I loved the koothrappamy fan fiction at Comic Con so much that I whipped this quick little chapter up. This one is a fun one enjoy.
In the lunch room the guys are all sitting around talking like old times. It has been a while since they all ate together. Sheldon has been spending a lot of his lunches in the lab with Amy and his absence is noted.
"So Sheldon I am surprised that you are not eating lunch with Amy." Raj asks.
" I don't eat with her everyday."
"No but now that you are going to be working with each other we thought you might have made the surgery permanent."
"What surgery?"
"The surgery joining you two at the hip." Howard sniggers.
"Oh grow up! Just because we are going to collaborating on some research does not mean we are joined at the hip." Sheldon grumbles.
"Better you than me pal I can not imagine working that closely with Bernadette. We would be butting heads constantly."
"Maybe if you were not such an ass it wouldn't be a problem." Leonard tells him smirking.
"I think it is romantic , if Emily and I had corresponding fields I would jump at the chance to work with her."
"That's because if there were a surgery that permanently connected you two you would have it." Howard tells him, earning him a glare.
"I did take a page from your romance book however Sheldon." Raj says and Sheldon looks at him oddly." I know words I never thought I would say, being as though I am a romance master."
"Well I know you did not try and lift her against a wall. You are still walking upright." Howard tells him looking dejected.
"No, we were discussing how great it was that Sheldon and Amy were going to to be working with each other. Emily asked how you guys went from barely touching a year ago to where you are today. When I mentioned how Amy's fan fiction she wrote about you guys she loved the idea and wanted to write one about us. So I am going to write one and she is going to write one and we are going to read them to each other tonight."
"You have not already? I have done that… Penny already wrote me one." Leonard says.
"Yeah we know." Howard says "Who would have thought Sheldon would motivate us to have so much sex."
"Alright!" Sheldon says annoyed but secretly pleased with himself."On that note I will bid you gentlemen adieu." He says picking up his tray and walking away.
"So do you guys want to read the story I wrote for Emily? I warn you it is pretty intense. It may leave you feeling pretty inadequate."
"Oh please! You probably just used wikipedia to copy and paste articles about Kama sutra then added your and Emily's names." Howard says getting up with his tray.
"Racist dude!" Raj says affronted. " No I worked hard on this. It is set in height of English imperialism. It is about a beautiful red haired english woman who moves to India with her cruel officer husband. Then as she is locked away in her house in India away from her friends and family she grows closer to her handsome man servant."
"Who… let me guess shows her the ways of love and pages from the kama sutra?" Leonard asks.
"Yes, exactly!" Raj says excited.
"Raj, please don't take this the wrong way but I would rather be chained to a chair and have Grey read to me than read your story." Howard tells him.
"I know Grey just did not live up to what I expected after reading 50 shades. I really wanted to feel for Christian and instead it turns out he was just a big jerk. Besides this is way better that that book! Instead of 50 shades of Grey this is 50 shades of brown."
"That just sounds wrong in so many ways." Leonard says crinkling his nose "I am with Howard there is no way in hell you are getting me to read that story."
"No fair you read Sheldon's story!" Raj pouts.
"Against our will! Get the girls to read it they love this kind of crap." Howard tells him as they walk back to their offices.
"You know what that is a great idea! Girls night woo! Woo!" Raj calls as he skips down the hall .
"Sometimes I wonder about him." Leonard sighs.
"Sometimes?" Howard says shaking his head.
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Later that night while the other guys are at Howard's helping him set up his new sound system Raj stays at Sheldon and Amy's for girl night.
"I have got to tell you it feels weird being over here with just the girls." Raj tells them as he accepts a glass of wine from Amy.
"What's even weirder is that even though he is not here and still no one is sitting in his spot." Penny says looking at the empty spot beside Amy.
"I swear he knows, he is a telepathic butt. I am not taking any chances." Amy tells her. "So Rajesh, why did you call a special girls night tonight?" Amy asks him and he takes a sip of his wine and then sets it on coffee table.
"I wanted your expert opinion on something. You see I was talking to Emily and telling her about how your writing that fan fiction about you and Sheldon brought you closer together. So she suggested that we do the same and each write a story about each other share them."
"Sounds hot,why do you need us."Penny asks.
"Because he wants to make sure his story is good before he shows it to Emily!" Bernadette squeals.
"Yes, I want Emily to love it so I want it to run it by the experts first."
"Of course Rajesh, we would love to hear your story." Amy says.
"Really!" he says thrilled "You guys are the best." He says getting up and handing them all copies of the story. It is covered in a plain red binder and Penny looks at it skeptically.
"This better not be called the Swami and is Salami or something gross like that." Penny tells him opening up the cover.
" Bombay Orchid?" Bernadette reads curiously.
"Yes it is set in India during England's imperialist reign. " Raj tells her folding a page over. "I will read the parts of Ramayan the handsome man servant, Penny you can be Emily the bored officers wife, Bernadette you can be Officer Thomas Overbeck her over bearing cruel husband and Amy you can be the narrator.
"Always the narrator and never the leading lady." Amy sighs.
"I only choose Penny because she is the actress among us here." Raj defends.
"I want to be the narrator." Penny says and he sighs
"Fine switch parts."
"You won't regret this!" Amy says as excited as she has been cast in a real play.
"Alright lets begin. Penny I believe you are on first."Raj says
"The day was impossibly hot and Emily felt like a wilted flower as she lay on her sette. It was January and back home she would be huddled under blankets watching the snow fall. Yet here in India it felt as hot as July. Emily felt like she may faint in her heavy dresses and the breeze from the open door and the fan of her servant was doing nothing." Penny reads
"Ramayan help me out of these stays and petticoats I am about to swoon." Amy reads dramatically giving Emily a stilted cockney accent.
"Amy that was very good but lets give her more of a regal accent. Think more Lady Diana and less Eliza Dolittle." Raj tells her and she shakes her head okay. "Miss Emily, it would not be proper let me get your Memasahib, she will know what to do."
Ramayan sets down the fan and moves to leave the room but Emily stops him grabbing his arm. The look in her green eyes is pure desire and they burn into his chocolate brown eyes. Ramayan had been heat between them for quite some time. Though he knew the punishment to giving into this red haired temptress would be dire.
"Please Ramayan release me" Amy's says trying out a new accent earning her a thumbs up
"Oh Miss Emily how I would love to release you from your bindings." Raj says his voice imploring.
He tells her his hand gently stroking her arm and the sentence is loaded with meaning. More than anything he would love to free her from her loveless marriage to the cruel Officer. Ramayan would love to show her what real love felt like. How he would love to take her out and show her the stars and tell her how he had mapped their destinies together.
"Then do it, I want to be released." Amy says.
Ramayan stares into her eyes his internal struggle twisting in his stomach. Then he decides to punishment is a s great as denying himself the pleasure of her flesh any longer. He kisses her mouth as sweet and juicy a biting into a peach. Her sighs of pleasure wash over him and he lowers her on to the sette.
"What in the hell is going on here?" Sheldon yells as he enters the apartment.
"Hey that is my line!" Bernadette protests.
"We were just helping Raj with the story he wrote for Emily." Amy tells him. "What are you doing home so early?"
"Leonard and Howard began arguing about the right way to run cable and the fight became so tedious I just came home. Not a moment to soon either I see with Raj getting his jollies by having you read his naughty stories out loud." Sheldon chides.
"I am not getting my jollies, I am asking for a honest opinion on my story."
"Honestly it was great Raj." Bernadette tells him.
"Yeah,she will love it. It has all that sentimental flowery crap that girls love." Penny tells him.
"Emily would be a fool not to love it ." Amy tells him and he beams at them.
"Thank you guys it means a lot." Raj says.
"Great good.. No everyone out!" Sheldon tells them.
"Sheldon that is rude." Amy chides.
"Oh I am sorry." Sheldon says looking around apologetically. "I am quite tired and your inane chitter chatter is causing me to have a migraine so if you would please leave immediately I would appreciate it." He says giving them a fake smile. When everyone leaves Amy turns to him annoyed.
""What was that all about, you were being extremely rude."
"Maybe the question is why were your reading out loud from Raj's sex story."
"Oh Sheldon it was not like that! Rajesh just wanted to know if his story was good enough to present to Emily. "
"I don't like the idea of you reading from another man's story. Getting all revved up with the tawdry thoughts from the likes of him"
"Sheldon are you jealous? You know Raj is just like one of the girls to me when he is over for girl's night. There is only one man who can get my motor running." Amy tells him walking over to him and standing in her tiptoes to reach his mouth.
"You sure about that?" he says and her heart melts at his sudden insecurity. How could he think anyone but him could ever make her feel this way.
"Positive." She says as she melts into his arms.
