Edd frowned and looked down sadly.
"Eddy, I have my doubts your brother would offer us santuary," He said. Eddy poked his chin and lifted his head.
"What, are you kidding me?" Eddy asked, pulling Edd's head over to him. Eddy has standing on Ed's head, "We're kinda connected. Like twins!" He let go of Edd's head.
"Well, you are brothers," Bella said.
"Brain wave, stuff," Eddy said, feeling his head, "He's talking to me right now!" He jumped off of Ed's head and into his hands, "Come on!"
"Oh boy, oh boy!" Ed said cheerfully. Eddy jumped off of Ed's hands like a diving board.
"He's waiting for us!" Eddy said, running off.
"Wait for us!" Bella said, putting Felice down and running after him.
"Eddy's brother is so cool!" Ed smiled. Edd stared after them before looking back at the wrecked car. He pulled a labeler out of his hat and started spelling something. He tore it off and put a label saying 'OUT OF ORDER' on the bad end of the car.
"There," Edd said, satisfied. He looked back at his friends and started running after them.
"Wait for me, fellows!" He yelled.
Back in the cul-de-sac, the kids were getting ready to hunt down Bella and the Eds. Rolf was in his shed, throwing supplies onto Wilfred back. Jonny rolled out a red bush and peaked his head out from under it. He zipped over to the checkers game from earlier and hid under it with Plank in his hand. He crawled over to his backyard. He stood up and quickly sat on the swing hanging from the tree and looked around. He hummed and swung back and forth for a second, making sure no one was watching. He pulled on the rope two times, making it lift into the trees and fall back down with a stuffed Jonny doll smiling and holding a cardboard Plank. Jonny felt around a branch above him in a nest, looking for a certain egg. He found it and opened it, revealing a red button, which he pressed.
The tree rumbled as a secret door opened up in the trunk. Jonny looked down at the doll again before entering the door and making it close. It was an elevator down a number of floors, until in opened up to a dark room. Jonny turned on a watermelon-shaped lamp and used a giant magnet to remove the bear trap from his head that somehow hadn't killed him. He walked down a swirled flight of floating watermelon stairs, which lit up on contact. He ran across the giant room and sat Plank in a small watermelon chair next to his own. Jonny spun the two chairs in circles, making the floor beneath them give way and they fell into a pit.
Outside, the Jonny doll was still on the swing. Suddenly, Jonny popped out of the stump in his backyard, dressed as Captain Melonhead. Plank was on the end of a mop and had a mask on
"Shed a tear, cuz Captain Melonhead and Splinter the Wonderwood are here!" Jonny recited, jumping onto a nearby trampoline and bouncing off. He crashed into the fence and pulled his head out. His watermelon helmet was turned backyards, "Holy Toldeo, Splinter, my melon vison! It's gone!" Jonny ran around in circles before stopping and looking at Plank, "Who's an idiot?" He turned his helmet around and had an unimpressed look on his face. Jonny jumped onto the mop and rode it like a horse, running off, "It's melon time!"
Meanwhile, Kevin and Nazz were riding off on Kevin's bike. Nazz was back in her normal clothes and wearing a red, white spotted bandana on her head. Suddenly, a bug hit Nazz square in the face. She looked disgusted as she wiped it off. A big hit Kevin in the face, but she barely flinched. More bugs began to hit them.
"Nature's so gross, Kevin," Nazz whined, "These bugs are, like, freaking me out!"
"Get a grip, Nazz!" Kevin said, "This rage train ain't stopping till I thunk those four twerps!" His eyes widened, "Woah." He rode right through a huge cloud of bugs, swerving and crashing through a nearby shed. Kevin and Nazz fell to the ground while a crash was heard by the bike.
"Ow, that hurt!" Nazz cried, standing up and cracking her back.
"Oh man!" Kevin yelled, "I'm so sorry!"
"Aw, I'm ok," Nazz smiled and held her arms out for a hug.
"It was totally my fault!" Kevin ran past Nazz and over to his bike. She frowned, "This can't be happening. My bike's thrashed!" He picked the bike up and looked at it. He set it down and the front end broke off into a few pieces.
"Hello?" Nazz spoke as Kevin picked up the handlebars, pulled out a wrench, and started reattaching them, "Remember me?"
"Nazz, we need to figure out where those foul ups took off to, and head them off," Kevin said, "I'm pretty sure they won't be going back to the cul-de-sac. Not after what they did."
"That'd be the last thing they'd do," Nazz said, "They're, like, such scardy-cats."
"Good one, Nazz," Kevin said, impressed. Nazz smiled proudly, "Say, you got one of those hair pin things?"
