A/N: Another sweet, fluffy chapter. Enjoy!

Rated M for adult themes and language.

~Swan, u bitch! I heard u fed my muffins to Jake. Not cool.~

Bella took a sip of her deliciously frothy cappuccino before replying to Leah's text.

~Good morning grumpy! FYI, Jake stole them 4rom z kitchen. Deal with it.~

Seconds later, the phone buzzed again.

~Fukin Alpha! Did u let him munch on Ur biscuit too?~

Bella rolled her eyes at Leah's 10 am snark.

Her texts were always a joy to read.

~Haha. U slay me, Clearwater.~

Paul's deep voice suddenly erupted from her office speakers like a phone sex operator on crack.

His tone was extra cheerful and super hyper, distracting Bella mid-text.

'Good morning, Washington! This is DJ Paul and you're listening to Radio One's on Demaaaaaand!'

"Ugh...here comes the Justin Bieber requests."

'We have a special request from a friend of mine, and this request goes out to our lovely intern, Bella Swaaaaaan!'

Bella's head snapped up in surprise, her ears doing a double-take.

"Did he just..."

'Bella, I know you're listening...'

"DUH!"

'So this Baby Bash song is for you, sweetkins.'

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§She's So Yummy Yummy Yummy, Ohh She's Sweet As Honey, Ohh I Gotta Get Some Na Na, Na Na§

"Na na? Seriously?"

Bella dialed Paul's extension number while Baby Bash serenaded her in the background.

§She's So Yummy and Delicious, Ohh With Tender Kisses, Ohh I Gotta Get Some Na Na, Na Naaaaa§

It was probably one of his silly pranks, like that time he played Birthday Sex for Charlie while he was out celebrating with Billy and the gang.

'DJ Paul on the line, oh hey Bella! What's up?'

"You tell me." Bella tapped her manicured nails on the desk.

'Ah...right! The song...well, it was a special request from your horny Alpha.'

"Really?"

'Yep.' Paul chuckled. 'Why don't you stop by the garage and have lunch with him today?' He cheerfully suggested.

"Wow. You sure sound crazily upbeat this morning." Bella observed. "Are you..."

'Rachel's PREGNANT!' The DJ blurted out all of a sudden.

"Oh my God!" Bella squealed in delight, swiveling her chair away from her cluttered desk. "Congratulations!"

'Thanks. I'm supposed to keep it a secret until the weekend, so...'

"Sure, sure. I won't tell a soul." Bella giggled. "Gosh, that's so exciting."

'Yeah. I can't believe I'm gonna be a dad. It feels weird...in a good way.'

Bella stared into her cappuccino cup with a big smile on her face. "That's the best news I've heard in ages. Thanks for sharing it with me."

'Man, I can't wait to see the look on Jake's face when he finds out.' Paul snickered.

"Me too!"

'That's why you have to keep him in a good mood for me, just in case he decided to strangle me for impregnating his sister.'

"Good mood, huh?" Bella shook her head in amusement. "Sure. I'm on it."

'You'd better be on it..and by that I mean...oh shit, Rachel's on the line.'

"Uh-oh." She chuckled. "Speak of the mother."

'No kidding.' Paul sounded apprehensive. 'She's probably craving some weird shit like pickles wrapped in cheese.'

"What are you waiting for then? Answer the phone."

'I will.' He sighed. 'And please don't tell anyone or she'll boycott my dick for life.'

"My lips are sealed, Lahote."

'Muchas gracias, Swan.'

Later that day, Bella drove her truck to Black Auto just like Paul had suggested.

She was full of nervous energy, constantly checking her reflection in the rearview mirror like a narcissistic diva.

Cotton candy lip-gloss. Check!

White midriff baring cropped shirt. Check!

Low-rise denim shorts. Check!

She was on a mission to shock and awe (and feed) the Alpha with the help of his favorite Italian BLT sandwich and a bucket full of spicy fried chicken.

Her horny imagination was working overtime after their steamy bedroom encounter, distracting Bella from her intern duties and clouding her brain with images of Jacob's dark hair tickling her inner thighs, his tongue licking and sucking...hands stroking...

