Raw May 18, 2009

I walked into the locker-room to see Maryse and Eve, once again no Michelle.

"No Michelle?" I ask.

"With Taker." Eve says.

"I'm worried about her." Maryse says

"Why?" Eve asks.

"Cause she broke up with Cena only a little bit over a week ago, and now she is spending tons of time with Taker."

"But-"

"Maybe it's good for her." I add.

"Why?" Maryse asks.

"Taker's ex-wife cheated on him. He understands what she's going through."

"Oh. I didn't know that. You may be right."

"I am right."

"Right about what?" Michelle asks from the door

"About not competing tonight because of the huge bruise on my back."

"Yeah you shouldn't compete tonight; it's pretty bad. I'll be in catering." She leaves.

"Nice coverup." Eve says

"Shut up."

In Legacy's Locker-room

"I'm supposed to keep an eye on Taker and Michelle?" Ted asks.

"Yup" Randy replies.

"Why?"

"Cause we want to know what's going on between them."

"Why me?"

"Cause you're good at spying." I say.

"How long have you been there?" Randy asks.

"The entire time."

"How's your back?"

"Better, but I'm still not competing."

"That's probably for the best."

"Yeah probably."

"You think you can by next week?"

"Probably. Who's your next feud?"

"Cena" he rolls his eyes.

"Great. I'm supposed to have an opening segment with you guys."

"You'll be fine."

"Yeah cause you're gonna be there."

"I'm gonna leave now." Ted says.

"Bye Ted."

"Bye."

"So how's Michelle doing?" Randy asks.

"I don't know. I only saw her for a second when she stopped by the locker-room."

"Did she say anything?"

"Just that she agreed with me about my back."

"Oh. You ought talk to Taker about it"

"Maybe. Just maybe."

The Segment

I know I want that girl so bad
I lie awake at night
And think of all the things that I would do
With a girl like that…

I walk down to the ring and grab a microphone.

"I'm come out here with bad news." I say. "I won't be competing this week, but what's even worse is that Morgan's once again out of action for months."

Some people cheer about that.

"Maryse can compete, and, sadly, Piggy James can too."

Your time is up, my time is now
You can't see me, my time is now
It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin now
You can't see me, my time is now!..

John runs down to the ring and is handed a microphone. Spoiled ass.

"Marissa, stop picking on Mickie to make yourself look better." he says.

"Oh please. I already look better without picking her. I know she's your favorite Diva, but I didn't she needed you to stand up for her."

"I'm surprised you came out here since you're 'unable to compete'."

"I would slap you for that, but it would be a waste of my time. Instead I'll let some else just beat you up."

"Because you're a spoiled little b-"

I hear voices in my head
They council me
They understand
They talk to me…

Randy joins us in the ring, and I hand him a microphone.

"I knew you wanted to get a shot at me, Cena, but I didn't think you'd go as low as verbally insulting my girlfriend." Randy says.

"Um...she has no reason to pick on Mickie like she is."

"Is that why you came out here? Piggy should be able to defend herself."

"Now you're doing it too. You two are such assholes."

"I take being called an asshole as a complement."

John lunges for Randy and they start to brawl. Piggy (Mickie) runs down to the ring to get John; I'm trying to get Randy. They are finally separated when some referees help. John's nose is bloody. Randy's lip is bloody too. John and Piggy head towards the back with two referees while Randy and I remain in the ring with the other two.

I yell to Mickie. "This your fault, Piggy!"

I wrap my arms around Randy while the referees check on him. He shoves the referees aside and picks me up and carries me to the back. Once we get to the back, Randy puts me down.

"You went a little overboard." I say.

"I know." He replies.

"Are you okay?"

"I'm fine."

"Okay." I interlace my fingers with his.

He and I are done for the night so we head towards the locker-rooms. Michelle stops us.

"That made me feel a lot better, Randy. Thanks." She says.

"No problem. I believe in justice." he replies.

"Marissa, did you hear about what happened between the Bellas and Melina?"

"No," I reply. "what happened?"

"Melina said she thought it was funny that John cheated on me, and the Bellas disagreed with her and she got pissed off. And in the end, the Bellas slapped her and left the group."

"Oh. How did you know?"

"I watched them slap her and asked what happened."

"So are you not mad at them anymore?"

"Nope."

Maryse and Eve had a match later in the night and won. Now I just gotta go to SmackDown without wrestling.