"Totally!" Nazz said happily, pulling one out from under the bandana.
"Cowards run and hide, right?" Kevin asked, bending the hair pin to attach the front wheel, "So who's the one person in the world that Eddy trusts, besides his three loser pals?" Nazz thought for a minute.
"What about his brother?" She suggested.
"That little twerp wouldn't have the-" Kevin began, then stopped. He grabbed Nazz by the shoulders, "That's it! They're going to Eddy's brother's place!" He hugged Nazz, "Nazz, you're awesome, babe." Suddenly, he threw her to the ground, panicked, "Hold it! Eddy's brother'll murder us if we find out we're after his little brother! We're wasting time. We gotta get those dorks before they get there. If they get there before we get there, they'll never get theirs."
"What?" Nazz asked, confused.
"Forget it," Kevin said, pulling Nazz onto the repaired bike, "We gotta go!" Kevin took off, but due to the tires being kinda flattened, it was a little slow and bumpy.
Rolf was in the desert. He was riding on Wilfred, who had a pile of stuff on his back. Rolf was wearing a big white hat, a rabbit skin around his neck, no shirt, and held a pitchfork. He was on top of the pile of stuff and was controlling Wilfred with a piece of rope connected to the pig's ears. Wilfred was sniffing the ground, following the scent of the four criminals Rolf was after. Rolf peered over the pile to the ground, seeing footprints: one was a shoe, the other just a plain foot. Ed had had a shoe missing, so Rolf knew he was on the right track. Then he saw the car wreckage and jumped to the ground with the pitchfork in his mouth.
"We must not be seen," Rolf said, putting his face in Wilfred, "Or the Ed boys and cat girl will surely flee, Wilfred. Stay low and follow Rolf's posterior." Rolf crawled on the ground, being followed by Wilfred. Rolf jumped out from behind the giant rock and started stabbing at nothing, "Ed boys and cat girl! Don't ever...do that...again!" He stuck the pitchfork in the ground and started panting heavily. He looked around and noticed that no one was there, "The Ed boys and cat girl think they have played Rolf as a phony-baloney. But they have yet to feel the wrath of this sun of a sheppard!" Rolf took a hey and opened a chest in the pile of stuff. He searched around for another chest and threw it on the ground. He opened it up to reveal six eggs. He took one and looked around. He saw a piece of the car, all metal, laying in the sun. He put on a pair of funny looking glasses and looked closely at it. Rolf cracked the egg and poured the inside on the metal. Wilfred walked over and ate the shell, which Rolf had thrown to the ground. In Wilfred's eyes, if it fell on the floor, it was fair game.
Rolf watched the egg boil on the hot metal. He took out a can of weird sticky yellow stuff and poured it over the nearby car seat. Rolf spat the cork out of his mouth, making it land in Wilfred's nostril. Wilfred started squealing, trying to get it out.
"Wilfred!" Rolf yelled, the funny glasses moving up on top of his head, "You interrupt Rolf's study!" The glasses fell back down, "Do you think this is party-time for 1999? NO!" Rolf held out a muffin and started pressing the top of it of the sticky yellow stuff. Rolf looked at the top of the muffin and saw a single hair, "Ah ha." A bell timer dinged and Rolf looked over at the egg. He felt the egg then picked it up and folded it on top of the muffin. Rolf took the glasses off and looked closely at the muffin. Wilfred squealed. He was really hungry, so he nudged Rolf, making his drop the egg muffin. Rolf landed in the pile of stuff while Wilfred quickly ate the muffin.
"Wilfred!" Rolf yelled, getting down and pushed Wilfred back, "Has your think box collapsed?! Do not eat Rolf's tell-all! Back I say!" Wilfred pushed against Rolf and knocked him down, "Wait! Wilfred!" Wilfred stopped suddenly and sent Rolf flying backyawrd a few feet and making him crash into the back of the car, "Curse you, swine." Rolf groaned and turned around to look at the car back, "Consider yourself stritten from the anual son of a sheppard's bake off!" Rolf noticed the label Edd had put there earlier and peeled it off. He peered at it as Wilfred finished the egg that had fallen off the muffin. Rolf grabbed Wilfred by the snout and made him sniff the label, "We will have the Ed boys and cat girl on a spear by nightfall."
Bella and the Eds were walking through a large field. Felice was jumping around and having fun. Eddy was leading them. Ed was walking behind him, Bella behind Ed, and Edd was in the very back.
"Can your brother send me brain waves too, Eddy?" Ed asked.
"If only you had a brain, Ed," Eddy mocked.
"Come on, Eddy, have a heart!" Ed said.
