"They're getting away, guys!" Nazz cried. Ed continued to run, crashing into and breaking a lamp post, a fire hidrent, a garage, and the fence. Rolf whisled and his pig, Wilfred, came running.
"Peel your onions, Ed boys and Bella girl, and cry!" Rolf called angrily, jumping on his pig, "There is no escaping the son of a sheppard!"
"Right behind you, man!" Kevin said, jumping on his bike and following. Sarah and Jimmy poked their heads out from around the corner of Sarah's house.
"Let's go see, Jimmy!" Sarah said, running forward, making her beret fall off. Jimmy frowned and nervously followed, taking off his pirate hat and throwing it on the ground. The two stood on the sidewalk as Ed ran by, still holding up the car with his friends inside. Following him were Kevin on his bike, Rolf on Wilfred, and Nazz on foot. Jimmy looked terrified.
"Yeowzers," Sarah grinned as a crash was heard, "What do you think they did this time, Jimmy?"
"Whatever it was, it must be worser than ever!" Jimmy said, smiling.
"I think I'm gonna be sick!" Edd yelled in the car.
"Not in my brother's car, you're not!" Eddy shouted angrily.
"I think we have more important problems, Eddy!" Bella yelled. Just then, a broken up Plank landed on the windsheild. Edd, Bella, and Eddy screamed fearfully, then Ed started. Ed started turning and almost crashed into Jonny, but steered out of the way just in time.
"Let 'em have it, buddy!" Jonny yelled at Plank. Rolf ran after the car on Wilfred, followed by Kevin on his bike. Ed jumped and landed on the fences on the Lane, a set of tires on each fence. Rolf finally caught up and was running behind them. He pulled on Wilfred's ears to make him go faster. The big squealed and ran quicker, making them be right behind the car. Eddy stuck his head out the window of the car, looking down at the tires on the fence.
"Gah! So much undone, unsaid!" Edd cried, "Mother and Father will be so annoyed!"
"Forget annoyed!" Bella yelled, "They'll be furioso!" Suddenly, Ed cried out in pain as Rolf bit down on his leg.
"They got me, guys!" Ed yelled, "I'm a goner!" His head started going through the hole in the bottom of the car, "Save yourselves! Don't forget about me!" Eddy turned to look at Ed's fingers, which were slipping off the edge of the car window one by one, "See ya!" Ed's fingers gave out and he fell out. Ed, Eddy, and Bella reached back and grabbed him.
"ED!" They yelled, pulling him away from Rolf. Ed's head hit the licence plate, which read 'DUDE' as his friends pulled him to semi-safety. Rolf struggled to hang on to Ed's leg, but ended up losing him. The car flew off the end of the fences.
"Curse you Ed-bo-" Before Rolf could finish yelling his threat, him and Wilfred crashed into the dumpster that Bella and the Eds had soared over. The car crashed through the trees with the four kids inside yelling loudly. They jumped over a gap and landed on the other side, driving through the iron fence of the junkyard. They stopped screaming as Ed pushed his feet back through the hole and began running again. He ran through the tall piles of trash. Kevin was waiting on his bike on one pile and spotted them coming.
Back in the Lane, Nazz was coasting along on her roller blades, panting. She went in a circle when she reached the end of the Lane and stopped. Jonny ran up, holding Plank in his hands and also panting. He looked around.
Back in the junkyard, Kevin crashed into the car's side on his bike, causing the four inside to start yelling again.
"Oh, help me!" Ed cried.
"Oh dear!" Edd yelled as they avoided a pile of trash, "Now what?!" Eddy looked out his window and saw Kevin a few feet away. He crashed into the car again.
"He's a maniac I tell ya!" Eddy yelled. Kevin crashed again, causing the car to serve in a circle. They drove up a pile of trash and ended going upside-down. Edd turned green and put a hand over his mouth while Eddy fell out Edd and Bella's window.
"Eddy!" Bella screamed as Felice, who was hiding under the seat, clung to the floor. The car fell on its side while Ed kept running, meaning Eddy had to run along side it while keeping his hands on the wheel. Kevin and Rolf raced after them.
"Run like worn stocking, Wilfred!" Rolf yelled at his pig ride. Ed quickly spun the wheel, reeling Eddy back in and making him get tangled up. Ed crashed through the fence on the other end of the junkyard, bringing it with him. They crashed into what was so far made on the new houses.
"Prepare for Rolf's water-laden bovine bladder!" Rolf yelled at Bella and at Eds.
"Plank's freaking out!" Jonny yelled.
"Double D, you got any bright ideas?!" Eddy asked, looking over at Edd, but he was vomiting into a paper bag. His pale face appeared and his eyes widened as he saw Kevin approaching.
