Okay I am sorry guys I lied this is the last chapter/epilogue. I really hate to end it but I think it is time. It took me through this difficult hiatus and let me unleash my widest fantasies on the general public. When I first started writing fan fiction I had a goal. I said all the stories worth reading have 400 reviews. I will never have that many. Well you guys did it! I love you so much if I was allowed emojis it would be all heart eyes and blowing kisses. I hope you enjoy this last installment. Also a big thank you to my beta Shamy4eva who has been a mentor and a huge help through this whole process. And to Vamplover669 who has been my muse, my brain twin, and endured constant questions regarding this story.
Six Months Later
"Today my guests are two of the brightest young stars in science. Some of you may remember Dr. Sheldon Cooper from previous shows of mine. With Dr. Cooper today is his partner and co-author of The Cooper-Fowler Theorem Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler."
"Happy to be here." Amy tells him excited
"Glad to be back." Sheldon tells him stoically.
"So Dr. Cooper it has been almost two years since we last met in person . The first time we spoke then, you were rather dismayed when I suggested that you may have been on the fast track to a Nobel Prize in chemistry as a result of the blunder which purportedly led to the discovery of a stable super heavy element. The second time you were quite upset that your super heavy element had been disproved by your friend and colleague Dr. Leonard Hofstadter. Now today we are here to talk about your achievement in the field of bio-physics. Tell me Dr. Cooper, are you disappointed now?"
"No Ira I am not." Sheldon tells him smiling at Amy seated next to him.
"You certainly seem much happier this time around. Well why wouldn't you be? Yours and Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler's joint discovery is spreading like wild fire. You two are surely to be on the receiving end of a Nobel Prize for the advancements you have made."
"Actually Ira it is now Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler-Cooper and Sheldon is now Dr. Sheldon Cooper-Fowler ." States Amy.
"Just privately. On our published works we will retain our old names." Sheldon clarifies.
"So you two are science's new golden couple. When did you two make your personal relationship official?" Ira asks them.
"Just last week." Amy tells him.
"Here is a question for you Dr. Cooper, was your switching fields from string theory to biophysics directly related to your relationship with Dr. Fowler."
"I have always had an interest in biophysics as a hobby, but I would be lying however if I said that the opportunity of working with Dr. Fowler was not directly responsible for my switching fields."
"Dr. Fowler, I am sure that you were aware that Dr. Cooper has a reputation for being difficult to work with. Did you find it a challenge working with him, especially as he is your husband?"
"Not at all, I have never found Dr. Cooper difficult to work with. Yes he has a particular way he likes to get things done. But things get done when he does them. I think a lot of people mistake someone who has a meticulous nature and is exacting in detail for being difficult. The truth is that he is an amazing scientist and, husband or not, it was an honor to work with him."
"Did you find it difficult to work with your wife Dr. Cooper?"
"Not at all Dr. Fowler has a keen mind. A mind I have admired long before she agreed to be mine. Working with her was quite easy compared to all the others I have worked with."
"So now that you have joined the ranks of married couples who have made scientific discoveries together. Do you think that you will continue working together?"
"The goal is to continue my work with her as long as she lets me." Sheldon says smiling over at his wife.
"So tell us about the wedding was it a large affair?" Ira asks.
"No it was very intimate just family and friends." Amy tells him and Sheldon's mind wanders to the night of their wedding. The night of passionate love making that followed their vows:
"Do you feel any different?" Sheldon asks laying beside her in their bed still dressed in his tux. They are in the apartment, it is their last night there before moving into their new house in the morning. Most of the apartment is already packed up and the bedroom seems bare without Sheldon's comic books and posters.
"No, do you?" She asks looking into his eyes. She smiles and places her hand on his chest to feel his heart beat.
"Not at all, I thought I would though. I mean I am a married man now." He says smirking at her.
"Sheldon we have only just got married. It's not like you evolved your form in Pokemon ." She laughs.
"You know how I feel when you talk nerdy to me. How do you even know about Pokemon?" He growls wrapping his leg around her.
"I listen to you! Now stop, you are going to wrinkle my dress." She giggles pushing his leg off.
"Then why are you still wearing it?" He says his voice deep and suggestive as he scoots over closer to her and begins to kiss her neck. "Why have I not taken this infernal thing off you yet?"
"You insisted on carrying me across the threshold and into the bedroom. Between that and the dancing at the wedding, I thought you had worn yourself out!" She says laying on her back so that he could continue kissing her across her exposed collar bones.
"I am far from worn out." He says standing up and then pulling her to her feet. "You are the one who is going to be worn out little lady." He promises removing his suit jacket and placing it across a chair. Then he holds out his hands inviting her to continue to undress him.
