Here it is guys the new chapter!
Sorry about the late update, it began as writers block then just turned into laziness.
Sorry again and enjoy the chapter.
"This better be worth my time Commander." A voice cheerfully said from a large screen. "I have better things to do than to have to go to boring meetings." The owner of the voice continued.
"Everyone knows that, Boss. That's why they never order you to go to them and instead send the orders to me." Someone from the background interjected.
"Shut up! Or I'll kill ya." The first voice commanded happily to his complaining subordinate behind him, who could not be seen on the screen. "If you have nothing else to say Commander then I am done here. I have a friend who needs to be taught a lesson. If you are lucky and I have some free time then I will come over for your dinner. Maybe I'll see you in a few days."
"WAIT! ADMIRAL KAMUI!" The Commander yelled to prevent Kamui from ending the meeting early. Kamui looked back to hear the Commander out, curious as to why he was stopped. "This dinner is not related to Harusame matters. I simply want to strengthen the bond between us leaders, and I have something for you that you might find very interesting and exciting." The Commander "pleaded" in order to get Kamui to visit.
"Something I might find interesting and exciting? A dinner not related to work, set up by the rumored, most extravagant Commander within the Harusame?" Kamui wondered. "Is there going to be a LOT of food, Commander?" Kamui questioned, being drawn in by the dinner more and more. "And is this gift as amazing as your making it out to be?" He continued, questioning the Commander much like a child would about a mystery gift they're about to receive.
The Commander answered the questions happily, relieved that Kamui was interested and more likely to come for the visit. The Commander's plan was becoming more and more possible by the second; the only problem left is Kagura and her stubbornness.
"Congratulations, Commander." Kamui smiled. "I'll come for a visit. This meeting sounds very urgent and needs a bit of my attention immediately. As a capable Admiral I will come as soon as possible." He spoke seriously.
"Boss! That's a load of bullshit and you know it. What capable Admiral? What urgent meeting? The only reason why you're serious about this meeting is because of the dinner and gift. You're acting like the little boy who only goes to his creepy Grandmother's house because he knows he'll get money and cake!" Abuto straight-manned, not liking how Kamui was neglecting his work for an extravagant dinner. "We have work do! If this mission isn't completed by the deadline then the old men at the top will give us a tighter and tighter leash!" He screamed. You could hear other voices in agreement in the even farther background, obviously other members of the 7th Division agreeing with Abuto.
The Commander and Kamui frowned. Kamui cursed the old men ruling over the Haursame and sighed; he looked back at his own large screen and the Commander viewed on it and said, "Sorry Commander, I won't be able to attend the dinner until I finish an assignment. I don't know when I will finish it but once I do I will head straight for your location. Rest assured I WILL eat all of the food. Bye Bye!"
Not allowing any time for the Commander to put in a word Kamui said his farewells with an ever present smile and ended the meeting, allowing his side of the video feed to end transmission. The commander looked at the black screen and screamed in frustration.
"Dammit! Those loser old men are ruining everything! I already have my hands full with providing most if not ALL of this retarded organizations money. I give them the money they spend on the golden toilet paper that wipes their asses and what do I get in return? NOTHING! Where's my captain that I put in charge of Kagura-sama!?"
From the shadows of the room an amanto eerily similar in appearance to a giant crab sporting a gentlemen's mustache appeared and in its claws was the imp captain, bruised, unconscious and covered in trash. The crab butler dumped the Captain at the Commander's feet and with a slight "bow", crab walked out of the room. The Commander sighed, "This is unbelievable. Why haven't I killed you yet? Well Captain, where were you tossed this time? Ha?" The Commander kicked the Imp awake and repeated the question.
"Ahhhh, hello Commander. You are looking as wonderful as ever, it must be what you eat." The imp managed to squeak out as he was picked up by the throat by an enraged Commander.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING IN THE GARBAGE INCINERATOR YOU IDIOT! I PUT YOU IN CHARGE OF KAGURA-SAMA FOR A REASON, AND MR. CRABBY FINDS YOU ABOUT TO BE CREMATED ALONG WITH THE TRASH FROM TACO TUESDAY! EXPLAIN . . . EVERYTHING!" The Commander screamed in one breath
Still being strangled, and now turning an ugly purple, the Captain could only gasp as he tried to explain his situation to the easily tempered, no nonsense Commander about to kill him. When the iron grip on his neck loosened the slightest he began to explain the best he could.