"I just wanna go home," Bella sniffed quietly.
"Courage," Edd said to himself, "Courage, Eddward." The four reached a gate labeled 'PRIVATE PROPERTY'. Eddy, however, couldn't care less as he kicked the lock up and walked right on in. He walked down the hill with Bella following. Ed didn't walk down the hill, but ended up walking straight into the air before falling and rolling down the hill. Edd ran to catch up, but noticed the sign.
"Private property?" He read, "Um, fellows!" He backed up when the others didn't hear him, sweating nervously. He causiously took a step in, then ran after his friends, "Wait, stop!" He pausing to close the gate then continued running, "Come back! We're trespassing!" They walked into a huge field full of cows.
"Trespass, shmutpass," Eddy said, walking past a tiny tree growing out of the ground, "It's a shortcut." Ed fell onto the tree, breaking it off. It spun in the air, where Eddy reached back and caught it. Ed, who had fallen face first onto the ground, picked his face up with his foot. He looked around and became excited.
"Look guys!" He cried happily, "Moo moos there! Moo moos everywhere!" Eddy used the stick to hit a flower, causing it to break off from the stem. He caught it and handed it to Bella, who smiled.
"I love cows," She said, looking around, "They give me milk, and milk is my favorite drink in the whole wide world!"
"My bro had a billion cows," Eddy said, "A regular stampede of them." Ed, who was running around in excitement, grinned widely and caught up to Eddy, all the flies near the cows now following him.
"Eek!" Bella squealed, shaking her fists happily.
"Your brother's got moo moos, Eddy?" Ed asked happily. Eddy frowned and used the stick to swat all the flies away. Ed smiled up at the few remaining ones.
"Haven't we poked and prodded fate enough for one day, Eddy?" Edd asked, catching up to them, "I'm frightened."
"Poor little ol' sockhead," Eddy said, putting his arm around Edd's shoulders, "You're so neeve." Eddy walked forward.
"I think you mean 'nieve' Eddy," Edd corrected. Eddy pointed back at him.
"That too," He said. He stuck the end of the stink in the ground, using it as a pole vault, "My bro would never let anything happened to me, and I'll tell you what. I'll put in a good word for you three."
"Grazie mille, Eddy," Bella smiled.
"Thank you, Eddy," Edd smiled too as Ed ran around happily, "You're brother is certainly a kind, upstanding, and generous human being."
"Kindness and generosity," Bella grinned, "Two of the elements of friendship, and the important ones, might I add."
"He's got moo moos, Double D!" Ed grinned and put his hands on Edd's shoulders.
"Yes, well," Edd walked forward and next to Eddy and Bella, "What's our estimated time of arrival to your brother's santcuary, Eddy?"
"Beats me," Eddy said, putting the stick behind his back, "I don't know where he lives." Edd and Bella stopped dead, and even Felice stopped frolicing to look over. Then Bella and Edd caught up and Edd walked backwards in front of Eddy.
"You WHAT?!" Bella yelled.
"Pardon?!" Edd asked, "Are you saying all this time you've been leading us nowhere?!" Eddy used the stick and picked Edd up by his hat and set him down behind Eddy.
"Nope," Eddy said, throwing the stick away, "I'm taking you to my bro's house, smart guy. You just have to figure out where it is."
"Oh, let me, Eddy!" Ed volenteered, running forward, "I have a good figure!" Eddy jumped on a flower bush and continued walking. Bella frowned.
"Really?" She asked, "Did you really have to do that?" She crossed her arms. Ed jumped in the air.
"The hills are alive, Eddy!" Ed cried happily.
"Yeah, wiht the sounds of an idiot," Eddy mumbled.
"Hold it right there!" Edd instructed, somehow appearing in front of them. Eddy scratched his head in confusion and looked back at Ed, "We're not taking one more step until we've deduced the whereabouts of your brother, Eddy!" Eddy smirked.
"Forget to pay the brain bill?" He asked.
"But Eddy!" Edd said, "You brother's always been some sort of an inigma! I've got nothing to go on!" Eddy went under Edd and continued walking.
"Better hurry up," Eddy said, "Big bro's a-waiting." Edd slapped his forehead in frustration.
"Oh Eddy!" Ed called, pouncing on him and hugging his leg, "Do you think I could get your brother's autoghraph?" Eddy chuckled and pulled out his wallet. He opened it and pulled out a postcard. It was pink and read 'Mondo A Go-Go.' The back said
To: Pipsqueek
Having a blast!
-Big Bro
And the address read 'Pipsqueek, 220 Rethink Ave., Peach Creek.'
"Ta-da!" Eddy said.