Yes, she was head over heels in lust with him, there's no denying that.

He easily convinced her to let go of her inhibitions, allowing her to show him the naughty tumblr page she used for her late night orgasm sessions.

She was in serious need of some self-luvin tonight if she was to survive this sudden spike in arousal.

"Bella Swan, you are NOT a shameless slut." She took a deep breath as she pulled up in front of the busy auto shop. "You're here to have lunch with Jake. Period."

'Talking to yourself again, Swan?' Quil snickered, sidling up to her truck with a smirk on his lips.

"Quily! You look so dashing in those overalls." Bella jokingly replied while rolling up her window.

'Pfft! Dashing is so eighteenth century.' He waved her off, sniffing the air like a hungry wolf. 'Wait a sec, is that..' His eyes zeroed in on the food she was carrying. 'Fried chicken?'

"Yes." Bella nodded, shielding the large bucket with her arms.

He predictably followed her like a drooling puppy, begging for a piece of heavenly KFC.

'How come Jake gets all the perks?!' He grumbled.

'Dude, you already had your lunch break!' Brady pushed him away, eying the bucket hungrily. 'Hey, Bella. How you doin?'

"Oh no, don't give me that look, Fuller!" She wagged a finger at him. "Jake invented that look."

'What look?' The young man fluttered his lashes innocently.

'Yeah, Bella. Which look are you referring to?' Quil snickered from beside her.

"Shut it, Ateara." Bella swatted his sneaky russet hand. "You're not getting any and that's final."

'Are we still talking about the chicken?' He wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.

"Ugh, you boys are disgusting." She rolled her eyes, sidestepping a tool box as she rounded the corner to Jake's workspace. "I meant to say that..."

'Jake's getting some, yeah we know.' Quil interjected.

'He's been whistling to himself all morning.' Brady remarked, exchanging sly grins with Quil.

Bella froze mid-step and grew flustered when Collin joined in on the conversation.

'He's so chill...didn't even yell at me for being late.'

"Wow. I really appreciate you guys telling me all this." Bella coolly responded before asking them to mind their own business (or fuck off) in the nicest way possible.

Once the coast was clear, she took a deep, calming breath and walked the short distance to Jake's office.

"Not a slut..not a slut...not a.."

A loud feminine giggle erupted from inside, forcing her to let go of the doorknob.

How come no one told her Jake was busy? Because he clearly was...

'Aw Black, you're too darn cute!' Miss giggles's saccharine voice made Bella cringe.

Should she just barge in like a crazed imprint and demand an explanation?

No, of course not...

She was going to go sit on his old battered couch and wait for him like a good girl.

Right?

The answer was NO since Jake had already sensed her presence (not to mention the mouth-watering smell of the spicy fried chicken).

'Bells!' He opened the door with a sunny grin on his face then pulled her into an epic bear hug in full view of miss giggles. 'I missed you.'

Huh?

"Y-you did?"

His dark gaze traveled down her front, caressing her body with his hungry eyes.

'Yeah, I missed this.' He squeezed her denim-clad butt before dropping a quick kiss on her flaming cheek.

"Umm.." Bella glanced awkwardly at the native American beauty who was watching them with open curiosity.

'You must be Jake's imprint.' She observed.

'Yep. She's my side-kick. Aren't you, honey?'

Bella gingerly placed the takeout bags on top of his desk, her chocolate eyes fixated on the tall, russet skinned beauty who looked a lot like VS model Adriana Lima.

'Side-kick my ass!' Miss giggles playfully punched him on the arm. 'Now please introduce us, or I will.'

'Right.' Jacob slapped his forehead. 'I got distracted by the food, sorry. Bells, this is my good friend Elissa. She's a two-time Formula 3 champion and the Beta of her pack.'

'It's nice to meet you Bells...or is it Bella?'

"Bella's fine." She answered while shaking Elissa's hand.

The girl had mad style, and Jake was obviously a big fan of her assets.

Not only was she into cars, but she was also a she-wolf like Leah!

Talk about the perfect package.

Bella's jealousy collided with her momentary lapse of confidence.

Elissa was ridiculously gorgeous: deep blue eyes, olive skin, kick-ass leather boots...

