"Eddy's brother's autograph," Ed said, his eyes wide with amazement. He smiled weirdly. He grabbed the postcard, "Thank you!" Edd pulled his head out of the dirt, which had been caused by Ed running past him.
"Give it back, Ed!" Eddy yelled angrily, "My brother sent me that postcard!" Eddy crawled up the inside of Ed's shirt, "You're gonna wreck it!" Ed held the postcard out of Eddy's reach. Eddy put his arm through Ed's sleeve and made a grab for the card.
"Autograph, Eddy!" Ed cried.
"I'll autograph your face with my foot!" Eddy threatened, "Gimmie it!" He growled and made a grab for it again, but Edd took the card from Ed's hand. Bella noticed and walked over, looking over his shoulder.
"Dive captain, dive!" Ed said, falling to the ground. Felice watched the two with interest.
"A postcard?" Edd asked, looking at the card. Eddy still hadn't noticed that Edd had the card and looked down Ed's sleeve for it. His prize was a faceful of Ed's pits. Eddy quickly closed Ed's sleeve as Felice snickered slightly, "This could provide the very clue we need." Edd walked past, mumbled and looking at the card with Bella following. Eddy finally noticed.
"Hey!" He yelled, jumping off of Ed and running after Edd, "Gimmie that!" Ed noticed a crayon on the ground and picked it up. Edd was looking at the card through a magnifing glass.
"A post mark should lead us directly to-" Edd looked at the stamp, "Drat, it's illedgible!" Eddy's furious face appeared if the magnifing glass. He grabbed the card.
"AH!" He said, turning around, "You probably smudged it!"
"Eddy, if you want us to help you find where your brother lives, you could probably coroperate," Bella glared slightly. Edd also glared, then looked around for Ed. He saw him drawing a picture on a cow's udder. Edd walked over a grabbed the crayon.
"May I borrow this, Ed?" Edd asked, "Thank you." Ed frowned sadly and looked at his unfinished picture. He walked past Eddy, who was bowling on the postcard and dusting it off. He carefully put it back in his wallet and smiled. Bella rolled her eyes. Suddenly, Ed hit Eddy in the face with a cow's udder. It was a picture of Eddy's brother on it, drawn by Ed.
"I drew a picture for your brother, Eddy," Ed smiled, "Think he'll like it?"
"Uh," Eddy stared at the picture before walking over to Edd, followed by Bella, "Hey sockhead, where'd you go?" Ed looked at Eddy, dropping the cow upside-down on himself. The cow mooed loudly. Eddy and Bella stopped in front of a giant spider web.
"Gah!" Bella yelled, jumping backwards, "I hate spiders!" However, the web didn't have a spider on it, but lots of leaves with words on them, placed by Edd himself.
"Eddy, I found a link with key comunitives we've had with your brother," Edd informed, placing another leaf labeled 'STINK BOMB' on the web, "Among those, his shutterious stink bomb recipies," He placed a leaf saying 'ARMANIAN HOT SAUSE', "His haynous hot sauces, oh, and my favorite, malishious misleading treasure maps." He placed another leaf, "Together with other contensious calass cons, lead me to suspect your brother's quite the jokester." Bella frowned, confusing.
"Are you speaking English?" She asked, "Cuz I can only understand every tenth word that comes out of your mouth."
"You better believe it!" Eddy smiled, walking over to Edd, "He's the king, baby!" Eddy placed his finger on Edd's shirt. When he looked down, Eddy brought his finger up to hit Edd in the nose. Eddy smirked while Edd held his nose. Bella and Felice giggled.
"Yes, well," Edd looked at Eddy, annoyed, "Where could one groom this tendency to pranks and purail practical jokes?"
"I got it!" Ed said, running forward and sticking a comic book in the middle of the web, "It says so on my comic book! 'Pranks and purail practical jokes at the Lemon Brook Gag Factory'!"
"That's quite a coinincidence," Edd said.
"Lemon Brook?!" Eddy and Bella said as Eddy tore down the comic and looked. Bella growled.
"Bunch of mascot hating, lemon sucking-" Eddy muttered angrily.
"Nuh uh, Eddy," Ed said, snatching the comic away, "No autograph, no comic book."
"That's it, Eddy!" Edd realized, "Your brother may very well work there! Or at the very least, be a regular customer." Eddy bit his knuckles in excitement.
"I bet he's there right now!" Eddy cried happily.
"Oh boy, oh boy!" Ed grinned, bouncing over on all fours, "I forget what we're doing!" Eddy frowned in annoyance.
Back in the cul-de-sac, Jimmy and Sarah were carrying a picnic basket and giggling as they skipped along the sidewalk and into the Lane. The stopped at the fence.
"On three, Jimmy," Sarah said. The two began swinging the basket, "One…"
"Two…" They said together, "Three!" The threw the basket over the fence, causing a plastic wrapped sandwich to fall out. The two climbed over the fence and continued skipping while carrying the basket between them. Suddenly, Jimmy slowed down and stopped, dropping the basket. Sarah looked back at him.
"What's the matter, Jimmy?" Sarah asked. Jimmy was staring ahead of them at…
The trailer park.
"I'm not allowed to go in there, Sarah," Jimmy informed her, "I still have bad dreams, and my mom had to buy a mattrice cover!" Jimmy sobbed into his hands. Sarah looked bored.
"Ok," She said, "But you're really gonna miss a doozy!" She ran into the trailer park with the basket, going down the right path, away from the Kankers. Jimmy hesitated.
"I hope Kevin knocks Eddy's teeth out!" Jimmy said, racing in, "Wait for me, girlfriend!" Jimmy made the mistake of taking the left path. He tripped over a piece of debris and bounced into a springy chair, which then bounced him into a pile of laundry owned by the dreaded Kanker siblings. The laundry tipped over and May turned around to look, confused. Marie, Brandon, who were washing the clothes, and Lee, who was hanging them, looked over. Marie was wearing a backwards facing cap and Lee had on a hair net and curlers.
"Oh way to go, May," Marie said.
"Yeah, as if our laundry wasn't dirty enough!" Lee snapped.
"Now we have to wash them twice as long," Brandon glared. Lee grabbed a bucket of clothespins and threw them at May. She ducked.
"Quit holdin' up the line!" Lee ordered.
"Watch it, Lee!" May glared. The bucket bounced back from the wheelbarrow the clothes were in and hit May in the back of the head. She stumbled and rubbed her head, "That didn't even hurt." Marie then clobbered her with a HUGE bag of soap.
"Get back to work, snout face!" Marie snapped, grabbed a pile of clothes of the paddle she was using to wash them, "My skinnies ain't gonna wash themselves!"
"Heh, snout face," Lee laughed, "Good one, Marie!" May sat up with large bump on her head. Jimmy poked his head out from under a blanket and started shaking. Marie gave Lee a wet shirt using the paddle. Lee took it and spit out two clothespins to hold it up on the clothes line. Jimmy shook more and hid under the blanket again.
"If you three weren't such fashion hogs, there wouldn't be all this laundry to do!" May said, picking up more clothes.
"I gotta look good for my babe, don't I?" Brandon smirked. May picked up Jimmy and didn't realize until he spoke.
"Oh please!" Jimmy cried, clawing at the ground, "Don't hurt me!" May looked at Jimmy, surprised. She covered his mouth and held him out.
"Looks like someone left something in their pocket!" May grinned.
"What is it?" Lee asked.
"Where'd he come from?" Brandon asked. Marie pushed them out of the way and peered at Jimmy.
"Looks like it's whats-his-face," Marie said, poking Jimmy in the forehead. May threw him on the ground.
"Let's call him Dutch!" May said happily. The four Kankers surrounded 'Dutch.'
"A little far from home, aren't ya, Dutch?" Lee grinned evilly. They all laughed.
"Uh oh," May said, "Looks like Dutch needs a diaper!" She laid Jimmy down and grabbed a small white sheet.
"I'm fine!" Jimmy smiled nervously, "Really, I am!" May ignored him as she died the sheet like a diaper.
"Aw, he's squirming!" May said. She picked Jimmy up. His 'diaper' had a safety pin in it. Jimmy sweated nervously. May pulled out a ketchup bottle and started feeding Jimmy. Lee pulled Jimmy out of May's hands.
"Dutch ain't a baby!" She said, slamming him on the ground, making his diaper come off and him bounce into the air, "He's a big growing man."
"Well, I could use a new punching bag," Brandon joked. Kinda.
"I bet he wants a date," Lee said. She set Jimmy in front of her. He looked around nervously, "WHERE'S MY FLOWERS, DUTCH?!" Lee laughed at her outburst. Jimmy was shaking on the ground. Marie picked him up and set him by the washer.
"Aw, my man don't need to give me any flowers," She said, "He just needs to do my laundry!" She laughed and walked off, throwing a pile of laundry on Jimmy, "Knock yourself out, Dutch!" Jimmy popped out of the pile of clothes.
"Babies don't do laundry!" May yelled, grabbing Jimmy my his mouth.
"He's mine!" Lee shouted, grabbing Jimmy by his arm, "Gimmie my man!" May grabbed Jimmy's leg, while Marie grabbed his other.
"Laundry boy's all mine, Lee!" Marie snapped. Brandon grabbed Jimmy's remaining arm.