"I-I-I was thrown into a trash cute by one of the guards watching the Ojou-chan's room." He squeaked out. "A-and I have a very capable subordinate guarding her inside the room right now. I personally picked him so don't worry about the Ojou-chan, I can see that he will become a Vice-Commander in no time. He can easily handle a Yato, he is amazingly strong and terrifying."
The Commander let go of the imp and watched as he fell to the floor in a slump, gasping terribly for air. The Commander sported an indifferent expression as the Captain clawed at his own throat. "Captain . . . I gave you a job, and I expect you to follow it . . . to . . . a . . . T!" the Commander kicked the small imp across the large control room, as he hit the farthest wall lights and a buzzer went off releasing a loud, "GGGOOOOOAAAAALLLL!" As the Commander took slow and deliberate steps towards the twitching Captain, the Commander continued the lecture.
"Do you understand the reason as to why I assigned you to be in charge of this sensitive matter? The reason is because you are very familiar with the Yatos, after all how do you think you got that large burn scar that covers half your body." When the Commander stopped before the Captain, who looked down in shame and submission, the lecture continued.
"What I want most in this universe is not power, wealth, men, woman, children. I don't want any of that meaningless garbage; I'm not stereotypical like most antagonists. I simply want the WHOLE universe, all of its inhabitants, to be jealous of me, to envy me. I don't want them to worship me; I just want them to wish they were me. And for that to happen I NEED the help of Admiral Kamui and his sweet imouto, Kagura-sama." The Commander took a deep breath, annoyed that this needed to be explained. "This should be an easy job for someone as incompetent as you. I want you to tell Kagura-sama that she is to get dressed up because her and her new personal guard are to have a lovely lunch with me in my dining room."
The imp's eyes widened in shock, and began to protest. "B-b-but why? Why the guard? He's new, brand spanking new. And he's really mean and sadistic! Something is not right about him at ALL!" A powerful slap stopped his protests as the Commander's eyes turned red with rage.
"I gave you an order. Tell Kagura-sama and the new guard to dress up for a nice lunch with me. Get up and get to it before I kill you, put you on a spike and roast you in an almond glaze and serve you to Mr. Crabby with candied fruit and a wonderful four-hundred year old wine from the Vino Clan!" The Commander yelled.
The Captain quickly got up from the floor and ran out of the large control room to finish his job, and save his life. The Commander was obviously not in a good mood and one more disappointment and the threat to being turned into a high class dinner would come to fruition.
Sougo groaned and tried to turn his body to get comfortable, but he couldn't, a heavy and localized weight on his chest was preventing him from trying to get comfy and go back to sleep. 'What the Hell is on top of me? It's damn heavy!' Sougo thought. Tired of being unable to go back to sleep Sougo decided to investigate, pulling off his eye mask he was met with a VERY shocking dilemma.
Kagura was fast asleep, snoring away and using Sougo's chest as a pillow. It would have been cute, enjoyable and clichéd if it wasn't this couple. Sougo was disgusted and wanted to hurl. What made him sick to his stomach you ask? Kagura was drooling in her sleep, possibly all night, because Sougo was drenched in her sticky and warm saliva, looking to the left he noticed that a small pond had formed on the floor and quickly a look of pure horror formed on his face.
"Why can someone so beautiful be so disgusting? I blame Danna for this." Sougo sighed, and began the grueling task of waking Kagura. "Oi, China. Wake up you disgusting bitch. Your head is really heavy, this must be were your second stomach is. Instead of a brain you have a stomach in your head? No wonder you're dumber than a rock."
When talking and insulting her awake hadn't worked Sougo instead tried to physically move her head off of his chest, it was difficult but after twenty minutes of trial and error, his hands would slip because of the spit, he managed to get her off of his person. As quick as his reflexes allowed he got out of bed and out of reach of the clinging Kagura, who started to have a very vivid dream at the moment.
"Damn you Gin-chan, Shimpachi! That was my cake I bought. I was saving that for later and you go and eat it!" She screamed, ripping a pillow in half like it was paper allowing feathers to float down and cling to every wet surface, including all over Sougo, who simply watched everything, amazed. Being the sharp eyed and intelligent ace of the Shinsengumi, Sougo made the tactical choice to let sleeping lions lie, leaving Kagura to dream.
