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Rated M for language.

'I'm so jealous of you, Swan. Not only did you spend the night in Jacob's room, but you also slept in his bed…HIS bed!'

'Sleeping with that smart ass is overrated.' Leah remarked, tossing a bottle of water to a bikini-clad Bella.

"Please tell me you didn't…"

'Oh hell no! Jake's not my type anyway.' The tall, russet skinned beauty cringed at the thought of fornicating with her alpha.

Bella sighed in relief and resumed rubbing sunscreen onto her skin.

She tried not to think about Jacob and his endless supply of women.

'How can he not be your type? He is everybody's type.' Marina argued.

She was Bella's quirky friend who also happened to have a huge crush on Jacob even though she already had a boyfriend.

"Leah here is into hot, Australian men." B grinned.

'Australian?' Marina tied her copper blonde hair into a ponytail, giving Leah a look that screamed are you crazy?

'Why? What's wrong with Paul, Embry and Jacob?'

"Nothing. It's a matter of taste, M."

'What she said.' Leah nodded, jerking her thumb towards Bella.

'You confuse me, Miss Clearwater.'

'And you need to shut your trap because if I hear you say Black's name one more time…I swear I'll dump your ass in the deep end of the fuckin ocean!'

"Leah!"

'She needs to get laid.' Marina whispered in Bella's ear, her hazel eyes locked on the female shape shifter.

'I'm sitting right here!'

"Jesus, Leah. I haven't seen you this agitated since the night Seth crashed your car."

'I have my reasons.'

Bella and Leah exchanged glances while Marina rummaged through her beach bag for her iPod.

"Umm…I'm going to go dip my toes in the water."

'I'll come with you.'

Marina chose to stay behind and listen to some music, giving Leah the chance to talk to Bella in private.

'I didn't mean to snap at your friend.' She apologized, Clearwater style.

"It's ok. M likes you…for some weird reason."

Leah snorted in response, her long legs flirting with the edge of the water. 'No shit.'

"So, tell me, why are you in a foul mood? Is it the heat?"

'Nope.'

"Spill the beans, Clearwater." Bella playfully nudged the irritated she- wolf.

'Jake wants to fuck you…there...I said it!' She blurted out, digging her feet into the wet sand.

'You're in his head twenty-four seven. He keeps picturing you rolling in his sheets and acting like a slutty porn star. It's utterly disgusting.'

"Are you sure it's me? Maybe it's another girl who holds a resemblance to my…"

'Oh it's you alright. He's got your body memorized to a tee.' Leah interjected.

Bella jumped back as an incoming wave threatened to splash her dry torso.

She was too afraid to ask Leah about whether or not the wolf pack had seen her naked.

"But…we're friends. I mean, he only injects sex into our conversation whenever he's teasing me."

'How the fuck did I miss this?' Leah slapped a hand on her caramel thigh.

"Miss what?"

'Duh, Swan, the teasing, what else? It got much worse after he phased, didn't it?'

"Umm...I guess so."

The taller girl looped an arm around Bella's pale shoulders as they walked along the crowded beach. 'Our smart-ass alpha is horny for you, B!'

"No. No way."

'Fine.' She shrugged. 'If you don't believe me, then go ask the boys. They watched the sheet porn unfold in Jake's mind before he kicked us out. It was the highlight of the week.'

Bella blushed, trying to wrap her head around this shocking revelation.

"Why would he want to...umm...get in my pants when there's like, a hundred women at his beck and call?"

'Mmm...let's see. First of all, you're kinda unattainable and that makes you so damn irresistible.'

"Irresistible, huh? I like where you're going with this."

Leah chuckled and sidestepped a bunch of kids who were busy building a sandcastle.

'Me too…and second of all, Jake has been surprisingly celibate for the past month or so.' She revealed.

"Jacob? Are you serious?"

'Yep. I'm telling you, he's horny as fuck.'

"Wow. I don't know what to say."

'Say you'll help me ruffle his cocky feathers.' Leah requested with a mischievous glint in her eyes. 'We'd make one hell of a team, Swan.'

"Sounds tempting." Bella grinned.

'Is that a yes?'

Two days later

~Oops…I left my curtains open~

'Shake it, Swan!'

'Yeah, shake that ass, B!' Leah clapped, making sure to raise her voice for Jacob to hear.

