Takes Place In: Yuki-Onna, during main storyline
Idea Created By: Acidika and How-Not-To-Do-Something
General Theme: Smut, Canon Info
Central Characters: Yuuki Darkwood, Lucky Lady
Rating: M
Note: This is the official rendition of the in-story fanfic that Yuuki read about her and the humanoid version of Lucky Lady in Chapter 38 of Yuki-Onna.
Yuuki couldn't sleep, tossing and turning restlessly until she growled in frustration and sat upright. Her six eyes scanned the dark of her room, unaffected by the lack of light, as she sighed in annoyance. She wasn't sleeping tonight, that was for sure.
As she was about to stand up, she heard a chuckle from near her desk, and she turned her head to find a dark clad figure sitting at her darkened computer, facing her.
"Relax, I'm not a stranger, my dear." The figure was female, with a surprisingly thick Russian accent, just like her father's. Upon closer inspection, Yuuki noticed that she was literally black-skinned. Black like Quinque Steel, or oil.
"How do I know you?" Yuuki demanded, keeping her voice low to not wake up her father... or her mother, who liked her sleep.
"You're the one that gave me my name." The Russian woman chuckled. "I'm Lucky Lady, your Mosin Nagant Model 91/30."
"But you're... human." Yuuki didn't understand what was going on. This woman claimed to be her rifle... which was ridiculous.
"I'm a gun, I'm not all knowing." Lucky Lady chuckled again. "I've been watching over you for a while now... Having trouble sleeping?"
"You do realize how strange this conversation is, right?" Yuuki commented as she nodded her head.
"I can help you relax enough to get some sleep." Lucky Lady's voice was dripping with a husky seductiveness that made Yuuki squirm slightly.
"You're saying you would have sex with me..."
"No, not would..." Lucky Lady stood up, just as a gap in the clouds outside Yuuki's balcony window shone the moonlight right onto her nude form. "Will."
Yuuki's eyes went wide as she scanned Lucky Lady's gorgeous body; both of her arms had her quote engraving tattoo'd from her wrist to her shoulder, in all three languages. Her hair was silver, like her eyes, giving her a rather Dark Elf-like appearance with her gorgeous midnight onyx skin and very perky silver nipples. Adorning her upper chest near her throat was her name, in gold, reaching from shoulder to shoulder, in elegant cursive writing, like the silvery quote adorning both of her arms.
"I'm stronger than I look." Yuuki frowned, forcing herself to stare Lucky Lady in the eyes and not at her beautiful body.
"Physically... or mentally?" Lucky Lady teased as she reached the bed and started to lean over Yuuki. "I know you better than you think, my dear Yuuki."
"I highly doubt th... Mmph!" Yuuki began, but Lucky Lady reached around the back of her head and pulled her into an intimate kiss, silencing her defiant comment in an instant.
Yuuki struggled to resist, but somehow found her strength utterly failing her. Her thighs were unconsciously clenching together, as were her fingers in the bed sheets as Lucky Lady's tongue danced inside her mouth with her own.
"Why would I hurt you? I'm your rifle, I'm meant to protect you. And that means I should care about your health and well being." Lucky Lady smirked as she pulled her mouth away from Yuuki, connected with a thin trail of their saliva. "So... you have too much clothing on right now."
"Don't you dare..." Yuuki glared at her smirking face, grabbing her wrists in warning.
"I wasn't planning anything, merely observing." Lucky Lady chuckle for a moment as she slowly relaxed her hands until Yuuki released her wrists. "I can assist you, if you'd like."
Yuuki's cheeks went pink, but she allowed Lucky Lady to drag the hem of her tank top up her stomach, over her tits and off her shoulders, then tossed it aside herself as Lucky Lady slid her hands underneath Yuuki's ass to pull her short pajama shorts off her legs.
"What's this? No panties?" Lucky Lady teased as she chuckled into Yuuki's shoulder before planting a loving kiss to her collarbone. "You naughty girl..."
"Says the one that was already naked before me." Yuuki countered, but Lucky Lady hummed in amusement.
"Says the one that doesn't realize clothes are non-existent for a rifle."
Yuuki couldn't come up with another snappy comeback this time, tensing as Lucky Lady's hands palmed her boobs, lifting them up as if to weight and appraise them. Her fingers were surprisingly cold against her skin.
"Relax, leave it all to me, my dear." Lucky Lady lowered her mouth to Yuuki's rigid nipples and gave them a gentle lick, both for only a split second, each tiny contact causing her to gasp sharply at her frigid tongue.
Yuuki's fingers were clenched in the bed sheets again, her claws unconsciously extending as Lucky Lady continued to tease her tits with her fingers and tongue for a few more minutes until sliding one hand down Yuuki's tensed, rigid six pack abs to slow down as her questing fingers passed her navel.
"You're not helping me relax, you smartass." Yuuki growled through her teeth, very pent up and frustrated by the teasing she was receiving.
"Method to the madness, you big baby." Lucky Lady lowered her gaze for a moment, then seductively stared into Yuuki's solid blue glowing eyes. "When I'm done, you'll be dumber than a post."
"Put your money where your mouth..." Yuuki challenged, but Lucky Lady slid one finger across her sensitive entrance and elicited a sharp gasp from Yuuki, ending her cocky challenge.
"Oh, my dear, I intend to do just that..." Lucky Lady smirked as she teasingly licked Yuuki's nipple. "Momentarily."
Yuuki was panting for breath, unable to reply or resist as Lucky Lady crawled backwards seductively, flaunting her ass in the air as she trailed a dozen kisses down Yuuki's stomach until reaching her slit and briefly smirking before extending her silvery tongue and beginning her task of pleasuring Yuuki into utter stupidity.