Sougo looked at his reflection in the vanity mirror on the other side of the bed and cringed at the sight. You could hardly recognize him, he was covered in white feathers from head to toe, the only way anyone would know it was him would be if he spoke or the fact that you knew his characteristic red eyes.
"I look disgusting; I don't look bishounen at all anymore. If anyone at the station or worst of all China or Danna were to see me like this they will never let me forget it. I need a shower and fast." Sougo remembered seeing the entry way to the bathroom the night before and began to look around the room for it. Ignoring the chaotic and decrepit room he made a beeline for the bathroom once he saw the arched entrance, and tripped over the forgotten body of one of the sure to be dead pirates making up Kagura's "throne".
"Shit!" He cursed and quickly got up, kicking the poor pirate in the face before going to the bathroom. "Good thing I don't have to clean this room." Sougo stopped at the entrance to the bathroom and stared wide eyed at the splendor before him, when he was peeking at Kagura last night he never really looked at the bathroom but seeing it now left him stunned. The bathroom was in fact, made entirely of marble.
The bathroom was large and spacious. With white marbled floors, walls, and a ceiling the large square bathroom had a five star hotel air about it. Of course near the entrance was the changing screen that was situated near a large shelf with a variety of different expensive looking soaps, gels, and bath salts. Stepping in Sougo looked for the towels and found them displayed on a set of racks that separated the towels based on softness and the material that the towels were made of. Sougo thought nothing of it much until he opened a door he thought led to a nice waterfall-like shower, only to reveal a solid gold toilet encrusted with diamonds and sapphires.
"Nothing at all was overdone in the least until I found this." Sougo said shaking his head in disappointment. "Where the hell is the bath and shower?" Sougo continued looking until he noticed the back wall was actually a fake. Finding a button and pressing it the wall began to move revealing a large swimming pool; upon closer inspection he found that it was just an overly large bath. Shrugging his shoulders Sougo could only think, 'Whatever.'
Sticking his hand into the water to test the temperature Sougo sighed, the water was perfect, a lukewarm temperature for kids just the way he likes it. He took his clothes off at a speed rivaling the Shogun and quickly hopped in, sinking into the bath with a relaxing sigh. Before he knew it he fell asleep in the bath.
"Kagura-sama, it is time to get up." A voice sounded from behind the door to the suite. "Please, if you don't get up soon I'll be served to a crab butler with an amazing mustache. Get the FUCK UP NOW!" Kagura didn't budge at all; she remained in dreamland snoring away on the spit soaked bed. When the door opened and in came the Captain yelling about the rudeness of young people and crazy Commanders, Kagura only scratched her nose and mumbled "It's too early."
The Captain would have continued yelling and trying to wake Kagura up if he hadn't turned to stone in the doorway. The condition of the room was something he hadn't expected at all, he expected a clean room since it was occupied by a girl, not a room that made a garbage dump look like Versailles. "W-w-what is this?" He questioned quietly, too surprised to scream and rant as usual. He slowly surveyed the room before him.
There was a pile of familiar looking pirates in the middle of the room, the large beautiful dining table and chairs where flipped over and covered in the food from the carts on the right of the room, the bed and floor were soaking wet and not to mention EVERYTHING was covered in feathers from the pillow Kagura ripped in half. Kagura was still snoring away on the bed, that was one person accounted for, so where was the second?
"Oooooiiiiiiiiii, Guard-sama? Where are you?" The imp called, the lack of an appearance from Sougo made the Captain begin to worry and his imagination run wild. Looking back at the spoiled food, the Captain noticed that none of it had been eaten and knowing the appetite of the Yato race, started to believe that the pirate he had bragged about was eaten by the young girl.
"OH MY GOD! SHE ATE HIM! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW!? IF I SHOW UP WITH ONLY THE GIRL I'LL BE KILLED!" The Captain began to panic, clutching at what little hair he had and running around in circles until he was suddenly hit in the face and sent flying into the bathroom at a terrifying speed.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY, DAMMIT! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE AND YOU'RE SCREAMING LIKE A HOUSEWIFE WHO'S PREGNANT WITH HER BOYFREIND'S BABY!" Kagura screamed. She was woken up from a wonderful dream were the whole Shinsengumi was bowing down to her when the shrill screaming began, ending the dream just when Sougo was about to admit she was better than him. To solve the problem she did what she normally does, and kicked the man as hard as she could to put him to sleep . . . forever.
