ROBIN'S POV
What HAPPENED last night? I woke up in a pool of drool, sweat, and liquor with two fingers broken. The roster was also missing. Strange. I picked myself off the floor and assessed my condition more thoroughly. I could walk, but my throat was on fire, like some dragon made a nest in there.
I made it up to the third floor when I met Lucina, who was out of breath and red-faced. When she saw me, her eyes widened. "My gods, he did not!" That's when it all came back in pieces. "Oh gods, I told him." I said, and my recollection tumbled out of my mouth. Her mouth hung open for a minute. "That means he'll be-" That's when Chrom appeared at the end of the hallway.
"I see you're awake now. There are better places to take a nap on the ground you know. There are also better places to take naps then on MY DAUGHTER!" He practically screamed. Lucina's mouth opened in a mixture of shock and outrage. "You think… you thought?!" she said, blood rising to her face and she put a hand on Falchion.
"Easy, Luce. Don't topple your father. Yet." I said, trying to lighten the mood with a joke. It went over like a loud fart at a funeral. Instead, Chrom turned back to me. "Oh, so now you call her 'Luce'? Do you call her that when-" Lucina cut him off there. "I am done speaking to you. Goodbye." Then she turned around and walked away, leaving me to my own devices.
Chrom strode towards me, one hand on Falchion's hilt. It's hotter when Lu- I mean, it was very frightening when either of them did it. Instead of gutting me like a fish, however, He stopped about an inch away from me, and punched me in the nose. I recoiled as blood spurted all over my face. Attractive. "Now that all my stress is gone…" Chrom said, looking as if all his stress was NOT gone, he smoothed down his shirt.
"So, I just have one more piece of business." He began, "Well, actually a few." He looked me dead in the eye. "If you break her heart I will break you." I nodded, knowing full well he could. "Two, if you go down on her once before marriage, I will break you." He said. Necessary, but I nodded all the same, praying that my nose would clot soon. "Third and final: No alcohol. Last night was an… exception." He said with a sly grin.
I nodded and walked off to find Lissa or any other healer. "oh, and Robin?" Chrom called from across the hall. I turned to look at him. He was grinning. "Enjoy courting my daughter. You have my blessing." Laughing as much as my probably broken nose allowed, I walked away.
Jack's Corner
T for Teen, folks. T for Teen. Anyways, nothing much this chapter. Robin shook off his hangover pretty quick, and he seemed relatively fine after having his nose broken in 7 places. x3 Anyways, double update due to lateness, so enjoy!
