A huge thank you to Vamplover669! This is her brain baby, cooked in the easy bake oven of my mind.
Leonard had been out of the apartment for a week and Sheldon was finding that solitude did not suit him as much as he thought it would. There was too much time to think and brood about things he didn't want to contemplate. Even without Leonard being a distraction he found that his mind still tended to wander from his work. Something he had blamed on Leonard for the past ten years, he no longer could.
He stared at his white board marker in hand willing his brain to decipher the numbers. Then his phone beeps and he pulls it out of his pants.
Goodnight, love you, don't work too hard and get some rest.. he smiles at the phone and texts her back.
Sleep well, don't worry about me, love you too.
It is my job to worry about you xoxoxoxo
Hugs and kisses he sighs wishing he could have the real thing right now and not just the symbols. He wishes he had offered her to spend the night after dinner but he had not thought about it. Did he have to extend the offer every time he wanted her to spend the night shouldn't she just know that he wanted her there. It seemed like she was being coy with him lately, distancing herself a bit. It had been more than a week since they had been intimate
Tonight after dinner he had started kissing her on the couch pressing her down against the cushions. Yet when he had moved his hands up under her blouse she had stopped him. Shocked he pulled away and asked her.
"What's wrong, are you mad." Amy had never rejected him before and he did not like it.
" No, not at all, I want to just kiss tonight." she said wrapping her hands around his neck and pulling him down to her mouth again. They had kissed until he felt like he was going to explode then when she broke away again she leaned into his ear and breathed."It's almost eleven o clock and it's a school night. I need to get going."
"Alright, I have some work I need to do anyways, do you want me to walk you to your car?." He told her getting off her and she sat up righting her clothes.
"No , I will be fine I parked close tonight." Then she fave him one more soft kiss on the cheek and was out the door. Now it was nearly one o clock in the morning and he had got no work done and he was still wired.
Amy was not mad at him she would not have sent him the love texts if she was. Then why did she not want to have coitus with him that night? In his limited experience watching his friends relationships the reasons for withholding sex were he thinks righting don the list on the clean whiteboard beside him.
Anger – (he had ruled that out she seemed perfectly happy to him)
Wanting something from the other partner (sex used a a weapon the Penny special)
Lack of interest in sexual partner (he gulped that could be it)
They had only been having relations for a few months maybe she was already growing tired of him. Maybe she was realizing that due to inexperience he was lacking coitus skills. He thought that he as doing okay but he had nothing to compare it to. Neither did she put she had been reading silly romance novels her whole life with all manner of love making inside. What if he was not living up to her bare backed and bare chested men on horses fantasies. Maybe the coitus with him was unsatisfactory. Sheldon had never gotten an unsatisfactory on anything in his entire life, well except gym.
"That's it." He sighs of course Sheldon Coopers only weakness physical activity. Then an idea strikes him and he erases his previous list and starts a new one.
How to Improve my Coitus Skills.
Read one of Amy's romantic drivel stories (but he had already done that when he read her Amelia and Cooper story, he knew what she wanted and that seemed like it was not enough.)
Ask friends for pointers (but then they would know he might be less than satisfactory at something.)
Watch video of others doing it (Porn, he had watched a little as research when he had first decided he would like to try and have coitus with Amy and found it disgusting. It would be much more helpful to watch a video of he and Amy doing it and see what he was doing right and what he was doing wrong.)
Then it strikes him that is exactly what he needs to do. When he first starting doing Fun with Flags it was helpful to watch the videos to see where he went wrong and where he went right. It occurs to him that his view during coitus was wholly one sided. While there were indicators that Amy enjoyed what was happening. Oft times he was so wrapped up in his own pleasure he did not account for hers. A mistake he was going to rectify very soon. The last item on his list is.
Get Amy to make a sex tape.
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On friday Amy is having a girls night at Bernadette's house. The guys are back at Sheldon's apartment having a vintage game night like old times. Amy is a little depressed so the girls are trying to cheer her up and let her pick the movie. It ii a boring old black and white one with subtitles and it seems only Amy understands what is going on.
"So you still leaving him hanging?" Bernadette asks Amy pouring her a glass of wine.
"Yes and really I don't know who is punishing who here. I if ladies can get blue balls then I have them." Amy tells them sipping her wine.
" Almost a week of no sex and he still hasn't asked you to move in with him. Maybe my plan does not work like a charm." Penny says shrugging her shoulders.
"We are engaged, Leonard is gone, I just don't see what is holding him back. He has not even asked me to spend the night." Amy says sadly.
"You know Sheldon he moves at the pace of a snail. The thing is you are engaged now and you will probably live together when you are married." Bernadette says sweetly.
"Or he could ask you to move across the hall into my old apartment and you could be husband and wife living in two separate apartments." Penny says.
"Haha." Amy says glumly, when her phone chimes and she digs it out of her purse. "Speak of the devil she says." Smiling at what she reads.
"What did he say?" Penny asks knowing instinctively that it is only Sheldon who can make her smile like that.
"Can you come to my place after girls night? Bring one of your preparedness kits." Amy reads blushing.
"Preparedness kits?" Penny questions.
"He wants to make sure I bring pajamas, a toothbrush, and a change of clothes." Amy says texting him back yes.
"Oohh!" Bernadette coos. "Only you won't be needing any pajamas." Bernadette giggles.
"Oh, I bought some new pajamas I think he will want to see me in." Amy tells them "It was my plan B in case Penny's withholding plan did not work.
"So what are you waiting for go to him." Penny says shooing her.
"You don't mind?" Amy asks.
"No stay here and finish this movie while your fiancé is a hunk of burning love over there." Penny says rolling her eyes at her.
"Thanks guys you ,are the best." Amy says grabbing her purse and heading out of the door.
"Quick she is gone, put on Magic Mike." Bernadette squeals
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As soon as he received the text from Amy saying she was headed over Sheldon had kicked everyone out of his apartment. He had cleaned up quickly and now he was pacing the apartment nervous about the proposition he was about to make to her. He hears her knock at the door and opens it trying to play it cool.
"Good evening Dr. Fowler." He says leaning in the door frame.
"Dr. Cooper, so tell me why the late night text are getting lonely in this big old apartment by yourself? Or are you looking for a booty call?" Amy teases walking inside.
"Is it a booty call when the woman is your intended?" Sheldon asks her and she bites her lower lip she likes playful Sheldon.
"No, I don't believe it is a booty call in that case. It is late why don't I slip into something more comfortable?"
"Alright." He concedes and Amy moves to go to his bedroom and he starts to follow her but she stops him. "Uh-uh, you can't come in until I call you." She tells him walking away he waits a few minutes before knocking on his door
"This is my apartment you can't tell me I can't come in my own room." He calls teasing her.
"Come in." she says and he walks in and almost faints at the sight of her, it appears she has gone shopping. Her night wear is a spaghetti strapped tank top with two bat signals over the breasts and a tiny pair of shorts with the utility belt printed around the waist. "Do you like it?" she asks. Was she kidding this was the single most erotic and sexy thing he has ever seen.
"You look hot," he says and he feels like he could slap himself for such a mundane utterance.
"I also bought Wonder Woman, and Dr. Who ones but you are wearing your Batman shirt today so I thought we could match."
"What do the ones look like?" he asks.
"It is a print of the TARDIS with the doors here and here." She says pointing to her breasts.
"Tell me where you bought them and I will buy you every kind they have." Sheldon says advancing in her and gathering her into his arms and staring down at her not believing that a something this beautiful belongs to him..
"The Supergirl ones have a little cape attached." She tells him and he covers her mouth with his and presses her into walks her to the bed not breaking the kiss.
"You have no idea what you are doing to me." he says as he comes up for air.
"I think I have a pretty good idea." She says reaching down and stroking the erection that is threatening to burst through his clothing. "Oh and Sheldon why is the camera set up in here?"
"Yes, you distracted me with this little get up of yours." He says licking his lips ."I was going to propose that we tape ourselves in the act of coitus tonight."
"Why would we do that?"
"Well, I have been worried that I have not been satisfying you and the best way to improve on something is to watch your self doing it. Like when I was younger and I used to tape myself giving a speech before giving it so I could improve upon it."
"You think you are unsatisfactory in bed?" Amy asks.
"Recent events lead me to believe that I may be disappointing you sexually." Sheldon tells her sincerely and her heart drops damn Penny that is he last time she listens to any of her advice. There is only one thing to do to make it up to him. To show him exactly how satisfactory in bed she thinks he is.
"Ok lets do this, I will let you tape this. But you have to promise that this never leaves this room okay." Amy says.
"Of course, this will be for my own educational purposes only." Sheldon tells her going over to the camera and switching it on. He bends down and squints through the viewfinder and adjusts the height. "Get on the bed and sit up in your knees." He instructs and Amy follows directions. "Now run your hands through your hair." Amy does as she is told and shakes out her long dark hair.
"What's this for? Are you testing the camera?" she asks and he shakes his head.
"No this is for my own enjoyment for later, I am a big fan of that outfit." He tells her honestly and the thought of him watching this later and getting excited over it makes moisture pool in her core. Amy wants to be sexy for her man, to have him think of this later and still get excited over it. So she runs her hands over her body squeezing and tugging at her own nipples through the tan top making herself moan and as she moves one hand lower she feels Sheldon's hand stop her.
"You don't like that?" she asks looking into his icy blue eyes.
"No, I liked it far too much." He says kissing her knocking her gently backwards onto the mattress. Amy's hands are all over him and she quickly peels off his shirts running her hands over his back. Sheldon kisses down her neck down her collar bone stopping at her breast and popping them out biting and sucking at each one until she is squirming beneath him. Amy makes a move to remove her clothes but he grabs on to her hand. "No keep it on." He pants as he sits up and removes the rest of his clothing.
"Dr, Cooper you are getting kinky in your old age." Amy admonishes him giggling as he moves down her body and kissing her through the material of the tiny shorts. She is already so wet that the feeling of his mouth combined with the friction of the material sends her toppling over the edge. She grabs the edge sheets of his bed and screams out his name not having to worry about any one hearing her anymore.
"I appreciate the pretense Amy, but just because he camera is rolling does not mean you have to drum up the the theatrics." He whispers in her ear as he covers her body with his pressing into her.
"That was not theatrics." Amy tells him rolling him over so she is on top of him moving thee material of her shorts aside and guiding him inside of her. Amy moves up and down slowly making a tortuous pace that is driving him insane. He sits up and moves her backwards on the bed removing her shorts bit keeping on her tank top.
"These are getting in my way." He says tossing them aside then lifting up her legs and slamming into her hard. Then backing out slowly only to slam back into her hard making her scream out in pleasure.
"Tell me what you want Amy."he says moving slowly inside her gyrating his hips against her.
"More," she whimpers
"I can give you more." He says moving against her matching the pace of her bucking hips as t
they both come together calling out each others names.
Afterwards Sheldon gets up and turns off the camera and hands Amy the batman shirts he had flung across the room which she puts back on. The he gets into bed with her and snuggles her against his chest.
"I am going to be eager to review that footage." Sheldon tells her and she kisses his bare chest.
"You do know that you have done nothing but display exceptional prowess in the bedroom right? So there is no need to review the tapes like a football coach."
"Then why have you been holding out on me?" he asks curiously.
"Penny told me withholding sex might get you to ask me to move in with you." Amy tells him. Of course he fumes that is the Penny special. "I am, sorry Sheldon I am not going to pressure you and I will move in together whenever you are ready."
"Amy?" Sheldon asks.
"Yes?"
"I'm ready?" he says kissing her hand
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