Kagura waited with baited breath until the sound of cracking and a splash rang through her ears. With a content smile on her face she began to skip happily into the bathroom, humming a little tune along the way. As she was skipping to what she was sure to be the mangled body of an annoying imp, she failed to notice that there was a second person in the bath. Until a familiar sadistic voice echoed,
"Oooohhhhhh. Captain? What are you doing here? Are you a pervert? Do you want a bath too? Well I can scrub the skin off your back with an iron wool loofa, how does that sound? No, that's too bad 'cause I thought I told you that I was going to be the only one in here. I bet you looked at China when she was sleeping didn't you? You know what happens when people look at my property right? You know firsthand what happens right?" Sougo's voice was getting louder and more annoyed by the second.
"Y-y-y-you're not Harusame at all. You're that annoying boyfriend that should be locked up!" The Captain squealed, terrified that a powerful enemy was where he least expected him to be, and with his "partner in crime" to boot. "What in Kami-sama's name are you doing here?" He questioned, pointing an accusing finger at the lounging Sougo.
"Well," Sougo dead panned, finding a bar of soup shaped like the Millennium Falcon* far more exciting. "you ordered me to help you push that cart of food here, and then you were kind enough to allow me to be the China girl's personal bodyguard. It's –"
"WHAT THE FUCK!" Kagura screamed, interrupting Sougo's explanation. Both Sougo and the Captain whipped their heads to the source of the shout in surprise. Sougo quickly stood up to stop the Captain, who began to run for his life when the chance came, forgetting that he was naked. "OH MY GOD! MY EYES, THEY BURN SO MUCH! SADISTPUTSOMECLOTHESONYOUSICKBASTARDAREYOUTRYINGTOSEDUCEMEIDIOT!" Kagura quickly let out. Confused and unsure of what she said he turned to give Kagura his full attention, holding the squirming Captain by the collar.
"What the Hell are you going on about China? Repeat that in a language I can understand, I can't speak mountain gorilla you know." Sougo said, still oblivious to the fact that he was stark naked and giving Kagura a full frontal view of his "bazooka".
Kagura could only stare wide-eyed at Sougo, a look of pure horror on her face. Wondering what it was she was staring at Sougo looked down and finally noticed that he was naked.
"Well look at that, I'm naked, I actually thought I had a towel on." Smirking Sougo looked back at Kagura. "Like what you see China? Or is it possibly TOO big for you to handle?" Sougo's smirk grew only wider when he witnessed Kagura's whole body turn red as her eyes rolled into the back of her head and she fell backwards, cracking the marble floor once she hit.
"Now look what you did retard." The imp caught by Sougo said. "I had orders to bring her and her skilled bodyguard I had appointed, to the Commander for a nice lunch you were to get dressed up for. I brought the appropriate clothes but since YOU are the body guard and she is now once again unconscious . . . it will be near impossible to get you guys ready in time for the lunch and I really will be killed and eaten." He said grumpily, crossing his arms and spitting on Sougo's leg. "I really am incompetent. I should just die right now; all of this is reminding me of that day." He mumbled depressingly.
Sougo looked down at the soaking wet, suicidal Captain with indifferent eyes and in one fluid motion lifted him up above his head and threw him to the past out Kagura.
"Oh No!" Sougo said in a deadpanned manner. "My hand slipped. Kagura, he said he would kidnap Sadaharu and sell him to buy all the sukonbu in the world and eat it in front of you without sharing." Just like that Kagura woke up screaming and flailing about, just the way Sougo expected. When she was swinging and cursing like a demon from Hell she never noticed that she punched the imp into the ground and continued to mercilessly stomp her foot onto him, bruising his skin and breaking his bones.
Five minutes later Kagura finally calmed down and realized that she was tricked and Sougo had gotten dressed into the formal uniform that he was supposed to wear to the lunch. Walking into the bathroom Sougo had gotten Kagura's attention.
"Hey, China!" He called out, walking closer with a small paper bag in hand. Kagura turned around and once she saw Sougo her face turned red, she had automatically remembered Sougo's naked body and had to regrettably admit that he did look HOT.
"What do you want now, Sadist?" She managed to bite out through gritted teeth. Sougo smiled deviously and handed her the bag he was holding. Kagura looked down at the bag in her hands skeptically and asked, "What's in the bag? And why are you dressed like Captain Zura? Some new fetish of yours?"
