Now time for another perspective on the totally stupidity that is this game.

Your name is Alex Rogers, you are a very strange fellow. Many of your friends secretly insult you behind your back, and sometimes directly in front of your face, but you don't give a shit. Your attention is to focused on you imminent plot to burn the entire world, but that can wait till later. You are the youngest among your friends, due to you having skipped a grade when you were younger, placing you a full year younger R than most of the others, and an almost two years to Brandon who is a year older than all the others. You suppose this age difference makes you common, and you often let him in on your arsonistic plots, fueled by both psycosis and jet fuel.

Speaking of Brandon and your shared plots to burn anything and everything, he's in a call with Mark. Let's see what their up to shall we?

We have already read this so, let's move on to what's happening now, shall we.

Now you are sliding down one of the fun slides that your server player has placed in your home, he has however left out the ability to go up the slides. You have been following his orders and have so far carved the totem and are proceeding to alchemise your "entry alchemy" as he calls it. As you enter the Medium you go to the Skype call check in with your co-players.

Skype Call:

AR - Okay, I'm in the Medium, what now?

BS - Did you pre-prototype your sprite like I said?

AR - Yeah, I tossed in a lighter I found.

BS - Why so much arson? Calm down dude.

AR - Why calm down when you can burn what makes you anxious?

BS - Wow, you just dodged around my request by turning it against me, well played!

AR - What did you prototype?

BS - I tossed in my dog, Dusty, and I can't find anything else to toss in. I mean, there's tons of stuff, it's just none of it seems right to match with the old boy. Nothing quite fits him.

AR - Why not something that would help with speaking, dogs can't really talk.

BS - No sprites become able to talk after their second prototyping. WAIT, I got it!

AR - What?

BS - YES, Tromdoge sprite!

AR - What?

BS - I tossed in my trombone and got my dog with a trombone bell sticking out of his stomach. He also holds the slide and mouthpiece like he's really playing it. He looks awesome.

AR - Sweet! What should I prototype?

BS - How should I know what you should prototype?

AR - I thought you might have some suggestions, that's all.

BS - Well, it's usually best of you prototype some type of guardian. Something like the remains of a relative, or a pet.

AR - Well, what about my bearded dragon?

BS - Yeah, that's a good one!

AR - Okay, I'll toss the little guy in the sprite

Skype Call End

You toss in your pet bearded dragon, Wyrmling. Brandon gave you the idea for the name. As you toss him in there is a large flash of light and the sprite changes shape. You've done it your'be created your new best friend and guide: Wyrmlighter sprite!

Skype Call:

BS - Dude that thing looks sweet, props to you my friend!

AR - What's the purpose of the sprites anyway?

BS - They serve as a guide on your journey. A shitty riddle-speaking, hard to understand guide, but a guide none the less.

AR - Wait, so I'm going to be guided by a floating, riddle-saying dragon?

BS - Yeah, pretty much.

AR - That sounds awesome!

BS - You know what else sounds awesome, the sweet rhythms of Trombdoge's musical magic. (Trombone part of the Darth Vader theme)

Skype Call End

You go to speak with your sprite to see what great wisdom he has for you.

"Hey Wrymlighter, what do you think I should do now?" You ask waiting anxiously for a reply.

"I cannot simply tell you what you must do next, you must find these things out for your self," He bellows in a deep voice, "If I were to simply tell what you must do then this game would be a short and unfulfilling quest. I will help you and guide you on your journey, but the answers to your questions I can only lead you to, not give you." You pretty much understand what he means,and you get that he can't help you completely.

"What answers will you be leading me to then?"

"Ones that you must obtain through hard work and perseverance. Answers that must be learned through experience, not simple teaching."

You realize that you're not going to get a straight answer from this asshole, so you decide to go back to the Skype call.

Skype Call:

AR - Hey I'm back!

JC - Why the fuck is Alex here?

BS - He's my client player. I need him here so I can relay orders to him.

JC - Wait, so if I join now he'd be my server player?

BS - Yes.

JC - No, I'm letting someone else join first!

BS - Dude, come on. I already told Nathan he can close the chain.

JC - Fine! I'll just get Jeremy to be his client player!

BS - You and I both know Jeremy will never willingly play this game with us.

JC - To bad for him! I'll trick him into playing it with us!

AR - How do you intend to do that?

JC - Shut up Alex! I'll find a way!

BS - Well good luck with that.

JC - Fuck you! This is gonna work!

JC left the call

AR - So... What now?

BS - Right now, we work on getting you to your first gate, and on to your planet.

AR - Wait! I get a planet?

BS - Yeah, we all get planets.

AR - Sweet!

Skype Call End

Right as he says this you hear a buzz from your phone, which is sitting on your desk. You notice it is a pop-up from an app you have never remembered having called: Sylladex.

Skype Call:

AR - Hey what's a Sylladex?

BS - Oh, good you got your Sylladex app!

AR - But what is it?

BS - It contains your Captachalogue, which is like your inventory; Your Strife Specibus which is the type of weapons you can use; As well as your Echeladder, your ranking system.

AR - What do I do with all of these?

BS - Well first I would recommend you allocate your Strife Specibus.

AR - What?

BS - Select your weapon.

AR - How do I do that?

BS - Click on "Strife Specibus"; Click "Options"; The click "Allocate Specibus"

AR - Okay... Wow, that's a lot of options!

BS - What type of weapon do you want?

AR - A sword!

BS - Then click the one that says: "Blade-kind"

AR - Okay, what did that do?

BS - You're now able to use swords. However you can only use swords.

AR - What did you pick?

BS - Rifle-kind. Yeah, my only weapon is this air-soft M16 I had sitting in the corner of my room.

AR - Lucky! I don't even have a weapon yet.

BS - I can help with that.

AR - How?

BS - I think I have this old foam sword lying around somewhere

AR - Great, I could use pretty much anything.

BS - Wait, did I deploy the Punch Designix?

AR - I don't think so.

BS - There we go, it's in the hallway!

AR - Why the hallway?

BS - It makes it hard for you to walk through the hall!

AR - Asshole!

BS - That's me!

AR - So what now?

BS - Put a card from your Sylladex into the slot on the machine. Now enter the following code: X37SD707

AR - It destroyed the card!

BS - Now repeat what you did with your first totem, but use the new card this time.

Skype Call End

You follow your server player's instructions and... YEAH YOU GOT THE SHITTY FOAM SWORD! While it sucks ass, you now have a weapon to kill shit with, VICTORY AT ITS FINEST!

Skype Call:

BS - Cool! Well you should get the basics of alchemy now, so let's get back to the gate!

AR - Okay, what do I need to do?

BS - Well it's more of a combined effort. I need you to find the dragon imps you've created and start slaying. Killing them will level you up on your Echeladder and supply me with Grist to build up the hous so you can reach the first gate. You'll also need the Grist for alchemy, so get slashin'!

END OF CHAPTER 2