Ed was laying on the ground on his back, Eddy's feet in his mouth. Eddy was holding Ed's leg. Eddy snickered and pulled his foot out of Ed's mouth.
"You catch that, Ed?" He asked. Bella was biting her lip, trying to keep herself from giggling, "Uh, the what?" Eddy pulled his other foot out of Ed's mouth. Ed was now laying on the ground straight on his back. Eddy stood on his stomach, "I missed that. What's it called?" Edd turned around.
"It's called a sextant," Edd answered, "An astronomical instrement used to-" Edd was cut off by Ed giggling. Bella turned slightly red and giggled too.
"Again, sorry," Eddy said, walking over and smoothing his hair back, "I missed it. What's it called?" Edd smiled, glad to know that his friend was interested in such an interesting tool.
"It's commonly known as a sextant, Eddy," Edd repeated. Ed, Eddy, and Bella burst out laughed. Even Felice giggled.
"I can't breathe!" Bella laughed.
"Say it again, Double D!" Ed laughed. Edd thought for minute, confused as to what was so funny. He blushed.
"Oh my," He said, looking at his friends and step-sister. Edd glared ever so slightly and started walking away, "Well, you won't be giggling when this...odd named device triangulates our postion, and gives us a presice heading to the exact location of the Gag Factory." The three were done laughing and had caught up with Edd.
"Wanna bet?" Eddy and Bella asked at the same time. Ed was spinning a sunflower by its stem and smiling. He did it fast enough that it ended up flying. This gave him an idea.
"But in order for me to calculate our bearing to the Gag Factory, I'll need-" Edd was cut off by running into a building, smashing the sextant to pieces.
"Stai bene, Doppio D?" Bella asked, helping Edd up. Just then, Ed came out with three flying sunflowers tied to him, "Ed, how'd you do that?!" Bella ran over, dropping Edd on his back. Suddenly, the sunflowers sputtered (yes, sputtered) and Ed fell to the ground.
"Land ho!" Ed yelled happily, pointing at the sign on the building that read 'Lemon Brook Gag Factory.'
"This is it!" Eddy beamed.
"Gag Factory!" Ed cried happily, "Yay!" Eddy shoved Ed to the ground and ran to the doors, trying to open them.
"Sanctuary, at long last!" Edd grinned.
"Hey big bro!" Eddy called, jumping backwards and landing on Ed's back, "It's me, Eddy!"
"Perhaps the front doors will yield a responce," Edd suggested.
"Good idea!" Eddy agreed, "I forgot, my bro hates backdoors!" He ran around the building. Bella looked confused.
"Why?" She asked, following at a walk.
"Me too!" Ed shouted, poking himself on the forehead, "We are so alike!" Ed chased after Eddy.
"Yeah right!" Eddy doubted. Ed ran in a quick circle then ran backwards to catch up with Eddy. Edd jogged after them.
Meanwhile, Rolf had finally reached the cow field Bella and the Eds were in earlier. Wilfred pushed the gate open and squealed as he started sliding down the hill. Rolf looked around at the cows.
"Hmm, Wilfred, look," Rolf said, "What barbarian would allow their secreeting bodies of flesh to wander the field?" Rolf started sweated nervously, "Rolf fears an omen has befallen us." Rolf pulled on the rope tied to Wilfred's ears, causing the pig to squeal and stop. Wilfred looked up as Rolf dropped down a wooden bucket, "Guard the premises." Rolf climbed down off of the pile of stuff, "Rolf will interrigate this kaboodle of bovine discord." On his way down, Rolf knocked loose a chain of wieners, the bottom coming right in front of Wilfred's face. He sniffed them and started to try and bite them, but they were just out of his reach. He started walking forward.
Rolf hummed lightly as he walked around, looking at the cows. He found a really fat cow that couldn't even stand on its feet, so she was laying on her side. Rolf pushed her side up so he could get to the udders. He started milking the cow while Wilfred followed the link of wieners in front of him. When Rolf was done, he drank up all the milk in the wooden bucket. He smacked his lips and looked thoughtful.
"The interigation is complete, Wilfred," Rolf announced, "Nothing to fear!" Rolf looked in front of him and cried out at seeing the picture of Eddy's brother Ed had drawn earlier. Rolf took a closer look, "Has the world lost its mind?! The Ed boys and cat girl now have desicratted the sack of sustenance." Mumbling, Rolf picked up the wooden bucket and walked off to find Wilfred, "Come Wilfred! The Ed boys and cat girl must not escape!" Rolf looked around, not seeing Wilfred, "Wilfred! Wilfred? WILFRED!"