Sougo smiled, ignoring the insults she spit at him. "We're going to have a fancy lunch with the Commander, the piece of shit asshole who had us kidnapped. In that bag are the clothes you are supposed to be wearing to the lunch, what I'm wearing is what was given to me." Sougo said pulling down one of his coat sleeves. Frowning he continued. "I really don't like this, it doesn't suit my style at all, but this is a sacrifice we are going to have to make to get information on how to get out of here and exactly why we were kidnapped. Well I already know the basics but I want the details."
Kagura looked at Sougo amazed. "We get to eat delicious food, right? And we will be able to beat the answers out of that filthy Commander, right? Simply hold a sword to his throat, demand a small ship be prepared for our departure back to Earth and all is said and done. Just when he thinks everything is all good and he'll be returned to his subordinates unharmed we slice his throat just light enough to not kill him but deep enough to leave a scar so he remembers to never fuck with the Queen of Kabuki-cho again." Kagura spoke cheerfully.
Sougo could only stare at Kagura as she purred at the gorgeous dress she got, thinking if she had ever kidnapped someone before but then reconsidered it knowing all the crazy situations the Yorozuya end up in. 'Kami-sama, please make this lunch go on without a hitch I beg of you.' Sougo prayed. Leaving the bathroom to allow Kagura to change, Sougo began to think of a plan to get all the information he needed from the Commander so that they could get back to Earth as soon as possible.
Sougo went to the dining and sat down on one of the chairs to think of a plan, the room was put back together and cleaned while everyone was in the bathroom, as far as he could tell there would be no easy way at all to get back home. 'China's older brother can show up at any minute, and we don't know where our weapons are at all.' He began thinking. 'I have what few weak weapons I have from the guard uniform and there are thousands of powerful amanto on this ship but since its China and I, we might stand a chance if we do a hit and run tactic, eating away at their numbers until we can safely fly a ship back to Earth.'
"KYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sougo looked towards the bathroom, terrified of what may have happened. Quickly running to the bathroom he was met with a scene that caused his heart to drop. Screaming like a scared girl was a drop dead gorgeous Kagura, balancing on top of the shelves containing the entire collection of expensive bath soaps. Kagura was wearing the dress that was given to her by the commander and it looked ready to rip at the sides with the way she was curled up on the shelf.
From what Sougo could tell it was a black, silk cheongsam with a golden dragon climbing up the length of her side. There was a single slit along the length of her entire left leg, which had fallen and revealed the pale limb. Sougo gulped, struggling to prevent himself from jumping her, and began walking towards the terrified Kagura. As he got closer he noticed that she was shaking and had tears forming at the corner of her eyes. Once he got to the shelf he looked up at Kagura and asked her what was wrong.
"Oi, China. What has you screaming and crying like a real woman? The only reason you should be doing that is when it's me causing all that pain in a bedroom." Sougo deadpanned. He waited for an answer and only received a glare and a middle finger so he decided it was useless and sighed. Sougo turned around to leave and managed to take three steps before he was stopped by a whimpering voice.
"W-wait! Don't leave yet please." Kagura whispered. 'Success!' Sougo thought. With an evil smile on his face he turned around, ready to have Kagura beg when she continued. "I-I saw a cockroach, and I need you to kill it for me please." Sougo's smile fell.
"What? Could you repeat that for me China?" Sougo asked, not too sure if he had heard her right the first time.
"I said," Kagura began. "that I saw a cockroach and need you to kill it for me. Please help me just this once." Kagura pouted, refusing to look Sougo in the eye. Sougo couldn't believe it. A member of the strongest race in the universe was afraid of cockroaches and asking him to kill it. The important question is; how will she thank him for his act of heroism? Sougo sighed, not believing that he had to do this.
"Where is this cockroach China girl?" he asked shaking his head, he had reached a new low. He looked up and watched as Kagura raised a shaking hand and pointed towards the center of the bathroom. Sougo followed her gaze and began to laugh hysterically. Thinking that Sougo was laughing at her Kagura got furious.
"What the Hell are you laughing at bastard!? Cockroaches are scary; especially after you have been attack by a giant alien species of cockroaches the size of a man! I really need your help and here you are making fun of me!" She yelled, extremely hurt that he was making fun of her. Tears began to run down her cheeks uncontrollably and she was just barely able to contain her sobs. Sougo looked back up to Kagura and his smiling and laughing stopped.
