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Sougo couldn't help but chuckle at everything. Bending down he whispered into Kagura's ear, "So are you still confident that you can seduce the Commander into giving you the information we need?" He smiled evilly, happy that the seducing plan could never happen.
Sougo and Kagura stood at the entryway to the dining room in shock, all expectations that Kagura had about seducing the Commander for information was gone, and Sougo was smiling like an idiot since his own chances at getting information increased. Sitting at the head of the large dining table was the Commander, wearing a ridiculous outfit made entirely out of what looked like silk, animal firs, and precious metals and gems.
"Come, sit down you two." The Commander spoke. "I've heard quite a bit about the both of you and have been dying to meet you for quite some time. Especially you Kagura-sama, the resemblance is quite uncanny if I do say so myself." The Commander chirped, fawning over Kagura and Sougo.
Suddenly Kagura let go of Sougo's arm and lunged towards the Commander ready to kill but was unfortunately stopped by Sougo, who held her firmly in place.
"I'LL KILL YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? IS KIDNAPPING INOCENT PRETTY WOMEN SOME SICK FETISH OF YOURS YOU FREAK! ANY TIME I SEE AN OPENING I'LL RIP YOUR THROAT OUT AND DUMP YOUR LIFELESS BODY IN SPACE! LET GO OF ME NOW!" She screamed, thrashing around to get out of Sougo's grip, but he held tight.
The Commander hadn't seemed scared at all by Kagura's outburst and to make matters worse the Commander decided to laugh like a schoolgirl at Kagura's antics. Kagura growled and opened her mouth to scream some more when she was interrupted by Sougo.
"Calm the Hell down, China." He whispered. "We need information, remember? If you go off threatening and killing the Commander, then we won't get anything at all, including our weapons. So shut up and act like a woman for once." He finished and proceeded to speak with the Commander.
With a slight bow to the Commander Sougo proceeded to begin.
"I am terribly sorry Commander." Sougo started. "If I had been properly paying attention than the Oujo-chan here would not have tried to attack you." He apologized, acting like a sympathetic subordinate apologizing for a failure to their leader. "I am new to the Division and the Captain failed to tell me that you were a woman, so the shock of finding out momentarily distracted me. It won't happen again." Kagura looked at him stupefied, 'What the Hell is he going on about?'
"I am glad to hear that . . . ?" The Commander began, a kind smile donning her features but with Sougo's sharp eyes and sadist senses he caught the slightest glimpse of annoyance flashing through her gold eyes and decided to keep it to himself.
"Kondo, Commander. My name is Kondo." He answered, understanding that she wanted his name but decided it best to give an alias instead, since he could barely read her.
"Oi, Sadist." Kagura whispered. "Why did you give her a fake name?" She questioned, still glaring daggers at the smiling Commander.
"Because she's dangerous, China. Don't say anything unless she asks you a question and from now on call me Kondo." Sougo commanded and went back to studying the Commander.
"Kondo? Now that is an odd name, it doesn't fit you at all." The Commander said, a frown ruining her beautiful features. "Kondo sounds like it fits a gorilla instead of someone as good looking as you, are you sure you're not lying to me, because I despise liars." She smiled, her questioning tone laced with animosity. The Commander remained seated in her chair as she confronted the odd pair.
"Why are the two of you so nervous? Come, sit down and enjoy this lovely lunch my chefs slaved over. I won't bite at all, I'm not that hungry." She laughed and beckoned the two over to sit near her. Kagura and Sougo looked at each other and then began to walk over to the table to take their seats. Once Kagura was seated the smell of the delicious gourmet food reached her senses, causing her stomach to growl like a monster and her mouth to start drooling. Forgetting about the reason why they were there she began to stuff her face with food nonstop, crying about how delicious the food and drink was.
Sougo looked at Kagura with his usual deadpanned expression, in hindsight he should have realized this would happen from the beginning, the Commander only giggled and whispered, "So much alike, it should be easier with both of them." before continuing to speak with the disguised Okita.
"Kondo-kun, one of my captains told me that you are quite the terrifying and capable fighter and that that was the reason why you were put in charge of guarding Kagura-sama." The Commander spoke before cutting a slice of cake and placing it on the plate before Sougo. He looked down to study the cake and found that it was sukonbu flavor. He grimaced at the cake and pushed it to the side towards Kagura, who wolfed it down with a "thanks", finding it appalling that such a flavor of cake existed before continuing the conversation with the Commander.