It was hard not to envy her God-given looks and her stylish Ralph Lauren blazer.

'So, I guess I'll be seeing you around, huh?'

'Yeah. The photo shoot's this weekend so prepare to be dazzled.' Jacob chuckled.

"What photo shoot?"

'Car and Driver Magazine is doing a feature article on female race car drivers and since we're sponsoring Elissa's team, we get to be in the photo shoot as well.' Jacob explained.

"Interesting." Bella coolly remarked, showing no enthusiasm whatsoever.

'Yeah.' The Alpha raised a questioning eyebrow, but she ignored him and proceeded to unwrap their lunch.

'Enjoy your food!' Elissa waved on her way out of Jake's office.

"You're welcome to join us." Bella smiled politely.

'Thanks, but Chase and I are having lunch with our agent. Maybe some other time though.'

'Sure, sure.'

'It was nice meeting you, Bella!'

"Likewise." Bells curtly nodded.

'Say hi to Chase for me, will ya?' Jacob called out after her.

'Will do. Bye!'

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Once Elissa was gone, Jake closed the door, carefully studying Bella's sullen face.

She was trying to open the ketchup container with fierce determination but failing miserably.

'Need a hand, Bells?'

"No." She bit her lower lip, pulling at the lid with all her might until it finally opened. "Your food is getting cold so you better dig in."

'Yummy.' Jake padded barefoot to his desk where everything was laid out for him. 'You bought me a footlong BLT?' He gushed.

"Yes."

She watched him attack the sandwich with fervor, the delicious noises coming out of his mouth worthy of a porn video.

"So, how long have you known Elissa?"

'We..uh..met last summer while you were in Phoenix.'

"Oh." She fiddled with her paper plate. "Did you guys hook up? 'cause I sensed this intimate vibe when I walked in."

Jacob froze mid-bite, narrowing his onyx eyes at her.

'And I sensed a jealous vibe even though I made it clear that she was a friend of mine.' He shot back.

"So you did sleep with her!" Bella accused him, folding her arms across her chest.

'Jesus.' Jacob sighed impatiently. 'No, I didn't fuck her, and for the record, I've never requested a song on the radio before, so you're welcome.' He grunted.

"Ugh..." Bella pinched the bridge of her nose in sheer frustration. "I'm sorry." She apologized. "I jumped the gun, but who wouldn't? She's freakin gorgeous!"

'Come here.' He wiped his mouth with a napkin and sat down on his leather chair.

Bella picked up her unfinished plate and circled the desk, making her way over to his incredibly tempting lap.

'Remember when we had this big-ass fight over your ex-boyfriend?'

"Yes. I remember." She nodded, moving to stand between his long legs.

Jacob leaned forward and kissed her bare midriff, his scorching lips flirting with her belly button.

'He was a total asshole but you were too blind to see it, so instead, you accused me of being crazy jealous.'

"Jake, that was three years ago. Why are you bringing it up now?"

'Because.' He swallowed. 'I was jealous.'

"OH." Her chocolate eyes widened in surprise. "Why didn't you tell me?"

His fingers ghosted over her skin, sending shivers down her spine.

'I was blindsided by the fucking wolf gene and spent the whole summer adapting to my supernatural powers.'

"So, you didn't really go to summer camp, did you?" Bella guessed.

'Not exactly.' He smirked. 'There's this wolf retreat up north where they teach you how to control your transformation and shit.'

"You mean like the X-Men Mutant Academy?"

'Exactly!' Jacob chuckled, burying his nose into her t-shirt. 'Fuck, you smell good.' He groaned.

"I can't believe you were actually jealous." Bella threaded her fingers through his hair.

'Yeah, I was...still am.' He admitted, relaxing into her touch. 'If you mention Alexander Skateboard one more time, I'm gonna hunt him down and eat him.'

"Alexander who?" Bella giggled. "Oh, you mean Alexander Skarsgard?" She burst out laughing.

'Yeah.' Jacob hooked his hands around her jean-clad thighs and hoisted her onto his lap. 'Who is he anyway?'

"He plays a Viking vampire on True Blood."

'I see.' He answered distractedly, eying her spicy drumstick.

