"SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!" Jimmy yelled fearfully. Rolf rolled up his arms like one would roll up sleeves.
"Rolf has had enough of your platdoodle, elder one!" He said, "Prepare yourself for a merciless thrashing!" He grabbed Kevin by the back of his shirt and set him down in front of him. Kevin looked surprised for a second but quickly got over it.
"Hey, bro guy!" He said, "Lay off him, man!"
"Yeah, Mr. Macho Man!" Nazz agreed. Eddy was holding on to the trailer door, which was about to come off. Ed notices this any comes up with a plan. He removed one of the bolts holding the door, making it fly off the handles and smack right into Eddy's brother's face. Eddy clung to the door, which was spinning slowly as it traveled across the yard, finally stopping and lying flat on the ground with Eddy on top. The others gasped and looked over at Eddy's brother as he stumbled around.
"Uuuhhh...uuunnnccclllleeee…" He groaned, falling unconscious on the ground. Ed, who was holding Edd and Bella, let go of them and they ran over to their friend.
"Eddy, speak to me!" Edd said, kneeling next to him, "Are you alright?" Ed stood above Eddy and Bella kneeled next to him as well. Edd set his hands on Eddy's chest, making sure he was alright. Eddy, after a minute, Eddy pushed Edd's hands away.
"I made it all up, Double D," Eddy said, "Everything about my brother was a lie. I just made things up, so people would like me. Think I was cool. But boy was I wrong. The scam, my brother, this. When am I gonna learn, Double D?" Eddy covered his face as a tear slipped down his face. Edd moved Eddy's hands and smiled.
"I think you just have, Eddy," He said. Eddy smiled back.
"If it makes you feel any better, I thought you were cool before I even knew you had a brother," Bella said, smiling. Felice also smiled and rubbed her head on Eddy's hand.
"Grab him!" Kevin yelled, causing the four to look up.
"No, take me!" Ed cried, running up to them.
"Ok, I'm sorry!" Eddy yelled, "Honest! I didn't mean to hurt you guys!"
But instead of hurting them, the kids grabbed Eddy and tossed him in the air, catching him each time and celebrating. Eddy landed on the ground and Rolf lifted his arm up and started rubbing his armpit.
"Let Rolf rub the pit of victory, Ed-boy!" Rolf said. Eddy looked very confused.
"I'm so glad you're ok, dude," Nazz said, giving Eddy a hug, "You're awesome."
"I am?" Eddy asked.
"I gotta admit, pal, that was so choice!" Kevin agreed.
"It was?" Eddy grinned.
While the kids were talking, the Kanker sisters were looking at the unconscious Eddy's brother.
"What a deadbeat this guy turned out to be," Lee said.
"He don't look so tough," Marie said.
Suddenly, a city bus came out of nowhere, spinning in a circle before slowing to a stop. Everyone stared and Jimmy hid behind Ed, shaking.
"Your time of reckoning is now, rapscallions!" Jonny, AKA Captain Melonhead, spoke. He jumped out of the bus holding Plank and ran towards Bella and the Eds, "It's melon time!"
"Where'd he come from?!" Eddy yelled, "Jonny, wait!"
But it was too late as Jonny hit all four with Plank on the stick and pinned them to the ground in a pile.
"No thanks are necessary, citizens!" Jonny said, standing on Bella and the Eds. He grinned proudly before Sarah yelled at him.
"You idiot! Leave our friends alone!" She shouted, pouncing on Jonny. The others joined in beating him up in a giant dust fight cloud.
"Back off, melon dweeb!" Kevin said.
"Leave some produce for Rolf!" Rolf yelled. Jimmy ran over and helped Edd and Bella up, Felice following behind him. Jimmy dusted off Edd's torn shirt.
"Sorry 'bout that," Kevin said, dusting his hands off as he helped Eddy up, "Say, let's go to my place. Jawbreakers are on me!"
The Eds completely freaked out when they heard that, overjoyed. Bella smiled. Ed wrapped Edd in a big hug.
"Party at Kevin's, yay!" Jimmy grinned.
"We did it, guys!" Eddy said as the others lifted him and his friends up, "Everyone loves us! We're finally in, baby!" He wrapped his arms around Ed, Edd, and Bella. Ed hugged Eddy.
"And it only took 130 episodes, 4 specials, and a movie, Eddy," Edd grinned.
"Let's sing a song!" Ed said. Jimmy gladly partook.
"When you stub your toe
And it hurts you know"
The others joined in.
"Friends are there to help you.
When you trip on your face
And your teeth are misplace,
Friends are there to help you.
When you're flying low
And you're giving a show,
Friends are there to help you.
When you take off your shoe
And your feet stink, (PEE-YEW)
Friends are there to help you!"
As the kids were singing, Wilfred was eating the inside of Jonny's Captain Melonhead helmet while the Kanker sisters were dragging Eddy's brother inside the trailer.
"First one inside gets to give him mouth to mouth!" Lee said as Marie put the door back in place.
And that's where the story ends-
*Edd comes back*
Yes, Double D?
*Edd takes a seat at the computer*
THE END.
*He hurries back as Jimmy starts the second verse*
"Second verse, same as the first!"