Chapter 3: The Club

January 15th, 2015 9:01

A beautiful morning in Paris, maybe even one the nicest days to go outside to maybe take a walk or just take a seat outside to enjoy the fresh air. Sly Cooper spent his morning miserable, he had not gotten laid in a while and was sober for a bit. He was a bit angry too because he hasn't eaten in 2 days. Sly got up and stretched he was feeling a bit sad because he could've fucked that hot inspector last night. But his dumbass just left her there because he "thought it was a good night to explore the city."

Sly wasn't himself today he felt lousy, he leaned and slouched alot. Sly went to the kitchen to make a sandwhich for breakfast. Murray appeared in the living room, he came home last night he was also watching MTV jams (faggot). Bentley also was in the room he was still trying to check thief net, which was still down, he switched to pornhub instead. Murry lifted his right asscheek and let out a loud fart. Sly and Bentley dropped dead in seconds.

"Murray you fat ass peice of shit, what the fuck did you have for breakfest!?" screamed Bentley.

"A fucking buffet that's what, nigga." explained Murry.

"You don't go eat at a buffet in the morning you fat ass." Said a disgusted Sly.

"Aye man fuck you, I can't help being fat." yelled the hippo.

"Not my problem, watch your fucking weight and hit a gym nigga we can't have a fat Albert on our missions huffing and puffing like a fat ass pufferfish." chuckled Sly.

"Whatever, faglord." sighed the relaxed hippo.

Sly shook his head in disappointment and whispered, "Dumbass.."

"I heard that!" yelled Murry.

"Can both of you shut the fuck up, I'm tryning to beat my meat." Screamed Bentley.

"Go beat your 1 inch punisher in another room, wheels." as Sly Chuckled.

"You know what! MAYBE I FUCKING WILL!" screamed the turtle.

"Good, whatever.." said the raccoon as he pulled out a cigar and lit it.

Sly went back to his room to go watch some porn aswell, he went on pornhub and pulled out his 11 inch dick. He jacked off to two lesbian latina rabbits fuck.

"This gon be good."

Later on Sly just polished his shoes and just made a mess in his room, he also ordered some hookers cause he was really bored, it turned out to be a okay afternoon.

January 15, 2015 16:09

"Hey Sly! I found something you might like to get over your girl/laid issues!" yelled Bentley from the other room.

"Alright, what is it Bentley, whats poppin." said a tiring Sly.

"I found a good club we can all go to and hook up with some good bitches tonight."

"What kind of music they play?"

"They play Retro/Old School Hip-Hop/ 80's/90's/ and maybe a underrated rap song once in a while/ ooh and also chill."

"Sure why not all I was gonna do for the rest of the day was smoking weed, but yeah I'm down for that shit."

"Alright I'll go tell Murry go dress something nice and take a shower."

"You got it."

Sly went into the bathroom and took off his clothing and tried to flex in the mirror.

"Oh yeah imam get a bitch tonite." A excited Sly asked.

A HOUR LATER

Sly came out of his room wearing True Religion Kahkis, Black AF'1s, Red and Green interlocking Gucci belt, a white polo, and a glory boyz chain. Sly also combed his hair because he felt good about himself.

He walked outside his room to see Bentley and Murry ready to go. Bentley was wearing Fleece Joggers, a pair of white roshees, a jacket that days "300" and chief keef emoji.

Murry wore a Air Jordan long sleeve, black true religion jeans, a hermes belt, and a pair of the new gamma 11's.

"We good to go fellas?" said "The Fresh Murry" (lol wtf)

"Ye son bout to go pick up a bitch tonite." said Sly

"Same but I have to sit down while doing it." Jokingly Bentley.

All of them laughed together.

"Let's hit it." coughed Sly.

They all walked out in the garage to find 1 stolen GTR and 1 Lamborghini. Bentely and Murry were jaw dropped in shock when they saw these magnificent cars.

"Sly?! Where the fuck did you get these cars!?" screamed Bentley.

"You know how I work, I steal shit from the evil rich fags, I was lucky enough to find a dumbass who leaves the keys in the compartment." Sly laughed.

"Damn Sly, didn't think I be driving hot tonight." Murry said with shock.

"Oh your not driving, and that's because I am."

Murry frowned with disappointment.

"It's alright bud, I'll let you drive another time."

Murry got excited for a bit. Everyone got in and Sly turned the egnition and made a loud delightful noise. Bentley turned on the disc player had a fucking album of chief keef and bang 3.

"Bruh this ain't even come out yet." said Bentley.

"Yeah I ain't gon play it cause people gonna think it's pirated, which it is but ai'm not trying to get pulled over and arrested." complained Sly.

"Okay anything else?"

"Yeah let me play something real good."

Sly searched the backseat and found a good chief keef oldie, he plopped it in the radio read "Chief Keef- No Thotties."

