Harley was running through the mansion crying again after another fight with Bruce. The fact that this man, Jack, looked so much like the Joker it was tearing Bruce and Harley apart. Harley ran into one of the bedrooms to think about how Jack looked anything like Joker.

No no, he can't be Jay, something about Jack is just so…different. Well apart from the brown hair and flesh colored skin but the way he acts is different. He's kind and formal and if Jay was anything it was not formal.

Harley chuckled at that last thought until she noticed where she was, she was in Jack's room.

Oh no, I-I'm in his room

It took a moment for Harley to calm down she was afraid of him, after Harley calmed down she decided to take it as an opportunity to look around for any hints that he wasn't who he said he was. She was especially looking for things that pointed to the Joker, she walked around the room and noticed it was particularly clean.

Jay wouldn't be this clean, maybe Jack is telling the…

Her thoughts trailed off as she looked over at the bathroom door that was open not enough to see in but open none the less. Harley walked over to it, she listened to make sure no one was inside and when she had confirmed that she wouldn't walk in to the sight of a butt naked Jack Napier she opened the door. It was a mess inside the bathroom, there were boxes cast along the floor and bottles messily place on the sink. She took a closer look at some of the boxes on the floor to reveal that they were skin pigmentation drugs, people would use them to temporarily change the tone of their skin color. She than looked at the bottles on the counter and they were muscle relaxants, pretty straight forward.

Oh my god, its-its him, Jack Napier is The Joker!...wait…this means Jay is alive! How did he survive the fall though? Screw that all that matters is my Mr J is alive but first I need Jack to admit that he is Jay.

Harley ran into Bruce's office to talk to him, he was sitting at his desk talking on the phone to Lucius Fox. Harley bounced up and down in emergency, Bruce ended the call as quick as he could so he could hear what Harley needed to tell him.

"Yes Harley what is it?" Bruce asked

"Jack is The Joker! I found muscle relaxants and skin pigmentation drugs in his bathroom and I wouldn't be surprised if there was hair dye in there as well but what I don't understand is why he's been pretending to be Jack Napier" she replied all to quickly

"Ok ok, take me to his bathroom and we'll have a look" Bruce said standing up, Harley began leading him to Jack's bathroom.

"You better believe me"

"I don't think that The Joker being alive is something someone would joke about"

They got to Jack's bathroom and Harley noticed that all the boxes and bottles were gone, there was also no hair dye anywhere in the bathroom.

"It was here! I know it was! I saw it!" Harley said looking through all the draws.

"Harley I think you're just paranoid"

"No! Bruce you've got to believe me! Jack is The Joker!" she said as she made a mess in the bathroom looking through the draws.

"Is there something you need?" came the familiar voice from the door way, Jack was standing at the door with a confused look on his face.

"It's ok Jack, Harley's just been a bit paranoid lately"

"Where did you put it all?!" Harley yelled at Jack

"All of what?" Jack asked slightly intimidated

"The relaxants and pigmentation medications"

"I wouldn't know, I don't use unnecessary medications" Jack finally answered

"Oh but they are necessary aren't they to make sure no one knows your identity…your real identity"

"Miss Quinn what on earth are you on about?"

"Don't fuck with me Jay!" Harley yelled at Jack

"Miss Quinn I don't know anyone named Jay"

"Jay, I'm not in the mood to be pissed off" she was completely sure that the man standing in front of her was Jay. Bruce picked her up and swung her over his shoulder. She started to kick and scream as he carried her out of Jacks bedroom. Harley looked up to see Jack grinning at her as the Joker would.

"Put me down you bastard!" Harley screamed and Bruce put Harley down.

"Harley you're paranoid"

"I'M NOT PARANOID, I KNOW JACK NAPIER IS THE JOKER AND HE'S UP TO SOMETHING!"

Suddenly a gloved hand grabbed her from behind and covered her mouth, Jack Harley thought is he finally going to cut his losses and kill me already? She then realised that the gloved hand was holding something, a cloth was being held over her mouth. She smelt chemicals chloroform, why would he chloroform me if he wants to… she heard a silent chuckling next to her ear.

"Sleep tight" Jack chuckled, she noticed that Bruce was on the ground next to her Dammit he knocked out Bruce while I was screaming. She fell unconscious from the high dosage of chloroform, the last thing she saw was Jack looming over her with that Joker smile on his face.

Joker's warehouse

Bruce awoke in a warehouse tied up to a chair, Harley was next to him looking horrified at something in front of him. He looked forward, Jack was grinning at him waving his hand slowly in front of his face. He was smiling wider now, the muscle relaxant must have worn off.

"Bruuuce, Bruuuuccceee, can ya hear me…Bruce?" Jack asked getting closer to Bruce's face, Bruce head butted Jack and he fell backwards onto the floor.

"Why Jack?! Did he get you to…" Bruce began before Jack interrupted him.

"He? You really don't recognise me do you Bats" he said standing up "Then again I didn't think you would, there were the muscle relaxant that wore off a while ago, hard to keep my face this way if I'm honest. And the skin, do you know how much Afamelanotide and such I had to take? Today is just make up so I stood at a distance but still…" Bruce looked at him in shock, half of his face was bone white where he had head butted him. Jack took out a mirror and looked at the side of his face "Well may as well go all the way" Jack said as he picked up a bucket of water pouring it over his head. His hair instantly turn green, the remaining make up washed off and his notorious smile returned to his face.

Bruce looked up at him in horror "H-how are y-you alive?"

"Oh don't look so surprised Bats! You knew this would happen sooner or later, you knew somewhere deep inside you" Joker said leaning over Bruce.

"What do you want?" Bruce asked in fear of the response

"Guess who knows who batman is?" Joker said chuckling.

Bruce realised what he meant, I told him that I am Batman and I let him on the bat computer "No" was all Bruce managed to say.

"Master Bruce forgive me, this is all my fault. I let this monster into your home" Bruce and Harley recognised the voice as Alfred's. Joker walked towards another chair where Alfred was chained down.

"What did I say about talking" Joker asked in a firm tone

Alfred spat in his face "Leave now you bastard"

The Joker chuckled as he wiped the spit off his face "I burned your eyes with ammonia and look I'll do it again! Just for fun!" Joker laughed manically as he poured the bleach into his eyes.

"Get away from him" Bruce said through clenched teeth.

"Alfie!" Harley yelled and started to cry.

"And you" Joker said pointing to Harley "You little slut, I'm not happy with you"

"W-what?" Harley asked sniffling

"I go away and all of a sudden you got new friends, even picked a new guy!" He said

"I did it for you baby, who else would I lie for?" he looked at her unconvinced, she leaned in as far as she could with the chains restraining her "Nobody, that's who" she said seductively into his ear, he shuddered.

She kissed his neck "It'll be just like old times" she whispered.