"Before I was recruited by the Harusame I worked as a fighter in an illegal fighting ring in Edo. I was the reigning champion until the filthy Shinsengumi had to rush in and destroy everything. Luckily I wasn't out of a job for long when the Harusame found me." He lied, placing a large amount of fried rice on his plate.
The Commander was surprised. She had heard of the fighting ring in Edo and that it was ruined by a Shinsengumi ambush, and was a bit amazed that she was speaking to the champion of that bloody and brutal place. She snickered, "I found me a good one!"
"What was that, Commander?" Sougo asked, guarded against the, as he now concluded, sly Commander. She stopped snickering and looked up to Sougo, surprised that he had heard her. She began to stammer,
"I-I-I mean . . . I need a new replacement for Captain, yeah!. The captain that I had put in charge of retrieving Kagura-sama, is a fool who does nothing but disappoint me and give me painful headaches. He was supposed to bring the two of you here but he even failed that simple of a task." The Commander forced out a sigh. "I swear he only shines when he is out on the battle field." She shook her head in disappointment.
Sougo watched the Commander with calculating eyes as he ate the fried rice on his plate. His instinct told him that what she said wasn't a lie, but it was her behavior that was strange, almost as if it was forced. Why? Sougo cleared his throat and began to explain why the imp Captain wasn't with them at the moment.
"You see Commander, the reason why the Captain isn't here with us is because when he went to the Oujo-chan's suite to wake her up, I watched him look at her with perverted eyes as she slept. Not only that but he watched me take a bath and peeked on the Oujo-chan while she changed, she later caught him peeking and beat him within an inch of death. Right now he is imbedded into the marble floor of the bathroom." Sougo said monotonously, not a care in the world as he took a sip of some mysterious fruit smoothie.
The Commander had a chilling smile on her face as the glass in her hand shattered causing blood to spill from her injured hand which began to pool on the dark stained table. The Commander quickly stood from her seat, enraged.
"That useless perverted Captain! The next time I see that imp I'll tear him a new one and-"
"More food please!" Kagura interrupted. The Commander choked on her spit in astonishment, Sougo only looked at Kagura with a blank face.
"Pardon?" The Commander asked Kagura, unsure of what she had said.
"I want some more food. I ate everything and I am still hungry, even though it was the best food I've had so far, I'm still hungry. This was more like a snack than a lunch!" Kagura complained, demanding that she be fed.
The Commander was dumbfounded; looking around the room to confirm that all the food was indeed gone, she could only stare as she looked at the barren wasteland that was the dining room once filled with food. She had a mini heart attack when the thought of having to feed two full grown Yatos crossed her mind. Kagura smiled at the hint of despair that had crossed the Commanders face, Sougo sadistically laughed at the whole thing, despite him having to play the part of the subordinate.
"Who are you? Are you secretly Luffy, looking for the One Piece in Space!?" She screamed, pointed an accusatory finger at Kagura, which caused Kagura to smirk victoriously. "How could you eat all this food in such a short amount of time!"
The Commander looked at the two in front of her, stunned into silence that despite their positions they would laugh and make fun of her. Thoughts of various torturous punishments flashed across her mind but she dismissed them. 'I need these two. I need Kagura-sama because she is Kamui-sama's sister and I need Kondo-kun because he is definitely skilled, and amazingly handsome. Calm down Usagi-chan, breathe.' She thought to herself. Putting on her fake smile she began to speak.
"Kondo-kun, I have a proposition for you." She began, silencing the mocking laughter and gaining the attention of Kagura and Sougo. Leaning in closer to Sougo the Commander began, "You see, Kondo-kun, I have a very important goal in mind and in order to achieve it I need the help of a certain Admiral within the Harusame, as well as strong, dependable subordinates such as yourself." The Commander leaned in even closer to Sougo until they were just inches apart, causing Kagura to growl subconsciously.
Both Sougo and the Commander turned to Kagura with questioning gazes.
"What?" Kagura asked, confused as to why they turned to look at her suddenly. Sougo looked at Kagura with an expressionless face but the Commander had an odd shine to her eyes, like she knew something no one else did.
The Commander sat up straight in her chair and continued. Suddenly a serious look crossed her features as she began.
"I need to get rid of that incompetent imp captain, so he is fired," She looked over at Sougo. "You can do whatever you please to him, I don't care. He was going to be my right hand man once I began to commence the operation, but since he's a useless pervert you can have it. Congratulations Captain! Keep up the excellent work and you will be promoted to Vice-Commander in no time at all." Sougo was happy with himself despite the fact that the position given to him won't last, since he will be leaving the Harusame at some point. At the sound of being promoted to Vice-Commander something clicked and started to compel him to work to get the position.
