Shen's Ship
(Skipper's POV)
"How many times do I have to take your chi?" Kai said. "How many times are you going to return to contiune this unfulfilling quest…" Oogway said. "Oh well as I am no longer in the spirit realm I don't need you chi…I'm just going to finish you off right here and right now!" "Unfortantly for you I brought a friend!" Oogway said. The ground seemed to shake. "You don't mean him?" Shen said, "do you?" "Yes," Oogway said. "can somebody tell me who him is?" classified said. " A there was a massive splash as something big touched down in the water behind us. "Mortals Behold! The true dragon warrior!" We all turned around to find Ke-pa in all his dragon glory standing behind us.
"This is not your fight Dragon," Kai said, "and I thought Po here destroyed you." "Well now I'm going to destroy you!" "Not if I trap you in the weak body of a pig!" Kai shouted. Ke-pa grabbed Kai by the neck, "No matter how much chi you steal you will never be as Powerfully as Master oogway!" "I still don't know who that is!" Classified shouted. "Ke-pa," Kowalski said. "so master oogway," I said while bowing, "why aren't you all ghostly looking?" "Not everything is as it seems," he replied. "La! La! La!" Kai shouted, "I can't hear you!"
"Then hear this!" Ke-pa shouted before releashing a barrage of fire out of his mouth. "Why are you attacking me?" Kai shouted, "we should be destroying Po together!" Ke-pa stopped his attack and then started to think. "Oh, no," I said, "Rico be ready!" rico nodded. "Po ready the hero's chi," shifu replied. "I don't think it will be nessecary…" Po said. "What?" Kai said. "Po is right…he won't need to use the hero's chi…" "What? Together we could destroy him!" Kai shouted. "And become your mindless Jombie slave?" Ke-pa said, "I would not lower myself to that level." "Okay then I don't need your help…OR YOUR CHI!" Kai said, "wait…scratch that! I don't need your chi…but I'll take it anyway!"
"That makes no sense," Mantis said. "You Make no sense!" Kai said taking Mantis's chi without hesitation. "Wings of…!" Crane shouted. Kai wrapped his chainblade around him and pulled. "Regret!" Crane shouted. Kai then took crane's chi. "Now that was easy." "This is not good," Monkey said as Jombie crane and mantis appeared and quickly grabbed hold of Monkey and viper. "BRING THEM TO ME!" Kai shouted. Crane and Mantis flew back to Kai with Monkey and viper and he absorbed all four of them.
"Kai!" Po said, "releash my friends now!" "No!" kai shouting wrapping his blades around tigress and shifu. "Oh no," I said. "Oh yes," Kai said. Oogway appeared from nowhere and knocked Kai across the ship with his bigger staff. "Oh you really do have a bigger one," Po said. Kai then pulled out a staff with blades on either end. "Remember this brother?" Kai asked. "he's your brother?" Dave asked. "Brother in arms," Kai said. "Oh…" "obviously," Blowhole replied. "that was destroyed," Oogway said. "Yeah when you banished me from the mortal realm!" Kai said, "You had no idea what I had to go thru to get this back!" "No and we don't really care," Kowalski said. Kai attached only for his staff to get deflected by oogway.
"Oh this is going to be fun," Kai said. "Yes it is!" Oogway replied jumping up into the air and performing a nerve attack. "What?" kai said slightly immobilized, "but how I'm a spirit warrior! Your nerve attack shouldn't have worked!" "Yes that is too," Oogway said, "alas I am also a spirit warrior…or is your memory worst then mine?" "Oh!" Short fuse said, "you been burned sucker!" "Why must all you insults include the word sucker at the end?" Kai said. "I don't know what your talking about sucker!" "Well you knew what," Kai said, "when I'm done here I'm going to take your chi sucker!" "oh," short fuse said, "I get the hint…" "Is this a battle or a roast?" Shen shouted. "Quiet before I sink this ship with everyone still on it!" Kai said. "I think not!' oogway said knocking Kai out of the boat, across the harbor, out of the city, and into the desert in the distance. "My work here is done," Oogway said. "I guess you really didn't need me that much afterall?" Ke-pa said. "I just wanted to see the look on Kai's face," Oogway said. "Yes it was funny," Ke-pa said as the two of them faded back to the spirit realm.
"Oogway!" Po shouted, "You forgot your bigger staff!" "Aaaand his gone," Po said. classified facepalmed. "So You have the plans," Shen said, "Now what?" "You didn't say the magic word," I said. "are you…" "No!' I said, "try again." "If you want to live…" "Try again," I said. "can you…" "Again!" "Unless you want me to kill you…" "Wrong! Try it again," I said. "We are wasting time here!" Shen said, "JUST ME TELL THE PLAN BEFORE I…" "Ah-ah-ah," Kowalski said, "You didn't say the magic word…" Shen sighed as he said, "would you tell me your plans before I have boss wolf hammer your brains out!" "Yeah!" Boss wolf said. "Okay go ahead you still won't know what the plan is…" "Let me handle this," Blowhole said, "would please tell us your plan?" "Sure Blowhole," I said, "Kowalski…" "Um…go to the desert and battle Kai?" "Where in the desert?" Shen asked. Kowalski pulled out a pair of bincolurs, "The desert ship wreaks!" "of course," Shen said, "to the desert then!"
"Well first we need to get to shore," Kowalski said. "Get the paddles," Shen said as the wolves finally climbed back onto the ship. "wait!" a gorilla shouted, "what about us!" The gorilla had one hand on the side of the boat. "You going to have to swim to shore," Shen said. "But I can't swim!" he said. "Then this is the perfect time to learn!" Shen said as boss wolf slammed his hammer down causing the gorilla to let go. "Make sure you don't drown," Shen said as the wolves started to row towards shore.
(end of chapter four)