"I said I need a new punching bag!" He growled.
"Back off, Brandon!" Lee snapped, "And you too, Marie!"
"Baby's mine!" May yelled angrily.
"I'm getting stretch marks!" Jimmy wailed. Just then, his pants split, revealing teddy bear undies. He screamed and Brandon laughed uncontrollably.
"Dude, that's so lame!" He laughed.
"Ahhh! I just wanted to see Ed, Edd, Bella n Eddy get clobbered!" Jimmy cried. Each Kanker let go of their limb of Jimmy, causing him to fold inside his retainer.
"What did you say about our boyfriends?" Lee asked angrily.
"And my girlfriend?" Brandon added.
"None of your beeswax!" Sarah yelled. The four Kankers looked up from Jimmy and over at Sarah. She set the picnic basket down angrily.
"My hero," Jimmy whispered, crying tears of joy. The four Kanker siblings pounced on Sarah and started beating her up and holding her down, "Leave her alone!" Jimmy flailed his arms and fell down, "What did she ever do to you?!"
"Get off me!" Sarah growled. Marie was holding Sarah's arms down and sitting on her body while May held Sarah's head still. Lee stood on the left side of her, while Brandon stood on the right, "What a shame." In unison, Lee and Brandon stunk their pointer fingers in their mouth and took them back out, covered in spit. May started laughing. Marie smiled evilly and joined in laughed. May held Sarah's head still as Lee and Brandon stuck their fingers in Sarah's ears.
"Ewwww, that's so gross!" Sarah whined.
"A double wet willy!" Jimmy cried, trying to get up, but his hands and leg were still trapped in his retainer, "Oh, the horror!"
"So, tell us, twerp," Marie began.
"What do you and Dutch know about our boyfriends?" May asked.
"And girlfriend," Brandon added.
"Stop! Enough!" Jimmy cried, finally getting on his feet and waddling over. He sat of Sarah's chest while Lee and Brandon took their fingers out of Sarah's ears, "Bella and the Eds did something really bad! Something big happened and everyone's angry, chasing after them to give them their just desserts!" Each Kanker's look of acomplishment turned to horror as Jimmy continued. He started crying and hugged Sarah, "I'm such a snitch!"
"Did you hear what Dutch said?!" May cried, standing up.
"Ain't nobody beating up on my man but me!" Marie said angrily.
"Or my babe," Brandon growled, rolling up his sleeves and making two fists. Lee looked thought.
"Grab the two squirts, guys," Lee instructed, "We're gonna need 'em." Jimmy and Sarah hugged each other fearfully.
Bella and the Eds were walking through a flower field. Edd was holding an odd device while Bella walked next to him. Felice was walking next to Bella, who was smiling and looking around at the sunflowers taller than her! Suddenly, the two heard Eddy laugh loudly. He ran up to them and grabbed Edd's shirt.
"Hey, guys, check this!" Eddy turned and ran into Ed by accidently. They laughed.
"Oh, uh, cute," Edd said, not interested. He started to walk away, but Eddy caught his hat.
"No, no, not that," Eddy laughed, "This!" Bella and Edd watched as Eddy uprooted a sunflower. Ed stuck his head out and smiled as Eddy hit him in the face, making all the petals stick around Ed's head. Eddy dropped the stem and laughed like crazy. Bella laughed slightly and smiled.
"Uh oh," Eddy laughed as Ed began chasing him on all fours.
"I am the mighty Agamasin!" Ed cried, trampling flowers, "Lion from outer space!"
"Don't bite me!" Eddy yelled playfully. Bella started laughing more, "Oh, Agamu-whatcha-ma-call-it!" Edd giggled slightly and looked into the device he was holding.
"Agamasin, a pooriss substrate," Edd said, "How aprapo."
"What's that stupid thing?" Eddy asked, looking in the opposite end. He grabbed it and turned it upside down, "Can you see cartoons in it?" Eddy spun it and Edd freaked out, "It's a wind widler!" Ed popped his head up and Eddy smirked widely.
"I will eat you now!" Ed yelled, foaming at the mouth. He made chewing noises and Eddy spun the device against Ed's face. He stopped and saw that Ed's head was gone. He looked in the top of Ed's shirt, slightly worried. Ed's hand popped out of the top of his shirt and grabbed Eddy's head, making him drop the device. Edd caught it and walked a few feet away. Ed's head popped out of his sleeve. Bella laughed.
"Gotcha Eddy!" Ed smiled at his prank. Eddy laughed lightly. Edd was fixing the device and glared at his two friends.
"Yes, well," He said, "It's all fun and games, but merry-making nearly cost us this sextant." Ed and Eddy stopped play fighting and stood still. Bella stared, too.