"These bitches act local and think global."

"Never seen a 100 thousand, well let me show you."

"What you want to drink, I know you hate being sober."

"And I know all these niggas hate Chief Sosa."

"I'm cruising in my 'Rari with my Louie loafers."

"Bitch I'm a Rastafari, I'm a toolie toter."

"Wish a nigga would try to screw me over."

"Now I got blood on my Louie loafers."

"I wear thousand dollar belts cause I'mma rich nigga."

"Nina like to bust a bitch the way she hit niggas."

"Shoes cost a bunch of shit, look at my kicks nigga." "Could of bought a ass for my bitch nigga." "I'm off this Activis, it got me leanin' over."

"I poured up 4 of Purp in some Peach soda."

"Your boyfriend a opp, I'mma Nina blow him."

"You was on the phone with him, sucking my dick, he ain't even know it."

"Damn this shit fire!" yelled Murry.

"Right this a fucking keef klassic kid!" Bentley said as he bopped his head.

ANOTHER HOUR LATER

January 15th, 2015 18:37

The gang arrived and Sly parked the car. They all walked out and walked into the club, while they walked in the DJ was playing a retro, "Safety Dance by Men Without Hats."

"Ss-ah-ff-ee-tt-yy"

"Safety-dance!"

"Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind"

"Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance"

"Well they're no friends of mine"

"I say, we can go where we want to, A place where they will never find"

"And we can act like we come from out of this world"

"Leave the real one far behind,"

"And we can dance"

"We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind"

"Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance"

"Well they're are no friends of mine"

"I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find"

"And we can act like we come from out of this world"

"Leave the real one far behind"

"And we can dance."

"Dansez!"

"Ah we can go when we want to the night is young and so am I"

"Not bad music, alright gang split up we'll meet back at 12:35." Sly said.

[Sly POV]

"Damn we got some fine bitches tonight!" Sly said to himself as he rubbed his hands together.

Sly walked to the bar and looked around for a bit, and saw a familiar girl/face he encountered. It was that cop that tried to arrest him! She did her hair as usual, she wore leggings (damn what a ass! , she wore a black tanktop too, she also wore high heels, (which didn't make her much taller than him Sly chuckled.) Sly decided to walk up to the vixen and was gonna fuck her tonight.

"Hello, hotstuff." Sly pronounced.

"Well hello handsome, what do we have here?." Carmelita said,(she was drunk.)

"Came into the club and you were the first thing I looked at." Sly said flirty.

"Uhhhhh.. Do know you?"

"Nah, I'm new in town I also look like a lot of handsome models, so that's probably why."

"Alright heres my number, my name is Carmelita, how about you?"

"Sean Copper."

"Nice name for a tall boy like yourself, we can go to my place after I'm done drinking." she said playfully.

{DAMN THIS WAS TOO EASY}

"Sure." Sly said

"Alright.."

Sly bought a beer to go and went with Carmelita to his car.

{Oh fuck, where would Bentley and Murry go, I'll send the GTR over here in a few.}

"Damn Sean, you got a nice fucking car."

"It's nothing much to me, alright so where's your apartment."

"Let me put it in the GPS..., there we go."

A HOUR LATER

"Alright we're here." said Carmelita.

"Finally I'm fucking tired." pronounced Sly Sly smashed his bottle against a object.

They went into the apartment building and walked to her apartment door. Carmelita gave Sly her keys to unlock it because she had to go get something. But as soon as Sly unlocked it Carmelita jumped on top of him.

"Oh shit!" yelled Sly.

"Got you now criminal!" Carmelita said jokingly.

"I ain't do jack shit!" frightened Sly.

"I'm just playing sweet cheeks."

"Got me fucked up shorty."

"Now let me suck on those lips and then maybe suck that dick."

"Now we tal-"

Carmelita interlocked lips with him before he could finish his sentence. Sly unzipped his pants and pulled out his 11 inch destroyer of worlds and it was already hard.

"Holy shit that's huge, Sean!"

"Surprised to see the biggest dick your life?"

"Yeah."

"Knew you would say that."

Sly smirked Carmelita backed up and swallowed the big rocket launcher in her mouth. She choked a bit but it felt so good. Carmelita grabbed a Sly and dragged him into her bedroom where she pulled off her pants and exposed her cheeks. Sly rammed his dick right into her pussy, where she screamed for help in pleasure and pain. Sly rammed it in for a hour straight in different positions and whatnot. Sly finally came on her ass and had a really good orgasim. Carmelita however had a different experience she had the best orgasim in her life taking from that pounding in her ass. Sly had put her to sleep in pleasure and sly just laid down and slept.

What a blast typing this! This was so much fun to make the next chapter will be up so soon! Also sorry for the delay I was trying to access my broken laptop. Thank you for reading and stick around for chapter 4!