Phobias

By: Aubrie1234

Arachnephobia or Arachnophobia: The Fear of Spiders

Misty POV

"We're lost again, aren't we?" I asked the dense-as-a-doorknob boy, a.k.a. Ash, in front of me as we walked through another forest.

"Uh... I don't know what you're talking about, Misty! We're almost out of the forest as it says on the map." he lied. I could tell we were lost because the map was upside down.

"Ash... you know we're lost, don't you?" I asked, getting mad at him.

"..."

"Answer me, NOW." I told him, really angry.

"...yeah, we are." he said. Then, I brought out my mallet and hit him over the head with it, yelling: "We're lost and could get ambushed by bugs and other things now that you've got us lost!"

"Don't forget spiders." he said as I used my mallet again.

"Spiders aren't bugs, Ash." I told him.

"Then why are some bug-type pokemon spiders?"

"I don't know..."

"Maybe it's because spiders ARE bugs, Misty!" he started to argue.

"THEY ARE NOT!" I roared, hitting him again.

"ARE TOO!"

"ARE NOT!"

"ARE TOO!"

"ARE NOT!"

"ARE NOT!"

"ARE TOO!"

"ARE NOT!"

"ARE TOO AND THAT'S FINAL!" I yelled at him. Then, I saw him smirk and I realized what he had tricked me to do. Then I smacked him over the head with my mallet again.

"Ok, they ARE bugs. Does that make you happy, Ash?" I ask him. He grins and says: "It sure does Misty! Now that means you have Arachnophobia!" Another smack and he's knocked out.


Well, that's Arachnophobia: The Fear of Spiders for you. Another oneshot, but a good one. Anyway, please R&R (read and review) and give me more ideas on who should have what phobia.