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Hoshi: Spaaaaaace! I have foxes, birds, Samuses, and pikmin.

Disclaimer: The opinions expressed by the smashers in this fic do not necessarily reflect my opinions or my creator's or the other OC's. Don't assume you know any of us…unless you hang out with KN in real life, then you probably know her pretty well, at least. Also, vote for whoever the hell you want, and don't let anyone discourage you otherwise.

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Fox McCloud

Fox voted for Krystal because he had been wanting Krystal to join the roster since like Melee.

ISN'T IT HER TIME TO SHINE YET, I MEAN COME ON!

Though, he supposed he was glad Wolf didn't return.

Now if he could just get people to stop voting for Slippy.

WHY WERE PEOPLE VOTING FOR SLIPPY ANYWAY?!

Sometimes, Fox really hated these people and their joke votes…

Falco Lombardi

Falco didn't really care so long as people stopped voting for Slippy.

SERIOUSLY, PEOPLE.

Wasn't Navi's crazy popularity enough for them?

He watched Fox agonize over the ever-updating results list and sighed.

He supposed it couldn't hurt to just vote for Krystal.

It'd be one less vote for Slippy, at least.

And just as he said that, Slippy got two hundred more votes.

…well, dammit.

Samus Aran

Why were people voting for Ridley?

Why were people voting for RIDLEY?

WHY WERE PEOPLE VOTING FOR RIDLEY?

Samus groaned and went back to her lab. If Ridley won the poll because of THOSE FANS, then she was going to have to develop some new weapons to make that scumbag wish he hadn't won.

She voted for Anthony because there weren't really a whole lot of other people in her franchise she could vote for. Anthony was cool. He didn't render her unable to use weapons or anything LIKE SOMEONE SHE KNEW.

And she didn't care enough about the other smashers to vote for their friends either.

Because Samus was SUPER BADASS BOUNTY HUNTER who doesn't make friends and DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING.

…yeah.

Zero Suit Samus

WHY WERE PEOPLE VOTING FOR RIDLEY?!

Zero Suit Samus groaned.

Seriously, why? What was so appealing about this scumbag?!

She sighed.

Zero Suit Samus didn't vote for anyone because she is SO EMPOWERED and SUPER INDEPENDENT WOMAN DON'T NEED NO MAN.

…nah, she voted for Anthony, but that's because she didn't really care either way so long as Ridley didn't get any more votes.

Ridley ranked number two in the votes.

Zero Suit Samus cursed loudly.

Olimar

Olimar wasn't sure who to vote for. He could vote for Louie, but Louie would kind of just eat everything. They already had Kirby and Yoshi, so that would be pretty bad.

Hmm…

Olimar looked at the voting list and saw the name, 'Daisy.'

Oh, that sounds like a good person! Olimar had always had good luck with plant-like things. Fruits made juice to keep him from starving. Some berries helped him make a spray to defeat his enemies. Heck, his pikmin were like plants (maybe because they practically were plants) and they helped him save his company and survive!

This 'Daisy' plant-like person would surely be a good choice as well!

Alph

It wasn't like Alph didn't like Olimar or anything. Olimar was a good Hocotatian man, but he wasn't from Koppai.

And a Hocotatian just didn't understand the joys of fruit.

Vegetables were gross and made you crazy!

Oh, but the Pikmin were like carrots, weren't they? Pikmin were okay. Pikmin were more than okay! Pikmin are awesome!

Alph wished his captain or Britney were here, though.

Wait, he could vote for one of them!

…but who should he vote for?

…oh no. Oh NO. OH NO!

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Hoshi: I don't know enough about Slippy to hate him, honestly.