A/N: Hi!
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Rated M for adult themes and language.
'Tell me you'll miss me.'
"Mmmm…how about I tell you what I won't miss." Bella smirked, raising her apple sangria to her lips.
'Let me guess…' Jacob leaned across the table and snatched an onion ring from her plate. 'My so-called horrible taste in music?'
"Yep." She nodded. "And your food stealing fingers…"
'What else?'
"Umm…" She stroked her chin, chocolate eyes flirting with his handsome face. "I definitely won't miss your cocky ass."
'How about my regular ass…the one you secretly covet?'
Bella pushed her plate towards him, her stomach already full from her club sandwich. "It's not much of a secret now, is it?" She chuckled.
His eyes glowed briefly at her honest admission and a catlike purr suddenly erupted from his throat.
"Whoa! Did you just purr at me?" She beamed.
'Yep.' Jacob cleared his throat embarrassingly. 'Jesus. I sound like a pussy.'
"I like it." She remarked, reaching out to scratch his head.
'Of course you do.' He rolled his eyes. 'You like anything that purrs. Cats, kittens…hot fuckable wolves.'
"Oh my God. Is this an involuntary response?" She studied his face, familiar with his embarrassed expression.
'Yeah.' He replied, shoving her leftover fries into his mouth.
"So you basically have no control over it." She slid from her chair and joined him in his booth.
He nodded, staring straight ahead at the mirror on the wall.
She tapped her fingers on her chin, contemplating this new found piece of information.
"And it only happens when I'm around?"
He held her curious gaze in the mirror, a cocky smirk tugging at the corner of his lips. 'We both know the answer to that question, Bells.'
"No. You said it was a wolf thing, but you never mentioned it was because of the imprint."
'Well, now you know so feel free to scratch or stroke any part of my body.' He wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.
Bella scooted closer to him and rested her head on his massive shoulder. "I'm going to miss your sex-crazed Alpha brain." She sighed.
Jacob snaked his left arm around her waist, his warm skin shielding her from the A/C vent. 'It's sex-crazed 'cause of you, Bells.'
She masked her flattered ego by taking a cooling sip from her apple sangria.
"Speaking of umm…sex?"
'Yeah?'
They were the only costumers left in the small diner so she surprised him with a sweet kiss on the lips.
His mouth tasted like cherry Cola and fries, his large hands squeezing her waist and making it hard for her to stop.
'Damn, Bells.' The Alpha growled, planting a searing kiss on her neck. 'I wanna wipe Phoenix off the map so bad.'
"Jake…I'll be gone for three weeks, not three decades." She cupped his face in her small hands and tried not to fall for his trademark puppy dog eyes.
'What can I do to make you stay? Huh?' He asked, making sure to use his sexy bedroom voice.
"Mmm…how about you let me take Darth Vader for a ride?" Bella suggested.
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It was well known among the pack that Darth Vader's driver's seat was sacred.
No one was allowed to drive Jacob's beloved Mustang.
No one.
So imagine Bella's surprise when he handed her the keys...
"You're really going to let me drive your car?" She gaped at him in shock. "Your precious baby…the apple of your eye?"
'Sure.' He shrugged.
"But you never let anyone touch the sacred steering wheel. Not even Embry." She eyed him suspiciously.
'So…?' Jacob's onyx eyes danced mischievously as he held the diner's door open.
Bella walked past him, the keys jingling in her hand.
"So, are you sure you wanna do this?"
'Jeez, Bells. It's a car, not a fucking spaceship.'
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Five minutes later, they were both safely seated inside the Mustang with Bella behind the wheel.
She adjusted the seat and the mirrors before switching on the engine.
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard flight BJ headed to the Swan residence. Please fasten your seat belts and enjoy the ride!"
'Did you just say BJ?' Jacob snickered from beside her.
"Ugh…you're such a perv." Bella steered the Mustang out of the parking lot. "A perv with the baddest ride in town."
'Wait until you ride me…'
"I've already ridden you." She easily quipped, speeding down the empty highway.
'Yeah but in wolf form.' He pointed out. 'My cock's the real deal.'
Bella almost lost her grip on the wheel, her eyes leaving the windshield abruptly.
"Jesus. Why do you have to be so vulgar?"
'I'm always vulgar when I'm horny. You should know that by now, Bells.'
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After a nice, long cruise along the ocean road, Bella finally reached the Black's driveway.
She parked the Mustang in its usual spot and killed the rumbling engine.
"That was…amazing." She unbuckled the seat belt and stared at Jacob who was surprisingly fast asleep in the passenger seat.
He trusted her enough to fall asleep in his car while she was driving it.
That was definitely a giant milestone in their relationship.
"Jake. Honey. Wake up." She gently nudged his shoulder.
His eyes fluttered open, fingers uncurling from his seat belt.
Bella leaned across the center console and kissed his full lips. "Come on, let's get you to bed."
'Yes, mistress.' He straightened his posture and opened the passenger door, muscles flexing as he got out of the car.
Sleepy Alpha was her favorite and she intended on taking full advantage of his –what can I do to make you stay?- card.
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"Nice boxers."
Jacob smirked and tossed his jeans on the carpet next to Bella's unicorn army.
He was wearing his favorite Scooby Doo boxers, Scooby snacks included.
'They'll look a lot nicer on the floor.'
Bella snickered, opening her closet to search for an extra comforter. "You're lucky I even let you take your jeans off."
'Yeah. I'm kinda surprised you're letting me crash in your bed tonight.'
