Author's note: Hi, I try to make a new chapter every day. Anyway I rated this K+ because some of the things that Calvin says or does might give kids ideas for a way to create mayhem in their homes. Also, I will start calling Professor McGonagall as P.M. to save time.

Calvin walked out to meet Professor McGonagall who was waiting outside his house.

"Are you ready Calvin?" she asked. "Also what is your last name? I need it for the register."

Calvin replied, " I am Calvin the Bold, Calvin, Boy … of destiny, or President of G.R.O.S.S. Whichever you prefer."

Professor McGonagall sighed. " I will just call you Calvin."

"How will we get there? Brooms? Magic carpet? Dragons?" Calvin questioned excitedly.

"Apparation." P.M. said.

They apparated to Diagon Alley, quickly bought the quills and ink, his cauldron, his owl that he named troublemaker, and went to get his wand.

"Ah, Hello 'Boy of Destiny'. I expected you to come after I heard from other shopkeepers that you were here." The shopkeeper said quietly.

"My name is Olivander."

" Ok, I am Calvin, Boy… of Destiny!" Calvin Proudly exclaimed.

"Yes I know you are. I must say I don't think that I have a wand that will suit you. But I can try. How about this one, Elm wood with a Dragon Heartstring core. Give it a wave." Calvin waved it and nothing happened.

"No that won't work. Try this one, Hornbeam with Unicorn tail hair Core." Calvin waved it and it caught fire. "Well, that never happened before. Do you have anything magical that you would like to offer for a wand?"

Calvin thought, then pulled a strip of cardboard that was part of his duplicator/ time machine / trasmogrifier. " Will this work?" Calvin asked.

Olivander took it and studied it. " For anyone else I would say no, but this seems to store magic from those with large imaginations. I have never seen anything like this. I will try this. Do you have a preference of wood?"

"No…" Calvin said slowly.

" How about Acacia wood. Come back in a few minutes, the Wand should be ready then."

"Ok." Calvin walked out. "What next?"

They went and got his books and a trunk to hold it all. The trunk was given an expansion charm so it could hold almost anything. He then went to get his robes and bumped into a messy haired boy with glasses.

"Whoops, my bad." Said the boy. " I didn't see you there."

"It's ok. I'm Calvin, Boy… of Destiny!" Calvin introduced himself.

" Oh… Hi… I'm Harry Potter." The boy said cautiously.

"WHAT! We're cousins! I can't believe I'm meeting you finally!" Calvin exclaimed.

" What? I only have one cousin. A jerk named Dudley." Harry said angrily.

" No my mom was your Aunt Petunia's sister. I'm Your Cousin." Calvin said calmly.

"Well Calvin, I'm glad I have at least some family that cares about me." Harry said, gratitude written across his face.

" Well I'll see you at school." Calvin said. Wait, am I EXCITED for school?!

Calvin went back to Olivanders to get his wand. He gave it a wave and orange and red light spilled out.

"Yes, this will definitely work." Olivander was called over by another customer and Calvin left with P.M. and when he got home noticed that his wand handle looked like a tiger.