Extreme Rules: June 7, 2009

I walked into the arena with my earbuds in listening to Nickelback. It was getting me pumped for the Lumberjill match tonight. Someone covered my eyes with their hands. I could tell it was Randy. I smiled.

"Let me guess." He said. "Nickelback."

"Of course." I stop the music. "It's my jam."

"Always has been. I'll guess the song. Um...the "Next Contestant"."

"Yeah." I smile. "I love that song."

"It's me when any guy is an asshole to you." He puts his arm around me.

"I know. It makes me happy to know you wouldn't put up with people's shit."

"And it makes me happy that you are okay with that."

We walk to Legacy's locker-room, that's where the others except Michelle are.

This is what we get when we enter:

"The lovebirds are here." Maryse says.

"Oh stop it, Ryse." Ted says. "Marissa is already has enough to deal with today."

"Sorry, Rissa."

"It's fine, Ryse." I reply.

"So…" Cody says. "Eve and I have something to say."

"Cody's a woman. I told you guys." I say. "Just kidding, Codes. Continue on."

"We're dating." Eve says.

Ryse, Ted (who I still haven't given a nickname), Randy (who tells me his nickname is Champ), and I share a look.

"What?" the four of us say at the same time.

"We're-" Cody starts.

"We heard you guys, Cody, but why? How?" Randy speaks up.

"Well when you and Marissa started dating, Eve and I started talking more and more, and we kind of just got together."

"Okay then."

We all sit and talk strategy for a while before Randy and I ditch and go for Catering.

In Catering, Randy and I end up sitting with Nikki and Dolph, who I don't know well.

"You ready to fight Beth tonight?" Nikki asks me.

"She ought to be. She's been training for it with me all week." Randy says.

"I heard you two went pretty intense with your training." Dolph says.

"Those rumors are true." I say. "Eight hours everyday."

"Um...isn't that Beth and Michelle? Together?"

"No, Dolph. That's Natalya." Nikki says.

"Oh, sorry."

"So…" I say. "the Lumberjill match is after this match(Jericho vs. Mysterio for the IC Title) we should get going."

"Yeah." Nikki says. "Bye Babe. Bye, Randy."

I kiss Randy. "Be nice. Don't scare the crap out of him."

"Wouldn't dream of it."

Lumberjill match for the WWE Women's Championship.

I can tell you're feelin' me

The way you looking at me

Won't ya come and let me see

Just how you diggin' on me…

"The following contest is a Lumberjill match and is for the WWE Women's Championship!"Justin Roberts announces. "Introducing first the Lumberjills!"

All the Divas except me and Beth enter and surround the ring.

(Glamazon plays)

"Introducing the challenger, from Buffalo, New York, the Glamazon, Beth Phoenix!"

Beth walks down to the ring and everyone waits expectantly for me.

I know I want that girl so bad

I lie awake at night

And think of all the things that I would do

With a girl like that…

I walk down to the ring with my title and ,to support Randy, a Legacy t-shirt on me.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

The match starts and I give the referee my title. Beth launches me into a corner. She starts beating on me and the official has to force her off. I give her a cheap shot and she rolls out of the ring.

Michelle, Eve, Maryse, and the Bellas go after her. Nikki and Maryse pull her hair while the other three beat on her. They then roll her in. I go for the pin.

1..2..

She still hasn't kicked out, so I look to see what the distraction is. It's Natalya. Eve and Maryse run over to pull her off the apron. This causes a huge brawl between all the Lumberjills. This distracts me so Beth goes for a rollup.

1..2..kickout!

Beth and I go back and forth with right hands until someone shouts her name...I think. We both are confused.

"Beth!" Natalya shouts and points to Layla, Alicia, and Michelle.

"What the fuck?" I hear Beth mutter.

We both try to not be distracted. It works until Layla and Alicia sneak behind Beth. I mouth look out to her, but when she turns around the two hit her with chairs.

They look at something behind me. I duck right before Michelle swings her chair at me. I take the opportunity to do a Double Picture Perfect on Layla and Alicia. Everyone else is down. Just me and Michelle face to face.

"What is this?" I ask.

"Something I should've done a long time ago." She hits me with the chair.

A/n: Expect the sequel, Ready to Change, soon. Thanks everybody who reviewed, favorited, or followed.