"Oi, China? Why are you crying?" He asked, concerned.
"B-b-because I genuinely needed your help and y-you're making f-fun of me. It was hard enough to ask you for help and you turn around and laugh at m-me being scared. I-i-it really hurts, and I can't help but cry for some reason." She whined, covering her face in shame. Sougo shook his head in amazement, 'This girl really is going to be the death of me.' He thought. Her crying became louder and finally she couldn't contain the sobs.
"Look China," Suogo started. "I'm sorry for making fun of you, okay. I never meant to, it's just that I never expected you of all people to be afraid of a cockroach because you played with a dung beetle, and you always found ways to start fights. It just surprised me, so just shut the Hell up and get down from there because I'll show you this big bad cockroach you're so afraid of that you need to ask ME for help." Sougo stuck his hands in his pockets waiting for Kagura to stop crying.
It took a while and a few embarrassingly soothing words from Sougo, he repeated what his older sister used to say to him, but he finally managed to stop the crying. Kagura was still on top of the shelf wiping her nose when she finally began to move. Sougo was relieved that she was going to get off of the tall shelf when she started to take her shoes off, annoying Sougo.
"What the Hell are you doing now idiot?" Sougo asked, he felt a headache coming on from all the annoyances Kagura was causing him since he woke up. She looked down at him and answered his question.
"I need to take these heels off to get down." She replied.
"Just jump down. It's not that high of a jump and for you it should be nothing, I've witnessed you as a fourteen year old girl jump to the roof of a building carrying another person. It should be easy." Sougo spit out, annoyed with a pounding migraine.
"Easy for you to say, bastard! I may have amazing healing abilities but if I jump down from here in these crazy ass heels my ankle with snap like a twig and that will take a few days to heal. If you want to leave as soon as possible then you need me to be happy and healthy." She explained, lifting a leg to show the crazy high heel. The high heel was a shiny gold color, matching the dragon on her cheongsam, and sported a heel six inches long. Once Sougo saw the heels he had to agree that they were crazy and that it was in their best interest to be cautious about this.
Sougo took his hands out of his pockets and began to reach for Kagura with open arms, holding his breath and waiting, not believing he was about to do what he never wanted to do. Kagura only looked at him confused.
"What the Hell are you doing now idiot?" She asked confused at the sight before her. Sougo glared at her, a light blush forming on his cheeks. He looked away as he answered her.
"It'll take too long for you to take your heels off to jump down only to just put them on again." He said quickly. "So just jump down now and I'll catch you. Like you said if we plan on escaping anytime soon you can't get hurt. I'm hungry and that fancy lunch should be starting soon so hurry up before I change my mind." He spoke, looking away to try and hide his blush.
Kagura looked at him surprised, 'How gentlemanly and so clichéd. How pitiful." She thought. "You do realize how out of character and clichéd this is, right Tsundere-kun?" she said, not missing a chance to be mean. Sougo's rebuttal was simply, "I'll go to that lunch alone and eat all the food then."
"Wait, Fine." Kagura panicked, she didn't want to miss this lunch at all. "Promise you won't sidestep at the last minute, or drop me?" She asked, skeptical of the King of Sadists doing something nice for her.
"Yes, I promise I won't drop you. I will catch you. When have I ever gone back on my word?" he asked, now contemplating if he should drop her. Kagura shook her head, not believing any of this.
"Fine. Here I come." She said and immediately jumped off barely leaving any time for Sougo to brace himself for heavy impact. Sougo shut his eyes and prepared himself to be drilled into the marble floor by an impossibly heavy girl, only for it to never happen. Confused and hoping he didn't miss he cracked an eye open only to see that he had in fact caught Kagura. He was surprised at how light she was when earlier in the morning her head alone felt like it weighed a ton. Both his eyes widened in surprise as he stared at Kagura.
"Wow, I really thought you were going to drop me, that's why I jumped so soon." Kagura smiled, happy that she didn't break a leg. "Thanks Sadist." She smiled at Sougo, freezing the poor man on the spot. After a while Kagura started to feel awkward. "Okaaaay, you can put me down now Sadist." She began to struggle to break free but was getting nowhere since Sougo's grip on her tightened. "Oi, let go of me already." Kagura commanded, only to be slung onto Sougo's shoulder like a sack. "What the Hell do you think you're doing asshole?" She yelled directly into Sougo's ear.