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The next night Raj is nervous as he invites Emily over to exchange stories. He had put many hours into his devoting almost two whole work days to perfecting it. Even though the girls told him it was good he was still worried that Emily would hate it. It does not help that tonight she looks so beautiful in an emerald green tank top that perfectly compliments her skin and hair. To him she she looks like a fairytale princess come to life and he can still not believe she is with him. Raj takes the story she wrote for him and opens it up nervously worried that hers is much better. He reads the title page:
"Immortal Maestro: Blood binds?" he reads curiously
"I think you will like it it is about a girl who joins a vampire biker gang to find her kidnapped sister. The as she goes underground to rescue her sister she discovers a world she never thought possible. It has everything, mystery, action, and not to mention it is hot." Emily tells him smiling. So tell me what Bombay Orchid is about?"
"A woman living in imperialist India , who is in a loveless marriage and her man servant who helps her discover love."
"Aww yours sounds sweet! Okay lets get going I want to know what you think of mine." Emily says as starting to read.
Raj starts her and it is pretty good at first, it is obvious that she put as much effort into hers as he did his. Although as he finishes it he is very disappointed and angry with her story and not turned on at all.
"Emmeline changes her name to Kill'lea and shaves off her long red hair, interesting." He says
"Yeah, Kill'lea is a this bad ass… like Charlize Theron's character in Mad Max."
"No, I got that and the leader of the biker gang Bastian is six foot four and ripped with skin so pale it is almost see through."
"He is a vampire Raj vampires are pale."Raj does not say anything else and he continues to read but as he gets to a part in a biker bar he has to stop again and read her the passage out loud.
"Kill'lea follows Bastian into the bar, it looks normal from the out side. Inside it is just a seedy dive, your normal red neck hang out. There is no way that Ariel is in here, the crowd that took her would never deem this place worthy. Bastian takes her hand and drags her behind the bar, the bar keep barely looks up from his task of wiping glasses. Once behind the bar he lifts up a square panel of floor that gives way to a ladder. He starts his descent and Kill'lea follows him down it is pitch black and her heart is beating erratically. Where is he taking her?
Kill'lea suddenly hears a pulsing throbbing beat and as her eyes adjust she sees the bright lights of strobe light pulsing through the dark. Bastian says nothing as he walks through the stone cavern and leads her into a wide open den. She can not believe what she is seeing it is a den of sin. Everywhere you look there are naked bodies writhing together in ecstasy.
'What is this place?'
'Sex slaves are often taken here, your sister might have been taken here. She might not still be here but it does not hurt to ask around. ' he says as he peels off his clothes revealing his impressive manhood making her catch her breath.
'Why are you taking of your clothes?'
'Got to look the part babe, if you want answers you will have to un-suit as well.'
'I am not going to use my body to get answers.'
'No one said you had to but if your don't want to be kicked out they have a strictly no clothes policy.' Kill'lea relents and does as she is told her body blossoming against her will against his steady gaze.
'Let's get this over with.' She says walking into the room and immediately she is approached by a man. Whose skin is the color of caramel and whose eyes even in the pulsing lights of the club look kind.
'You are and exceptionally lovely flower amongst the weeds here, would you care to join me, I could make your body sing in many different languages.' He tells her in a softly accented voice holding out his hand. Even though his voice is sincere he is here in this sex slave clubs and he disgusts her.
'Get out of my way.' She says pushing him aside determined to continue her quest for answers." Raj stops reading and stares at her annoyed.
"Good huh?" Emily says excited and he shakes his head.
"Emily I am only in it for like two seconds and you turn me down. This was supposed to be stories about how much we want and love each other." He says wounded.
"After Kill'lea becomes addicted to the world of underground sex clubs she gives you a chance."
"Only after being boffed by Bastian and Ceaser, and basically the entire biker gang and all of their girlfriends as well. The only person you were reluctant to have sex with is my character who is never named!" Raj says setting the story down
"I thought of writing a sequel where after she discovers her sister has been turned into a vampire she gives up the gang. Then she mets your character again she is taken in by those kind eyes and they fall in love for real."
"That should have been in your first story maybe I would have liked it more."
"I am sorry, I thought we were just writing out our fantasies. I misunderstood the assignment and I am sorry Raj. For what it is worth I loved your story."
"You did?"
"Oh my god yes! It was so romantic and sad at the same time. They kill Ramayan for sneaking back into the house to be with her and Emily is pregnant with his child. I almost cried, I swear you should go into writing romance novels you could make a fortune."
"Flattery will get you everywhere." He says smiling.
"Now how about you take me in the bedroom and show me how you can make my body sing." Emily tells him getting up taking his hand.