Chapter 5: That Morning

January 16th, 2015 6:23

The alarm clock went off

"All this ice leave me blinded"

"Five star life, stay reminded"

"Bitch I done grinding"

"I pull up with designer if you with it lean behind it"

"All these lights leave you blinded"

"Five star life, stay reminded"

"Bitch I done grinded"

"I pull up with designer if you with it lean behind it-"

*SMASH*

Someone had crushed the alarm clock with their fist breaking it.

Carmelita woke up felt like she was about to die, it felt like she just fought a war with a bunch of bullet holes it felt awful. She had felt worse pain but this, this was just a huge pain in the ass. What the fuck did she do last night? How did she get home? What the fuck happened? Carmelita stared at the wall for a few minutes. Then she heard a faint voice that sounded familiar.

"Wassup." said the voice behind her.

Carmelita turned over quickly in shock to see who it was.

"Who are you? What are you doing in my apartment? What the fuck are you doing in my bed!?" Carmelita said as she covered her boobs.

"I'm Sean Copper, I took you home because you were going crazy in the club you were drunk. But when I opened your door you tackled me and fucked me."

"Oh, so I gave you my number and let you fuck my ass and blow your dick sure like that would happen, your under arrest for rape and home violation."

"I'm telling the truth do I look like the type to fuck a girl and leave them crying on the porch for a while."

"Yeah sure, you have a point but I'm not that easy to get under the covers with, I'm a Interpol inspector, boy."

"I can clearly see that." Sly chuckled.

"So tell me the story of how you managed to knock me up or atleast I'm hoping you wore a condom, before I change my mind and arrest you." a nervous inspector said.

"Yeah don't worry inspector I brought a wrapper." said a confident Sly.

Sly pulled out a cigar and smoked it quickly and flicked it away.

"So the story is well me and my buddies walked into the club and saw you so I went over to you and you was drunk as fuck. So I decided I would take you home because you was going ape shit. You hopped in my Lamborghini and I took you home take notice I was drunk too so you hopped on me and decided to fuck me on your bed which."

"Doesn't sound like me at all, what the fuck?" a curious inspector questioned.

"Trust me you was crazy last night you was wild and going crazy. But I got quite worried and I'll admit you were a bit hot on the spot and I walked over and we talked and shit got wild and you was trying to fuck me atleast from my perspective."

"I understand now, I'm sorry I underestimated you, Sean you don't seem like a bad guy although you look fimilar." The vixen took a couple minutes to examine Sly.

Sly got nervous but kept his cool and took something out of his pocket and lit a cigar.

"You remind me of what's his face uhhhhhhhhhhhhh..., Sly Cooper what a charming bastard he paralyzed me on a roof for about 5 minutes but surprisingly did not rob and or kill me."

"Really, I heard he is a nice thief who steals from the evil minded rich and gets all the women I quite say I'm a bit jealous."

"Oh really?" the vixen smirked.

Sly coulden't help but laughing the whole time as he was smoking the cigar.

"What's so entertaining, Sean?"

"Nothing, ."

"Na Na Ringboy, you better spill the beans of what's funny or I'mma handcuff you to the bed like one of my toys."

"Nope."

"Want to play the hard way?"

"Sure." Sly smirked and rolled his eyes playfully.

Carmelita dashed at him this time managed to knock him down barley Sly still smoking his cigar perfecting his balance.

"Woah impressive, ringtail you barley made a collapse from my take down!"

"Thank you inspector." Sly gave her a cute glare as he puffed on a cigar.

"What are you thanking me for? You're my slave!"

Carmelita caught Sly off guard again and pulled him into the bed and handcuffed him. Sly wasn't really bothered because he could slip off anytime. Sly still puffin on a cigar and just closing his eyelids.

"If you don't tell me I'll tickle you to death!"

"K."

"You're in for it."

Carmelita tickled Sly everywhere she could nothing affecting except when she tickled his dick it made him moan a bit but that didn't help.

"Nice job ."

She gave up quickly and begged, Sly eventually gave in and slip out the handcuffs secretly.

"Fine here it goes."

Carmelita got excited and payed full attention on what he was about to say.

"To be honest I'm not Sean Copper, I'm Sly Cooper, the guy who sat you down on the roof and just flew away like that wasn't a fight at all." As he said bursting into laughter.

It was a long awkward silence between them Carmelita stared blank at a wall as she layed under the covers. Her jaw dropped completely in shock from hearing this. It was none other than mother fucking Sly Cooper, she had banged a thief drunkly and possibly took him back to her apartment. He was wearing white polo boxers with his 11 inch dick diamonds. She was in full rage and she got up struggling under the covers after she just fucked a thief.

"YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" screamed a angry Carmelita.

She charged right at him in her Sly Cooper brand underwear and black tank top. Sly chuckled but then saw her at the last second.

"Oh shit!" yelled Sly.

Carmelita attempted to tackle him but missed they started combat but Sly resisted to throw punches. The angry vixen grab a pan and swans multiple times at the sneaky raccoon. She managed to get one blow at his arm breaking some sort of bone.

"You fucking bitch."

Sly went into combat one mode where he would throw punches that wouldent entirely hurt her but would try to restrain her and knock her out but not too hard.

"Come on tough boy! Tell me the truth of what happened last night!" screamed the vixen as she was throwing punches.

Sly dodged her swings.

"Your a criminal and you fucked a police officer you thilthy animal!" Carmelita said.

"And your a beautiful cop who sucked my dick and raped me."

"Your dead raccoon!"

"Try me."

Carmelita kept throwing punches trying to knock this fucker out but missed most of the time and Sly really did feel no pain, this guy was the first criminal to take her punches and fuck her. This might be more harder to expect. Sly then remembered that his clothes and all of his stuff was in the bathroom he quickly rushed into the bathroom and closed the door and locked it. Carmelita banging on the door crazy and angry.

"Come out with your hands up and I'll go easy ringtail!"

"No way inspector I'm not trying to get arrested."

Sly out on his clothes he wore last night. [black af1, fleece Khakis, white stamped Ralph polo shirt] He tried to bust open the bathroom window and crawled out but managed to slip a few words before leaving.

"I'll be seeing you soon Inspector!"

"I'll find you ringtail, I swear I will!"

Sly jumped out and parachuted in his lambo and started the ignition. Carmelita busted down the bathroom door and looked out the bathroom window where Sly pulled out his car and drove away as fast as possible.

"I'll catch you sooner or later, Sly Cooper."

30 MINUTES LATER

Sly got away successfully not getting caught feeling the breeze through his hair feeling nice and fresh checking his iPhone 6s. 12 messages missed from Bentley and Murray. But before he could check him a squad full of police are came up behind him couple yards away.

"Oh shit! She called a squadron on me!"

One of the cop cars that had a speakerphone yelled something.

"Pull over now and nobody will get hurt! Resist arrest and consequences will be lessened!" yelled a cop into his microphone in the cop car.

Sly flipped the finger and pulled the nitrous and zoomed on the highway and the chase will have had begun.

Holy shit, this was hilarious, insanely inappropriate, and extremely fun to write , I'm having tons of fun writing this and don't worry the next chapter will get better trust me! Thanks for reading and checking out my story!