Disclaimer - Sadly I do not own Naruto, But Sasuke does !

If your young and still want to read this despite the sex read from ((L)) ((O)) or leave because you just going to read a few paragraphs. Well enjoy ! Make sure to wipe away blood and drool when your finished !

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...In the last chapter...

''We got stop bumping into each other'' he chuckled, a smirk starting show ''What's you're name blondie ?'' he said findling with her hair. ''Chii, it's chii'' Naruto said his heartbeat starting to drum in his ears, and blush reappeared on his face ''well chii, meet me near the ramen shop at Eight look pretty'' he gave Naruto a gentle kiss and left.

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Sasuke started to walk away while Naruto was panicking. He had never been on a date before and what was worse was that Sasuke had asked him out. He blushed at the thought of going out with Sasuke.

Naruto had spent the next few hours running around looking for something to wear and what to do.

'Hinata'
'To Shy'
'Sakura'
'Probably going to rape you again, on secound thought go t-'
'Oh Hell no'
'Ino'
'Kill me for stealing her clothes'

Then it hit him Sai. The dark haired burnette had an obession with cross dressing and makeup and had been pestering Naruto with it. So Naruto decided to go to him in this weird delima. But Naruto had no idea where Sai lived.

'He lives in the forest remeber, he Moved '
Naruto tooke this into account but had lost his way going to Sai house ... again.

'Your lost aren't you'
'I'm not lost i'm just looking around'

Naruto finally found Sai's house. It looked like a manison on a large thick oak tree in the middle of the forest. Naruto was known to be impaitence at moments and these were one of them. He knocked twice. ''Hey Sai are you in there''. Naruto was now angerily tapping his foot. It was getting dark and cold and his and the fact that his 'Date' was in a few hours wasn't helping either. Naruto was starting to getting red in the face.

'what if he figures out it's me' ? 'what if he trys to... ' Naruto was now twiddling with his index fingers as he thought of all the things Sai could do if he figured it out.

All of a sudden Naruto heard footsteps and quickly composed himself as a tall 'girl' with long red hair and emerlad greens with only a button up top and pants came into view. Naruto started to blush as the girl turned around showing 'her' butt.

''Sai, there's a blondie on your doorstep'' The red head said angerily removing 'his' wig. It was Gaara and strangely he looked beautiful as a girl. He gave Naruto a strange look and motioned him to enter the house as he walked away angerly.

Sai house was a mess, they were moutains of clothes everywhere some dirty some clean and some on hangers. Naruto was surprised he hadn't fallen or gotten lost in the Mess.
Sai rushed to the door Holding a brush in his mouth. Sai had been wearing White V-neck and baggy grey trouser the were loosely around his waist.

Sai stared at Naruto looking up and down well his hand made a 'L' shape below his chin. Suddenly Sai pulled Naruto into a different room. This room was cleaner than the main entrance. But the the one thing that got Naruto attention was the makeup box, Rows of Shoes, Hair assecories Dress, Skirts, Shirts. While Naruto was busy looking around the Large room. Sai had put him in a chair infront of a mirror.

In few mere seconds Naruto noticed he was in a chair facing a mirror and his hair and makeup was done '' now what to wear, what to wear'' Sai mumbled as he turned around Looking from The shoes to The dresses as he started throwing heaps of clothes until he found a perfect dress.

It was a long red dress the digonaly got longer on the left leg and shorter on the right. It had gold and sliver outlining and one gold sleeve going digonaly up on his left arm. Sai motioned Naruto up and fumbled around and put it on naruto.

Sai eyed Naruto up and down before nodding and turning Naruto to the nearest mirror.

Naruto was beautiful. The black smokey eyes made naruto's Ocean blue eyes stand out and his hair was lightly curled and on his shoulders. And the dress was beautiful it was tight around Naruto chest but loose around his waist and reached the floor. Naruto twirled around.

'Playtimes over blondie you've got a date to go to !'
'Shut up I look great don't I, Believe it !'

''Another fashion disater solved'' Sai said Naruto glared at Sai and hit at the back of the head ''Oww what was that for'' Gaara walked in and smiled. He was in his normal clothes ''Sai i'm leaving, I guess were even now'' Naruto looked at both of them confused. Gaara pushed Naruto out the door and threw some sliver high heels that hit the blonde from behind causing a small bump on his head.

Naruto mumbled curse words under his breath and put the shoes on. He went home and got another stole-Borrowed anitem from Ino.

xXx Meanwhile... xXx

Sasuke was gelling his hair and was looking at his watch. ''hn 7:56...'' Sasuke was at Neji's house. He was the only person he could talk to in this situation without being mocked or bothered by in public. He needed advice, Sasuke really never met a girl like chii and he decieded that after the date that she will bare his child and restore his clan.

''So this girl, have you slept with her yet'' Neji said nonchalantly not looking up from his book ''Hn'' Sasuke said ''I'll take that as a no, do you know any of her friends or people who have dated her ?'' Neji said slightly irrated as he closed the book, he knew he wasn't going to finish the book that night. ''Hn'' Sasuke said looking at his watch 7:59 ''I got to go'' Sasuke said sitting up and walking out when he was stopped ''You go do that'' Neji said as Sasuke walked out the door and spedly ran to get to his date without breaking a sweat.

Naruto was outside the ramen shop he and Sasuke were supposed to meet at. He wore a slick pearl scarf and was looking up at the stars idolly that made him glow beautifully while twiddling his thumbs. The moonlight made him look beautiful as she slowly turned to face Sasuke slightly blushing and smiling. Sasuke wore a Black suit and wore and white and grey striped button up shirt, He wore a Bright orange tie and his hair was gelled back. Sasuke thought 'she' was beautiful. Naruto stared at Sasuke.

'Sasuke looks sexy in the moonlight' Naruto thought 'Eww did I just think Sasuke's Sexy, I sound like his fan-girls'. Naruto like Sasuke but not because of his looks !
'You've been in a girl body for too long'

Sasuke walked up to her, cupped her left cheek as he leaned in to kiss 'her'.

Sasuke separated from the blonde, smiled ''You look great'' Sasuke said, Naruto blushed even harder and looked into the the dark oynx eyes that met his Ocean blue ones and looked at him softly.

Sasuke cupped 'her' cheek again and 'she' leaned against his hand smiling. Naruto leaned in and kissed him. Loving the way there lips fit each other like jigsaw pieces. How there hearts would beat in unison. And how the world felt like it didn't exist. It was amazing. Sasuke was worried 'Chii' would hear his heart beat from his ear drums. But being the Uchicha he is he nonchalantly broke the kiss and went arm in arm with the girl beside him and walked to 'Sunset restaurant' and that's how the date began.

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Sorry for the wait, I decided to change the story a bit to make it a bit more interesting ! the next chapter should come soon !