They were gathered in Bella's bedroom for an epic slumber party, with the hostess dressed in a sexy black, lingerie dress courtesy of La Perla.

"Is he looking?" She mouthed to Leah.

'Hell yeah.' The PJ-clad shape shifter nodded in return.

Jacob was trying to sneak a peek at his neighbor who was currently dancing on her bed while facing away from the window.

Her hips swayed to the rhythm of the song Twilight, causing Embry to crash into Jacob's desk in an attempt to get a closer look at the girls.

Leah laughed and flipped them both the bird as she crossed the length of Bella's room.

'Ice-cream anyone?' Kim asked from the doorway.

"Yes please."

'With whipped cream on top!' Marina yelled before joining her friend on the queen size bed.

'Yeah. What she said…and don't forget the popcorn.'

Kim rolled her eyes at Leah before leaving the room.

'Jared's girlfriend is such a sweetheart.'

"She's the best." Bella settled on the mattress once the song was over, and Leah handed her a glass of wine, fully aware that Jacob was eavesdropping on their little get-together.

'Speaking of girlfriends, I heard from a bird that you're going out on a date with Damon Clark.'

"You heard right." Bella grinned, taking a sip of her drink.

'Oooh, he's effin hot!' Marina clunked glasses with her friend.

"He is, isn't he? And he's going to be here all summer."

'Hmmm…is that the cute guy we ran into last month? You know, the one with the killer dimples?' Leah winked at both girls.

"Yep. That's him."

'Way to go, B!'

"Thanks."

Kim reappeared five minutes later with a bucket of chocolate-chip ice cream but she had to forego the popcorn since Bella didn't own a microwave.

"Shoot. I totally forgot about the microwave. Sorry, Li-lo."

Leah leaned forward until she was nose-to-nose with the shorter girl.

'You promised me popcorn, Swan.'

'I have an idea.' Marina raised her hand and suggested that they heat up the popcorn in Jacob's microwave.

'See? Problem solved, now get your ass to Black's kitchen.'

"Pfft…You're such a diva!" Bella huffed as she reached for her night-robe.

'Oh no you don't.' Leah snatched the red garment from her hand, preventing her from wearing it. 'I want Jake to see you in this sexy LBD.'

"But…"

'No buts! We had a deal, remember?'

'Hey, sexy lady. What can I do for you tonight?'

Bella raised the popcorn bag to his freshly shaven face then darted past him into the kitchen.

'Black looks good on you.' He remarked in a suggestive tone.

His innuendo didn't go unnoticed but Bella chose to ignore it as she placed the popcorn inside the silver microwave.

"I'm fully capable of letting myself out so you can go back to whatever it is you were doing."

'Nah. I'm good.' Jacob leaned against the door-frame, drumming his long fingers on the intricately carved wood. 'In fact, I'm admiring your underwear upgrade…glittery unicorns are so last year.'

Bella bit her lip, trying to think of a clever comeback. She had to win this round or Leah was going to kill her.

"Then come take a closer look, I insist!" She waved him over.

'Uh…ok.' He swallowed thickly before taking a hesitant step forward.

'Oh and by the way, where've you been these past few days?'

"Why? Did you miss me?"

'My bed misses you.' He smoothly replied.

"Is that so?"

'Yep.' He popped the P, moving to stand directly in front of her tiny frame.

She self-consciously tugged on the hem of her dress, not knowing what to say next.

~Jake wants to fuck you!~ Leah's words rang in her ears, making her blush.

'So, how's the slumber party going?'

"It's missing the caramel popcorn. That's why I'm here; to satisfy Leah's needs." Bella blurted out.

'Leah's needs, huh?' He smirked. 'How about me? I have needs too, Bells, and right now, I need you on my...'

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

The microwave interrupted the flow of their conversation and Bella's face flushed even harder when her mind started filling in the blanks.

He needs you on his bed.

He needs you on that other word that rhymes with clock.

NO. Bad Bella…Bad!

She reached for the microwave handle, brushing up against Jacob on purpose.

"Sorry, Jake. I can only satisfy one person at a time." She whispered.

Jacob's Adam's apple bobbed up and down in response, his blood rushing south, effectively draining his smart-ass brain from its abundant supply of witty remarks.

"See you later!" Bella grabbed the popcorn then kissed his cheek at the last minute (because he looked so damn adorable when speechless).

A/N: Go Bella! :)

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