"I don't want no namby-pamby pink potion."

Magnus stared at his client Jim, an extremely irritable werewolf with a constant sneer on his face. He hated anything that didn't fit in his version of manly. It was taking all of his willpower not to turn the werewolf rainbow or something. "What color would you prefer?"

"Red. Dark red. Like the blood of my enemies!"

Magnus's eyes twitched. He's had some crazy customers, but this one took the cake. "Coming right up." He swished his fingers and the potion turned red. "Good enough?"

"Gah." Jim said.

Raising his eyebrow Magnus glanced at him. Jim was frozen is a state of shock and mild horror. Magnus turned to see that he was staring at Alec who had just entered the room. Or more specifically, Alec's hair.

"Um." Alec had noticed Jim staring at him. "Just...grabbing something?" He shot Magnus a confused look and walked back out.

"Okay." Magnus said before Jim said something and he would have to injure him. "It's done."

Jim huffed and prepared to pay. At that moment Jace and Clary rushed in, with Simon being dragged along.

"Magnus!" Jace yelled and cursed as his limbs betrayed him again. His arms flapped like a chicken four times, and then he wiggled side to side.

"The chicken dance. Another classic." Clary commented.

Clap clap clap clap. "I hate this!" Jace exclaimed.

"What." Said Jim.

Magnus gestured to Jace. "Shadowhunters. Very dangerous and frightening. I believe that is his mating dance."

Jace shot Magnus a WTF face. Jim did the same to Jace. Unfortunately, Jace's dancing was bringing him closer and closer to the werewolf.

"Uh-oh" Simon said cheerfully. "Looks like you have competition Clary."

Since Simon looked to happy, Magnus snapped his fingers and Simon was wearing a polka-dotted dress.

Simon looked down. "I'm not even surprised." He said resignedly.

Alec and Isabelle entered the room to see what was going on. Isabelle saw Simon and immediately walked right back out.

Meanwhile, Jim looked like he was on the verge of either hyperventilating or breaking everything in the room. Magnus realized he needed to diffuse the situation quickly. He stood up and ushered his client out of the room. When they reached the door Jim gave Magnus the payment shakily, still looking traumatized. Magnus closed the door on his face. Good riddance.

Sorry it's so short guys, it's kind of a teaser chapter I guess. I will update soon! Let me know what you think! And since I can't message them:

Guest: I feel special! Thank you so much!

Guest(yoyoyo): I love how you reviewed just to tell me that you hate kidz bop. It made me chuckle. I'm with you. I think everyone's with you.

Also, thank you KenzieAnn04 for the chicken dance idea. You go glen coco

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