A/N: A big thank you to Marissa who accurately predicted that I was going to post this chapter today :)
Rated M for adult themes and language.
'Would you hit it?'
'Hell yeah, I would!' Marina giggled. 'I'd gladly hit it, once or twice though. Prince Harry's so not my cup of tea.'
'How about you, Swan? Would you be interested in a slice of ginger pie?' Leah snickered, stuffing her mouth with caramel popcorn.
The girls were entertaining themselves in Bella's living room after Charlie declared it a -no man's land- once he saw the mountain of unidentified female objects scattered all over his usual territory.
He grabbed a six pack and fled to Billy's house, muttering –too much estrogen- along the way.
Leah and Marina were hitting it off for the first time in ages so Bella decided to take advantage of their giggly girl-time and sneak off to Jake's bedroom once Magic Mike was over.
'Oh my Gah!' Marina squealed at the sight of Channing Tatum's naked butt. 'I wanna bite that ass so bad.'
Bella rolled her eyes, fully aware that Leah was still waiting for an answer to that stupid –would you hit it?- question.
"I'd hit…him." She pointed at the TV screen where Joe Manganiello was about to strut his stuff onstage.
'Pfft…so predictable.' The she-wolf remarked.
"What? He's hot." Bella defended her choice of eye-candy.
'Whatever floats your boat.' Leah shrugged.
'Bella's right. He's smoldering hot.' Marina munched on her chips. 'His penis is probably the size of a baby's arm.'
"Did you just compare…"
'Yes, I believe I did.' The bubbly blonde nodded, eyes still red from all the tears she spilled over her break-up.
'He's not the only one.' Leah slyly winked at Bella.
'Does that wink mean what I think it means?' Marina's hazel eyes widened, scooting closer to the she-wolf who looked funny as hell in her Snoopy Pjs.
'Let's just say that Black puts the monster in monster peen.'
'Tell me MORE!' Marina eagerly clapped her hands together.
Her crush on Jacob was back in full force, so Leah unleashed her inner snark and raised the TV volume louder in an attempt to shut her up.
'There's nothing more to tell, bitch, so sit the fuck down and let's watch the movie in piece.'
'Oooh, I love it when you're mean!'
'Shhhhhhhhhhhh.' Leah nudged Marina's side, silently urging her to glance at Bella whose phone was currently vibrating in her lap.
She picked it up with a big smile on her face and read the latest text from Jacob (aka the horny Alpha):
~U have 2 cum 2night. No panties allowed. Time 4 kitty 2 play with her wolf ;)~
'Whatcha reading?' Marina suddenly peered over Bella's shoulder, eyes quickly scanning the naughty text.
"Mind your own business!" The flustered brunette hid the phone behind her back, her cheeks going from pink to red in record speed.
Leah chuckled and paused the movie, propping her elbows on the armrest.
'Black's been sexting her on the DL.' She smirked.
"Shut it, Clearwater!"
'OMFG! Are you serious?' Marina shrieked.
"Don't listen to her. She's bluffing." Bella stuttered, taking a cooling sip of margarita.
'So kitty's code for…fuck me running!' She gasped. 'He is sexting you!…you dirty…dirty Swan.'
"Shut it, retro Barbie!"
'Aha!' Marina jumped off the couch, her coppery braids tumbling down her shoulders. 'I knew it.' She declared. 'I knew something was cooking between the two of you.'
"It…it just happened, alright?" Bella finally confessed. "One minute we're friends and the next he's…"
'Taking you out shopping at Orgasms "R" Us?' Marina interjected, doing her trademark happy dance, much to Leah's amusement.
'Nice one, Merryweather.' She high-fived the dancing girl.
"Let me finish my freakin sentence, will ya?"
'Nah, there's no need. We already got the message loud and clear.'
'Tsk...tsk…tsk..' Leah shook her head in mock disappointment. 'No wonder he's been extra chill these days.' She teased.
"Jesus." Bella pinched the bridge of her nose in frustration. "Jake and I…"
'Bow chika wow wow!'
Bella grabbed one of her fluffy unicorn pillows, threatening her best friend with it. "Marina, if you don't stop interrupting me, I swear I'll…"
'Bow chika wow wow…' The cheeky blonde raised her eyebrows suggestively in response, refusing to shut up.
"MARINA!"
Pillows went flying everywhere, forcing Leah to duck for cover behind the couch.
'Jake and Bella sitting on a tree…f-u-c-k-i-n–g!'