"How do you like your faces?!" Kevin yelled, "Fried or scrambled?!" He opened Eddy's door, causing Eddy to run to the passenger seat.
"Ed, the door!" Eddy yelled, "The door, lumpy!"
"Rolf will assist you with the Ed-boy and Bella-girl logging, Kevin!" Rolf shouted, him and Wilfred beginning to roll.
"Go Rolf, go!" Nazz cheered, racing after them while Jonny clung to her back. Ed pulled the door shut and Kevin let go. Eddy slammed the lock down and began rolling the window up.
"Ed, fingers!" Edd ordered. Ed moved his fingers so they wouldn't be crushed by the window. Kevin frowned at his reflection and jumped off his bike and onto the car. Rolf rolled over and crashed into the back of the car, flipping into the air and him and Wilfred landing on the front. Nazz grabbed the licence plate.
"You're going down, dude!" Kevin said. Rolf was using Wilfred's tail to twist into the top of the car and pull it off like a cork, "Time for payback!"
"Plank wants first crack at 'em!" Jonny said, popping up.
"Rolf will use their hides as a crutch for Nana's goiter!" Rolf yelled. Nazz appeared.
"Like, thanks for the help up here guys?" She glared, "Duh!"
"It wasn't me!" Ed yelled, "Eddy did it!" He popped his head into his shirt.
"In your dreams!" Eddy glared at Ed, "It was them!" He scrambled off the seat and joined Felice in hiding underneath.
"Don't you pin this on us!" Bella yelled angrily, crawling under the dashboard. Edd looked out his window at the park and got an idea.
"Um, excuse me," He smiled nervously, but spoke quietly, "I'll be right back." He reached out his window and gripped the bars of the spinner in the park, making the car fly in circles with everyone on and in it. Rolf, Kevin, Nazz, and even Wilfred clung tightly to the car. Wilfred fell off, squealing as he shot into the sky.
"Hang on buddy!" Jonny yelled, holding Plank in one hand, and the car in the other. The top of the car finally peeled off and was shot off, with Nazz, Jonny, and Rolf as well.
"You dorks ain't seen the last of me!" Kevin yelled, finally losing his grip on the steering wheel and crashing into the slide, where Rolf was sitting and trying to clear his head. Edd's fingers slipped of the bars and the car was flung into the sky, the four pre-teens inside screaming for their lives. Kevin ran after them a few feet before stopping and throwing a piece of medal of the ground.
"DOOOOOORRRRRRKKKKSSSSS!" He shouted loudly. He groaned angrily.
"Kevin!" Nazz yelled from the destroyed playground, "Kevin, where are you?!" Jonny, who had been throw into the street, popped his head out of the hole he had created. He had a slab of concrete on his face. It fell off as Kevin stomped back over.
"I can't believe it!" He growled, "We almost had them! We can't let this go, man. Not after what they did." Jimmy and Sarah appeared in the Lane, watching.
"What do we do now?" Nazz asked, sobbing. Kevin walked over and helped her up, "Wait for them to come back?" Kevin lifted her up and she hugged him, "Cuz I got, like, a million things to do! Hair extentions, exfoleating scrap, spray tan, finger nails glued and polished, apomis wood filing…"
"Shed tears no more, fuss-bucket Nazz-girl!" Rolf said, walking over with Jonny, "Rolf will un-earth the Ed-boys and cat-girl and squash them like the parasites that infest Wilfred's tocus! This is Rolf's word!" He looked confused, "Dawg?"
"They're gonna wish they never messed with Nazz Van Bartonschmeer!" Nazz sniffed.
"I'm not going near that one with a ten-foot pole, buddy!" Jonny said to Plank. He looked at him then turned around and spoke quietly, "What? You're reading my mind, Plank. Time to call in the special forces!"
"Those thieves couldn't have gone far," Kevin said, walking off, "I'm getting my bike!"
"Yes, Rolf will draw forth the-" Rolf was cut off my Nazz running after Kevin.
"Wait up, Kev!" She yelled. Rolf stared after her and didn't notice Jonny sneaking off.
"Rolf will draw forth the pitchforks of distribution!" Rolf continued, "The Ed boy and cat girl shall riddle Rolf's rind no more! Wilfred!" Jimmy and Sarah saw the pig pop out of the ground at Rolf's call, "To the shed!" Wilfred squealed and ran after Rolf.
"Pigs are so gross," Sarah said, kneeling next to the fence and holding on.
"Oh my gosh, Sarah," Jimmy realized, "They're going to hunt down Bella and the Eds. What on Earth did they do?"
"I don't know, Jimmy," Sarah said, looking worried.
"Think of what they'll do to them, Sarah," Jimmy frowned, grabbing Sarah's arm, "It'll be worse than soap in your eye. Worser than polyester chafing!" He was now waving his hands, which Sarah grabbed.
"Let's have a picnic and watch!" She said cheerfully. Jimmy stared for a second before brightening.
"Oh, yay, Sarah!" He cheered, "I wouldn't miss this Ed thrashing for all the shoulder pads in the world!" The two laughed and ran off to pack.
Meanwhile, the car Bella and the Eds were in had just crashed into the desert, and Ed continued to run with his legs poking out of the bottom. Eddy fixed the tilted mirror to face him. He sprung up and looked over the back of his seat. He beamed and sat back down.
"Ha! We lost them!" He cheered.
"Yipee," Bella said weakly as Felice crawled out from under the seat.
"How can you be so certain, Eddy?" Edd asked, looking behind them.
"Those chumps'll never catch us now!" Eddy said, putting his arm around Ed's head, "From here on out, it's nothing but smooth sailing." As soon as the words left his mouth, Ed crashed into a giantic rock, making it flip over. Eddy flew out of his seat and hit the ground, just as the car exploding into lots of pieces like a party cannon. Edd's seat was hanging from a spring and he was hanging by his seat belt. Ed had somehow fallen into a tube-like piece, while Bella and Felice landed feet first on the ground. However, she was either going so fast or from so high, or both, that Bella's hands and feet fell into the ground, stuck. Ed popped his head and legs out of the top and bottom of the pipe and looked around.
He noticed Eddy's hair sticking out of the window and ran over, popping his hand out to roll the window (or in this case, Eddy) up. Bella had gotten her hands free and was now pulling her legs out of the ground. Eddy, in the shape of a window, fell out and shattered on the ground. Bella ran over. Eddy stood back up, unscathed, and looked around before growling angrily.
"Way to go, lumox!" Eddy yelled, getting in Ed's face, "The only rock for miles, and you had to hit it!"
"Look on the bright side," Bella said, cracking her back, "We're alive, aren't we?" Edd looked up at his seat belt, which was holding him up by his waist. He smiled.
"Seat belts certainly are a trusted friend," He said. The seat belt broke and he fell to the ground below him. Eddy and Bella flinched before looking over. Ed turned around to look too. Edd laid there for a moment before jumping up and waving his arms angrily.
"I FOLLOWED ALL THE RULES, LIVED A LIFE ON DESENCY AND PRINICIPLE!" Edd shouted. Eddy was walking back and ended up on the ground. Felice was hiding behind Bella's legs, shaking, "SO WHY DIDN'T I TRUST MY INSTINCTS THAT ONE DAY THESE SHORT-SIDED SOFTMORIC SHOW GAMES WOULD GO TOO FAR?!" Ed finally broke out of the pipe and hid behind a slightly confused Eddy.
"Double D's dark side makes my armpits sweat, Eddy," Ed said fearfully.
"Ewww!" Bella looked at Ed, disgusted.
"What doesn't?" Eddy asked, pushing Ed's face away.
"Lost souls are we, lady and gentlemen!" Edd cried, "Doomed for eternety!" He sighed sadly and laid down.
"Lighten up, sockhead," Eddy said, walking over and helping Edd up, "Hasn't Eddy always steered you right?" Bella opened her mouth and put a finger up, "Don't answer that." Eddy laughed.
"Oh oh, if I might partake in this chat?" Ed asked, "Could we not joineth the circus? Eddy could be the world's…" Ed grabbed Eddy by his shoulders, "Shortest elephant!" Ed set Eddy on the ground with a stretched out nose and ears, "And you, Double D, can be the clown!"
"There is no way I'm going to a circus!" Bella yelled angrily, "I got made fun of enough back in Italy, grazie mille!" Edd thought for a minute.
"I suppose one could get used to the confining nature of tights," He gulped, walking over to Ed, Eddy, and Bella. Eddy was pushing his face back to normal.
"Talk about stupid!" Eddy told Ed. He grabbed the back of Ed and Edd's shirts, spun them, then sat them on the ground. He landed on their backs like a hammock. Bella walked over with Felice in her arms, "If we're going anywhere, I know a place so out of the way, it's practically invisible." He stuck his tongue out between his teeth.
"Dare I ask," Edd sighed, facepalming, "And?"
"Yeah, Eddy," Ed said, "And?"
"And," Eddy began, grabbing the back of Ed and Edd's shirts again and standing them up, "If any of those losers find us there, they'll be mailed back to Peach Creek in a body cast."
"That sounds a little...violent," Bella frowned.
"Where're we going, Eddy?" Ed asked happily. Eddy walked in front of them with his hands behind his back. He jumped in the air.
"My big bro's place!" He announced.