Meanwhile, Bella and the Eds were trying to get in the front doors of the Gag Factory. Eddy threw Ed head-first at the door, making a dent in the hard material. He threw him again, and again. Finally, Ed's head went all the way through the door, creating a hole.
"Knock knock!" Ed called as if he didn't notice Eddy was throwing him at a door, "I am Ed!" Eddy kicked the door open, smashing Ed's face against the wall. Edd, Bella, and Felice followed Eddy in.
"Easy!" Eddy said, "Do you see him?" Eddy looked around the dusty, dark, old factory. Edd and Bella ran up to him, "Where're you hiding at, ya big lug?!" Ed broke out of the door and joined his friends. The door swung shut behind them and Bella sneezed.
"Bless you," Edd said.
"Dang it, I'm allergic to dust!" Bella groaned.
"Ollie ollie oxenfree!" Ed yelled. He ran around, "Oh boy! Look, stuff." Eddy ran past and skidded to a hault.
"Bro!" He yelled, "It's me, Eddy! You know…" Eddy lowered his voice, "Pipsqueak?" Bella walked over laughing and sneezed.
"I almost forgot about that," She said, sniffing.
"Where is everybody?" Eddy frowned. Him and Bella walked back over to Ed and Edd, "Are you sure this is a Gag Factory? Cuz I ain't laughing." Ed was digging around in a box and came back out with funny eye glasses.
"Looks gaggy to me, Eddy," Ed said. The eyes in the glasses popped out on the wire. Bella giggled.
"Ed, comic book, please," Edd requested. Ed handed his friend the comic from earlier.
"Man, that joke's old," Eddy said.
"Exactly," Edd said, "This publication was printed over ten years ago.
"Revolt of The Rotting Brains," Ed said, pushing the eyes back in, "A classic." One eye popped out. Eddy grabbed the comic and threw it away.
"This comic's useless!" He growled.
"Eddy!" Ed yelled, running after his comic book.
"That was actually," Bella began, then sneezed, "Kinda mean."
"Where oh where has my rotting brain gone?!" Ed yelled ironically.
"We're hooped," Eddy groaned, falling face first onto the dusty floor in front of Edd and Bella, "We'll never find my brother, guys."
"Never say never, Eddy," Edd smiled lightly and Bella sneezed again, "Bless you. Perhaps old customer reseipts or employee records will unearth his whereabouts." Eddy sat up.
"CHOO CHOO!" Ed yelled, pushing a box in front of him, right of top of Eddy and pushing up lots of dust.
"Ed!" Bella cried and sneezed again, "Ugh. Well, the sooner we get out of here, the better. My nose is more stuffed than my stuffed animals."
"Oh look!" Ed smiled happily, "Boxs stuffed with stuff!"
"Not again!" Edd groaned and Ed dove into the box, "Ed, we'll never make headway if you keep rumaging through-" Edd was cut off by Ed hitting him in the face with a rubber chicken.
"Chickens, Double D!" Ed said happily, hugging the rubber chicken, "Oh, I love them to death, I do!" Eddy laughed and picked up a rubber chicken by its feet.
"Can't have a party without a rubber chicken!" Eddy said, "Big bro says so."
"Well, they are pretty fun," Bella laughed and swatted the chicken playfully.
"Edifying," Edd said, unamused. He walked over to the stairs.
"Ha, I get it," Bella laughed.
"I'll go examine the factory's filing cabnets and see what I can find," Edd said.
"Ooh, I'll come," Bella said, following Edd with Felice. Eddy looked at Ed and they dove into the box.
"What else you got in there, lumox?" Eddy asked. Upstairs, Edd pulled on rubber gloves and a surgical mask. He entered the office, closed the door and turned on the lights. Eddy laughed like one does when they have a plan.
"Oh, Ed," Eddy said, "Gum?" He held out a pack of gum.
"Lucky me!" Ed grinned and went to take a piece, but it started zapping him. Eddy laughed as Ed turned into fish Ed, a hotdog, cartoon Ed, the Peach Creek Cobbler, Viking Ed, old man Ed, and finally, baby Ed.