"Oh you little…"
'Come on, B. Hit me with your best shot.' Marina climbed on top of Charlie's lazy chair, her vintage Betty Boop nightgown riding up her tanned thighs.
"Are you wearing kiddy SpongeBob panties?" Bella giggled.
'Sue me, Swan! At least I don't have a unicorn shrine up in my crib.' She shot back, attacking Bella with a throw pillow.
"Touché, M…I mean, why hide the fact that I'm still a virgin."
'You're still a virgin?!' Marina gaped at her in shock.
"Yep." Bella nodded before hitting her with the fluffy pillow. "Sorry to burst your bubble, hun, but Jake and I are NOT having sex."
'Yet.' Leah resurfaced from her hideout with a candy bag tucked under one arm.
'You should though.' Marina tapped her bare foot on the cushion. 'Seriously Bella, what the heck are you waiting for?'
'She's waiting for the condom fairy.' Leah snickered.
"Aren't you supposed to be watching your male stripper movie?" Bella glared at the smirking she-wolf.
'Nah.' She shrugged. 'I'd rather watch you squirm and stutter at the mention of orgasms "r" us.'
'Me too!' Marina sat crossed legged on the comfy lazy chair, eyes twinkling mischievously at the thought of pushing Bella's buttons.
"Ugh…you do realize that I'm giving you a free pass tonight because of Patrick, right?"
'Eeew, please don't mention his name ever again!'
"Fine. I won't." Bella sighed, moving to sit on the couch.
'You know…I kinda saw this coming.' Marina dug a hand into her jumbo Cheetos bag. 'But I kept making excuses for his assholic behavior thinking he was busy, tired or whatever…'
'If I were you, I'd cut off his dick and feed it to the wolves.' Leah emphasized her point by splitting a Mars bar in half.
'It's not that big, anyway.' Marina snorted.
"Oh."
'Yeah, it's more of a pencil dick than a monster peen.' She added.
'You poor thing.' The she-wolf offered her a consoling bar of chocolate. 'I strongly advise you to sample a native guy.'
"I totally agree." Bella smiled encouragingly. "You need someone sweet and sensitive like Embry for example."
'Puh-lease, like Embry would ever be interested in silly old me!' Marina sniffled. 'He's a God amongst mortals, unlike Mr. Pencil Dick.'
'Excuse me?' Leah lifted an –oh no you didn't- eyebrow in reaction to the blonde's words. 'Embry Call is a dork who fantasizes about you…oh shit...'
Bella quickly jumped to her friend's rescue, knowing that her accidental slip of the tongue was a result of her concurrent patrols with Embry.
"He thinks you're super cute!"
'Yeah, what she said.' Leah nodded vehemently.
'Really?'
"Totally."
'You're just saying that to avoid discussing Jacob.' Marina squinted her eyes, pointing the Mars bar accusingly at Bella.
"I'm not avoiding anything." She argued. "In fact, your free pass allows you to ask me a truckload of Jake questions."
'Yay!'
'Jeez…your optimism makes me want to choke someone, preferably your ex-boyfriend.' Leah grunted.
'Awww Lee Lee, you'd that for me?' Marina cooed, earning herself a smack on the arm from the moody she-wolf.
"You two are freakin hilarious." Bella chuckled.
'Hilarious my ass.' Leah muttered under her breath. 'Can we postpone your Q & A session until after the movie?'
"Sure…"
'Oh and I need one more favor.'
"Let me guess, more popcorn?" Bella rose from the couch, tugging on her sexy nightie. It was a low-cut number with red paw-prints adorning the white fabric.
'Yep.'
"Ugh…"
'Don't –ugh- me, Swan. It's your turn to romance Black's microwave.' The she-wolf snickered.
'Yeah! Romance it hard.' Marina chimed in, slyly winking at Bella.
'And make sure to rub…err...I mean press the Start button.'
"Haha. Very funny." Bella shot them both a glare while putting on her bunny slippers.
'Say hi to Jacob for me!'
"I will."
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'And tell him I'm available!'
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Bella set the timer to sixty seconds and silently tiptoed her way past Billy's living room.
Both he and Charlie were engrossed in a baseball game, yelling all sorts of expletives at the screen.
Thank God for sports…Bella giggled as she bounded up the staircase.
She paused in front of the bathroom door where Jacob was taking a shower; a very steamy shower.
The Alpha had a thing for hot water even though his body temperature was way above normal.
Bella was tempted to walk in on him, maybe snatch his towel so he'd show up buck naked in his bedroom…but she chickened out at the last minute.
