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Hoshi: Together they vote!

Disclaimer: The opinions expressed by the smashers in this fic do not necessarily reflect my opinions or my creator's or the other OC's. Don't assume you know any of us…unless you hang out with KN in real life, then you probably know her pretty well, at least. Also, vote for whoever the hell you want, and don't let anyone discourage you otherwise.

Hoshi: Bonus guest appearances ahoy.

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Marth Lowell

"Get out of my way."

It was a simple and effective command spoken in a near demonic voice that parted the crowds and made a path for the Hero King. The black aura emanating him was not unlike the aura that surrounded the Robins when they were about to summon Grima.

He calmly walked down the path, neatly wrote "Roy" on his slip, and handed the vote in. Satisfied, he grinned and turned back to the quivering crowd.

"Thanks, everyone." He beamed to almost blinding levels as sparkles fell around him. He walked back to his room whistling cheerfully as the crowd merged back together and wondered what the hell Marth Lowell was.

The Hero King was almost certain that Roy wouldn't get in the Smash Brothers roster again, but…

He was content with having a shot at it, at least. Exchanging letters with his best friend in this goddessforsaken toybox wasn't the same as talking with him.

Ike

Ike wasn't going to vote for any of friends.

Screw that.

As if he wanted to condemn Soren or Ranulf or even his little sister to being confined in this toybox from Ashera's Judgment! He could probably condemn the Black Knight to it, but screw that cheating Eclipse-using stupidly high stats boss. Dude was dead anyway…hopefully.

And well, Marth would probably attack anyone that wasn't his wife, his soldiers, his descendents, Roy, Roy's family, or someone who's ruled a country.

How lucky for him that he was none of the above…

So Ike only had one choice, really. Vote for the guy he knew Marth liked enough to listen to and discourage the crazy ex-prince from trying to cause him bodily harm every now and again.

Roy.

And besides, he liked Roy. Roy sent him souvenirs sometimes from traveling when they exchanged letters. Like dried meat. Mmm.

Voting for Roy put Marth in an even better mood. Maybe he could finally get a good night's sleep for once!

Lyn (Wait, she's not a smasher)

Lyn voted for Roy.

Because she was drowning in a sea of blue-haired lords and dammit, Smash Bros, Fire Emblem isn't just blue-haired swordwielders all the time every time.

Or even swordwielders in general…

Well, she could've also voted for herself, now that she thought about it, but…

It'd be nice to have another person from Elibe to talk to.

And he was her possible son! They could do all sorts of possible mother-son bonding things they couldn't do back in Pherae!

But he had a pretty slim chance of getting in with all the other characters' popularity…

Lyn made "Vote for Roy" posters. Marth helped her put them up. She knew she liked that kid for a reason.

Lucina

Lucina voted for her father.

Yes, she admired the Hero King a lot, and yes, she had heard many good things about Pherae's Young Lion as well as his father and possible mother, but Chrom was more important.

Then again, having Chrom as a fighter might change the Robins' Final Smash to summoning Grima, but that was okay. She took that dragon down once…after failing…and she needed everyone's help to take it down the second time…but the point was that SHE'D TAKE GRIMA OUT AGAIN if she had to!

And her father was plenty unique enough to be a fighter for Smash Bros!

He had the whole asymmetrical one shoulder thi-, wait, no, Ike had that too. Her father has the Falchio-, wait, no, she and Marth had that too. Her father could wield a bow-, wait, so can Link, Toon Link, Zelda, Sheik, Pit, and Dark Pit….

…

She was still voting for Chrom, anyway.

Robin (M)

Robin (Dude) voted for Chrom.

Yeah, he could've voted for Tiki or Cordelia or Tharj—ahahaha, no, not Tharja not ever, or any of his other tens of possible wives, heck, he even could've voted for his precious daughter, but well…

Chrom was special.

Two halves of the same whole and all.

Also, he managed to team up with his girl self to at least get Chrom included as a Final Smash, so heck if they weren't going to go all the way and get him as a smasher!

