Kevin's POV
"Here's the cactus dork." I said as I soon stepped out of the bus and saw double dork passed by with a lot of pillows.
"Thank you, Kevin. But can you please hold unto it for a few more minutes." He said as he is having a hard time carrying the pillows on his hands. The fuck, those are a lot of pillows, I couldn't even count how many.
"Sure." I said and as I was starting to walk away from the waiting area, he called me. And I don't even fucking know why I fucking stopped and looked back at him.
"What is it double dweeb?" I annoyingly asked with a frown. He fidgeted and hesitated for a while but he looked me straight in the eyes. I don't fucking know why I can't hate him. Even if I fucking forced myself to hate him, I really can't do it.
"Pardon my curiousness Kevin but I just want to ask you what were you doing with my cactus?" He asked. Is he not even tired of carrying those fucking pillows? I'm sure it's that dorky Eddy making him do this. I just fucking hate that guy.
"Oh, yeah. I haven't asked permission from the real owner right? Well, I just want a thorn from your fucking cactus because Nat is pissing me off again at practice." I answered. I don't fucking know why I just said to him the real reason. I could have lied but those fucking words just came out of my mouth.
"Oh dear, I have no idea that Nat would sometimes irritate you Kevin. But do not do bad things on others or you will also have your own consequence in due time." He said. Did he just fucking lecture me?
"Yeah, sure dweeb. Just get the cactus at my house when you're free." I said and started walking again.
"Yes, I'll definitely get Jim after." He replied and continued walking. So this cactus has its own fucking name?
I was staring at the fucking cactus for the whole afternoon and I still don't fucking know why I can't seem to hate the beanie dork. Sure Ed is annoying as hell and so is that dorky Eddy with his fucking useless and worthless scams. But I don't know why I can't seem to hate the double dweeb. Maybe I'll start to hate him tomorrow at school.
As I was lost in my thought, I haven't noticed Nazz came inside the house. I was just sitting in the living room staring at Jim the cactus.
"Hey Kev." Nazz said that caught my attention and made my heart beat a little faster.
"Hey Nazz. Whatha' doin here?" I asked her as she sat beside me on the couch. There's still hesitation in the words I speak but I still said it.
"Nothing much. Just want to ask if you have done the assignment." She said.
"Yeah. It was easy as hell." I said to her.
"Is that double d's cactus?" She asked as soon as she saw the cactus on the table.
"Yeah." I answered. "Nat was being a prick earlier at practice."
"But I thought you hate the Eds."
"I do."
"But it looks like you don't hate double d." She said that caught me off guard. I don't hate him? But I hate the Eds, all three of them.
I was about to give Nazz a reply when I hear the doorbell ring. I went to the door and saw double dweeb standing.
"Greetings Kevin. I came here to pick up my pet cactus?" He said.
"Pet? But that's a plant?" I said giving him a weird look.
"With all due respect Kevin but people has their own choices on what to be their pet. And I prefer a cactus than an animal to be my pet." He said with his arms crossed.
"Yeah... Yeah... Whatever double dweeb. Just let me get your cactus." I said and went to get his cactus. Nazz was there sitting with a grin on her face.
"You really don't hate him Kevin." She said.
"Yeah, whatever Nazz." I said and gave the cactus back to its rightful owner.
The double dweeb bid farewell after getting his cactus and said something to it. It's a fucking cactus! It can't understand a word.
After that, Nazz also left and I was left in the house.
Yeah... Sorry for the delay guys... I have no idea you would read this... XD