"Oh I am counting on it." She winks at him as she undoes the buttons at his cuffs. She moves in closer and loosens his bowtie, slowly pulling it from his neck. Then she works on the front of his shirt. Kissing and sucking on his neck as her nimble fingers undo each button. Peeling the arms down and yanking it off she eagerly rips the hem of his undershirt out of his suit pants and up over his head. "I love undressing you, like my own giant Ken doll, but with much better equipment ." Amy purrs as she undoes the button on his suit pants and pulls them down.
However before she can pull down his underwear he stops her. "I believe you are still overdressed." He says spinning her around. Her dark hair which, she had worn loose, he now gently moves over her shoulders leaving her back and shoulders bare. He kisses a path along her shoulders down to just below the base of her neck where the first button on her dress starts. "This is going to take a while." He murmurs as he starts unbuttoning the buttons on her dress, leaving a kiss in the wake of each inch of exposed skin sending chills down her spine. When he reaches the top of her corset he stops.
"What have we here?" He asks surprised fingering the white ribbon lacing her into her underwear.
"A surprise." She whispers as his deft hands make quick work of the rest of her dress and she steps out of it. He gulps hard as he gazes upon Amy in her white bridal trousseau. A white corset and matching white panties that barely qualify as underwear at all.
"This is a surprise…" He says looking at her with a look so hungry it makes her knees shake.
"You like it?" She asks spinning around so he can get all angles.
"Only you can render me speechless." He says licking his lips. "Just when I think I have seen you looking your most delectable you go and prove me wrong." He says walking over to her and wrapping her up in an embrace. His large hands caress her skin and he gently pushes her back onto the bed. As he lays beside her on the bed, he stares into her eyes and it seems as if he wants to say something to her but he remains speechless.
"What?" She asks him smiling.
"I am not a man who has ever found it hard to find words. Everything that has happened the past year has changed me so much. I have always fought so desperately against change. Yet all this change has only made me better, made me stronger. I never believed in love before I met you. I am just so fortunate that I found you. I don't know where I would have been in my life if I had never met you. I can't even imagine it. I am glad I will never find out." He tells her kissing her forehead.
"I know where I would be if I had never met you." She tells him.
"Do tell?"
"I would still be at UCLA, still working on other people's research. I would be at my old apartment. Right now I would reading a book and dreaming about living a different life." Amy tells him running a finger down his chest absently. "I always thought that my career and work would be enough for me. For all intents and purposes, science was my life. The only lover I ever thought that I would have, was an imagined character from one of my books. Now thanks to you, not only has my career blossomed more than I ever thought possible, but more importantly I have found a love that I did not think would exist for me. Sheldon you opened up my entire world and I can never thank you enough." Amy tells him kissing him running her hands through his hair.
"You are my world now." He tells her returning her kisses maneuvering so that he is hovering over her body. "I wasn't living before I met you. I simply existed. You are the one who opened up my world. You showed me it was okay to feel, it was okay to love. I don't think I could ever live without you. I am not prone to dramatics but it is true. My body might exist. I would still breathe and eat but I would not be there."
"It would be like when you wanted to become a robot." Amy giggles wrapping her legs around his waist.
"Oh no, I still want to do that, I want you to do it too. We can be cyborgs together. If we were cyborgs we would still have all our memories we would just be able to live forever in our robot bodies.
"Together for all eternity." Amy whispers in his ear as she bites his neck gently making him growl. "That is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard. You want to be with me even when we are just brains in robot shell."
"Of course I do, then we could pass our knowledge on to the next generation." He tells her grinding against her, the thought turning him on.
"Mmm." Amy says kissing him and pulling off his underwear then inching hers off in between kisses. "Yes but if we were robots then we could not do this." Amy says inching him into her. He moans as he fits inside her.
"Fair point." He says pulling down the corset and kissing her breasts. Gently squeezing her nipples between his fingers as his tongue teases the tips. "We may not have bodies to this with." He says thrusting deeper inside her making her cry out. "But our brains our highly evolved. We would pleasure each other without physical contact."
"How so?" Amy asks curiously.
"Would you like me to demonstrate now?" He asks rolling off her and laying beside her.
"No." She whines attempting to roll on top of him.
"Un-uh" he scolds stopping her. "Now you asked for it." He says his voice deep and seductive.
"No I did not! It was just a question." Amy pouts kissing his neck put he scoots away from her.
"Now now, you insatiable sex fiend I am going show you how to live without it." He tells her.
"I lived without it long enough thank you." Amy pouts.
"You are going to like this." He says laying on his back and crossing his arms over his chest and closing his eyes. "Close your eyes." He demands. Amy looks over at him, sighs and closes her eyes.
"Alright they are closed." She tells him lying on her back and imitating him. Her body still tingling from the contact with his body.
"Are you sure?" He asks.
"Positive." She growls.
"Alright now imagine we are just consciousness downloaded into robot bodies. There are no nerve endings in our bodies. No matter how much we grind against each other we can bring each other no physical pleasure. Unlike Howard's envisioning of the Lisatronic."
