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Hoshi: Are we still crashing this third party?

Disclaimer: The opinions expressed by the smashers in this fic do not necessarily reflect my opinions or my creator's or the other OC's. Don't assume you know any of us…unless you hang out with KN in real life, then you probably know her pretty well, at least. Also, vote for whoever the hell you want, and don't let anyone discourage you otherwise.

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Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic voted for Amy Rose.

…

AHAHAHAHA, nah!

Obviously, he'd vote for his buddy, Tails.

…yeah, no. No, he didn't.

…so, Shadow, then?

Ha! Like Smash Bros needed any more palette swaps for playable fighters, pfft!

Sonic voted for Knuckles.

Yes, this is serious.

What? What do you have against Knuckles?!

Smash Bros would have to be renamed, "Super Smash Brothers & Knuckles" if Knuckles got in, and Sonic thought that was beautiful.

…and no, Sonic was not just upset that they refused to re-title Smash Brothers "Super Sonic Smash."

His proposal was brilliant, dammit! They just don't understand or appreciate his wit…

Megaman

Let's see, there was Air Man, Aircon Man (what?), Aqua Man, Arcade man (Cool), Astro Man, Barrage Man, Blade Man, Blizzard man (General Winter?), Bomb Man, Bond Man, Break Man, Bright Man, Bubble Man, Burner Man, Burst man, Centaur Man (So he's like 50% man, 25% horse, and 25% robot or something?), Charge Man, Chill Man, Cloud Man, Clown Man (um, what?), Cold Man (Grab a blanket, dude), Commando Man, Compass Man (Bet he never gets lost), Concrete Man, Crash Man, Crystal Man (Is there a gold version?), Cut Man, Dangan Man, Dark Man, Drill Man (PIERCE THE HEAVENS), Dust Man (…I hope he has bunnies), Dynamo Man, Elec Man, Express Man, Fake Man (well, he IS a robot), Fire Man, Flame Man (…UM?!), Flash Man, Freeze Man (Buddies with General Winter?), Frost Man (Jack Frost!), Galaxy Man, Garbage Man (This paragraph is garbage), Gemini Man, Gravity Man, Grenade Man, Ground Man, Guts Man, Guts Man G (Now with 100% more G), Hard Man, Heat Man (All heat and no fire, eh?), Hornet Man, Ice Man (You've got to be kidding me), Jewel Man, Junk Man (Besties with Garbage Man), Knight Man, Komuso Man, Konro Man.

SHEESH, HOW BIG IS THIS?!

Magic Man, Magma Man, Magnet Man, Mega Man? (I am also confused), Metal Man, Multi Man, Needle Man, Nitro Man, Oil Man, Pharaoh Man (YUGI), Pirate Man (LUFFY), Plant Man (gather more for a Garden Man), Plug Man, Pump Man, Quake Woman (Wait, woman? What? Wow!), Quick Man, Ring Man, Search Man (Bing?!), Shade Man, Shadow Man, Sheep Man, Skull Man (Luffy, you forgot this for your flag!), Slash Man (OH TYPICAL! You have slash, but no femslash! You lack so much imagination and actual good writing skills blahblahblah), Snake Man, Solar Man, Spark Man (Elec Man, I found your brother!), Splash Woman (GASP, ANOTHER ONE! Wow!), Spring Man, Star Man, Stone Man, Strike Man, Sword Man, Tengu Man, Time Man, Toad Man (Princess Peach was looking for you), Tomahawk Man, Top Man (dreidel, dreidel, dreidel), Tornado Man (You spin me right 'round), Turbo Man, Wave Man (Gotta greet the customers, dude), Wind Man, Wood Man, and Yamato Man.

Megaman sighed.

How was he going to choose from this obscenely long list?!

Screw it, he was going to vote for Protoman or something.

Pac-man

Pac-man voted for Mrs. Pac-man.

'Cause hell if he was going to vote for Inky, Blinky, Pinky, or Sue.

Or food.

Or a common enemy.

Or a fairy.

Or a dragon-like alien creature that killed a blonde bounty hunter's entire colony.

Or a frog that could pilot a spacecraft.

Pac-man really had to question why bananas, goomba, Navi, Ridley, and Slippy still dominated the polls, but well, it wasn't any of his business to question the popular choices.

Shulk

Melia.

No, Fiora.

No, Melia.

But Fiora.

Then again, Melia.

FIORA.

REYN. Wait, what? Well, no, he'd probably have to stop saying, "Now it's Shulk time," and he liked that taunt. Hm, he could always vote for Sharla, but she kept trying to push him towards Melia, so…

Shulk sighed.

Honestly, he didn't want to start any more ship wars, he wanted to keep his taunts, and Dunban and Riki probably couldn't get in considering they were in his Final Smash and Riki was also an assist trophy.

…not that stopped the Fire Emblem guys or Wario…

He supposed he could always vote for Metal Face. People wanted that stage hazard, Ridley, for some reason, so why not Metal Face?

Shulk could use something to take his anger out on, honestly.

And Metal Face could use a good punch. Or slash. Or a hundred. Probably a thousand.

All this talk about beating up Metal Face made Shulk go to the Gaur Plain stage without even realizing it.

Oh yeah, if Metal Face won, Shulk couldn't wait for the satisfaction.

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Hoshi: And that's the last chapter, everybody! It was meant to be short and fun, but I think I got carried away. Whoops! Well, at least we had fun… If not, feel free to complain in the reviews!