Silver and Melody

By: Aubrie1234

"Why are we visiting Silver again, Green?" Blue asked as he was dragged to said trainer's house. He, the Kanto Quartet, Hoenn Twosome, and Johto and Sinnoh Trios, were visiting Silver for a few days because of Green's pestering. Blue wouldn't go, though, so Green had to drag him there herself. The others were going with only a little begging from her and of their own will.

"He needs someone to visit him every-so-often, so I decided that we all should stay with him for a while!" she answered, smiling.

"Does it have enough rooms for all of us, though?" Ruby asked, walking a ways behind the two.

"I was the one who got the house for him after all, so YES! Anyway, THERE IT IS!" Green told him, pointing to the house.

"Then why is the door open, Green?" Pearl asked.

"It shouldn't be open. Silver sleeps late nowadays, so he should still be asleep." Green told him, running over to the doorway. She peeked inside and was almost run over by Sneasel.

"Wha-?! Oh, Green! Thank-goodness! I need you to come to Silver's room, quick! There's this weird person who came in a few minutes earlier and-" she tried to tell the pokemon trainer, who couldn't understand a word she said.

"Whoa, slow down Sneasel. Where's Silver?" Green asked the pokemon, interrupting her speech. Sneasel slapped her claws to her forehead in a faceplam and said to herself: "Of course I forgot. None of them except Yellow can understand me, and she can only understand me when she's touching me and reading my thoughts." The pokemon then tugged at Green's arm and led her to the stairs, pointing up to it.

"Silver is up there, dummy!"

"Are you trying to tell me that Silver is up in his room, Sneasel?"

"Yes, but he, Feraligatr, Murkrow, and Tyranitar need HELP! GO UP THERE ALREADY!"

"Why are you so worked up, Sneasel? Silver is asleep, so he shouldn't be disturbed."

"UGH! YOU HUMANS ARE SO DUMB THAT YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND THAT SILVER NEEDS HELP! DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT ON A PIECE OF PAPPER FOR YOU?! HE. NEEDS. HELP!" Sneasel ranted, getting a piece of paper and writing on it with a pen. She then showed Green the paper and said: "You had better understand this, or I will personally freeze you with my Icy Wind attack right here and now."

"Silver's in trouble?! Why didn't you say so, Sneasel?!"

"That's what I've been trying to tell you these past few minutes! Now, HELP HIM ALREADY OR I WILL DRAG YOU UP THERE MYSELF!"

"We need to go upstairs and see what's wrong, then! Sneasel, lead the way!" Green told the pokemon, ignoring what she said earlier.

"Of course, ignore what I said and tell me to lead the way. Well, I will because, YOU HUMANS COULDN'T EVEN FIND YOUR WAY OUT OF A PAPER BAG IF THE EXIT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! Ehem, now follow me." Sneasel told them, going up the stairs and outside Silver's room.

"He's in there? Are you sure, Sneasel? His Feraligatr should be able to protect him." Crystal told the pokemon. Sneasel glared at her and said: "Look at this, then." She then pushed open the door and everyone started in shock at the sight of the room. Giant flypaper and traps littered the floor and walls everywhere, making it nearly impossible to move without getting stuck or hurt. Murkrow was stuck to a piece of flypaper draped on the wall to their right, while Tyranitar had his foot stuck in a bear-trap on the other side. In the middle, though, were Silver and Feraligatr, tied back-to-back, hanging from the ceiling.

"Well? Don't just stand there! HELP ME DOWN!" Silver told the group angrily.

"...What happened in here?!" Sapphire asked, completely ignoring Silver's yell. He twitched angrily, raising his eyebrow slightly, then said in a strained voice: "I'll tell you if you let me DOWN!" They did, then helped get Tyranitar and Murkrow free. The two pokemon went out into the hall and looked around before heading back to the ground-floor, grumbling something along the lines of: "If that human really is human and Silver's sister, she and her Feraligatr are insane."

"Now, what happened here, Silver?" Red asked, surveying the rest of the room.

"Well, this morning, I found out two things."

"Which are?"

"One, I found out I have a real sister, not Green."

"Well, that's good. What's the other thing?"

"My sister is insane, along with her Feraligatr."

"Come on, Silver. She can be that bad!" Gold told the redhead. He glared at him before saying: "She's the one who did this to my room, Gold. It looks like a deathtrap, if you hadn't noticed!"

"Your sister did this? She must be very good at setting traps." Platinum said, looking around the room.

"Not. Helping." Silver growled to her through gritted teeth. Then, they heard footsteps coming down the hallway towards them.

"Oh no." Silver said before going to hide behind Crystal and Gold, who both gave him weird looks.


Normal POV

"His friends are here, I can feel it. What do you think we should tell them, Croc?" I asked my pokemon. She shrugged her shoulders, walking along beside me to my brother's room.

"Eh. Don't ask me. He'll tell them the truth anyway, so it would be best to defend yourself. Besides, he isn't going to be happy about what you just did to his Tyranitar and Murkrow."

"Would anyone?"

"Hmm... Good point."

"...I just thought of something good."

"Does it involve your brother's friends?"

"Oh yeah."

"Then I'm in." Croc told me as we stopped right beside the doorway to my brother's room, grinning like a maniac. My favorite kind of grin.


Poor guys. They're in for some torture now. Will they be able to survive Melody's insane-ness? What happened to Tyranitar and Murkrow? What does Green want to say about Melody being Silver's real sister? Find out next time on Silver and Melody!