Sougo's hand automatically shot up to salute the Commander as thanks.
"Don't you worry Commander; I will not disappoint you at all." Kagura looked over at Sougo, mouth wide open in shock, her face clearly reading, "What the actual fuck?"
The Commander smiled gently and looked over at Kagura, who flinched slightly since the Commander's smile reminded her of her brother's, immediately putting Kagura on guard.
"I hope none of my subordinates caused you any problems Kagura-sama." She spoke with an eerily soft and gentle voice. Kagura narrowed her eyes at the Commander; of course she never liked her from the beginning, but since the lunch began Kagura had been noticing little "ticks" that gave away the Commander's true "appearance".
"Well . . . let's see, I was attacked and sexually harassed, kidnapped, sexual harassed again, and again." Kagura recounted, so far she has only been sexually harassed by the pirates. She sighed inwardly, 'The struggles of being as beautiful as I am'. "No, no problems whatsoever, I've only been treated like a queen since I got on this lovely ship." Kagura responded sarcastically. Sougo clenched his fist, 'Since she got on the ship she's only been sexually harassed? When we make our escape there WILL be a bloody massacre the likes of which the universe has yet to see.'
"Why the hell did you kidnap me anyway you freak?" Kagura asked, slamming a fist on the thick table. The Commander smiled her sickly sweet smile and began to explain.
"You see Kagura-sama I have a dream that I will one day come to be so great that everyone will envy me. For my dream to begin I needed a certain catalyst that would make it happen, which is you." The Commander spoke.
"The hell are you on?" Kagura asked, obviously not understanding anything yet. The Commander frowned at the interruption.
"You see there is someone I MUST have to make my dream come true, and I need you to get him to agree with me. I kidnapped you to get your older brother Kamui under my control. After all, what kind of big brother doesn't love his imouto-chan, and if I have control of Kamui I also gain control of Takasugi Shinsuke who became his mutual ally. With both of those men's strengths and looks I can create an army of powerful bishounen causing the whole universe to envy me. Kondo-kun included as well." The Commander cackled like a maniac until she was suddenly hit by what felt like a freight train.
During the Commander's villainous monologue Kagura had been getting increasingly furious and confused. She was kidnapped so that this woman could have a bishounen harem/army? Is this bitch for real? Kagura couldn't have cared less about her harem army or dumbass dream, but when she mentioned how Sougo was included as well she just snapped and lunged at the crazy woman that was cackling away like a witch.
Kagura was on top of the Commander, hands around her throat choking the life out of her, and every now and then landed bone shattering blows to her body and especially her face.
"What the hell do you mean you kidnapped me so that you could get my brother under your control? News flash retard, he abandoned me and tried to kill me! I'm worthless to him and to you!" Kagura screamed, punching the woman in the face. "You need to get your dreams right since your goal in this chapter is different from chapter FIVE!" Kagura yelled as her hands went back to the Commander's throat, strangling her out of frustration. "Where the HELL is my umbrella Dammit?"
Suddenly Kagura was wrenched from the Commander's limp body, she had passed out the moment Kagura tackled her like a linebacker, and was slung over someone's shoulder. Looking down she recognized the stupid Captain Katsura disguise and released her anger on Sougo, who was carrying her like a sack.
Sougo began to walk towards the exit of the suite gritting his teeth in pain as he took Kagura's thrashing head on. On the way out Sougo saw what looked to be an office, something in the back of his mind told him to investigate so he turned and entered the neat and orderly room. Kagura was still hitting and screaming when Sougo unceremoniously dumped the girl on the hard metal floor.
"Ow! Dammit, what the fuck was that for, Sadist?" she asked, looking up at the irritated man in front of her. Sougo looked down at her, hiding his rage behind a fake smile.
"What do you mean China? You clearly wanted me to put you down so I did. Do you have any idea what you just did? You could have compromised everything, just because you didn't like the fact that you were used you go and nearly kill the woman on the spot!" Sougo clicked his tongue and began to look around the room for any kind of useful information, ignoring the pouting Kagura still sitting on the floor.
Sougo went through books, manuscripts, mysterious decorations and even overturned over exaggerated paintings of the Commander, Kamui and Takasugi but found nothing. Just as he was about to turn to take Kagura back to their room Sougo tripped over a bump on the small area rug, pulling the rug back and revealing a "cleverly" hidden trap door.
Sougo groaned in embarrassment and annoyance while Kagura completely ignored him and went to investigate the trap door.