Her bunny slippers led her to his cluttered bedroom where she spotted a drawing pad on top of his desk.
The A3 pad was labeled :Introduction to Drawing which was one of Jake's university electives.
He never told her about it though, and the fact that he had a notebook full of charcoal drawings was all the more surprising.
Bella picked it up and flipped the cover page open.
The first drawing was very basic; a vase filled with wild flowers. It was actually pretty good for an amateur like Jacob.
Next was a picture of a house similar to Sam's cottage. It was also impressive, starting from the shading of the windows to the trees surrounding the side of the house.
The Alpha's drawing skills improved with every page.
He was clearly an artist, and judging by the string of A's he received for each assignment, his art teacher was well aware of it too.
"Oh my God." Bella gasped in awe when her eyes landed on the last page.
It was a portrait drawing of a brunette with doe eyes, high cheekbones and a delicate heart shaped-face.
It was Jacob's best work yet.
The details he'd poured into the drawing were impeccable.
Bella even recognized the dress in the picture. It was the one she wore at Emily's wedding.
She did look pretty that day, but definitely not as beautiful as the girl in the drawing.
Did Jake really see her that way? Because if he did, then…
'Bells!'
The startled brunette spun around, clutching the drawing pad to her chest.
"Jesus, you scared…" Her voice trailed off at the sight of Jacob in nothing but a towel.
Droplets of water were evaporating from his russet skin like tiny puffs of smoke.
She licked her dry lips and watched him lock the door with a flick of his wrist.
'Did you get my message?' He asked, gaze dropping to the pad in her hand.
"Y-yes." Bella replied before crossing the room in two long strides and jumping in his arms.
She kissed him with wild abandon, not caring that the curtains were open, or that her own father was downstairs…
Jacob hoisted her higher against his sizzling chest, growling like a wolf in heat.
His lips eagerly received her kisses, molding them into a passionate make-out session.
He easily carried her to his unmade made, his mouth never leaving her petal lips.
She was soft and pliant, moaning and mewling as he rearranged her legs around his waist.
She tugged on his short hair, nails scratching his upper back…
He groaned in response, peppering her neck with more kisses.
'Are you wet for me?' He nibbled on her collarbone, reaching down to stroke her bare stomach.
Bella's eyes were closed, cheeks flushed with arousal.
She tried to say yes but ended up moaning his name when he peeled back her nightie, exposing her breasts to the cool night air.
'Can I…'
"Yes! Please."
Jacob's breath was hot on her nipples, his tongue tasting them for the very first time.
She shuddered, threading her fingers through his thick hair.
"Oh…OH…"
Jake alternated between licking and pinching them, his lower half grinding into her.
He didn't expect her to be so responsive, but she was already on the brink of orgasm.
'Fuck. You're so sexy.' He kissed her swollen lips, losing himself in the moment.
She panted against his mouth, eyes rolling to the back of her head.
"Jake…"
'I know…' He reached down between her thighs and rubbed her, once…twice…
She literally screamed when she came; back arching off the mattress…nails painfully digging into Jake's skin.
He held her down, quickly silencing her with his lips.
Bella felt like jello in his arms.
She was a panting mess, body slick with sweat…hair sticking to her forehead.
"I've never…orgasmed this hard…before."
Jacob kissed her affectionately in reply.
'Tell me about it.' He whispered huskily in her ear. 'Our dads thought it was a squealing tire…guess their ears don't function as well as they used to, huh?'
"Oh my God!" Bella bolted upright, adjusting her nightie in sheer mortification.
'Oh and Leah's still waiting for her popcorn.' Jacob smirked, playfully tugging on her spaghetti strap.
"Stop it!" She swatted his hand away. "It's not funny."
'You're most welcome for that orgasm by the way.'
Bella rolled out of bed, her knees wobbling from the aftershocks of said orgasm.
"How come you're not…you know..." She blushed, eyes darting to his crotch.
'Hard?'
She nodded, sliding her feet into her slippers.
'Trust me; I was…but uh…your orgasm triggered mine so…' He shifted uncomfortably, one hand clasped over his towel.
"OH." Bella's mouth fell open at his admission.
'Yeah.' Jacob rubbed the back of his neck, his ego stuck somewhere in between cockiness and embarrassment.
"Is it an imprinting thing?" She couldn't help but ask.
'Nah.' He sheepishly replied. 'It's a Bella thing.'
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'Swan, you bitch!' Leah's voice drifted from the window, alerting them both to her presence. 'Where the fuck is my popcorn?!'