"The what?"
"Howard's robot girlfriend/prostitute but that is neither here nor there." Sheldon says. "Now it is the year 2080 we are just cyborgs. We have been married sixty-five years. Our bodies instead of turning into melted cheese have turned into half man-half-robot.
"Half-woman" Amy corrects.
"Fine half-man-half-woman-half-robot"…satisfied?"
"Yes." Amy says smiling and opening her eyes seeing him laying there with his eyes still shut.
"Alright then, our nerve endings are no longer functioning, the only thing left to satisfy each other is our brains which have been downloaded into our robot bodies."
"Our brains are the only thing to satisfy each other? Sounds like the first five years of our relationship." Amy says.
"Sounds like someone wants a spanking." Sheldon says dangerously.
"Promises, promises." Amy says chancing a glance at him. Seeing his serious expression she closes her eyes again.
"Are you quite done?" He asks.
"Quite." She agrees.
"The only thing that is still us is our brains. We have all our old memories, all our old feelings, just new bodies. I start out by telling you how I felt when we first met. How all my neurons fired up at once and went haywire. How I could not compute how you made my heart race and my palms sweat."
"Cyborg me tells you she felt the same."
"Then I tell you about the slow tortuous assault you put upon my body for five years."
"You want to talk about slow assaults." Amy huffs.
"Shhh…" He says. "Then I will tell you about how you awakened my body. How you turned my world on its heel when I read your tawdry imaginings of how I would take you. How all I could think about after that point was what it would be like when I finally had you. How my brain which had been so hardwired for science and facts suddenly could now only think of one thing." Sheldon says pausing
"What was that?" Amy says eagerly.
"How it would feel to finally have you completely. Would every other part of your body taste as sweet as your lips had tasted when I kissed you on the train."
"Did I taste as sweet?" Amy asks her voice hitching
"You have no idea." He growls. "My first taste of you incited an insatiable craving within me. The more I had of you the more I wanted. Your skin, the way it felt against mine, the way you made me feel. I felt alive for the first time in my life. My whole being was consumed with finding my next fix of you."
"Mmmm…" Amy sighs. "Pity now that you are a robot you can never have that feeling again." She teases.
"I beg to differ." He tells her. "Most of what we are feeling between each other is all in the brain. Your brain is attracted to mine or you would be feeling nothing. I could be a big hulking Greek god but if your brain was not attracted to me you would feel nothing."
"You are talking neuroscience…very sexy. " Amy comments.
"Too you but to anyone else not so much…"
"That is why we were meant for each other."
"My point exactly. My brain, and these are Wolowitz's words, has a hard on for your brain."
"Now that is quite possibly one of the hottest things you have ever said to me. Even if they are Howard's words." Amy laughs. "Which would make it the first time I have ever thought anything he said was hot."
"Better be the last time too." Sheldon says sternly.
"Don't be absurd now I am getting kind of turned off." she pouts and he grins.
"We don't want that now do we?" He asks. "How about I tell you about what my brain wants to do with your body?"
"That is what I have been waiting for."
"I want to trace my hand down your body. Starting at your sternum then tracing down your chest. Then I want to trace the same path with my mouth. Swirling my tongue round your…"
But Amy interrupts him by jumping I top of him. "You did not let me finish" he says stunned as Amy starts kissing him.
"You do not have to finish." Amy tells him pinning his hands above his head as she straddles him. "Allow me to show you how I feel." She says kissing him deeply rubbing against him.
"I think you should allow me to finish.' He breathes pressing up against her protesting weakly.
"I have no doubt that when we are cyborgs you will still be able to turn me on. Even right now just listening to your voice is enough to send shivers down my spine. Right now however we are not robots, we are flesh and blood. It is our wedding night and I intend to demonstrate to you exactly how you make me feel." Amy tells him as she kisses down his jawline nipping him at the corner of his mouth.
"Demonstrate away." He murmurs as she maneuvers him inside her and begins to ride him gently. Rocking back and forth slowly her hands steadying her on his chest. The rhythm is slow and tortuous and his body is on fire with need. "That is a pretty good demonstration but I think I can do better." He tells her grabbing her and flipping her on her back.
"Oh really." She sighs as he picks up the pace wrapping one leg around his waist. "Okay that is better." She moans as his head dips down and captures a nipple in his mouth.
"I love you." He murmurs against her skin as he rocks into her gently. "I love you so much."
"Sheldon."
"Sheldon!" The tone of Amy's voice snaps him out of his reverie.
"I am sorry what?" Sheldon apologizes.
"Ira was just asking what you had planned next on your research." Amy tells him. "I was telling him that we had some pretty exciting projects lined up."
"Oh, yes we think that within the next forty years we can perfect the science that will allow humans to download their brains into robot bodies."
"Well if anyone has a chance it is you two. If you do succeed you can be together forever." Ira jokes.
"That is the idea." Sheldon says.