"Mmm…nothing comes without a price."
'Aha!' He pointed a finger at his smirking imprint. 'I knew you had a hidden agenda.'
"My agenda is anything but hidden, Black. Now lie on the bed and try to look less…wolfy."
Jacob scratched the back of his neck, his eyes darting to the small bed. 'Uh…Bells?'
"Yes?"
'You're going to unicornify me, aren't you?'
Bella burst out laughing, the apprehensive expression on his face making the situation all the more amusing. "Umm...Kinda."
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Five minutes later, Jacob was sitting in the middle of Bella's twin bed, surrounded by her army of unicorns.
There was even a tiny teddy bear in his lap.
"Say cheeeeese!"
'No way.' He frowned, irises glowing in irritation.
"Then stop doing that creepy thing you do with your eyes! It's ruining the pictures."
'Fine! I'll try.' He growled, looking like a domesticated lion on top of her lilac comforter.
Bella snapped a few more pictures with her iPhone and threatened to post them on Facebook.
'Do it and I'll turn your phone into dust.' He warned.
"Uh-oh…too late. I posted them on Twitter." She cheekily grinned, hiding said phone behind her back.
'Show me.' Jacob quickly rose to his feet and lunged at her but she fled the bedroom before he could catch her.
It was too late though, since the majority of her followers already saw said tweet.
One of them was Quil who retweeted the photo and wrote the following as a caption:
Q*QuillisChill: There's Florence and the Machine, then there's Jake and the Unicorns! LMAO #pussywhipped
Jake and the Unicorns started trending but the Alpha was way too sleepy to feel offended.
'You owe me, Swan!'
"You mean: I own you, Black." She quipped.
He flipped Bella the bird and shoved more chocolate raisins into his mouth.
"Grumpy, aren't we?"
'You've effectively destroyed my street cred in a single tweet so yeah, I'm kinda grumpy.'
"Aaaaw…you poor baby." She tossed an extra blue comforter on the mattress and patted him on the head. "Now you know what it feels like to be teased."
Moments later, the tables turned and her followers started teasing her about the unicorn photos:
Renée *Mrs.Dwyer~ is that a half-naked Jacob Black in your bedroom?!
Desiree*Dee~ Finally, Swan's getting some unicorn action ;)
Lisa *Shopaholic~ Spotted, Bella's HOT ASS neighbor in bed with horny animals #beefcakealert
Marina*RetroM~ This totally made my day! Q*QuillisChill: U 4got Josie & the Pussycats! LOL
Leah*IneveruseTwitter~ ROTFL! Haha. This iz fuckin hilarious!#Oscarforbestpicture
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'Everyone thinks we're fucking.' Jacob chuckled in amusement.
"Shut up and keep your eyes closed." Bella ordered while wrestling her way out of her tight skinny jeans and into her Pjs.
'Need a hand, Bells?'
"Ugh…No. Just…go to sleep." She unclasped her bra and tossed it on her dressing chair.
'Mmm…I like it when you're bossy.' He lazily drawled.
"You're only saying that because you're sleepy."
She finished getting dressed and turned around to find him occupying her entire bed.
There was too much of him and too little of her mattress basically.
'Sleepy is the new sexy.'
"Haha." Bella unfolded the extra comforter and hugged it to her chest. "You bring new meaning to the word lame, you know that?"
Jacob grinned, watching her with his sexy bedroom eyes. 'Admit it, Swan. You're going to miss having me around.'
"Jeez, do we have to play this game every summer?" She sighed. "Of course I'm gonna miss you."
'Then why are you still standing there? Come join me aboard your magical unicorn bed.'
"Wow. You're sounding cheesier by the minute." Bella chuckled, spreading the comforter on top of Jacob.
He rolled over onto his side once she joined him on the bed, sniffing her hair like a crack addict.
'I was supposed to romance you tonight.'
"You did…sort of." She snuggled into his warm chest and closed her eyes.
'Sort of means no in my book, which is why I'm taking you out tomorrow night.'
"Jake, we can do this whole romance thing when I get back."
The Alpha was about to protest when his BlackBerry started vibrating all of a sudden.
He picked it up from the nightstand and checked the caller ID.
"Who is it?"
'It's uh…a friend of mine.' He sheepishly replied.
Bella snuck a glance at the phone, the words Tina B. flashing on the screen.
"Friend or booty call?" She bluntly asked. "Cause I know your contact list is full of the latter."
Jacob frowned down at her, the BlackBerry still vibrating in his hand.
'Like I said, she's a friend.' He insisted. 'There's no need for your judgmental face.'
Bella huffed and sat up against the headboard. "Jake." She said through gritted teeth. "Friends don't call each other at one in the morning for shits and giggles. She clearly wants to hook up with you."
'Jesus.' He sighed in exasperation. 'I've already turned her down once.'
"Once?!" She cocked an eyebrow. "And you say she's just a friend?! Ugh…keep drinking the Kool-Aid, Alpha."
'So she wants me. I get it…but that doesn't mean I'm interested.' He pressed the ignore button and returned the BlackBerry to the nightstand. 'See?'
Bella suddenly realized that Jake was fair game in the eyes of his fan club.
He was still single and women will try to seduce him while she's in Phoenix.
"It's not you I'm worried about." She muttered.
'Bells. Girls call me 24/7. They wanna know why I'm no longer uh…' He struggled to find the right word. 'Available.'
"And what do you tell them?"
'I tell them I'm busy making a sex tape with the girl next door.'