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Hoshi: On to the Triforce crowd.
Disclaimer: The opinions expressed by the smashers in this fic do not necessarily reflect my opinions or my creator's or the other OC's. Don't assume you know any of us…unless you hang out with KN in real life, then you probably know her pretty well, at least. Also, vote for whoever the hell you want, and don't let anyone discourage you otherwise.
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Link
Who the heck was he supposed to vote for?
There was Midna, Fi, Malon, Saria, Ruto…okay, maybe not Ruto, Impa, a goron, a zora, a deku shrub, Epona, Skullkid…wait no that's a terrible idea moon final smash NIGHTMARESNIGHTMARESNIGHTMARES, the happy mask salesman oh man that was an even worse idea EVENMORENIGHTMARES, Hilda, Lana, Agitha…isn't even a fighter, Postman…also isn't a fighter, Illia, Dark Link…ew no and besides they already had Dark Pit, Vaati…eh, Ghirahim ew no way, and Tingle WAIT NO STOP BAD IDEA BAD.
He sighed.
Well, Midna was already an assist trophy as well as a fighter in Hyrule Warriors. Lana, Agitha, Fi, and Impa also helped him fight in Hyrule Warriors, so they'd all probably want a break. And Tingle and Skullkid were already assist trophies while Dark Link was a palette swap and SHOULD REMAIN A PALETTE SWAP.
He was forgetting someone.
A fairy flew out from behind him.
Oh Nayru.
Link voted for Navi and had no regrets whatsoever. She was such a bizarre choice, there was no way she'd get votes anyway.
Toon Link
Toon Link was trying to decide between his trusty faithful boat, Makar, Medli, and Toon Zelda.
His boat was terrifying, Makar could play music, Medli could fly, and Toon Zelda…well, if Link had him, then Princess Zelda could have hers! Tetra could even be a special transformation move!
Oh wait, they didn't have special transformation moves anymore.
…
Toon Link added Tetra to his list of people to consider.
After much deliberation, Toon Link voted for Aryll.
Aryll was such a cute little sister, no one could possibly think to hurt her! She'd be unstoppable!
Ganondorf
Ganondorf lounged in his room mulling over his options.
On the one hand, he could just vote for Navi or Tingle or a cuckoo just to annoy Link and Princess Zelda, but voting for the fairy or whatever Tingle was or a chicken also meant he'd be at risk of their antics as well.
And besides, Navi already had like…five hundred votes. What was that idiot Link thinking?!
He could also vote for Ghirahim or Dark Link or Vaati if only to have another villain in the roster, but then they'd try to take his spot as the best villain of Smash Brothers.
Not that they could. He was much too impressive to lose to those peasants.
He sighed and decided to vote for Zant.
At least then he'd have a lackey.
Princess Zelda
Zelda voted for Impa.
Impa was more of a mother to her than Hyrule's queen, her protector when Link couldn't be there, an amazing fighter in her own right, and her most trusted person besides Sheik.
And Impa was badass. Why wouldn't anyone vote for her?
Sheik
Sheik also voted for Impa.
Impa taught her the ways of the Sheikah, guided her in her journey, and was Zelda's important friend as well.
And besides, Impa and her could skin Link alive if he dared hurt Zelda. Sheik liked having insurance.
And Navi had like a thousand more votes, so she needed to stop this madness.
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Hoshi: I'm worried for Link's safety.