Me: Hey guys heres my version of the episode. Hope you enjoy. Also i have a fever and I'm pale today according to my mom.
To Victoria: Happy birthday Victoria!
Disclaimer: I don't own JatNP if i did it would suck.
Jake:Yo Ho, the big day is here!
If you're wondering what it is. Its the Coconut Cook off!
Jake:Do all hands have their cooking supplies
Cubby & Izzy:Aye Aye Jake!
Later:
Skully:Ahoy contestants!Welcome to the Neverland Coconut Cook-off!I hope you brought your tastest recipes 'cause I'am super hungry!
Oh yeah forgot to mention, Skully's the judge.
Jake:My dish is the coolest or maybe the coldest!Cocona ice cream!
Cool i made a pun!
Cubby:I'm making mine ooy gooy coconut clusters they're the ooy gooist!
No offense Cubby but We don't like those. We meaning Me and Izzy.
Mr Smee:I'm preparing yummy coconut smees just like smores only made by me, ooh ha ha.
You're terrible at jokes Mr Smee. You know i might just be criticizing everyone today.(Me: I'm going through a girl thing right now so I'm moody,tired,hungry and cramping)
Bones:Sharky and me are blending up coconut smoothies.
Im not really surprised they can cook. They make music a lot, who's to say they can't doing anything else too.
Izzy:I'm popping up a whole pot of a old pirate recipe, coconutty popcorn!
Grreaatttt... I'm staring again. Shes too beautiful i cant help but stare at her all day. Lets just hope she doesn't know that.
Missy the Wonderful:And I'm staring up of collage witches bru with a secret magical ingrediant and some lemon sets.
Should i be concerned?
Skully:They all sound great but only the chef with today's tastiest coconut recipe will win the golden spoon.
I want the golden spoon, oh great I sound like Captain Hook but I want it!Oh great here comes trouble,luckly Skully grab it away from Hook.(me: Jenny i liked this so i kept it)
Captain Hook:Ur ur ur, blast and barnicles!
Skully:Well looky here,a sneaky snook,trying to steal the spoon.
Nice one Skully!
Captain Hook:Nonsense, I was just going to borrow it.
*Saractic*Yeah you're just going to borrow it.(me: i liked this too)
Skully:May the best Coconut winner win!
I hope Izzy wins.
Later:
Skully:Utensils down,time for the judge,thats me to descide which cake is delicious!
Yes Skully we know you're the judge. Hook what the heck are you doing?!
Captain Hook:*Whispering*Quite down you blastered bird,my coconut supflae is delicate,any loud noise may corse it to flop!
What the heck?!
Jake:Everybody take cover!
What is that thing!
Bones:We wasn't going to eat you,we promise!
That doesn't even make sense!
Captain Hook:Oh you flounding fools;what kind of magic recipe book, did you steal for me?
Missy the Wonderful witch:So that what happened,urr,you stole my recipe book and used it to make a huge supflae and I can still use my wand...err.
Izzy what are you doing?! Dont!
Izzy:You big bully,you leave my maties alone!
Izzy!
Izzy:Woah! yeah,yay hey no way,this is an emegency but I can't reach my pixie dust!
IZZY! DONT WORRY IZZ I WILL FIND YOU! I will always find you.(me: Hehe OUAT reference)
Jake:Don't worry Izz, we'll save ya!
I was too busy worrying about Izzy, I didn't hear what Missy the Wonderful Witch said to Cubby.(me: I liked this as well)
Later:
WHERES HE GOING WITH HER?!(Me: Jakes FURIOUS thats why there is caps lock for the next few minutes)
Cubby:Hot Coconuts,the heat from the volcanoe can cook him more and make him even bigger
Jake:Maybe the bad case of ice cream brainfreeze him to slow down!
I MUST GET TO IZZY!
Jake:Hey Supflae monster!Wants a scoop or six?Ah Ah Ah Ah!
Hey,it's working!
DONT WORRY IZZ IM COMIN FOR YA!
Izzy:Brainfreeze,way to go Jake!
Thank you my love!
Oh no its wearing off!
Cubby:Maybe my coconut clusters will slow him down,it will stick to his feet to the ground.
Cubby:Hey Big Puffy feets,have some ooy gooy coconut clusters!
Missy the Wonderful Witch:Careful!Don't get to close!Take it from me,he can goo us too!
DONT DISTRACT HIM MISTY!
Izzy:Sorry guys but Cubby's coconut clusters didn't work!
He's taking her up to the top of BELCH MOUNTAIN! HANG ON IZZY IM COMING!
Skully:Crispy crackers that bubbling beast is taking Izzy to top of belch mountain!
This is no time for a cracker catchphrase Skully,we got bigger problems right now!(Me: I also liked this)
Cubby:We gotta stop him
Jake:Uh...remember what Hook said loud noises can corse supflae to flop!
I hope this works.
Jake:I've got an idea!Come on to the top of belch moutain!
HEY STUPOD MONSTER LET GO OF HER!
Izzy:*in thoughts* I hate being the damsel in distress. This is so minnie mouse 1930's.
You wont be a damsel in distress for long Izz.
Jake:Izz!We need to use your coconuty popcorn to make a loud noise!
Izzy:Great idea Jake...
Izzy:But I left it all at the cook-off!
Skully to the rescue apparently!
Skully:I'm on my way!
Skully you're just in time to witness an execution! Did i really just say that?(me: Yep! I'm gonna shut up now)
I know this is gonna be noisy
Jake:Everyone cover your ears!
Luckily I got Izz before she fell.
Izzy:Hey...it worked.
Jake:Awesome!
Cubby:A handful of this popcorn!It's Poptastic!
That's not even a word!
Skully:Hmm...as judge I hear by award the spoon prize to Izzy!
I knew she could do it.
Later:
Izzy:I got the spoon but where is it?
Hey where'd it go?
Cubby:I borrowed it to make another batch of my ooy gooy coconuts clusters but it's stucked, I need a little help.
Cubby:Hrrrr...hehehe!
Cubby!
Me: I hope you enjoyed my version. And see ya'll tomorrow.