"Wow, a secret door hidden under an area rug! Pretty cliche, huh Sadist?" Kagura chirped. "I wonder what's inside?" Before Sougo could stop her from opening the door, on account of alarms and traps, she was already rummaging about the contents within the apparent "safe room".
"Hey! I found all our stuff!" Kagura explained, appearing out of the room with her umbrella and Sougo's Katana, which she threw at his head.
"At least we gained something of value from coming here." Sougo deadpanned, sitting next to the small hole in the floor. He watched as Kagura went back into the room to look for more things. Five minutes later and a lot of "What's this?" from Kagura, she popped out of the room suddenly with a small book and an evil sadistic grin on her face. Curious Sougo asked what is was.
"It's her diary, Sadist. Imagine what dirt we can get on that stupid Commander, just think of all the embarrassing stuff we can blackmail her with! Aren't you excited?" Kagura laughed like an evil genius.
Sougo applauded Kagura, she had finally come up with a decent idea that didn't involve her attempting to seduce someone.
"Let's hurry up and get out of her then China before someone finds us where we don't belong." He said, pulling Kagura out the trap door and putting the room back to the way it was, grabbing her wrist and dragging her out of the room.
Just as the two were about to leave the suite and enter the long dreary hallway the way was blocked by Mr. Crabby.
"The Commander isn't feeling well Mr. Lobster." Sougo said, getting the amanto's name wrong. "Since I don't want to impose I decided to take the Ojou-chan back to her room. Now if you'll excuse us." Sougo expertly twisted the truth, pushing their way past the giant crab. Once they entered the hallway they sprinted to their room, leaving a flaming trail as the only evidence that they were there.
The four guards watching over the entrance to the room were startled when they were practically thrown against the walls, and watched the door open and slam shut, then locked in place. Terrified that they didn't see anyone but felt powerful dark auras they concluded that it was the work of demons and where since too terrified for their lives to guard the room, and instead left cutouts of themselves in front of the room instead.
Inside the room Kagura and Sougo had collapsed on the floor, tired and exhausted from the marathon run they just accomplished in record breaking time. Sougo looked at the small diary in his hand and took in a gulp of air before saying, "Let's look and see what kind of dirt we dig up on the Commander before blackmailing her. But first . . . I need to rest. Agreed?"
"Agreed." Kagura breathed out, just as exhausted as Sougo, if not more so since she sprinted at an insane speed in her equally crazy six inch heels without tripping once or breaking her legs.
Meanwhile . . .
Several stars away in a remote mansion, groans and screams of terror echoed through the once lively halls. In a large and lavishly furnished bedroom a portly amanto resembling a chicken huddled in a shadowed corner of his room. When the shadows of two figures darkened his own form he let out a shrill squawk.
"I found you!" Kamui smiled, as he stood over the cowering chicken. "No hard feelings right? I'm just doing my job of getting rid of you! This is what happens when you sneak about stealing money like a mouse."
"Boss let's just finish the mission already. Thanks to you wanting to go to that dinner with Commander Usagi we got here and finished the mission in less than half the expected time." Abuto cut in, bored.
"Of course the mission was finished so quickly, he has a bird brain and didn't even bother hiring decent mercenaries. This was no fun at all." Kamui replied, a frown replacing his smile. He looked back at the cornered chicken, who had apparently stolen from the Harusame, and pointed the barrel of his umbrella at the amanto's head. The chicken balked and began to cry and beg for his life, but it was spoken upon deaf ears.
Abuto shook his head at the chicken's behavior and began to leave the room, heading for their waiting ship.
"Shut up! This is the consequence for stealing from the Harusame you idiot. You know you're going to die so shut up and do so with dignity." Kamui said, slightly annoyed. "Don't worry though, at least the last thing you'll see is my wonderful and kind smile." Quickly pulling the trigger the once crying chicken lay still, slumped against the wall in a growing puddle of his own blood and feathers.
Kamui frowned at the pathetic sight before him and turned to leave the room. At the entrance of the room he met Abuto who followed him in silence.
"Since the mission is done like those stupid old men wanted we can go to that dinner now." Kamui began with a skip in his step. "Abuto when we get to the ship I want you to tell Commander Usagi that we will be there soon." Abuto frowned, shaking his head in disbelief.
"I can't believe you rushed here just for a free meal and a present. I bet your sister would do the same thing, you two are so much alike after all."
"Shut up, or I'll kill ya." Kamui spoke, never stopping or looking back. Abuto smirked.
"No you won't Kamui, you need me and you know it. Aren't we friends after all?" Abuto said confidently. "I wonder what the Oujo-chan is doing right now, she must be some kind of monster I'm sure." Abuto laughed.
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