Amy unlocks the door and turns on the light throwing her purse into a corner.
"Make yourself comfortable." she says going to the kitchen and pouring herself a glass of water.
"Whoa, deja vu." He says sitting down on the couch spreading his legs and leaning into the corner.
"Only you do not believe in deja vu and what I said was an intentional call back to the first time you escorted an intoxicated me back to my place."
"Only this time we are both intoxicated." he remarks.
"Makes you wonder what would have happened back then if we had both been drunk." Amy says twirling her hair around her finger.
"Easy, I would have vomited all over you. You would then have kicked me out and never spoken to me again."
"You know what I mean…" Amy says sadly.
"I do, and the outcome would have been the same. I was not ready for you back then Amy, but I am so glad you had the patience to wait for me."
"Sheldon, I have been waiting for you my entire life, a couple of years means nothing in the long run."
"You did teach me something that night though. I thought I knew all there was about kissing. Not from experience you know, but technically, like which facial muscles you used and all that. But in reality I knew nothing. I had no idea that just one little press of lips against each other could ignite a fire across your whole body. I spent the week after that puzzling it out, how a touch to my lips could be felt in my stomach, my heart, my groin, and wondering how, when I remembered it, I still got the full affect."
"So why did you not kiss me again until years afterwards?" she asks
"Why does anyone not do anything? I was scared, if one innocent drunken kiss had the power to turn me topsy turvy then how would a more serious one affect me?" he asks looking at her and the way his blue eyes are trained on hers melts her inside.
She crawls slowly across the couch keeping her eyes locked with his and kisses him softly on the lips in a perfect imitation of the first time. Only this time he responds in kind reveling in how his body reacts to her. His hands wrap around her pulling her closer to him as he unbuttons her sweater vest pulling it off. He then moves to undo her blouse and as he slides this off her shoulders, he kisses his way down from her neck to her breasts. He pulls the cups downwards exposing her full breasts and kissing them each in kind, his hands slide behind her to remove her bra. Finally they snake back up her body eventually fisting in her hair and he groans with pleasure as her body melts into his.
Now it is Amy's turn, she pulls off his shirts and running her hands down his chest she starts to work on his pants.
"Amy, what does eating out mean in the context of sex?" he asks as he lifts his hips to allow her to pull them off.
"Sheldon! Why would you ask that?" she halts her actions of undressing him.
"Because, when our friends suggested dinner and I said I was reluctant, Howard made the comment "Or have you done enough eating out for today?" I did not know what he was implying but I knew that it was sexual in nature" Sheldon tells her.
"It means, well it means a man performing cunnilingus on a woman." She says a little embarrassed.
"Oh! Well I guess what he said was true then. Did you tell anyone that we had engaged in that act?" Amy does not want to give herself away so she lies.
"Of course not! I mean it is not like you would tell anyone I performed fellatio on you."
"Actually I did, I told Leonard."
"Sheldon!" Amy says covering her face with her hands
"No, Hear me out the guys often use the vulgar term 'suck my dick' when insulting each other. I never fully understood the term so when I had the experience myself I was curious. Why use such a pleasurable experience for a negative connotation? You might as well say 'rub my belly'."
"What did Leonard say?"
"He told me to shut up and then left the room. I have to say that I am not going to miss that at all when he leaves. Speaking of which you have been a very good girl tonight" he says returning to the pleasure of kissing the sensitive flesh of her neck. As he unbuttons her skirt and pulls it off, his fingers hitch in the band of her panties. He slides them down and removes them, letting his long fingers slowly move back up her legs, coming back to stroke her silky wetness.
"How so… I am always a very good girl." She barely gets out as her brain activities are halted by the sensation of two fingers moving inside of her making her moan.
"Yes. But I told Leonard to move out and you have not once asked what my plans are for his vacated space." He whispers into her ear as he continues torturing her, moving his fingers in and out slowly while his thumb rubs the spot he knows makes her crazy
"Whatever your plans are, I am fine with. I am never going mention us living together again. If you want me there you are going to have to beat me over the head with a club and drag me to your lair." Amy tells him kissing his neck biting the spot that she has discovered that he really likes.
"Are you saying you want me to go all caveman again?" Sheldon asks, raising an eyebrow at her and ceasing his actions in her.
"Yes." Though frustrated that his fingers have stilled, she cannot resist challenging him. He grabs her waist and her and rolls her off the couch to the floor. Then standing above her, he grabs her by the feet and starts to drag her towards the bedroom.
"Sheldon!" She squeals "Stop! You are going to give me rug burn!" He lets go of her feet but still hovers over her.
"You want me to leave you here?" he asks cocking his head to the side and giggling she shakes her head no. So he takes her feet again and drags her into the bedroom. "This is as far as I am going to take you." He says still hovering over her
"Can't you get me onto the bed?" Amy asks.
"I don't want to get you onto the bed" he says as he lowers himself down and moves between her knees. Bending over her body he kisses her as she eagerly removes his underwear and takes him into her hand rubbing him against her sensitive nub.
"Ohh what are you doing? That feels so good." He moans against her mouth.
"Playing." She answers, swirling him around her wetness teasing him against her opening then making the circuit again. She moans as he takes a taught nipple into his mouth and sucks as she rubs him against her, panting as he takes her other breast and gently tugs on the nipple with his fingers. As she comes undone beneath him he takes his chance and thrusts into her, the sensation almost blinding. She is so tight and wet and in the throes of orgasm already milking him. He moves in and out timing his thrusts making her squirm beneath him. He utters an ungentlemanly oath under his breath as he sits up with her still in his lap. Sitting up on his knees, she straddles him and he feels how deep he is inside.
"Oh god yes harder." She whimpers almost to herself as he thrusts deeper into her and she cries out. The look of pure ecstasy on her face leaves him feeling undone. He is doing this to her, this beautiful wanton creature is his.
"I love you." He calls as he finds his release inside of her and they come together. Later they crawl into bed still nude under the covers she snuggles against his chest. He is feeling sleepy and happy and as he begins to drift off he hears her tentatively say his name.
"Sheldon?"
"Hmmm?" He answers sleepily.
"Now that I have been a good girl, it is time for me to be a bad girl."
"Oh? I thought you were already a bad girl tonight." He says and she nudges him playfully
"Remember what you said in the shower? When do you think you will be ready to live with me?"
"Oh boy."
Thank you so much for all the reviews and Love! I am not one of these stubborn people who are not open to suggestions and I feel like this story could go on for a while with all you love and support