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Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of the Twilight characters.

Rated M for language.

Squeak…Squeak…Squeak…

'Fucking hell…'

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Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak

Bella huffed and rolled onto her side.

Jacob's sofa was making the most annoying noises ever, and his constant swearing was grating on her nerves.

"Jake!"

'What?'

"Stop moving! You're making too much noise." She complained in the dark.

The springy mattress creaked under his weight as he tossed and turned some more.

'I think.'

squeak

'That…'

The ancient mattress suddenly collapsed with a loud THUD and Jacob realized that he had successfully destroyed his childhood sofa…all because he wanted to see Bella sprawled out on his bed, spreading her scent over his sheets.

His wolf was addicted to her strawberries & champagne body mist.

"Jake? Did you break the couch?" She blindly reached for the nearby lava lamp and turned it on.

The quiet hum of the A/C filled the room as she surveyed the damage, her half-lidded eyes landing on Jacob who was trying to extract himself from the ruined mattress.

His fluid movements reminded Bella of a predator; a sexy naughty wolf who had nowhere to sleep.

'Uh...I think so.' He scratched his bed hair, pulling out his pillow from under the wreckage.

"I told you I didn't mind sleeping on the poor sofa, but you're too damn stubborn." She sighed.

'Are you nuts? I have a reputation to uphold, and letting you take the sofa would've hurt my street cred big time.'

"I see…" Bella bit her lip. "So, you basically offered me your bed so that your reputation remains untarnished."

'Exactly.' Jacob nodded, moving to stand next to his king-sized baby.

'Now scoot over.'

Bella shook her head, refusing to move an inch. "I'm not scooting anywhere, Black."

'Oh come on, Bells. I promise I'll behave...or not.' He smirked.

"Jake." She gave him a stern look, and in return, Jacob wiggled his puppy eyebrows and kneeled on the carpet.

'Please, munchkin. I have the early morning shift tomorrow and I need my beauty sleep.'

"Ugh…fine. Get in, but no funny business, ok?" She grumbled before scooting over to the left side of the bed.

Bella then proceeded to divide the mattress using the pillows she'd brought along with her. They were white and fluffy with tiny little unicorns printed on them.

'Fine. Go ahead. Build your cock-blocking unicorn fortress.' He snickered.

"I'm a fan of boundaries, unlike you." She told him while rearranging said pillows.

'You're right.' Jacob grinned. 'I have no boundaries, in fact…' He crawled towards her. 'Boundaries are NOT allowed on my bed.'

His large hands stomped over her fortress as he dipped his head down and blew raspberries on her stomach.

"Bad dog!"

Bella tugged on his short hair, feeling the silky strands sliding through her fingers.

'You mean: Yes, Jake..ungh…faster, baby!' He imitated her feminine voice, making her blush like never before.

"Shut up." She swatted his arm and rolled onto her side, facing away from him.

'Bells.' He poked her in the ribs, but she ignored him as predicted.

'Jeez, honey. I was only teas-'

"Good night, Jacob." Bella cut him off and scurried to the edge of the mattress.

She heard him sigh in frustration before plopping down onto his own pillow.

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'So, am I the only guy you fantasize about, or is there like, a monthly line-up of hot men waiting in the wings?'

Bella rolled her eyes, fighting the urge to smack him upside the head.

"I'm not going to dignify that with an answer."

'Why not?'

Jacob was having so much fun pushing Bella's buttons.

He simply wanted to keep her up all night.

His wolf purred in satisfaction; senses on full alert in case she decided to hit him with a sharp object, or bolt out of the room.

"Because , it's none of your business. Jesus, Jake! If you want me to leave, then I will. There's no need for you to push my buttons." Bella hissed, swinging her legs over the side of the bed.

She slid off the comfy mattress and was instantly assaulted by the cold air blasting from the A/C vent.

'Get your ass back here.' Jacob growled, his onyx eyes glowing in the dim light of his lava lamp.

"I'm not part of your pack, alpha, so don't bother using that tone with me." She shot back, searching the carpet for her slippers.

'Looking for this?' The tall, intimidating alpha waved her bunny slippers in the air.

"Hand them over." She demanded.

'Nope, you're not going anywhere. Not in this heat. I won't allow it.'

Bella scoffed and folded her arms in front of her chest.

She was super agitated yet turned on at the same time.

Jacob's constant teasing was the main reason she felt attracted to him.

He had a knack for challenging her and bringing out her feisty side.

Maybe it was a wolf thing...

"Jake. I swear I'm not in the mood for sex."

Her accidental word vomit made him burst out laughing.

Thank God Billy was a heavy sleeper!

"I meant…this! Oh don't you dare laugh at me!" She chided him.

'You're so fucking adorable, Bells.' He walked up to the blushing girl in an attempt to hug her but she pushed him away.

"Don't touch me."

'Awww…somebody is a little cranky.'

"Hmm…I wonder why?" She snatched her slippers from his warm hand.

The heat radiated off of him in waves, and she found herself craving his proximity in spite of all the mega-teasing he'd inflicted on her.

'This' Jacob gestured between the two of them 'is my definition of foreplay.'

It was Bella's turn to laugh, only her laughter was laced with sexual tension, courtesy of the whole situation.

"Gosh, is that your seduction technique? Because let me tell you, it sucks…no pun intended."

The playful gleam in Jacob's eyes faded all of a sudden and Bella pursed her lips and waited for him to go alpha on her ass but he didn't.

Instead, he carried her in his arms then tossed her onto the unmade bed.

'Really? Then why is your skin flushed with arousal? Huh, Bells?'

She swallowed thickly and watched him circle the bed like a hungry lion.

'Why is your heart racing?'

"I-I…umm…"

His ego shot through the roof when she got all flustered and speechless to the point of no return.

'See, I know you better than anyone else, honey, and right now…you're one heartbeat away from jumping my bones.'

Her chocolate orbs widened briefly before she disappeared beneath the blue comforter, making sure to hide her flaming cheeks as well.

Jacob chuckled and decided to finally call it a night so they could both get some sleep.

'Goodnight, munchkin.'

"Screw you." Bella muttered under her breath.

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'I heard that!'