Hello my cutiepies? *cricket sound...* Never mind that. Onwards with the show!

Kagome/Kirito's pov

I grabbed hold of the nearest tree branch and swung myself onto. I giggled softly to myself as I watched Tonpa land face first onto the floor. I had to pinch myself to prevent me fro bursting out in laughter. Making myself comfortable on the branch, I though to myself, wondering if I should pull a prank on Tonga-San or not. Heck with it, why not? Raising my hand, I gathered some wind and blasted it at Tonga-san. By the way, he just managed to stand up.

(a/n: KAgome/Kirito, as the kuroneko, is abe to control fire and wind aka air. Or at least for wait kay? BTW, let me know if you guys want me to add something or remove something. )

Tonpa fell back onto the ground, face first. I covered my month and tried to stifle my laughter. This process continued a few times. I stopped counting after the third time. Tonpa-san got up, I controlled the air and push him back down, he stood up again and you know? I yawned. Who a guy this old like him, he sure is stupid. Finally, after what seemed like forever, Tompa-san stopped getting up. He stayed on the ground grumbling something. I decided it was time for me to make my grand entrance.

I giggled softly and leaped of the tree branch, landing not beside, not behind, or in front of Tonpa-san. But on top of him. Remember how I told you guys about him sitting on the ground and whining like a baby, okay maybe no whining but you get my point.

I landed on top of Tonpa and Tonpa, unfortunately once again landed face first onto the cold, hard ground. Not very hard anymore since Tonpa had been bashing his head into it the whole time. I decided to not be so evil and leaped off Tonpa. He stayed on the ground for some time before finally sitting up again.

I watched as Tonpa-san glanced around his surroundings while rubbing his red and bruised fore-head.

"Awake now mister?" I said out loud with my beautiful smirk on my face. Tonpa-san's head snapped towards me. I swear, that was the quickest 180-degree turn I have ever seen so far. Tonpa noticed me and his eyes widened immdiately. Cool! His eyes are almost as big as his nose, not that big yet, but almost there. "You know, I don't like you, you don't like me so lets have a deal. I will help you get your target's badge and you will give me your badge instead. How about that?"

Tonpa's pov

Who does this kid think he is. Out of the corner of my eye, I realise that it was the sam kid I was trying to find just now! He is also that annoying kid for was not poisoned by my latex! Oh well, he is just a kid. I can take him on.

*TIME SKIP*
Kagome/Kirito's pov

ALRIGHT! I got Tonga-San's badge. Well, you wanna know how? JUST sweetly smile at him and when you open your eyes, stare straight into his as if you were trying to stare into his soul. Then, ask very very VERY 'sweetly' if you could have his badge and remember to giggle cutely afterwards. BUT most importantly, whisper into his arms about how you are going to tear his limbs off one by one after you fed him with his own latex juice and also how you are going to chop him into little cubes and feed hi to the dogs and cats. Oh and also giggle cutely after that. Must leave a good impression of course.

That should do the trick. Tonga-San will hand over his badge. After he does that, thank him, yes, cutely and knock him out. Hang him onto a broken tree branch like how you would hang your jacket and leave him there. IF these does not work, you can aways just kill him right there and dig out his number plate too. So anyways, I gotten my target's badge and have to now protect it for four and a half day. Yeah. Soon happy. I am now walking by the stream. It is currently 12 noon, aka the hottest time of the day.

Ok I actually have no idea if it is twelve or not but just think as if is was twelve kay? As usually, my earphones were plugged in and I was listening to... EXO's wolf.(a/n: Any EXO fans out there? Yes? No? Let me know PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!)

"Geurae WOLF Naega WOLF Awuuu Ah saranghaeyo Nan neukdaego neon minyeo!" I sang softly to the beats of the song, dancing to the song too. Who cares about being seen? I mean I am in the middle of a freaking forest! I was just walking through the woods with no objectives or any place in mind. Speaking of mind, my mind drifted off to neverland, thinking about someone I remember seeing somewhere...
"Gosh I am bored. Is there literally nothing to do around here? Can someone please give something to do?" I grumbled under my breath. I flicked Tonpa-san's badge up into the sky. Watching the number 16 on the badge glistened in the sunlight, i sighed. The small voice in the back of my head is shouting at me, telling me to keep the badge properly and hid it, but I am too lazy anyways. Suddenly, I caught sight a familiar shade of white.

Spinning my head quickly, I saw that white shade of hair again. "Is that... Killua?" Squinting my eyes, I questioned myself. "Killua!" I exclaimed after confirming that it was indeed Killua. It is embarrassing to call someone and end up mistaking them for some else. I ran towards Killua, or rather, aiming for his fluffy white hair. Killua heard me and turned towards me. His blue eyes only managed to widened for a second before I pounced onto him. Giggling as I crushed Killua with my weight, I said, "whatssup? Killua-kun?"