A miracle in the Love Forest made a powerful flower
"Waah!" Shino screamed as he tried his best to push his baby out. "I can see it's head!" Hinata said as she grabbed it and gently started to drag it out of Shinos asshole. "WAAAH!" Shino pushed again and the baby was finally out! "It's a beautiful baby girl!" Hinata said as she cut the cord and dried poop off the baby. "Uwa! Uwa!" the baby cried as Hinata let Shino hold it. "She's beautiful!" he said.
Now how did all this happen you ask? I guess it is my duty as the second father to tell you that!
It all started a year ago when I was outside playing shogi with my dad, Shikaku. I was just about to win when Shino interrupted. "Shikamaru! I have to talk to you" Come with me!" I've never heard him talk so loudly before. Even though it was kind of a drag, I decided to follow him to wherever he was taking me. Apparently, he was taking me to the infamous "Love forest", it's a forest where people either confess their love or have a lot of sex… "AH AH AH! OH NARUTO OH OH GOD YES!" I could hear Sasuke scream from only a few meters away "Shino please hurry, I don't wanna listen to this for too long" I said, Trying to hide the fact that hearing Sasuke moan made me hotter than a river of lava. "I… I really like you, Shikamaru! And I want you to go out with me!" Shino said in a low and shy voice, he was blushing like mad. "Sure… why not… you seem like a nice guy" Not the best answer, I know… But hey, we have a kid now so it doesn't matter right?
Anyway…
A few months passed by and we fell more and more in love with each other, so we decided we were finally going to have sex. It was a hot and steamy night with lots of lots of sex and cum! And of course we didn't use protection because, well, we didn't think a guy could become pregnant! A few weeks passed and we found out that Shino was pregnant. We both freaked out when Hinata told us that, but we later calmed down and decided to keep it.
So yeah, here we are… Shino just gave birth to our baby girl and we're going to call her Flower Power Aburame Nara.
Written by:
Shikamaru Nara.