Within just a few minutes, Yuuki was tightly gripping the top of Lucky Lady's head, gasping and moaning constantly as Lady licked and teased her with coy kisses and breaths of cool air. She had her legs spread open, one hanging over the side of her bed, the other with her knee raised over Lady's shoulder with her foot resting on her upper back. She was panting for breath, unable to string a sentence together from her raging waves of pure pleasure coursing through her body.
"I told you... dumber than a post." Lady briefly took her mouth away from Yuuki's dripping entrance to tease her. "And I'm not anywhere near finished yet either."
Yuuki was practically blubbering, she'd already been lost to the lust fueled haze, her six gazes rolling back into her head as she locked up with the incoming rush of her release.
"C'mon, eyes on me, that's it, good girl." Lady somehow seemed to know exactly where Yuuki's gaze was directed as she blearily brought her humanoid rifle back into focus. "I have a surprise for you, think you're up for it?"
"What... kind of surprise?" Yuuki panted for breath, watching as Lady rose onto her knees, rather proudly brandishing her rigid cock between her legs. "I am not sucking you off." That was her only condition to the rather unexpected display.
"Perks of being a bolt-action." Lady chuckled before crawling over Yuuki again and using one hand to guide herself into Yuuki's entrance. "I'll start slow."
And so she did. Yuuki was biting her lip, her wrists linked around the back of Lady's neck as she slowly worked into a steady pace. It felt amazing, such a perfect shape and size for her.
"So tell me... Am I better as a lesbian, or with my bolt?" Lucky Lady spoke into Yuuki's ear when she rested her chin onto her shoulder.
"Does it even... matter?" Yuuki hummed with pleasure. "I've had my hands all over you, it's only fair you get free reign of me in return."
"'When you stare into the scope, the scope stares back.'" Lady spoke in a sagely tone, then elaborated. "What I mean by that, is I've seen into your eyes, I've felt what you feel, I know what you like... and what you don't. So, there's a few things I simply refuse to do to you. Ever."
"So my rifle's a philosopher... Mmmmm, right there!" Yuuki groaned lovingly as Lady shifted slightly inside of her, sending a fresh wave of pleasure up her spine.
"I do more than shoot bullets, my dear." Lady smirked as Yuuki gasped with surprise. "As you're acutely aware, of course."
"If you know so much about me, then you should know I'm not fragile. I can handle getting rough." Yuuki challenged with a coy smirk. "Unless you're too much of a peashooter for that..."
".308's a hefty caliber, my dear..." Lady countered before letting out a small chuckle. "If only I was still chambered in 7.62x54R... You wouldn't be making such cocky remarks."
Yuuki briefly considered what exactly she meant in reference to her caliber, but the next thing she knew, she was face down on the bed with Lady's hands on her hips, still steadily thrusting her full length inside of her quivering slit.
"Your Aunt Serenity did an amazing job with your tattoo, my dear. Too bad she isn't a gunsmith, I'd love to feel the hands of such a masterful artist working on my body." Lady languidly caressed her fingertips along the shape of Yuuki's iconic red spider tattoo. "Mmmmm... Beautiful body art on such a gorgeous girl, I just might misfire..."
"Not if I can help it!" Yuuki smirked as she pushed herself up from on her hands and knees, flattening her shoulders against Lady's slightly smaller bust while simultaneously reaching one hand to grab her caressing hand with her own, while the other went up to Lady's face and turned her briefly surprised expression towards her incoming kiss. "Mmmmmm..."
Now on her knees with Lady still intimately connected with her sex, she locked lips with her rifle, making sure that her fingers tangled into Lady's silver hair. Her other hand guided Lady's trapped hand down to her enraged clit, which Lady understood the silent request to pleasure it.
Lady's left hand hadn't moved from Yuuki's hip, but idly began to teasingly trace the lines of the spiderwebs that curved around Yuuki's hip to reach mere inches away from her occupied slit. But, she started tracing another line in the erratic webbing, retreating away from the bombardment of sexual pleasure that was raging between Yuuki's flexing thighs.
Yuuki loved the synergy of Lady's roaming hand - which was now teasing the lines of her six pack - with her thrusting, and especially the feeling of Lady's trapped right hand completely obeying the guidance of her own right hand, leading her expert fingers to her most sensitive, knee-shaking, moan-inducing pleasure landmines like a trained minesweeper.
Lady's roaming left hand continued to rise towards Yuuki's heaving chest, briefly tracing the spiderwebs that extended under her right breast before fondling the same tit, which subtly created a loving embrace for her arms, yet another intimate, physical connection for them to share.
Lady could sense Yuuki's racing heartbeat, knowing that she was about to start increasing the pace for her impending climax. Sure, she herself might've had her caliber downsized, but that didn't mean she wasn't chambered in an undersized cartridge. She was still a formidable weapon.
Yuuki was almost at her limit, desperately working herself up to a frenzy pace. She was tightly gripping Lady's hair and hand, tensing her whole body as her finally came, her mind going blissfully blank.
The instant Yuuki's release struck her, she clamped down around Lady's length, trapping her entire shaft inside of herself right up to the hilt. The sudden squeezing also triggered Lady's own release, filling her with a blazing hot torrent of seed that lasted for several long, luxuriously intimate seconds as they both slowly lowered themselves from their raised position on their knees without breaking a single one of their numerous physical connections. They remained motionless, still in their close embrace as they came down from their orgasmic highs.
"Guess what?" Lucky Lady withdrew her mouth from Yuuki's with a growing smirk tugging at her lips.
"What?" Yuuki was panting heavily, so it took her a moment to reply.
"I just fired my first round, my dear... and I've got a five round internal box magazine, remember?" Lady whispered into Yuuki's ear with a cheeky grin all over her face. "So... I'm gonna need you to work my bolt for me. I am a bolt-action rifle, after all..."