I got a tad excited for Centipede entrance and now hate it
Centipede time? Tokyo was scared enough new friends or not
If you want a flashy entrance, Kenny isnt in any better mood than he was at birthday\christmas. If word gets out and Haise hears or sees them, Hide clone is to blame. No further questions and let the kakuja have a life too. ...maybe? So cringe yet amusing
"Give me a moment." says Ken retracting all but 1 tentacle.
Hide clone silently nodded.
"I think Haise is bored without us." says Hide clone.
"Acting like he has babysitting aunties is getting to you?" wonders Ken 1, "Im enjoying the peace and quiet."
"Well, I dont think Im up for round 2." says Hide.
"We havent made it to round 1." says Ken 1.
"You gonna entertain me or feel like a closed off lab room is bliss?" wonders Hide clone.
"It is when people arent at you screwing with your body." says Ken 1.
"No wonder why you decided on doing the donation when its closed. Or so it appears. If you hate my body, nows a good time." says Hide clone.
"You shouldve croaked by now." says Ken 1.
"I'll croak when you eat me whole." says Hide clone.
"Not interested." says Ken 1.
"Still? You have no more excuses with me being a ghoul." says Hide clone.
"And how is Zombie chub gonna regenerate all this meaty fat? I eat you like the buffet you are and itll take weeks to get you looking normal." says Ken 1.
"Death beds can't fit me now." says Hide clone.
"Ghouls regenerate. Humans disappear forever. There are no vacation days for me to experiment your regeneration properly. Didnt Shiba start checking that or did you chicken out?" says Ken 1 sneaking up to squeeze Hide clone's moobs.
"Knowing me? You should be watching timed or not. Have they figured out your kakuja? Time the starvation or whatever?" wonders Hide clone.
"That would be no fun. Me screeching would ship me to cochlea." says Ken 1.
"Yeah...but Centipede never had 'sexy time' with me." says Hide clone.
"Huh? Centipede was confused enough the first time. Seeing a fat Hide was quite the treat." says Ken 1.
"Lets let the kakuja out and let him decide tomorrow's fate." says Hide clone.
"HEH!? Last time I wasnt able to go back to normal. If I-Once I go back to Bug life...my career is over." says Ken 1 uneasily.
"Centipede has fun conversations. Not boring mopey normalcy." says Hide clone.
"Its not like they dont know. Centipede might beable to appear but he hasnt seen Hide since taking us to ghoul jail. Centipede sorta knows he is part of the doves yet no sane ghoul killer would allow an appearance." says Ken 1.
"No sane ghoul killer would allow 2 ghouls to be left alone to do as they please." says Hide clone.
"Centipede will knock over the beakers." says Ken 1.
"Flaws and more flaws. I dont wanna pull a Yuno but he deserves to see if I gained a kakuja form. Fat ghouls are as rare as kakuja." says Hide clone.
"Yet you want to get eaten by me. EATEN IN THE HUMAN FOOD SENSE!" says Ken 1.
"If real me can have fun with kakuja you, so can I." mutters Hide clone.
Ken 1 sighed unsure of the factors tomorrow would bring if Centipede attempts to flee. He did come here as Centipede but that doesnt mean Centipede would try to fight anyone. Juuzous on the level of ghouls yet he hasnt been around much. Nor the quinx.
"This isnt how I envisioned Centipede reappearing. Sure we are the ghoul side of quinx but Centipede almost landed me a kill or be killed death penalty." thinks Ken 1 eyeing Hide clone.
"Did Murmur spark something in your head? Sure, I was up to doing a threesome on a dontation perspective and eating you will let Hide come back...Envisioning a comeback bug life didnt include alone time moments. He comes out when its kill or be killed not when the spouse wants one on one time." mutters Ken 1.
"I didnt mean you were boring. I wanted to spice things up and you only have your puppy child ego." says Hide clone awkwardly.
"Ditch mopey side for puppy man child? Atleast bug kakuja me knows what to expect." says Ken 1.
"It'll be our secret." says Hide clone.
"Until he breaks everything." mutters Ken 1.
"Its pretty sweet being like you but Centipede was the first to eye the outcome so...he does need to see present me." says Hide clone.
Ken cursed to himself before straightening so he could find a part of the lab away from the beakers and viles. No matter how many times he told Hide\Hide clone, the quinx or Juuzou, Centipede is starvation mode not an alter ego.
Once he found the steel tables, Ken looked around for an even bigger space and sighing once more, let his kakuja armor slink out for a breather praying the elongated tentacles wouldnt smash everything. Precautions is mandatory yet kakuja's didnt care about what wasnt theres for the taking.
If word gets out and Haise hears or sees them, Hide clone is to blame. No further questions and let the kakuja have a life too. Ken 1 hates doing what puts him in the slammer but guesses it's better now than around the doves. For Hide clones sake, this better go well.
Time felt slowed down as Hide awaited the telltale sign Centipede appeared. Hide clone momentarily forgot how Centipede screeched like a banchie in his cycle over the missing muscle and skin the original Hide let him dig into. He may have found a nightmare from the chaos and unlike his real self, clone looked like a zombie that ditched his cell and the drawing pad when saying anything. If Centipede saw real him at about 300lbs, would seeing this him make a difference?
"Uhhh...Cccccenti-pede?" wonders Hide clone, "If its any consolation, you need to face your friendship filled nightmares."
Silence with minor sounds.
"This was a bad idea given our food supply." says Hide clone.
As the minutes went by, the shelves and tables filled with beakers, viles and substances that were being worked on began shaking. Once the vibrations stopped, he heard sounds of tables being ripped from their places and rearranged into a bed by a few or more.
'Hiiiiiiiideeeeee, the fuck are we doing in the enemy's lab? Its fucked up being reminded that these so called reapers can kill as they please and take ghouls to create more ghouls to form weapons.' says Centipede.
"I was the one that wanted kids remember?" wonders Hide clone.
"I didn't think it would be approved with me being hell on earth and you-WHATS UP WITH YOUR FACE? Am I being punked again? No way in hell my Hide switched for pastry lover turned human flesh eating kabob." says Centipede coming around to where he and Hide clone were.
"Errrrr..." says Hide clone.
"My Hide is long gone so my normal wants peace self mustve eaten some of-"
"Centipede, Yuki and Yuno wanted me to look more like your Hide and ended up with zombie appearance." mumbles Hide clone.
"The crazies who assumed the role as parents?" wonders Centipede.
"You already have 1 kid thanks to them and you just missed Murmur." says Hide clone.
"If there's noone to murder, why call upon me? I already had a tokyo buffet so why make up devilxangel time? Normal me not good enough now? You want bloody shredded skin? Nice feasting but after original Hide, its debatable." says Centipede frowning.