And ALL WHO STOOD IN THEIR WAY WOULD BE CRUSHED LIKE THE VERMIN THEY WERE AHAHAHA!

…he really needed to get Grima under control some day.

Robin (F)

Robin (Dudette) voted for Chrom.

Yeah, she could've voted for Lon'qu or Gaius or Rick—wait, no, I mean, she did marry Ricken once and all, but that's kind of awkward, hahaha, or any of her other tens of possible wives (this is not a typo), heck, she even could've voted for her precious son, but well…

Chrom saw her naked once. She was going to make him take more responsibility, darn it.

Also, she managed to team up with her guy self to at least get Chrom included as a Final Smash, so why not just go all the way and make him a smasher too?

And then the Ylisseans will rule the world and take over the Smash Bros toybox AHAHAHA!

…shoot, that was Grima talking again. She really needed to get that under control…

Chrom (wait, he's not a smasher either)

"It just seems vai-!" Chrom stopped short at the glares of his tacticians.

"Look, Chrom, that wench, Lyn, is running a stupid 'Vote for Roy' campaign that goes against the 'Vote for Chrom' campaign that Lucina, male me, and I worked so very hard to create for you." Robin (Chick) explained venomously. "It's going to look sad if you don't even vote for yourself!"

"…I thought you liked Lyn." Chrom said. "Why the sudden name-calling?"

"Oh, Lyn's cool and all." Robin (Not a chick) shrugged. "We are not and will never be the tactician she knew, but we do feel a sort of bond with her." He smiled fondly before he frowned again. "But we refuse to lose to some little Sacaen girl of the Plains."

"I will take down the Hero King myself if I have to in order to ensure your victory, father." Lucina declared resolutely. "And the Radiant Hero too. Dastard probably thinks he's better than you just 'cause he got into the roster when you didn't." Lucina growled at the thought.

"I don't think the Radiant Hero thinks that at all?" Chrom wondered. "A-anyway, why the sudden hostility towards your fellow franchise members? I thought you all got along."

The Robins and Lucina laughed, a loud cackling mix echoed through the halls. They then gave Chrom a straight look.

"Chrom, we spent a lot of our time destroying their cheap Outrealm copies for funds and rare items." Robin (XY chromosomes) shook his head. "Of course we're going to destroy their genuine selves at this too."

"They'll never know what hit them." Robin (XX chromosomes) said as her eyes glowed purple. "We'll even bring in a fellgod if we have to. Crush their spirits completely even when we all know you'd beat the Young Lion in popularity alone."

"…I'm going to ask permission to bring Libra here and teach you all about peace again." Chrom decided. "You all need Naga." He turned in his ballot. "But…I did vote for myself as well. It'd be a waste of your efforts otherwise."

"Aw, we knew you'd see it our way!" the Robins attached themselves to Chrom. Feeling left out, Lucina gave her father a hug too. Marth, Lyn, and Ike then entered the room.

"Descendents." Marth stated coldly. "I am very disappointed in you." He drew his sword and pointed it at Chrom. "You have made a powerful enemy today, though. I hope you've prepared yourself because I wasn't called a legend for no good reason."

"Screw you Not-Marks too!" Lyn drew her sword as well. "At least my tactician wasn't a self-insert mary sue fellgod thing! Mark was more charming than you curs would ever be!"

"I don't care." Ike placed a hand on his forehead in exasperation. "You're all freaking lunatics! Geez!" He pulled Chrom out of the mess. "Look, you guys can go and kill each other for all I care. I'm going to get something to eat with Chrom."

"Okay." Everyone except Ike and Chrom answered. "This'll be a quick fight anyway." Ike didn't even look back as he led Chrom out of the room.

"They're not really going to kill each other, are they?" Chrom asked.

"It's just a thing we say here." Ike replied.

'Nah, they're totally going to kill each other.' Was what the Tellian lord thought.

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Hoshi: I meant for this to be as short as the other chapters. I don't know how this happened. But hey, this is an actual war right here!