She lifted the crunchy piece of chicken to his mouth and he instantly took a bit out of the tender meat.

"Good boy!"

He growled in response, body vibrating like a massage chair.

'Your oral fixation is super sexy.'

"I do not have an oral fixation, silly. An oral fixation is when you're constantly putting things in your mouth."

'Bells, you can't even drink soda without a straw.' Jacob pointed out.

"So what?" She coaxed his mouth open and fed him more chicken. "I also like eating fries without ketchup and tuna with green apples..."

'And getting off on tumblr porn.' He blurted out mid-chew.

"Shut up."

'Make me.' He smirked, tossing the plate aside and closing his lips around Bella's greasy fingers.

He sucked them into his mouth, savoring the taste of her skin combined with the spicy flavor.

Bella squirmed on top of his lap, stifling a moan as he cleaned off her fingers.

His tongue swirled around her middle finger suggestively, causing one hell of a tsunami inside her panties.

'Fuck.' He growled, nostrils flaring...irises glowing...

He picked her up in one fluid motion and deposited her on his desk, chucking the keyboard over his shoulder.

"Jake!" Bella gasped as the poor keyboard collided with the wall.

The Alpha didn't even flinch when it fell to the floor with a loud crash.

His main focus was Bella's sweet, delectable arousal.

'Jesus. I wanna bottle up your scent and spray it on my pillow.'

"Jake." She said his name again, eyes darting nervously to the door. "We can't do this here."

'Do what exactly?' He devilishly grinned, leaning back in his chair, directly between her legs.

He feasted his eyes on her creamy thighs, her heaving chest...flushed cheeks; memorizing each and every detail for future reference.

"My lunch break is almost over." She quickly changed the subject, glancing down at her delicate wrist watch.

'We still have time for a quickie.' Jacob wheeled his chair closer to the desk, his face inches from her own.

Bella ducked her head in embarrassment but he tilted up her chin and planted a soft, lingering kiss on her lips.

'Mmm...can I swing by your bedroom tonight?' He huskily whispered.

"Uh-huh." She panted against his mouth.

'Is that a yes, Bells?' Jacob asked, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear.

"Definitely." She replied.

'Great.' He kissed her one more time, large hands kneading her waist.

§When You're Feelin' Sad and Low, We Will Take You Where You Gotta Go!§

Marina's Spice Girls ringtone exploded like a cock-blocking timebomb inside the small office, forcing Bella to pull away from Jacob's kiss.

'Ignore it.' He nibbled on her ear.

§Smiling, Dancing, Everything Is Free, All You Need Is Positivity!§

"I- I can't. It might be urgent." Bella picked up her vibrating phone and pressed the green button. "She's been going through some stuff lately"

'Ok.' Jacob nodded in understanding and decided to finish his sandwich.

Having Bella for lunch was doing wonders for his appetite.

"Hey M. How are..."

'Patrick broke up with meeeeeee' Marina wailed on the other end of the line.

Jake flinched at the high-pitched sound, wheeling his chair away from Bella.

"Oh hun, I'm so sorry." She comforted her friend. "When did it happen?"

'Just now.' Marina sniffled. 'He sent me a text saying: we're over. What a douchebag! I-I can't believe I slept with him!'

"He text-dumped you? What an asshole!"

'I know! He's such a jerk...but Bella, it hurts so much!' She sobbed. 'Can I stay with you tonight? I seriously need some quality girl-time.'

"Of course you can, sweetie! You're more than welcome to spend the entire weekend at casa del Swan."

Jacob bolted upright in his chair.

'Seriously?' He mouthed in protest.

Bella gave him a sheepish smile in return but he was already plotting how to kidnap her...

Maybe tie her to his bed then spread Nutella on her naked body...

Yummy, he thought.

"I'll pick you up on my way home, ok?...Great...and please stop crying! He's so not worth your tears."

Bella ended the call and almost fell off the desk at the sight of Jake talking to himself.

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'It's just you and me tonight, buddy.' He lovingly petted his crotch.

A/N: Poor Jacob! lol

The song he dedicated to Bella is called Na Na (The Yummy Song) by Baby Bash.