Sougo smacked Kagura's ass as revenge and laughed when she let out a loud, "EEEEEEEEEEPPPP!" "That was for screaming in my ear and I won't let you down until we get to your scary cockroach." He laughed. Just seconds later and Sougo stopped letting Kagura down off his shoulder gently. "There," he smirked. "is the terrifying cockroach that scared you so much you had to ask me for help. I hope you're proud of the decision you made." Sougo laughed evilly as he walked away, leaving the bathroom to wait for Kagura so that they could go to lunch.
Kagura stood alone in the middle of the beautiful bathroom staring at the cockroach that terrified her so much. She began to shake with rage at the idiocy and vulnerability she showed her rival. She wasn't terrified of a cockroach but the barely identifiable body of the Captain who was kicked into the floor by her earlier. She hadn't even known that he was here, and if he was here the entire time then that means he had watched her change. Now in a blind rage Kagura picked the imp up out of the rubble by the front of his shirt and began to swing him around, sure to smash him into the walls, floor and to throw him up into the ceiling. She finally stopped when he was nothing but a mosaicked mass of red.
When Kagura walked out of the bathroom with her hair up in a bun and makeup done she and Sougo walked out of the room into the hallway to be escorted to the Commander's dining room.
Sougo was annoyed the entire trip. When they were finally in front of the Commanders suite alone, were they were going to have lunch Sougo finally asked about what was bugging him.
"Why the Hell are you dressed up so nicely with the makeup and the done up hair? It doesn't fit with the situation at all." He said, since she never dressed up like that for him. Kagura looked up at him and snorted.
"Well, if you can't smooth talk the answers out of the Commander then we will have to rely on me seducing him with my beautiful looks and irresistible body." She said smugly, running her hands along her hourglass figure. Sougo was enraged, like Hell that will ever happen.
"No." He said simply, he would prevent that from happening at all costs even if the two of them had to stay with the Harusame for the rest of their lives.
"W-why not?" Kagura asked surprised.
"Because," Sougo started. "I told you already that you belong to me and only me. By my right you are never to seduce a man other than me." He said, backing Kagura against the door.
"I've done it before. It's really easy, how the Hell do you think I get enough money to buy all the nice clothes you've been ruining in our fights recently. Idiot!" She said to defend herself since she was now backed against the door, trapped between Sougo's arms.
"Prostitution? China I thought you were better than that, no wonder you were going to Yoshiwara instead of stuffing your face at the festival the other night. When we get back to Earth you are under arrest for prostitution, breaking my heart and hurting my feelings. Looks like you're going to have to live with me at the Shinsengumi for the rest of your life. I even have a training program for you involving chains, whips, rope, candles, and hot sauce." He glared, angry that she had done such things and furious that Danna hadn't paid her, and her lack and need of money forced her to resort to something so filthy.
"Hey you're getting ahead of yourself bastard. I never slept with anyone; I simply seduced tourists and weak men to give me all the money they had, it only took a greeting and a wink. It was really easy, too easy. So for something challenging I began extorting the local Yakuza gangs for protection money. If they don't want destroyed and reported to a certain police station they had to pay me once a month." She said. "In fact I make quite a lot of money each month, way more than the Yorozuya ever did." Kagura chuckled dryly.
Sougo stared at her. He believed her, after all she was sadistic like him so for a power trip she would definitely target the weak willed and tourists, and for extorting the,Yakuza that was just too easy. She would do everything. He patted her head, proud of her, and let her free.
"Well China, I'm starving since I haven't eaten in forever thanks to you. Let's get this over with shall we?" He held his arm out, hoping she would take the invitation. When she looked at his outstretched arm and sighed, looping her own arm through his, hoping that some demon or god would kill her on the spot. When the doors opened they were greeted by a crab with an amazing mustache that led them through the suite to the extravagant dining room. When they made it to the dining room they stopped to look at the Commander, and the large amount of food on the table and the dozens of carts along the wall.
Sougo couldn't help but chuckle at everything. Bending down he whispered into Kagura's ear, "So are you still confident that you can seduce the Commander into giving you the information we need?" He smiled evilly, happy that the seducing plan could never happen.
* For those of you who don't know the Millennium Falcon was the name of Han Solo's ship from Star Wars.
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