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Calvin and Hobbes sat down at the Gryffindor table and the stared at the empty plates. As Professor began to speak, Calvin asked a student where all the food was. The student's twin piped up. "Just wait till Dumbledore is done and then the food will appear. I'm Fred by the way, and he's George."
The other twin then exclaimed, "No, I'm Fred. He's George."
"We also..."
"Have the habit..."
"Of finishing..."
"Each other's sentences."
"So who's George?" Hobbes asked.
"He is." They both said whole pointing to each other.
Dumbledore finished and food appeared on the plates. After they ate, they went up to the Gryffindor dormitories. In the way they met Peeves the poltergeist. When Percy couldn't get rid of Peeves, Calvin used his trasmogrifier gun to change Peeves into a Toad. As peeves hopped off, Calvin hurredly explained that it would wear off by the next day.
They went into the common room and Calvin found himself trapped by Fred and George.
"How did you do that?" Fred asked.
"My trasmogrifier gun. You want me to make you one?" Calvin explained.
"Yes, of course we want one." George answered.
Calvin trasmogrified a fallen coal into another trasmogrifier gun and gave it to Fred.
"That should do it. The trasmogrification should last 24 hours." Calvin explained.
They all went to bed awaiting the next day.
For Calvin, the easiest class was history of magic. He just brought a tape recorder to class each day, turned it on, and went to sleep. All he had to do was wake up for the next class. Calvin quickly gained Flitwick's favor by giving him a chair that could change it's height. In transfiguration Calvin asked if he could use his tradmogrifier gun and was told to try to use his wand. Calvin after finding that it was just like his trasmogrifier gun, quickly changed his match into a needle, earning Professor McGonagall's respect, and other students' admiration. Quirrel's class was a joke and everybody knew it. Calvin after hearing about Quirrel's run in with a zombie, Calvin used his trasmofrufier gun to turn Quirrel into one. Calvin then trasmogrified the desk surface into a mirror. Quirrel looked down and shrieked so loud that Filch ran in to see if anyone was dying.
After every day when Calvin came to the common room Hobbes pounced, tackling Calvin and sending them all the way down the hall. Argus Filch was unlucky and was in the way one day and was hit by Calvin and Hobbes as they flew down the hall. Calvin set up a cerebral enhancer and always got his homework done. Ron and Harry were baffled by this.
"Calvin, how do you finish all this work on time?" Ron asked.
"I have a cerebral enhancer. It makes me super smart so I am able to finish my homework." Calvin explained.
"Could we use it?" Harry asked.
"No." Calvin replied. "I can only use it once a day so only I can use it."
The worst class by far was potions. After Professor Snape picked on Harry for a while, Calvin got tired of it and change Snape's chalkboard to a picture of Snape hung upside down over a boiling cauldron. Snape was not amused but it got his attention off of Harry.
"Calvin, was that you?" Seamus asked. "Did you put that picture there? And where is the chalkboard?"
After 5 minutes of searching for the chalkboard Snape went to get Filch. As soon as Snape left, Calvin changed the Chalkboard back. Filch walked in with Snape saw the chalkboard and suggested that Snape should see madam Pomfrey. When they started making potions, Snape just wouldn't stop praising Malfoy so Calvin trasmogrified Malfoy's potion into a cauldron of vinegar and baking soda, making such a mess that even Snape couldn't praise Malfoy for the rest of class. Calvin walked back to the common room, said the password, and moved to the side just as Hobbes can shooting out of the hatch. Hobbes soared down the hall and into Professor Flitwick.
Flitwick told Hobbes that if he crashed into him one more time that year, he would be turned into a rug.
"Maybe you shouldn't try to tackle me all the time." Calvin said smugly as Hobbes trudged into the common room. Harry then ran in with Ron trailing close behind.
"Calvin, did you read the paper? It says here that there was a break in at Gringots vault! Apparently nothing was stolen! Hagrid and I went and took something out of the vault before they broke in! I think that the person who broke into Gringots was trying to steal whatever Hagrod took out!" Harry said worriedly.
Calvin said. "I read that already. Nothing was stolen. There was no problem. It's fine. Let's just go to sleep." They did but Harry couldn't stop wondering about the break in.