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Hoshi: DK and boxing and racing, YEAH.

Disclaimer: The opinions expressed by the smashers in this fic do not necessarily reflect my opinions or my creator's or the other OC's. Don't assume you know any of us…unless you hang out with KN in real life, then you probably know her pretty well, at least. Also, vote for whoever the hell you want, and don't let anyone discourage you otherwise.

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Donkey Kong

Donkey Kong wasn't allowed to vote anymore because he kept voting for bananas.

Well, how was he supposed to know you were supposed to vote for a fighter, anyway?!

Then again, if he had known, he would've voted for Candy Kong, and she wasn't really much of a fighter.

Not that that stopped them from including Villager or anything.

Oh, bananas actually got some votes. Yes, good.

Diddy Kong

Diddy Kong voted for Dixie Kong.

…okay, but what else were people expecting?

Dixie Kong could fight, could hover in the air, and all that jazz. She'd be an awesome addition!

And Smash Bros could use some more simians…

Little Mac

Little Mac stared at the long list of fighters he had had matches with, and solemnly decided that none of them were worth voting for.

And DK was kind of already here, so…

He sat back and looked at the ceiling in thought. He then walked over to his punching bag to hit it a couple times. Then he went back to staring at the ceiling. Then the punching bag. Then staring again.

He was about to hit the bag when an idea hit him.

He didn't need to bring any new fighters here. Smash Bros already had plenty of good fighters. He just needed to bring someone who would encourage him to fight harder.

Someone with inspirational lines like, "What's your favorite ice cream koan, mine's chocolate."

Yeah, someone like Doc Louis!

He hit his punching bag again before voting for his trainer. Everyone was going to be so inspired now!

Captain Falcon

Voted for a girl. Name was Jane or something. Hot. Kind of looks like Samus, actually. Racer. Can never tell what age she is. Says she's twenty. Captain Falcon's not sure if he believes that.

YESZ.

And maybe they could talk about cars together and poke fun at Samurai Goroh.

EVEN BETTER.

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Hoshi: I don't know if voting for your girlfriend to come to a fighting game is a good idea… You'd kind of have to fight her, you know? Unless you both like that, I guess.