Disclaimer - Sadly I do not own Naruto, But Sasuke does apparantly!

If your young and still want to read this despite the sex read from ((L)) ((O)) or leave because you just going to read a few paragraphs. Well enjoy ! Make sure to wipe away blood and drool when your finished !

Quick thxs for the reviews thxs again !

Sorry for the hiatus ! I'll be posting two chapters ( this being one of the two ) As Soon As Possible!

...In the last chapter...

Sasuke was going over to Naruto house hoping to see 'Chii'. 'where is that dobe any way and why is 'Chii' staying in his house ?' The young Uchiha thought angrily as he knocked on the door crossing and uncrossing his arms impatiently. 'Chii' opened the door to the young Uchiha. 'This is got to be a hot hot day'

'Sure kit'

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Sasuke was wearing a white v-neck and a short jacket stopping mid-way at his stomach, he was also wearing baggy dark green trousers loosely around his small waist. 'Chii' felt a werid sensation befall 'her' as 'she' opened the door. Sasuke was emmitting a dangerous, no muderous aura and was unaware of her prescenes. As soon as the young Uchiha turned and noticed 'her', prence 'she' slammed the door in his face earning a hurt groan from the young raven and a thankful sigh from the blonde.

Sasuke sighed and walked away. Giving up, not wanting to deal with his not so 'little' problem and his blonde 'girl-friend' right now.

Naruto went to the kitchen cleaned up the spilt mess of 'oh so precouis ramen' and mopping up his tears of the wasted product. Naruto put the brush and mop away and opened his fridge stumbling across a small clear bottle with a dark red liquid in it.

'Hey kit drink that red drink over there I sense it might help'

Naruto shrugged and reached out for the bottle twisting it making a loud 'pop' sound. Naruto didn't remeber buying it but drank it anyway. Shrugging as he was wiped away the excess away from his mouth and sighing, burping loudly afterward.

Naruto suddenly feeling tired dragged his feet to his room and went to sleep. He laizily covered himself in his sheets and felt his suddenly heavy eyelids close. Naruto woke up to the sound of banging on his door a few minutes after falling asleep. Groaning he faced his window and covered his head with his cover going into a ball like shape.

'Kit If you want to sleep I recommend answering the door'
'Hai, hai'

The banging on the door continued and started to get louder the more Naruto ignored the 'ever so patient' person. Groaning loudly again, Naruto stood up wiping his eyes feeling his chest lose it's unwelcomed heavyness.

Naruto opened the door to an irrated Kiba and a wildly barking Akamaru. ''Toke you long enough, you bailed on boys night and you don't even tell us, and your to lazy to open the door, we were knocking for TWENTY MINUTES Shikamaru may be lazy but this is another level'' Kiba said slightly pinching the bridge of his nose, Akamaru barking in agreement.

''Sorry kiba I-'' Naruto said rubbing the back of his head groggily.

'Wait my voice is normal, I feel normal too !'
'Congrats, now what are you going to do about the E.E.B'
'E.E.B ? What's that ?'
'It stands for egotisical emo bastard, You know the one 'Chii' is going out with'
'Shit, I forgot about teme'
'Sure like this isn't normal'

Kiba was crossing his arms as he watched Naruto face, different emotions flashing on his face. 'I wonder what his using the empty brain of his for' Kiba thought, Kiba coughed averting Naruto attention to him. ''If your going to start day dreaming about that bastard Uchiha I'm going to leave'' Kiba said, starting to bite his lip to stopping him from laughing at Naruto's reaction.

Naruto turned red and started twiddling his thumbs. ''I don't like that E.E.B now are you going to get in or are you going to go make out with that hyuuga Hinata'' Naruto said crossing his arms as he watch the said boy blush brightly and enter his small 'cosy' apartment.

Akamaru trotted to Naruto kitchen to his bowl and barked when he saw an empty bowl. ''You should've filled his bowl'' Kiba said making him self comfortably into Naruto's favourite chair. Naruto grumbled something about 'stupid freeloading horny dogs and their pets' and walked to fill Akamaru's bowl with water, the dog barking an apology, Naruto patting his head and smiling.

Naruto walked over to Kiba and kicked him off his chair seating in it and glaring at the him as Kiba rubbed his butt ''No need to be so rough'' Kiba said seating on the chair across Naruto's.

''Now, what happened this time'' Kiba said in a serious tone, Naruto looking at him with a serious face. ''Well...'' Naruto started rubbing his hair averting his eyes from Kiba.

'This is going to take awhile' Kiba thought.

'Tell me about it dog-breath'

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Thats all thxs for reading. If i were you i'd re-read the first three chapters again so you understand it better cause i changed it quiet a bit ! Again sorry for the hiatus, it wasn't planned for and I wasn't energtic enough to write ''I was too lazy to write 'I didn't write a new chapter' !'' Sorry again for the hiatus ! I'll be posting two chapters ( this being one of the two ) As Soon As Possible, That's it please REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW !