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Episode 2: Tigerstar, Scoruge, Blackstar

"Hello and welcome to Win a Date With Leafpool! I'm Ivypool, your announcer. Now, welcome to the stage, the amazing, the beautiful, the bossy-"

"Hey!" shouted a voice from backstage. "Stick to the script!"

"Yes O Great One," Ivypool muttered. "Here's Leafpool." Leafpool cam bounding out from behind stage.

"Remind me why I picked you to be my announcer." she demanded.

"You didn't. Whitewing made me." Ivypool retorted. Rosebark's head popped up from behind the camera.

"Hey! We're live! No fighting or we'll get bad reviews from the audience!" she reminded the quarrling she-cats.

"Why am I even here if fighting isn't allowed?" Breezepelt muttered.

"Because you need to keep crazed fans from interrupting the show! We don't have to record you hitting people with stuffed animals!"

"You didn't really answer my question."

"What? Yes I did! I very clearly stated-"

"Ivypool, who's playing today?" Leafpool interrupted.

"Please welcome Tigerstar, Scourge, and Blackstar to the stage!" Ivypool announced.

The toms entered the stage. Tigerstar stood behind the podium closest to Leafpool, with Blackstar beside him and Scourge beside Blackstar.

"Ivypool, what are these toms playing for?" Leafpool asked with a smile.

"You toms are playing for a chance to take Leafpool to Cloudtail and Cloudstar's Skywatching Camp!" the tabby she-cat sighed. "Let's play! Here's the first question; Boxers or Breifs?"

"Boxers." Scourge and Blackstar answered.

"Neither." Tigerstar said with a smile. All eyes shifted to Tigerstar.

"Then what do you wear?" Leafpool asked nervously.

"A thong. See?" Rosebark covered the camera with her paws.

"Woah! We're on ClanTV, live! No one wants to see your butt!" she shrieked, shutting her eyes tight. Breezepelt's head poked out from behind the curtain.

"May I?" he asked calmly.

"Please!" Leafpool howled. Breezepelt ran over to Tigerstar and knocked him out with a giant crocodile chew toy, then dragged him away. The crowd cheered.

"I-I think I need to bleach my eyes." Leafpool said, not blinking. "Give Blackstar and Scourge a point." Ivypool drew tally marks under Blackstar and Scourge's names.

"Scourge and Blackstar have one point. Here's the next question. How often do you bathe yourself?"

"Does a pool of blood covering you count?" Scourge asked. "If so, everyday."

"I guess." Leafpool said. "Blackstar, how about you?"

"Everyday. Russetfur and I-"

"Give Scourge a point!" Leafpool interrupted. Ivypool drew a tally next to Scourge's name.

"Scourge has two points and Blackstar has one. Here's the last question. Can you play the trumpet?"

Both toms said no.

"Just give them both a point." Leafpool huffed.

"Alright, it looks like Scourge is the winner with three points!" Ivypool said with fake enthusiam.

"Yay! Let's go, Scoruge!" Leafpool cheered and dragged the tiny black tom away. Rosebark jumped in front of the camera.

"See you next time on Win a Date With Leafpool!"

Hope you enjoyed the first official episode of Win a Date With Leafpool!

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QUIZ

Which dark forest warrior killed Hollyleaf during the great battle?

Anybody with the right answer gets a plushie and a squirrel!