Shirou walked down the street that lead away from Kotomine's church. "Jeez, that guy doesn't quit." He sighed. Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed a broken part of the street. All that was left was a man in blue tights, who looked like he was about to die. "Well, he wasn't human." Shirou remarked and continued on wards to his home. "Help..." cried the man, who then fully died.

As Shirou entered the market district, he heard a cold, dead like voice coming from an outside restaurant. "Emiya?" Shirou looked over, only to notice Kuzuki sitting right beside a woman with light purple hair. "Oh hello Kuzuki-sensei." Shirou remarked, who then quickly started walking away from the restaurant. "Souichirou-sama? Who was that?" The man shook his head, and returned to looking at his menu. Shirou quickly made it home without anymore interruptions, and swiftly opened the door. Before he could get any further, Saber was standing there, looking rather pissed. "Shirou." Shirou tried to make for the door again, but was grabbed and pulled back into the kitchen.

"Let me kill him!" Cried Gilgamesh as he stood inside the church chapel.

"no." Kotomine replied.

"Dammit Kotomine! You never let me do anything!" Gilgamesh said as he was tapping his foot in irritation.

"You never listen, so I'll have to use a command seal. Good thing I have like fifty." Kirei lifted his arm, and his command seal began to glow through his right arm's clothes. "By the order of my command seal..."

"Kotomine-!"

"You will no long ignore my commands, and you cannot leave this church without my say so." A beam of light shined through the room. Gilgamesh gritted his teeth in anger, and Kirei just stared at him with a smile. "Now that you're out of the way, I shall go see an old friend." Kirei walked out, leaving Gilgamesh to himself.

Sakura heard a knock at her door. She ran over to it, and opened it without hesitation. "Father Kotomine?" Cried Sakura as he let himself in. "Sakura Matou, a pleasure to see you." Kirei turned towards her, now with one of his smiles. "What are you doing here?" She let out, completely ignoring his rude nature. "I'm here to help you gain Emiya's favor." Sakura's shock now turned into excitement as she directed the priest to the Matou estate's dinning room.

Over at the Emiya residence...

"Shirou, I demand to know where you were!" Saber sure doesn't kid around when she's angry. "Well, I was visiting Kotomine's place." Saber's anger turned worst as she grabbed him by the collar of his shirt. "You know what he's capable of! You shouldn't have gone!" Shirou looked away with a face of regret. "Well, I was going to get advice from him, but we were rudely interrupted by you-know-who." Saber let go of his shirt collar, and all the anger left her face. "So, what's for dinner?" Shirou looked at her in shock, almost as if he had seen a ghost.

"You abandoned me at the market, so I bought everything with a gold bar that Gilgamesh sent me."

"Everything...?"

"Everything." She remarked triumphantly, for whatever reason.

"Jeez." Shirou replied while letting out another sigh.

"This is great!" Cried Assassin as he walked through the market district. "Gotta give it to that horrible wench, she sure is brilliant." He insulted her and complemented her at the same time. He walked through the markets, each and every one of them. "First time roaming these streets." He replied to everyone he saw, even if they never even talked to him. Assassin bought himself a blue pinstriped suit, which looked rather good with his blue hair. "Modern times aren't so bad. The wear is just as extravagant as when I was alive." Forget to mention, Assassin is a fantasy heroic spirit. HE NEVER EXISTED!

Assassin quickly made his way to the restaurant that Caster and Kuzuki were dining at. "Yo!" He cried out, although Caster put her hand over her head, trying to ignore him. "Damn, he found it before I could give it to him.." She mumbled to herself as he ran over to the table.

"So this is your world, Master Kuzuki?" He let out, putting his hand on Kuzuki's shoulder. The man simply nodded, and returned to eating. "Assassin, why are you here?"

"You left this in your room, so I took it." He was blunt, not caring about the repercussions. "Assassin, you should know that..." She reached into his pocket and withdrew the device. "I added a teleport home option." She pressed the button, and Assassin disappeared in an instant. "Now we can eat in peace again, Souichirou-sama!"

On the street, the man in blue tights quickly jumped to his feet. "The balance of luck as shifted. I no longer contain the worse luck!" He cried, but was immediately runned over by a large four by four truck. The truck stopped, and three men jumped out of the back of it. "Oh damn, another one. Hey boys, we got us some roadkill! We dining tonight!" They hauled the body into the container, and closed the hatch as the truck sped off.

Kirei watched as it all happened not far away, but didn't seem to care at all. "Two deaths in one night? It must be my birthday." He made his way up the street and entered the church gates. Once he got inside, he saw his chapel completely filled with empty wine bottoms scattered all over the floor. The benches were rearranged into that of a fort, and inside sat Gilgamesh in a throne like seat. "Kirei."

"Gilgamesh!? What did you do!?" He let out in astonishment. "I made myself at home." Kirei regretted forcing him to stay here, but it seems like it will work out, at least before Gil trashed the church. You see, Kirei was planning this since Shirou arrived, but it horribly backfired. "Kirei, you should go for a stroll through the streets."

"I just did." Gilgamesh shook his head. "Listen to your king, for I always know what's best!"

"You aren't my king, Gilgamesh." Kirei answered, not hesitating one bit at all.

"THEN WHO IS?!"

"Jesus." Kirei replied, not showing any emotion in his answer.

"But you're evil!" Gilgamesh let out in shock.

"I know."

Author's notes: Yes, I know this one was short, but I've been so busy with school that I couldn't get anymore done on it. So i'll be breaking it into two parts, that way it won't take me as long to get it out.

If you get the reference at the end of this chapter, congrats! You get a hug from Kirei, in his basement.