"What a chump!" Eddy laughed uncontrollably. He grabbed his stomach, "Oh, my stomach, Ed! I think I'm gonna-" Eddy made a barfing noise and threw fake vomit on the floor. Ed looked at it and picked it up.
"Pardon me, miss, but I think you dropped your lunch!" He joked. He tossed it in the air and it landed back on the floor. Eddy laughed.
"Hey, quit tossin' my cookie!" Eddy laughed.
"Ha ha, I have your lunch, Eddy!" Ed said.
"Looks real, don' it?" Eddy asked.
"No- no home should be without one, Eddy!" Ed said. The two fell to the floor, laughing.
Upstairs, Edd was digging through the cabnet and Bella was watching, the two of them listening to Ed and Eddy laugh loudly downstairs. Bella sneezed again and Felice meowed.
"Grazie, Felice," Bella sniffed. Edd was standing on the second bottom drawer while looking through the top one. He almost lost his footing but steadied out just in time. He looked through the labeled folders, pulling out one that said 'EMPLOYEES' on it. He looked in it and poured out a pile of dust on the floor.
"Goodness," Edd muttered, shocked by how dusty the room was. Bella sneezed again.
"Ugh, I can't stay in here," She groaned, "I'm going out." She exited the room and stood on the balcony. Edd put the folder back and closed the drawer, causing a cloud of dust to surround him. He coughed and waved it away. He picked up a wastebasket and dropped his mask in. He took his labeler and placed 'Dusty Dusty Dusty' on the cabnet. He exited the room and stood next to Bella.
"Have you two forgotten why we're here?" He asked Ed and Eddy while pulling off his gloves. After no responce, Edd and Bella looked down to see that their two friends were missing.
"Ed?" Edd spoke.
"Eddy?" Bella looked around. They walked down the stairs, Felice following close behind Bella.
"Ed!" Edd called.
"Eddy!" Bella did the same.
"Hello?!" Edd yelled, "Oh, for Pete's sake." The two started walking, Bella looking around nervously.
"I-if this is some kind of prank, i-it isn't funny," She said. Edd began to become nervous as well.
"Eddy?" Edd asked, "Ed?"
"Oh, this is just like that haunted house me and my papa went to," Bella gulped. Suddenly, they heard a clatter and saw a gear roll out of a dark hallway. Edd and Bella nervously stood in front of the hallway.
"Is anyone there?" Edd called. Bella's eyes turned cat yellow as she looked in. Eddy walked out of the hallway with a butcher's knife in his head.
"RUN, GUYS!" Eddy yelled, "SAVE YOURSELVES!" Eddy fell to the floor.
"EDDY!" Edd and Bella screamed.
"This can't be!" Edd yelled, backing into Ed, who's eyes were pure white and had a fork through his head. Bella was crying by Eddy's side.
"If looks could kill I'd be dead," Ed said, zombie-like. Edd started screaming and Ed's eyes turned back to normal. He started laughing and running around in circles.
"Help me help me!" Ed mocked, "I'm Double D!" Edd looked over at Eddy, who was also laughing. Bella looked confused and had tears in her eyes.
"It's a gag, see?!" Eddy laughed, pulling off the knife to reveal a half circle bit missing, "What, did you fall off the back of a truck?!" Edd glared angrily. Bella slapped Eddy then hugged him.
"Meno male, you're alright," She sighed. Ed tapped Edd's shoulder.
"Aw, we're sorry Double D," Ed said, holding out a can, "Jellybean?" Edd smiled.
"Why thank you, Ed," He said, "These should prove quite comforting, and I am a bit...peckish." He tried to open the lid, but it was stuck. He frowned, "Stubborn lid, yes?" Eddy got up and hid behind Ed, both of them with their fingers in their ears. Bella looked thoughtful.
"Now where have I seen this before?" She asked herself as Edd tried to force the lid open. Finally, it cracked.
"Ah, succsess," Edd grinned and Bella's eyes widened.
"Wait Doppio D, don't!" Bella cried, but too late. Edd took the cap off and a million stuffed snakes exploded everywhere, including the surrounding forest! Edd shot into the sky along with the snakes, which made a firework sound. The snakes rained down apon Nazz and Kevin, who were still riding on his bike. Kevin started to swerve to avoid them and stopped. He picked up a nearby yellow, red spotted snake.
"Woah, what's that?!" Nazz asked, pointing. Kevin followed the trailer of snakes to see the Gag Factory. He smirked.
"Dorks," He grinned evilly.