A/N: Juat so you know, this one is in Shinos pov, not Shikamarus! Anyway, I hope you enjoy part 2 of this beautiful storey!
Family Night
"How do I live without you? I want to know! How do I breathe without you, if you ever go?!" I was singing Shikamarus favorite song as beautifully as I could "How would I ever, ever survive?". I finished the singing, oh and I played the guitar! Shikamaru thinks that makes me sexy. This is something we do every Sunday, have a nice and calm family time with singing and cuddling. Flower Power is now 13 years old, which means she the age where she think everything parents do and say is dumb, so of course she thinks family night is dumb and that she is too old for it.
"Paddy this is sooooooooo dumb! Why do I have to be here and listene to these dumb love songs when I can be out with my friends!" See? I told you so! Stubborn teens are not the easiest to deal with, but we always get her to do family night with us buy offering her one shot of tequila after every family night. Of course we do not give our teenage daughter alcoholic drinks! We just put water in a cup and put some flavoring in it! Flower Power thinks it "soooooooooooo" cool that we let her drink a bit of alcohol, but sadly, it doesn't stop her complaining!
Oh and before I forget, "Paddy" is what she calls me. It would be confusing if both Shikamaru and me was dad/daddy, so I'm pad/paddy. Isn't it just "soooooooooo" cute!?
"UUUGGHHHHHHH! This is soooooo boring!" She keeps complaining like a little kid, we're used to it though…. Next week she probably won't complain though! Because I have a surprise for the next family night! Instead of singing and cuddling I'm gonna teach her how to control insects! Shikamaru has already taught her some basic shadow techniques so now it's my turn! I wish I could have started the training earlier, but Shikamaru didn't like the idea of tiny insects crawling around is baby girl until she got older and could decide herself if she wants to learn or not!
A week went by and I was finally going to teach Flower how to control insects! "EEEEWWW PADDY YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE INSECTS!" "Oh come on! I really want you to learn this! I was the one who gave birth to you through my asshole! Flower, when you were inside me before I gave birth to you, insects were crawling all over you!" I tried my best to convince her but I might have grossed her out more… Luckily Shikamaru was here and helped me convince her to learn insect jutsus! "Ok FINE! But only because dad also want me to do this!"
As it turns out, she really likes insects! I think we were all surprised by that actually… So now, even on her free time she practices new jutsus on her own. She even came up with a brand new one! Butterfly Fart no Jutsu! It's exactly what it sounds like…. She farts and out comes the butterflies.
I've never felt more proud.
Written by:
Shino Aburame.