The she-wolf was standing in front of Bella's bed with both hands on her hips.
"Shit!" Bella rushed to the door, smoothing down her ruffled hair. "It's coming!"
'No pun intended.' Jacob chuckled, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.
'Wipe that cocky smirk off your face, Black. I can see it all the way from here.'
'Bite me, Clearwater.'
'Later, smartass…once your slut brings me my popcorn.'
"Hey!"
'Sorry, Swan, but you earned it…screaming like a banshee.'
"Leah!"
'Oh I heard you alright.' Leah snickered. 'Next time, make sure you close your windows.'
'I will.'
'Good, now tell slutella to get her ass over here ASAP. Marina's having another cry-fest over Douchebag McGee.'
"I said I'm COMING!" Bella shouted while unlocking the door.
'Shit.'
Jacob suddenly jumped to his feet and pulled her away from the door.
'Charlie heard you.' He hissed.
"Oh my God."
Bella knew that if her dad saw her looking like orgasm personified, he was going to shoot Jacob for real this time.
'Hide under the bed, quick!' He urged her, grabbing a pair of cutoffs from his closet and putting them on as fast as possible.
'Jacob? You in there?'
Bella crawled under the bed and almost had a heart attack when she spotted the terrifying amount of dust and dirty socks down there.
'Hey Chief, what's up?'
'I uh...thought I heard Bella's voice.' Charlie's heavy footsteps edged closer to the bed. 'Was she talking to you through the window?'
'Yep!'
'Hmmm…okay.'
The Chief didn't sound too convinced though.
Meanwhile, Bella felt something crawl on top of her arm…something with tiny little…
"AAAAAH!"
She scrambled out from under the bed, the small spider still clinging to her arm.
'Jesus Christ!' Charlie stumbled backwards in shock.
His daughter was scantily dressed, cheeks flushed, face glowing…and most importantly, she was in Jacob Black's bedroom!
"Get it off of me!" She screamed.
Jacob rushed to her rescue, snatching the spider from her arm and killing it in less than a heartbeat.
'Hey, you okay?' He hugged her to his chest, completely oblivious to Charlie's fuming ears.
"Yes." Bella wrapped her arms around his waist. "I…"
Her father cleared his throat all of a sudden, his mouth pressed into the thinnest line ever.
'What the hell were you doing under HIS bed?' He angrily yelled.
"Ummm…"
'Charlie Swan!' Billy interrupted the Chief's interrogation, wheeling himself into the room and practically pushing his best friend out the door. 'How many times have I asked you to leave those two kids alone?'
'Leave them ALONE so they can do God knows what under my NOSE?'
'Lower your goddamn voice, old man.' Billy chided him, keeping a strong hold on Charlie's belt. 'I thought you gave them your blessing a while ago, so what is all this fuss about?'
'I gave them my blessing, not the license to have…SEX!'
"Dad, we didn't…"
'Don't you lie to me, young lady!' The police Chief wagged a finger at Bella. 'I should've never bought that sleepwalking story of yours.'
'We didn't have sex.' Jacob squared his shoulders, taking a step forward until he was chest to chest with Charlie. 'But if you keep this up, I might as well corrupt your daughter's innocence…'
'Jacob!'
The Alpha stared Charlie down, forcing him into submission.
'You once told me that if I broke Bella's heart, you're gonna shoot me where it counts…so until that happens, I suggest you back off.'
"Jake…please.." Bella tugged on his arm, feeling his body vibrating with anger.
'Are you threatening me, son?' Charlie held his gaze defiantly, refusing to be intimidated.
'No. I'm only asking you to hold your horses, Chief.' Jacob growled. 'Bella's mine, but you're her father and she holds you in high regard.'
'That doesn't explain why she chose to hide under your bed…'
"I did it because I didn't want you to see me like this!" Bella explained from behind Jake's arm.
Charlie studied his daughter's face for a very long time, his mustache twitching as he did so.
'Okay.' He finally nodded. 'I'll back off…for now, but if you knock her out…err..I mean UP. I swear to God I'll shoot you. Do I make myself clear?'
'Yes, Sir.' Jacob firmly replied.
'Good. Now if you'll excuse me…' The Chief retreated to the corridor, followed by a winking Billy. 'I need a drink!'
'Coming right up, Chief.'
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'Bravo!' Leah clapped, having watched the entire drama unfold before her eyes.
"Oh dear Lord."
'No really, that was an Oscar worthy performance, Black.'
'Fuck off, Clearwater.'
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'Not until I get my popcorn!'